Chapter 198: Suddenly, a madman sharpened his knife at night
"Are you still cheap?"
Crossing Erlang's legs and sipping tea, Zhou Li glanced up at Tang Guan, who was hanging upside down on the ceiling, and without waiting for the other party to speak, Zhou Li directly issued a verdict:
"Okay, you don't have to answer, just keep hanging."
Tang Wan nodded, calmly accepting this ending, and his face still had the kind expression of caring for the disabled.
"You still don't believe it!"
Seeing this, Zhou Li slapped the table and said angrily: "Tang Guan, you touched your conscience and said, when did I lie to you?" ”
"At the age of sixteen, you said that you would not have an accident if you took the laxative medicine and then took the constipation medicine, at the age of seventeen, you told me that you could watch fireworks by throwing slaked lime into the toilet, in the first half of the eighteen, you told me that stealing the roll would add points, and in the second half of the eighteen, you gave me the roll from three years ago, and at the age of nineteen..."
"Stop!"
Zhou Li stretched out his hand and said solemnly and solemnly: "At the age of nineteen, you have returned to the Tang Sect, don't slander me!" ”
Zhuge Qing on the side was silent.
You don't refute any of the previous things, do you?
"By the way, what about the shallow clouds?"
Zhou Li glanced at Tao Yao, who was busy in the kitchen, and then asked curiously, "Didn't she break through with you?" ”
"I'm breaking through faster."
Tang Guan's spiral, which rotated slowly like a mosquito repellent light strip in a vegetable market, said: "I had experience before, so I was a little faster. And if Qianyun wants to be promoted from the fifth grade to the sixth grade, it is estimated that it will take a while. ”
"I guess there is enlightenment."
Zhou Li thought for a moment and said, "What is she practicing?" ”
"Forgive the Dragon."
Tang Wan blinked and continued: "The royal family's spiritual method, cultivation speed and spirit qi purity are very high, and it is very good to be able to sign a contract with the dragon spirit. ”
"Yes."
Zhou Li nodded, "Anyway, she is also the daughter of the prince of Han, and it is only natural to pardon the dragon to give Qianyun." By the way, which dragon spirit did she sign a contract with? White Linglong or Jade Dragon? ”
"Black Dragon.
"Poof."
Zhuge Qing on the side directly squirted out a sip of tea, and after coughing a few times, Zhuge Qing's face was a little ashamed, and he constantly expressed his apologies to Zhou Li, who was numb.
"It doesn't have to be that way."
Zhou Li let out a long sigh after drying his face, and said helplessly: "Although the name of the Black Cruelty Dragon doesn't sound very friendly, it is actually a three-clawed dragon enshrined by the royal family, and it is the auspicious rui of [punishing adultery and slashing evil]. ”
"I took it for granted."
Zhuge Qing bowed his head slightly apologetically.
"By the way, how's your spiritual method?"
At this time, Zhou Li suddenly reacted, Tang Guan should have also broken through to the Five Realms of Lingqi and was able to have his own Qi Spirit, so he hurriedly asked, "Is it still the cold jade spirit from before?" ”
For some reason, when mentioning his Qi Spirit, Tang Wan suddenly fell into an eerie silence. After a moment, she sighed and said helplessly:
"Can you let me down first?"
After sitting firmly on the chair, Tang Wan subconsciously swayed her slender and delicate calves, but soon, she suddenly stiffened, as if she thought of something, and her expression began to become weird.
"I'll explain it first."
Gritting his teeth, Tang Guan wrinkled his nose and said in a deep voice: "No matter what you see, don't spread it, I beg you." ”
"Is there such a category as hemorrhoidal jade?"
Zhou Li was a little dazed.
"No, no, no, if I have hemorrhoids, I can cut them off myself."
Tang Guan, who already had a certain resistance to Zhou Li, waved her hand, and then she gasped, slowly exhaled, stretched out her hand, and snapped her fingers lightly.
Qi Ling is the masterpiece of the spirit of all things, and it is also the external manifestation of the spiritual method practiced by a Ling Qi master.
For example, Xu Ziyi practiced the famous [trickery technique] of "staggered long and short, invincible to prevent", therefore, he... Her Qi Spirit is a "long and short spear". Guo Lingyun practiced the body method [Heavenly Forgiveness], so his Qi Spirit was a pair of wings, which allowed him to fly for a short time.
In other words, a person's Qi Spirit, no matter how it changes, will be directly related to his Spiritual Method, and the form of expression is the same.
For example...
raised his head in shock, whether it was Zhou Li, who had experienced strong winds and waves and even crossed the second dimension, or Zhuge Qing, who had seen a lot of knowledge and even kicked the ass of the Heavenly Master, he was shocked by the scenery behind the girl in front of him.
I saw that behind Tang Guan, a golden and shining jade seal of the country was suspended behind her, and the eight big characters of [Ordered by the sky, both longevity and Yongchang] floated around Tang Guan, and there was even a 3D surround effect, no matter what angle you observed, you can see these eight big characters.
Zhou Li was stupid, and the shock that this scene brought him was far greater than the death of Gui Daozi. Because at the moment when the phantom of the jade seal appeared, Tang Guan also put on a warm robe, and the workmanship materials were extremely top-notch, which could be said to be a royal product, and it must be a high-quality product.
If it weren't for the dragon robe, Zhou Li would definitely wear it out to show off to the old pedant.
Zhuge Qing was stunned, she had seen a direct rebellion against the uprising, but she was the first to see her directly holding the heirloom jade seal to join the queue and ascend the throne.
"What's wrong?"
Holding the carp noodles made by Yanjin, Tao Yao looked at the stunned two and the helpless Tang Guan, tilted her head, and asked curiously, "Don't you like to eat rice?" ”
"No, sister! Don't you see?! ”
Zhou Li came back to his senses, pointed to Tang Guan, who was dressed in a dragon robe, and the heirloom jade seal behind her, and said in horror: "If this thing is seen by others, it won't be a problem of rice, we have to think about prison food." ”
"In fact, there is a high probability that it is a severed head meal."
Zhuge Qing added: "It is a capital crime to wear a dragon robe privately in the Ming Dynasty, and with the jade seal of the country, it is estimated that relatives and friends will have to be killed." ”
"It's okay."
Tao Yao put the fish on the table, unbuttoned the apron, and by the way, loosened the head of the balls into a ponytail, revealing a swan-like graceful neck, "It's all jade, it looks good, it's not bad." ”
"Sister..."
Zhou Li slapped his face helplessly, and then he looked at Tang Guan, whose face was full of numbness and helplessness, and asked puzzledly: "So, what happened to your cold jade spirit to become like this?" Is your desire to rebel so strong? ”
"My Tang Sect is doing well in Daming, what kind of rebellion am I making."
Wiping his face, Tang Guan sighed and waved his hand, and the golden light and jade seal behind him that flashed like a jumping scene suddenly disappeared, and the dragon robe on his body slowly dissipated, revealing a white short coat.
Turning his head, Tang Guan looked at Zhou Li, as if he had lost hope and expectation for life, and said weakly:
"Just a few days ago, when I was advancing to the Five Realms, the spirit of cold jade, which was originally about to move, suddenly disappeared. I finally communicated, and she kowtowed to me in my head, running so fast that my Lingqi didn't react. Then, this thing somehow signed a contract with me, so..."
Gritting his teeth and punching his leg hard, Tang Guan said in grief:
"My dream of drinking cold drinks anytime and anywhere is completely shattered!"
(End of chapter)