Completely unaware that his doppelganger was enjoying the beauty trick in advance, Zhou Li was sitting on the stone chair, staring at Ying Kite who was swinging his feet on the stone table.

"So, you dug through the ground through special means, and then managed to escape from the stone house and escape into another cell full of the blessings of the old gods, am I right?"

Zhou Li was silent.

"Hey, don't look shy and pretend you don't know anything! Can you please stop doing this kind of action that I won't do! ”

Standing on the stone table, resisting the urge to step on Zhou Li's body, Ying Yuan complained: "Yes, just admit it, I won't scold you." ”

"Uh-huh."

Spreading out his hands, Zhou Li said innocently: "I have seen the cells in parallel on the left and right, and it is the first time I have seen this kind of arhat-style cell designed by neurotics, and I miscalculated, there is no way." ”

This time it was the turn of the winning kite to be silent.

"It's me who is talking about the neuropathy."

After a while, Ying Yuan said quietly.

"I let Don... It's broken, I'll knock one for you myself. ”

Zhou Li was halfway through his words, slapped his head, and then neatly prepared to kneel and beg for mercy. But Ying Kite's reaction was much faster than him, and with a finger of his hand, he maintained a strange posture of half-kneeling in the air, motionless.

"I don't think you're sincere when you kowtow."

Ying Yuan touched her smooth chin and looked at Zhou Li suspiciously, and then she lifted it slightly, and Zhou Li sat back on the chair.

"Okay, kowtow will be waived, tell me if you can continue to use that method?"

"Huh?"

Zhou Li was stunned for a moment, and said, "What's the way?" ”

Holding her cheeks, the girl puffed out her cheeks and asked, "It's the method you dug in, can you continue to use it?" If I can get out of here, I should be able to find a way out. ”

"Probably not."

Seeing that the "hole" that he had dug up had been filled by the new yellow-clothed blessing, Zhou Li shook his head and said, "The Lingqi in my body is not enough to support the use of this ability again. ”

"I'll give you the hour?"

Looking at Zhou Li, Ying Yuan said with a big grin: "What type do you want?" Thick or thin? I can choose how much purity you want. ”

"Uh-uh."

Faced with Ying Kite's words of driving and breaking the law, Zhou Li didn't know what to do for a while. After a brief silence, he thought for a moment and spoke:

"I've encountered something before, the meridians have been broken once, and it may not be suitable for your Lingqi."

"Oh?"

Ying Yuan raised his eyebrows, and the ash Qi moved with it and gently covered Zhou Li's body. After a moment, Ying Yuan frowned, and her voice was a little harsh:

"The spiritual veins are broken, and the source heart is obscure. This method of cutting off people's spiritual veins is extremely vicious, not only will you lose most of your cultivation, but your talent will also be reduced, and it will also bring you great pain and suffering. Who is so vicious as to do such a thing? ”

"Ah, me."

Ying Kite's originally solemn expression froze.

"If you offend someone, you will give an explanation in this way."

Zhou Li explained with a smile, he didn't feel heavy at all when he said these words, but he didn't care about it as if he was talking about someone he didn't know.

"You don't value your body at all."

Ying Kite's original momentum suddenly leaked, and a pair of golden eyes glanced at Zhou Li beautifully, she sighed, and said helplessly: "But you're right, I really can't deliver Lingqi to you." ”

"The spiritual veins in your body are too complicated, and it is very likely that the spirit qi transported through the air will touch your injuries and cause you to die directly. Only if I touch you with my own hands can I deliver the Spirit Qi accurately. ”

"It's a pity..."

Glancing at Zhou Li, Ying Yuan shook his head and said helplessly: "You... Not really. ”

"Saying no to a man is the biggest insult in the world!"

Zhou Li stood up angrily, and then sat down obediently under the light of the Lingqi full of extremely strong power in the girl's hand, with his hands behind his back, and his voice was much softer: "But combined with the actual situation, this kind of insult is a kind of protection." ”

"You're weird and funny."

He smiled and crushed the Lingqi in his hand. Winning Kite was lying on the stone table, with her feet crossed, and her smooth feet like milk chocolate were dangling, which was very eye-catching. She looked at the thick malice on the ceiling, and said leisurely:

"Alright, don't worry, my corpse Qi has already started to explain these strange things. Wait a day or two, and we'll be out of trouble, and then I'll go and clean up myself. ”

Zhou Li hummed, and then his eyes fell on the girl's instep, staring intently, nodding up and down with the rhythm of the other party.

"Have you seen enough?"

After a while, the girl sat up with a blushing face and said angrily: "No, you can also see the zombie's feet? I look so dark, do you still look at it? Do you have any taste? ”

"First of all, I'm looking at your feet with gold threads. Secondly, are you challenging my aesthetic? ”

Zhou Li was immediately unhappy when he heard this, he sat up straight directly, and said righteously under the surprised gaze of the girl: "You can say that I am only shallow, but you can't insult my excellent aesthetics!" ”

"No, you..."

This time, Zhou Li did not close his broken mouth because of the disparity in strength. Because this is Ying Kite's provocation of his own aesthetics, a mockery of his perfectly combined XP system. Now he has to use his eloquence and teach the other party a good lesson!

"First of all, you say that you look black, but in fact, you are just compared with those sickly white Ming women, there is a certain gap in color. But in my aesthetic category, your milk-like soft brown skin has a unique exotic wild and healthy beauty, which is extremely rare in the Ming Dynasty, and even a treasure from heaven, which belongs to the gift of the world. ”

"The gifts of the world are too much!"

The girl's face was dyed crimson, she leaned against the corner of the stone table, her voice trembling slightly: "Okay, don't say it, don't..."

"No, there is just enough time, I have to give you a science popularization of what is called aesthetics that transcend the times!"

If Zhuge Qing was still here, she would definitely be able to detect that Zhou Li's current state of almost fanaticism was not his original intention.

The effect of the Tiger Charm is not simply the separation of good and evil, in fact, its most important effect is the balance of yin and yang. And now, Zhou Li's mind has begun to be unbalanced, and the specific manifestation is...

"Your eyes are a rare and perfectly coloured golden colour that may be unmanageable to others, but for you as a brown-skinned woman, it is natural and just right to add a touch of beauty and nobility. What? You ask me what are the remaining three points? ”

"It's beautiful! Pure, without any plus points but enough to make people can't take their eyes off the beauty! ”

Ying Kite shrunk in the corner, hugged his knees, his eyes were shining, and said weakly: "I didn't ask..."

"No, the hesitation in your eyes is asking!"

The more Zhou Li spoke, the more energetic he became, he looked at Ying Kite, his eyes were full of pure appreciation, and there was lust that was so simple that people couldn't get angry:

"Without mentioning your figure, your looks are among the best of all I've ever seen, and your unique exotic and queenly temperament is the best in the world. And most importantly, you perfectly balance the two temperaments of charm and coquettishness, just like a pair of warm opals on a beautiful jade sculpture, which not only has a suffocating beauty, but also gives people a kind of cat-like lightness and delicateness, so why aren't you appreciated by me?! ”

"You, you, you, you..."

At this time, Ying Kite was already a little at a loss, obviously what this disciple said was "Meng Lang's words", but she couldn't afford to be half angry in her heart, but was vaguely happy.

After all, in Loulan's days, she was either fighting with people or fighting with zombies. After fighting all her life, she was finally finished, she died and was reincarnated as a drought.

Everyone knows that this thing is a disaster, even if Ying Kite became a drought fish to save the world, but everyone is only in awe of her, and more fear.

After all, no matter how you say it, the drought is also the head of the zombies, and everyone who knows the identity of the winning kite is either evasive, or false and wronged, like Zhou Li, which is almost a "confession of pure love for the god of war", she has never heard of it.

And most importantly, in this era of advocating "white beauty", most of the people who have seen Ying Kite have cast strange eyes on her. After all, it is very rare for a girl like her to have light brown skin and not look like a Ming person, not to mention that she is still a zombie.

As a result, the current Win Kite has fallen into a very strange state. Ying Kite, who had never been in contact with the "love between men and women" in his life, was caught off guard and was directly sunk by Zhou Li's set of critical hits and slashes, and he couldn't even scold his favorite straightforward insults on weekdays.

However, obviously I don't want to continue listening because I am shy, but Ying Kite always has a feeling of gain and loss for some reason. All in all...

Talk more, I like to listen.

"And there are too many Ming people following the wind and dogs, you know, you look at your bare feet, both the arc and the size are almost beautiful, and the golden filaments wrapped around the feet are also just right, just like the peppers in mapo tofu play the finishing touch. If you ask the dogs to come, they will definitely say that they like the white ones, but I like the good ones! ”

"Mapo tofu with sesame pepper is really delicious."

Win Kite weakly agreed.

At this time, Zhou Li didn't realize that his state might not be quite right, he frowned, and said with an indignant face: "Also, you have a personal problem!" ”

"Huh?!"

Ying Kite suddenly straightened his waist like a primary school student being called by his teacher, and sat on the stone table like a duck, and said in a little panic: "I, me, me, me?" What's wrong with me? ”

"What about self-confidence? Confident! ”

Zhou Li gritted his teeth and said with hatred:

"Your beauty is the work of the Divine, the result of your own efforts, the love that your parents poured into you, how can you deny yourself because of the words of a group of dogs? It's like I was staring at your feet just now, of course I'm not looking at your feet, I'm looking at the golden thread, but my behavior is Meng Lang! You can't just let people look at you because you're not confident! You should have kicked it over and rewarded it hard... Punish me! ”

"In more than a thousand years, you are the first person to look at my body for such a long time."

Ying Kite's tone was very soft and glutinous, she was originally full of momentum, and after being pressed by Zhou Li for a few minutes, she was now weak and unpresentable.

"That's not going to work either!"

Zhou Li frowned and said angrily: "Am I special? Why do you want to be special! Equality for all, gender equality, racial equality! ”

"But... I'm really not good-looking. ”

Holding his knees, Ying Kite's eyes dodged, and he said softly: "The people in the immortal cultivation world who have seen me say that I look like black charcoal, and they also say that I am a zombie of Kefu. But they're right, I'm really dark, and the corpse in my body will kill the humans who touch me, so..."

"I'm a brain-dead of these old bull-nosed people."

Hearing this, Zhou Li immediately disdainfully said:

"These immortal cultivators know the beauty of a fart? Every day, in the Taoist temple, it is said that it is Qing Xiu, but as a result, you have to judge your kind of beauty, a bunch of waste, either a drainage dog or a follower dog. ”

After speaking, as if he was puzzled, Zhou Li continued: "Maybe when a certain Heavenly Master Dao Master says that he likes orcs, these followers will start {wow, yes, yes, the family also likes orcs}, and the result?" When they saw the head of the beast and the human body, they must not kneel down and beg for mercy? A bunch of waste snacks. ”

"Poof."

Ying Kite was immediately amused by Zhou Li's words, the beauty of her face was like a peach blossom blooming, and her eyes were curved like a crescent moon, which was beautiful.

"Look at how beautiful this is."

Zhou Li sat cross-legged on the stone chair and sighed: "I tell you, you must not feel sorry for yourself, although your beauty will not dissipate because of lack of confidence, but your queen-like pride will bring you a more beautiful temperament." Those bull-nosed veterans want to bark when the dog barks, they don't understand you, I understand you. ”

"yes..."

At this time, Ying Kite's beautiful eyes were full of anticipation, and her smile was bright, "You're right, at least someone can understand my beauty." ”

"Yes."

Zhou Li nodded and said with relief: "You can teach you, let me tell you, don't care about your brown skin, you have to regard it as your own glory." Just like those women in the immortal cultivation world, all of them are white and real zombies, they all look like heirs of ancient tombs, what is there to see? Or are you like that..."

As soon as the words fell, Zhou Li saw Ying Kite's expression that wanted to laugh and was a little overwhelmed.

Then, he turned his head and looked at Zhuge Qing, who had dug out the cave and half of his head came out, his expression froze.

"Go on."

Zhuge Qing, who seemed to be peeping at a kitten, nodded, and said softly: "Zhou Gongzi's aesthetics are indeed unique, by the way, what do you say is the image of a woman in the immortal cultivation world?" I didn't hear clearly. ”

"Haha."

Zhou Li smiled, and then knelt down.

"When I go back, I'll ask Tang Guan to give you a few more."

Zhou Li said.

Do you say this book is a harem, I don't think so. Because the heroine I appointed is Tang Guan, but Tang Guan is destined to be Zhu Qianyun's.

But you say it's not a harem, but I can't resist the two attributes of "cold and beautiful fun fairy" and "thousand-year-old exotic black skin pure jade-footed beautiful girl".

So, I want them all.

(End of chapter)