44 The first urban legend of the Internet age

After returning to Donglian City, Luo Hao was still the inconspicuous and inconspicuous junior officer of the medical office.

Although Luo Hao decided to roll up, the patient didn't want to have surgery.

Time passed day by day, Wen Youren kept smiling at Luo Hao, and Luo Hao was also careful to be careful, I don't know when this thing will cramp and give himself a critical blow.

The long-term main quest of the system is progressing every day, Cui Mingyu is really rolling in Anzhen, and Luo Hao is very pleased.

After Wang Guohua wholeheartedly admitted related patients in the outpatient clinic, the number of surgeries also increased rapidly, and even the Department of Gastroenterology had a lot of complaints.

The gastrointestinal endoscopy room used to belong to the Department of Gastroenterology, but now it is occupied by Luo Hao, Chen Yong, and Wang Guohua.

Director Li of the Department of Gastroenterology also wanted to go to Lin Yuming to make a suggestion, but when he thought of the end of the hospital-wide consultation, Lin Yuming held an enamel jar in his hand and hugged Wen Youren and said-When you have a chance to use it, everything is quiet.

She is an old-school doctor, and since she was young, she has to be involved in surgery when she has been dealing with both cholecystitis and gastric varices.

In Director Li's opinion, these things are all surgical work, so even if Luo Hao leads people to "occupy the magpie's nest", they are all right.

Lin Yuming is also in action.

He personally led several capable subordinates of the medical department to settle in the B-ultrasound room and CT room, which on the surface meant to eliminate potential safety hazards and let the mine operate safely.

But the directors of the two departments understood for the first time that Lin Yuming was here to find a patient.

Director Lin Yuming's mind is also very simple - they are all patients, they are all doing surgery, and there is more than B ultrasound puncture surgery, so there is naturally no time to do interventional surgery to eat threads.

It is a few units that can be made less.

Although Lin Yuming is from a radiology major, he quite respects interventional surgery, but it is done by others.

As for Luo Hao, his own nephew, it is good to be able to make one less.

With the joint efforts of several aspects, the number of Luo Hao's surgeries has increased rapidly.

There are still two vacant columns in the medical team, which the system does not state, and Luo Hao also tried to take Cui Mingyu down, but he was unsuccessful.

So Luo Haochai may be a radish and a pit, he didn't dare to use the quota of the medical team casually.

Wang Guohua is too old around him, Chen Yong is too young, and Luo Hao is still observing every day.

Now Luo Hao can complete 100+ interventional surgeries in an average week, of which cyst puncture is the mainstay, supplemented by endoscopic surgery, and only Wen Youren can find patients for surgeries that really require white clothes and armor.

Luo Hao calculated for a while, and estimated that he could complete 500+ surgeries in the first snow, and if there was no accident before New Year's Day, he would be able to complete the second phase of the task.

The once unattainable 15 free attribute points seem to be within reach.

As the number of patients increased, Luo Hao became more and more busy, and he was already ready to upgrade his stamina.

The life of cattle and horses is not good, and even they have to prepare their own forage and upgrade their physical strength.

Just, very speechless.

But Luo Hao is ready to turn himself into a stronger cow and horse.

One day, after getting off work, Luo Hao called his mother, reported that he was safe, and by the way, he said that he would stay in the hospital and work overtime.

"Chen Yong, what do you want to eat?"

"Wait a minute." Chen Yong jumped up after hearing Luo Hao's question, and put down his work to find a nurse.

If there is any good thing, Chen Yong immediately thinks of nurses and female doctors.

He has a good relationship with women and subjective initiative.

Ten minutes later, Chen Yong came back and read the document on his phone to Luo Hao.

Luo Hao doesn't care about the number of things, and he is not that bad.

And although Chen Yong is usually reluctant to talk to himself, only to talk to nurses, he still works hard when he works.

Coupled with his youth, high talent, and ingenuity, Chen Yong has a tendency to crush Wang Guohua in "new" technology.

Chen Yong is like a central air conditioner for women, warm as spring for all women, Luo Hao has long accepted this fact.

Soon, milk tea was delivered first.

"Luo Hao, you help me see the ward." Chen Yong picked up the bag of milk tea and went to the obstetrics and gynecology department happily.

The obstetrics and gynecology department also has Luo Hao's patients, so ordering milk tea is naturally indispensable for them.

Chen Yong always "volunteered" to take on the task of delivering milk tea.

Even his own nurses couldn't stop him.

Luo Hao is really worried that Chen Yong's central air conditioner will run out of electricity one day, and even affect himself.

Chen Yong walked for half an hour, and when he returned, the takeaway dinner had arrived.

"Eat, eat!" Chen Yong picked up the chopsticks and clasped his hands together, "It's safe." ”

"Does it work?" Luo Hao asked.

Every time Chen Yong eats, there are always some strange rituals.

"I don't know." Chen Yong reverently swung towards nothingness, "What if it works." ”

"Brother Yong, I see that someone in the Little Red Book has said a ritual, which seems to be quite useful." The nurse looked at Chen Yong with a smile and said.

"Don't listen to them, few serious answers."

"Why? People say they swear by it. ”

"It's all Internet jokes." Chen Yong said, "For example, some time ago, it was rumored that the grandson accompanied his grandmother and pulled out the ventilator to charge his mobile phone, which is a standard Internet joke. ”

"Huh? Isn't it true? I think it's quite similar. Didn't we have a patient's companion in our department last year who was noisy about the monitor in the bed next door and unplugged the power supply. The nurse asked.

"That's the monitor, the power supply of the ventilator is three heads, and the power supply of the mobile phone is two heads, which is not the same."

Luo Hao was snoring and eating, and he had already ignored what Chen Yong had done.

"It's so simple and cute that you, as a medical worker, still believe this." Chen Yong praised.

"Puff~"

Luo Hao almost didn't squirt out a mouthful of rice, and he barely pressed it down after drinking a big sip of Baisui Mountain.

There is really no angle to praise, but you have to find an angle to praise, Chen Yong's vision is strange enough, and his face is thick enough, he can say these words in front of himself.

Supposedly, Luo Hao glanced at Chen Yong.

Chen Yong said while picking up food for the nurses, "The patients on ventilators are all in the intensive care unit, and the patient's family members can't go in." Besides, ventilators have backup power. I was in the intensive care unit when I was interning, and suddenly there was a power outage! ”

The little nurse's eyes widened and she was nervous.

"As a result, all of a sudden, all the ventilators and monitors started to alarm, and the loud sound could lift the roof."

"That's it."

"Of course, but there were similar legends in the past." Chen Yongdao.

"Once upon a time? At that time, there were no mobile phones, where did the legend come from. ”

"Do you think people before the Internet age were not entertained? My master said that this kind of gossip, whether it is true or not, is the most eye-catching. Ancient Zhiwei novels, such as the most famous Liaozhai, are actually a synthesis of all kinds of gossip. ”

"Hehehe." The little nurse covered her mouth and chuckled.

Is Jiang Wenming? Luo Hao also smiled, the man was a little interesting.

"There is an urban legend that there is a hospital where patients get worse and die at five o'clock every morning. By the way, it's the intensive care unit. At that time, everyone speculated that there must be unjust ghosts in this hospital, and at five o'clock in the morning every day, when the sky seems to be dawn and the ghosts are baring their teeth, the yin qi is the strongest, and the ghosts come out to ask for their lives. ”

"I've heard this legend!" The nurse's eyes lit up and she found a common topic with Chen Yong, "Later, she explained that every morning, a cleaner would unplug the power of the ventilator and press the vacuum cleaner." ”

"That's right, so the urban legend that the grandson charged is a successor version of the urban legend of the cleaning lady, which was made up by the media to attract attention. You are too simple, you can't be fooled so easily in the future. ”

"Hee-hee-hee~"

Luo Hao hurried to finish the meal.

Chen Yong and the girl were verbose, and they were really annoyed.

But if Chen Yong can spend half of the time talking to girls on surgery, he has now crushed Wang Guohua.

"Brother Yong, was the urban legend spread through the newspaper at that time?" The nurse asked.

"It should be."

"By email, and the incident of the cleaning lady is not apocryphal." Luo Hao replied when he finished eating and turned to leave.

"Don't be, it's only been a long time since the Internet." Chen Yong pouted, not convinced.

"E-mail was invented in 1971 by American computer engineer Ray Tomlinson, and in the nineties of the last century, with the end of the Cold War, military e-mail was converted to civilian use."

"Edit, then edit." Chen Yong decided that Luo Hao was casually making it up, picked up his mobile phone to look up the information, and verified whether what Luo Hao said was true or false.

How could such a ridiculous thing as a cleaning lady unplugging the ventilator not be made up, Chen Yong felt that he would win.

Luo Hao must be jealous of himself, these small human beings, hahaha.

The original issue of the Cape Town Times of 13 June 1996 described the cleaning lady unplugging the ventilator and charging the floor polisher. Newspapers had limitations, but e-mail did not, and this was almost the first urban legend that e-mail produced after it became civilian. ”

“!!!”

“!!!”

"If you don't believe me, search and see, someone who died in Cape Town Hospital will find a problem."

Chen Yong searched with his mobile phone, and there really is!

A gossip, an urban legend, dates back to the nineties of the last century.

"Well, don't believe what I said." Chen Yong said stupidly, "Urban legends are all lies. In the case of a patient who died unexpectedly, they said that there was a problem at a fixed time every day for the sake of being weird and gloomy. ”

Luo Hao smiled slightly.

"Yikes! It's snowing!! The little nurse saw that Chen Yong was a little embarrassed, and just wanted to say something, but suddenly her eyes flashed, and she ran to the window excitedly.

The first snow of the year came a little earlier than Luo Hao expected.

Seeing that the progress bar of the long-term main quest was less than half, Luo Hao felt a little regretful.

"Ding Dong~"

A crisp sound sounded in Luo Hao's ears.

Md!

Luo Hao scolded.

It's a night owl coming to the door.

Luo Hao hopes to receive some tasks, but he definitely doesn't want to take emergency tasks while eating hot pot and singing.

In the emergency first aid, the adrenaline in the body overflowed, and even if Luo Hao was young, it would take several hours to metabolize it.

[Emergency Mission: Winter Snow? Freezing snow!.

Mission: Treat emergency patients whose number of patients has skyrocketed due to freezing snow.

Mission duration: 12 hours.

Reward: +1 for the position of medical team members.

Note: The system will give 0.1-10 points according to the degree of receiving and treating patients, and the most basic rewards can be obtained when the points reach 100 points. 】

Well?!

Luo Hao noticed that this task was a little weird, did the system play so much?

Normally, only major game companies will rack their brains and renovate tricks to deceive Krypton. A system is so rolled, why bother.

Luo Hao just scolded and noticed the most important point.

First of all, freezing snow, this thing can be said to be a natural disaster, once it appears, especially during the rush hour when everyone goes to eat and go home, it may cause countless serial car accidents and fall injuries and so on.

Although the description of the system's task was bland, Luo Hao smelled something wrong.

The second is that the task rewards are rich, and Luo Hao definitely doesn't think that the system will be so friendly.

Except for the novice tasks, the system appeared in front of Luo Hao with a stingy image.

"It's snowing, it's not too cold yet, will there be freezing snow?" Chen Yong muttered to himself.

Luo Hao walked straight out of the doctor's office.

"Why are you going?"

"I'll go out and have a look."

"Together, together!"

When the little nurse saw the two of them leaving side by side, she pursed her lips with a look of jealousy.

Taking the elevator downstairs, as soon as he arrived on the first floor, Luo Hao saw a patient's family member carrying a lunch box walking in a good manner, but suddenly stumbled on the ground and fell to the ground with a "bang".

"!"

"Gan!"

Luo Hao and Chen Yong whispered at the same time.

took out his mobile phone, Luo Hao called his mother. After making sure that his mother was at home, Luo Hao told him not to go out, and then called Lin Yuming.

"Director Lin, it's freezing snow."

"Well, what do you want?" Lin Yuming asked.

"There must be a lot of emergency patients, I want to go to the emergency department to have a look, Director Lin, you are now in contact with the blood bank in the city center, and you know what to expect."

Lin Yuming is a veteran medical director who has experienced almost all situations.

He knew exactly what the sudden arrival of freezing snow meant.

Of course, the vast majority of medical services do not plan for a rainy day, and if there is a problem, it is considered to be dutiful. A good fighter has no great achievements? That's a true urban legend.

Prevention is better than prevention, it does not exist.

So there is a problem-oriented argument.

Lin Yuming told Luo Hao a few words and asked him to go to the emergency department to take charge of the signing of Anonymous.

Recently, a camera has been installed in the emergency department, and if Luo Hao goes to the emergency department, he can complete the signing and other links under the full monitoring of the camera, which increases the insurance coefficient a little.

After the work was explained, Lin Yuming suddenly paused and asked in a deep voice, "Xiaoluo, do you like emergency so much?" ”

"Huh? I don't like it, who would like an emergency room for normal people. ”

"If you don't like it, then stay away, why do you feel like you're so concerned about the emergency room." Lin Yuming was also strange.

Supposedly, as long as people with mental health problems don't like emergency rooms.

But the emergency department that others avoid is afraid of, but Luo Hao is very concerned, which makes Lin Yuming vigilant.

"I don't care, the emergency is there. Uncle, let me tell you, just now I took the elevator to the first floor and saw someone fall on the ground. This time the snow was even worse than the year before, and I guess there will be a lot of patients tonight. ”

There was also a snowfreeze the year before last, and the emergency department was overcrowded, mostly people who were injured in car accidents and fell and fractured.

Lin Yuming sighed silently and hung up the phone.

"I'll go to the emergency department, you're in the department to prepare, and the general surgery department is expected to be busy. By the way, don't call Director Guohua. ”

"Why?" Chen Yong asked.

"Look outside." Luo Hao pointed to the door.

Sleet, snow flakes that fall and turn into water and freeze instantly.

In a few minutes, the field outside the building was already shining, like a mirror.

The people who were still walking were stiff on all fours, moving cautiously and cautiously, like puppets.

From a narrow field of vision, you can see that a car driving in the hospital has been involved in a rear-end collision.

The driver had just gotten out of the car to take a look at the situation, when he suddenly fell and hit the back of his head on the ground.

Although the distance was extremely far, Luo Hao and Chen Yong could faintly hear the loud "bang".

Fortunately, the driver did not fall hard, and immediately stood up with the car door.

He looked blankly at the ground that instantly turned into a mirror, and was stunned for a moment.

This is in the hospital, and the speed is not fast.

If you drive at 80 mph in a place where there are fewer vehicles, you won't be able to brake at all.

It's okay to rear-end a collision, but if you encounter a novice driver slamming into the opposite car......

The consequences are unimaginable.

"It's too dangerous for the old director Guohua to come by car, who are you on the second line today?"

"I wish the director." Chen Yong replied.

This is the deputy director of the Department of General Surgery, and the level is ...... can only be said to be average, even Wen Youren is inferior.

Luo Hao sighed.

In this environment, whoever has to deal with it, no problem.

"I'll go to the emergency room, and you go back to the department and get ready."

After Luo Hao finished speaking, he walked to the emergency department.

The gate of the emergency building was full of people, all of whom had just finished seeing a doctor and couldn't leave, or were waiting for someone to pick them up and their families.

Looking at the red sky and the white ground outside, people's hearts began to become restless.

They whispered to each other and talked about each other, or they called to tell their loved ones to pay attention to driving.

Luo Hao glanced at the emergency department and came later.

……

……

Wen Youren was driving to the station of the inspection team.

He has not been triggered, not because he has good intentions, but because he is waiting for an opportunity to report with his real name.

This kind of thing must be fatal in one blow, and it must not leave time for the opponent to react.

And as time went by, Wen Youren felt more and more that Luo Hao was a real opponent that he couldn't ignore.

It is likely that a small carelessness made Luo Hao and Lin Yuming turn the tables.

Today, it's an opportunity!

But halfway through the car, I encountered freezing snow.

It was as if God was deliberately against him.

Wen Youren's car joined the chain of rear-end collisions, and dozens or hundreds of cars collided with each other and all lay down.

……

……

The emergency department was in the pre-war silence, and the emergency surgeon stood quietly in front of the window of the exam room with his hands behind his back, worried.

Especially the doctors in the emergency 120, their facial features are crowded together, and their faces are ugly.

"Here's the person preparing for the shift." Luo Hao asked after entering the house.

"Huh?" The two were stunned for a moment, they didn't expect the people from the medical office to come so early.

Front-line clinical doctors don't like to see people in the medical department appear, they are like frozen snow, as long as they appear, it will definitely be fine.

"Yes." Doctor 120 replied.

"Let's go, check the rescue medication in the 120 ambulance, bring everything you should bring, and be prepared to go to the clinic for 2 hours and not come back."

The emergency 120 doctor was even more sad, and he sighed deeply.

"Xiao Luo, why do you think I'm so miserable."

"Brother Hou, what's wrong?" Luo Hao asked.

The emergency 120 doctor is called Hou Dongfeng, short and small, and a little old, which matches his name.

"In the summer, I went to the doctor at 3 a.m. and got into a car accident, and the car went crooked into the ditch." Hou Dongfeng said distressedly, "After I went, I looked at the situation, people are definitely not good, but what kind of people are in the water, what do you say?" ”

"You're not going to go down and get people."

"If you don't go, you have to go, there is not even a person around."

"What about the person who called the police?" Luo Hao asked.

"Passers-by, long gone. The land was still remote, and the stretcher man said that there was no water, so I had to go down and fish people out. The drowning man was so heavy, I almost didn't get dragged down. ”

Hou Dongfeng said as he followed Luo Hao to the 120 ambulance.

The car was waiting in a makeshift garage, and the driver was gulping down food. Seeing the weather in front of them, everyone knows that there must be a big war, a vicious battle.

"Later, Brother Hou."

"It's nothing, I'm desperately dragging people up, you say that we can't be emergency doctors? Well, if you look at the weather today, you can't come back within two or three hours of going out. ”

"If you pick up a pregnant woman who has broken water...... By the way, Xiao Luo, the medical office has to call the shots for me. Hou Dongfeng began to wail as he spoke.

"What do you do?"

"Usually, it's okay, patients who break the water can basically get to our mine in 20-30 minutes. Today's weather, what do you say if you are delayed outside for a few hours and the pregnant woman is born in the car? ”

"......" Luo Hao was stunned, he really didn't expect this. (Note)

"I'm a surgeon, not an obstetrics and gynecology, so I will deal with it simply, but if I give birth to a child on 120, plus the umbilical cord around the neck, the child will be bruised all over the body when it is delivered......"

Luo Hao couldn't help but shudder when he heard Hou Dongfeng's description.

What the hell is going on!

"Brother Hou, do you have persecution paranoia?" Luo Hao asked.

"Xiao Luo, I think you have persecution paranoia. Look at you, just after the snow came to the emergency department to check the emergency rescue medication, you are not sick, who is sick? ”

"Brother Hou, you ......"

"Huh? I'm sorry, Xiao Luo, I didn't scold you. Hahaha. Hou Dongfeng smiled awkwardly, "When I was in school, I thought that professionals from all walks of life in the society were conscientious, mutually beneficial, proficient in business, dedicated to their duties, and worked together to maintain the efficient and stable operation of the society." ”

"Hah, how is that possible." Luo Hao said with a smile.

He bent down to get into the car, glanced at it, and his expression grew cold.

Hou Dongfeng didn't notice it, and followed Luo Hao into the car while chattering.

"There are a lot of confused bastards in various industries, and a few people who understand that people are perfunctory and prevaricating everywhere, just like our mine president, you see a few people who work hard, all pretending to be confused.

But it's okay, barely keeping the collective work above the bottom line, and the whole society is running around and leaking.

Once upon a time, a big brother once said that the unit is a big broken ship, which looks broken, but it can still be driven. If you push too hard, be careful......"

As Hou Dongfeng spoke, he suddenly felt a chilling aura cut his face like a knife.

"Xiao Luo?" Hou Dongfeng subconsciously lowered his voice and shouted in a low voice.

"Where's the salt water? There is no salt water! There was already a fire on Luo Hao's forehead.

……

Note: I was most afraid of encountering the situation when I was out of 120, but fortunately I didn't encounter it.

My class is a particularly hot kind, two days ago I chatted with the director, and found that more than 80% of the patients in the department who vomited blood were in my class.

Spread your hands and look at the sky.

Fortunately, there was no experience of pregnant women giving birth in 120 ambulances.