Chapter 215: A Match Made in Heaven
"I warn you, you can hit me, you can step on me, you can scold me! But how dare you slander me, this is a great disrespect to me! And I advise you to behave yourself, my young man's body is reserved for Mrs., and Mrs. Lady of the White Golden Snake will never let you go! ”
Zhou Li, who was carried on Xu Ziyi's shoulders and tied like a large caterpillar, struggled hard: "Is there a demon law!" Is there a demon spell! I have shed blood for my wife, I have made meritorious service for my wife! You can't do that! I want to see Madame, Madame! ”
"How did you know Madame?"
The fox demon behind him looked at Zhou Li and asked with an unkind face, "Did a monster leak Madame's information to you?" ”
"My wife and I are in love, talented and beautiful, and we still use others to match?"
Trying to hold his head high, Zhou Li said arrogantly: "Little fox demon, look at the seven gourd seeds on my wrist, let me tell you, this is a token of love given to me by my wife, I warn you, if I have any three-seven-twenty-one, your first seven will have to be ninety-nine to one." ”
When the fox demon heard this, he was taken aback. She first asked Xu Ziyi to stop, and then she walked to Zhou Li's side, grabbed his wrist, and looked at the seven jade gourds, Liu Ye's eyebrows slowly wrinkled.
"It's really..."
muttered softly, and then she took Zhou Li off Xu Ziyi's body with one hand. Ignoring the puzzled Xu Ziyi, the fox demon picked up Zhou Li's jaw and asked, "Are you really a lady cronie?" ”
"It's a concubine, a concubine."
Zhou Li corrected.
"Presumptuous!"
The fox demon suddenly glared angrily, pinched Zhou Li's jaw hard, and said coldly: "Madam is a demon who has become an immortal, how can she be vulgar for a mortal man?" I warn you, don't lie to me! ”
"Men are dishonest things."
Frowning, the fox demon said to Xu Ziyi on the side: "Throw him into the jade prison, the dungeon may not be able to trap him." I'm going to pick up the stars, and I'm going to ask my wife for herself what this man is all about. ”
"Do it yourself."
Xu Ziyi rolled his eyes at the fox demon, very good-looking and delicate, "Do you want me to help you push your ass in the back when you get on him for a while?" ”
"You."
The fox demon laughed angrily, and then she took out the piece of champa, and Xu Ziyi directly picked up Zhou Li the moment she saw the champa and ran down the stairs like a fly.
"You're so afraid of her?"
On the way, Zhou Li couldn't suppress the curiosity in his heart and asked, "What kind of power does that handkerchief have?" Let General Xu be so afraid? ”
Xu Ziyi had a cold face and did not answer. And Zhou Li didn't care about the other party's silence, and chattered:
"To be honest, it's actually good that you become a woman, don't you find that you are very popular after becoming a woman?"
"By the way, curiously asked, aren't you unaccustomed to walking? Wouldn't it be heavy to have more of these two on the chest? ”
"I just saw your dear brother Xu Sheng, he was willing to be a lackey of the court in order to save you, pushing a wheelchair and sprinting, it took two or three days to get you out, but you were abducted, he was really miserable."
"Enough!"
As soon as she heard Xu Sheng's name, Xu Ziyi's beautiful eyes suddenly widened, she gritted her teeth, and said sharply: "You don't know how his leg was broken?" If you lose on the battlefield, you lose, he admits it, I admit it, you mention this matter again and again, do you still have morality? ”
"I just mentioned once what you scolded me for."
Zhou Li is wronged.
"You're so annoying, ahh!!!hh
Xu Ziyi was trembling by Zhou Liqi at this time, she had never seen such a man with a dead skin and a shameless face. She gritted her silver teeth and said angrily, "Shut up! A captive is honestly a captive, what are you doing with so much talk?! ”
"I'm healing your broken heart with words."
Zhou Li's sexy and low mature man's hoarse popping bubble sound directly broke Xu Ziyi's psychological defense.
Tearing off a piece of cloth from the collar and stuffing it into Zhou Li's mouth, Xu Ziyi carried Zhou Li on his shoulders with a cold face, and quickly went downstairs, flying up quickly. After opening a jade door, Xu Ziyi directly threw Zhou Li into the dimly lit room and slammed the door shut, without the slightest desire to communicate or communicate.
"I'm in a hurry."
After spitting out the cloth in his mouth, Zhou Li's wrist turned slightly, and the flames of the red jade gourd directly burned the rope. He turned his wrist, surveyed the room known as the Jade Prison, stood up, and knocked on the door.
No one responded.
After stretching his waist, Zhou Li's right hand flipped over, and a white ring fell from the gap in the jade gourd in his palm. This is the storage ring that Zhuge Qing gave him, it sounds very lofty, but it is actually to open up a small secret realm in Longhu Mountain, and then connect it with a ring, and use it at will.
It's actually very tall to use.
Fang Cai's fox demon was actually searched, but it was useless, she didn't dare to touch the seven jade gourds, and her own things were in the ring, so Zhou Li didn't worry about these. And he dared to be caught by the fox demon unscrupulously, and he also had a hole card in his hand.
Without putting on the ring, Zhou Li took out a rope and put the ring on his chest and hung it. After all, it's not your own ring, and it's not good to wear it rashly. He tugged at the rope and, when it was safe, put his finger on the ring.
Call~
A small "door" appeared in front of Zhou Li, he stretched out his hand, and slowly pushed it open under the catering of the door, and a small boxy space was revealed in Zhou Li's spiritual world. It's as if he only needs to select something in a small space, and he can appear out of thin air, which is extremely magical.
Dangdangdang.
"Hemorrhoids medicine!"
Zhou Li raised the porcelain vase in his hand and proudly read the label on it like a blue fat man.
"First of all, this bottle belongs to my third uncle."
Zhuge Qing didn't even need to look at it, he could detect Tang Guan's fist-making gaze on the side. She gritted her teeth and said with a forced smile: "Secondly, the small space of our Longhu Mountain is shared by several people, and it is not a coincidence that my master and third uncle and I use a small space. ”
"I believe it."
Tang Wan nodded, and the pity in his eyes did not fade at all.
I understand Zhou Li now.
Feeling the hard fist, Zhuge Qing thought abruptly.
"Wait, why hemorrhoids medicine?"
Zhou Li reacted at this time, and the hand that originally wanted to take out the cartilage water was suddenly attracted by this hemorrhoid medicine for some reason. He stared blankly at the hemorrhoid medicine in his hand, and for a moment his brain was spinning rapidly.
Soon, Zhou Li's eyes lit up, and an indescribable light of wisdom filled his eyes.
"I'm going to jail."
In the bushes, Zhuge Qing rolled up his sleeves and said resolutely: "My reputation can rot, but it can't rot on this!" ”
"The brother next door."
In the cell, Zhou Li looked at the hemorrhoids medicine in front of him, and at this moment, a deep man's voice came from next door.
"Look, I have a hemorrhoid that's about to crack, and you have a bottle of hemorrhoid medicine, isn't that a match made in heaven?" (End of chapter)