"What?"

In Taixue's wooden house, the half-mentioned wine jug of the old scholar was frozen in mid-air, and his old and vigorous face was full of consternation. He looked at the three Zhou Li in front of him, and his expression gradually distorted:

"You say it again?"

"I want to go to school."

Zhou Li repeated sincerely: "I want to go to Taixue." ”

Trembling hands, spilled wine, and half-tense laughter. The old scholar looked at Zhou Li, slowly put down the wine jug, and then made a classic action.

Fingers, close your eyes, laugh.

"Hahahahaha

Laughing heartily, laughing heartily, the old pedant not only laughed heartily, but also jumped up and down, pointing at Zhou Li and laughing, the fifty or sixty-year-old man laughed like a child with epilepsy at the moment.

Zhuge Qing was stunned.

The shadow stone in his hand also started unconsciously.

"Laugh at the fart."

Zhou Li looked at the old pedant who was slapping the table and laughing wildly, and said with black lines on his face: "It's over, isn't it?" ”

"It's not..."

The laughing old pedant, who had already begun to cough, leaned on the table, covered his waist, and asked in disbelief, "Are you finally crazy?" ”

"You're insane."

Zhou Li gritted his teeth, tried hard to suppress the urge to rush up and be beaten, and said, "Is it so funny that I want to go to school?" ”

"It's not funny... Puff... Hahahahahaha Funny. ”

In just two seconds, the old scholar only passed five words and two laughs, successfully angering Zhou Li. However, due to Zhou Wei's broad chest and the fact that he couldn't beat the old pedant, he only endured his anger and reluctantly smiled:

"Old pedant, you can do it and give me a chance."

"How do you give you a chance?"

Taking a sip of tea, the old pedant asked happily.

"Let me go back to Taixue and experience the beautiful student life again."

Zhou Li gritted his teeth and said with a stiff smile.

The old scholar nodded solemnly, then smiled like an old chrysanthemum, and said, "Okay, you go and talk to the teacher in the discipline department to see if they agree." ”

"Then you're going to let me die."

Zhou Li's eyes lit up.

"I'm sorry, I'm Taixue Sacrificial Wine."

The old pedant said lightly.

"Fuck, your uncle's is endless! Infernal Affairs, right? ”

Zhou Li couldn't bear it anymore, slapped the table angrily, and then gently calmed the emotions of the table under the gaze of the old pedant to avoid the fate of being hung up and beaten.

"It's not impossible to say that you want to go to Taixue, but how to do it and how to do it, we have to analyze it specifically. Like this, do you say he counts? If you delve into its origins, it is an extension of one thing. ”

The old scholar was disgusted with Zhou Li, and threw him a deed with a smile, "So, you can do this, and it's very easy to do." ”

"But there is one condition."

The old scholar glanced at Zhuge Qing meaningfully, and was just about to drink the wine in the teacup, when he caught a glimpse of the lingering stone on the other party's waist that had been activated, and the hand holding the teacup suddenly froze.

Zhou Li flipped through the deed in his hand, and it was obvious that this thing was prepared for him. He raised his head, looked at the old pedant, and asked, "You already knew that I was going to go to Taixue?" ”

"Hmm."

Swallowing his saliva, the old scholar slowly put down the teacup, picked up the teapot on the side and blew it twice, deliberately showing that the teapot was indeed tea soaked in water: "If you want to go to Taiying, you can't swagger in, you must be famous." So, learning too much is a very good excuse. ”

"Are you going to choose a concubine from King Han?"

Zhou Li asked.

"I can't go."

Shaking his head, the old scholar glanced at Zhou Li and said, "I can't go out of Beiliang in my life, this is the destiny of heaven." ”

"I really can't get out for the rest of my life?"

Zhou Li naturally knew why the old scholar couldn't leave Beiliang for the rest of his life, he looked at the other party and asked a little unwillingly.

"Pretty much."

The old pedant can see it: "Anyway, I'm used to staying in this place in Beiliang, and it's not interesting to run out at such an old age." ”

"Then if I kill the prime minister one day, will you be able to get out?"

Zhou Li's words were not shocking, and his words almost choked the old pedant's lungs.

"If you say that, let's just shut the door."

After coughing a few times, the old pedant said angrily: "If you say it outside, I won't be able to protect you." Fang Ru's kid has a small heart, he is not a good stubble. ”

"Indeed."

nodded, and Tang Guan on the side agreed: "Didn't you just get a split action for his Dumiao son?" As for beating Zhou Li like this? ”

"That's right, the prime minister's eyes are so small."

Zhou Li also echoed.

Zhuge Qing on the side thought about it, nodded, and agreed.

Are you a little mistaken about the size of this thing?

Oh, it's the eye of the heart.

"So what are you going to do?"

The old scholar asked Zhou Li, it is not difficult to arrange Zhou Li into Taixue, but it is a little difficult to arrange Zhou Li, Tang Guan, Zhuge Qing, and Zhu Qianyun into Taixue together.

"Look at you."

Zhou Li stretched his waist and was very relaxed: "Anyway, there will be a Taixue exchange meeting in half a month, and then we can go to Beijing to be a student of Liu Gong." ”

"It's simple, every year the Taixue Exchange Conference Beiliang is excluded, and everyone is reluctant to go, if you want to go, you can go."

The old pedant touched his chin and quickly made a decision.

"Why are the students of Beiliang being excluded?"

Zhuge Qing was a little curious for a while, "Could it be that it was instructed by the Golden Snake Gang?" ”

"Not really."

The old pedant's expression was a little weird, "The hand of the Golden Snake Gang can't reach into Taixue." ”

"Huh?"

Zhuge Qing was still a little puzzled.

The old pedant is difficult to speak, and Zhou Li is willing to answer questions for Zhuge Qing.

"Of course, it's because every year Beiliang Taixue students go to other Taixue to give each other rice like a starving ghost reincarnated, and over time, Beiliang Taixue students are all mad dogs who can't eat enough, which has become the consensus of all Taixue, in order to protect their own rice, everyone is responsible for fighting against Beiliang Taixue."

As the initiator, Zhou Li naturally answered Zhuge Qing's doubts.

"You're quite proud!"

The old scholar was directly laughed at by Zhou Li: "Fuck, you led a few starving ghosts to eat three months' rations for Chi County Taixue, and you also bought brown rice outside to cook on the fire in the dormitory without permission, and sold it low and high for cooking, and cheated the Taixue students in Chi County for two months of food money, Chi County Taixue wanted you, are you embarrassed?" ”

"It's fine."

Shaking his head, Zhou Li said solemnly: "This time I have Tang Guan, a powerful dipping sauce." ”

"She alone can make Shangjing Taixue poor."

Tang Guan on the side proudly puffed up his chest, very little, better than nothing, but he could eat.

You guys are too learned... It's really varied.

(End of chapter)