Zhou Li was as stiff as a corpse.

Zhuge Qing's shadow stone was held in her hand, and the Dao Chief's fingers were slender and white, very beautiful, and there was also a faint scent of sandalwood. She looked at Zhou Li, smiling rather than smiling, with a little urgency in her bright eyes.

"When did you arrive?"

Zhou Li looked at the elegant woman in the cyan robe on the side, the hair falling on her chest, and her facial features were as stiff as those of the canteen baked cakes.

"I thought that taking some Taixue scenery would make it easier for everyone to understand during class, so I hid my body and kept hanging around."

Zhuge Qing smiled very happily, she shook the photo stone in her hand, and the long sleeves of the green pine-like robe also swayed gently.

"I'll get you on your knees."

Zhou Li's brain circuit is very simple, if he can't beat it, if he can't be convinced, he can't be scolded, so he can only kneel down and beg for mercy as an upright man. Of course, how could he be an eight-foot man who knelt down so easily?

"Can you not drag me to kneel with me? I'm ashamed. ”

Holding Zhu Qianyun tightly on the side, Tang Guan, who was like a koala, resisted expressionlessly, trying to escape from the capture of Zhou Da's beast.

"Zhou Gongzi will not make such a big gift."

Zhuge Qing's eyes were full of joy, she waved her hand, and the shadow stone in her hand was included in a small world by her, "I just came, I didn't record you, don't worry." ”

"Ah, record it or not... Does it matter? ”

Zhou Li was stunned for a moment.

"Huh?"

Zhuge Qing narrowed his eyes slightly, leaned forward slightly, and leaned closer to Zhou Li's ear and whispered: "Zhou Gongzi is not afraid that Win Kite will be jealous when he sees it?" You're hugging this sister. ”

"You still say you just came!"

Zhou Li exclaimed: "Didn't you see everything?!" ”

"Huh?"

Zhuge Qing's eyes were clear, "Did I say that?" ”

"Dao Chief, I only hope that when we go to Longhu Mountain, you can help me prove that I didn't bring you bad."

Zhou Li said numbly.

"So what do you think, Gongzi Zhou?"

Kindly smiled at Yun Baibai on the side, Zhuge Qing squinted his eyes and said softly to Zhou Li: "Such a cute sister, aren't you tempted?" ”

"Dao Chief, have you drunk?"

The corners of Zhou Li's mouth twitched, and he was speechless: "Yun Baibai is only seventeen years old, I am older than her and can have half a circle, even if I am a beast, I can't do such a thing." ”

"Seventeen? Isn't it normal? ”

Tang Guan, who came over at some point, raised his head, looked at Zhou Li, and said suspiciously: "The Da Ming Law stipulates that a woman can get married at the age of fourteen, and it is normal to be a mother at the age of seventeen, what are you talking about?" ”

"Ahh

Zhou Li stretched out his head, his face dazed. Then he realized that it was an evil feudal society, and a fourteen-year-old girl would not only not give you peanuts, but would even be blessed by everyone.

"And if that's the case, Ying Kite is more than a thousand years older than you."

After thinking for a moment with his index finger on his chin, Zhuge Qing said with a smile: "Master Zhou, you are the twilight love in the past. ”

"This thing..."

Zhou Li was a little distressed, then he shook his head and said, "Yun Baibai is just crying to me, don't think about it." She is a student who is too academic, and she must be academically important, so how can she have the heart to make these children long. ”

"Oh~~"

Zhuge Qing nodded meaningfully, and then she inadvertently glanced at Yun Baibai, and the corners of her lips were slightly hooked.

Zhou Gongzi doesn't understand the girl's mind.

"By the way, Dao Chief, do you know the teaching mode of Taixue?"

On the way, Zhou Li and Zhuge Qing walked side by side, and he suddenly thought that Zhuge Qing was teaching others for the first time, so he asked with concern.

"It's fine."

Nodding, Zhuge replied indifferently: "The old scholar gave me the teacher's manual, and I have a general understanding. It's nothing more than checking that the students on the roster are all in place, and arranging two quizzes, which is fine. ”

"Do you need my help?"

As a genius who was drenched in the rain and beat up the raining person, Zhou Li was extremely interested in tearing other people's umbrellas.

"I have 12 ways to take a roll call, which can perfectly prevent a series of truancy methods such as roll call, finding someone to sign in, spending money on classes, and slipping away halfway. They are all methods that have been practiced and improved many times, and one is accurate. ”

"Ah, that's not necessary."

Zhuge Qing thought for a while and said with a smile: "I still have some methods. ”

"Yes."

Zhou Li nodded and agreed: "The Dao Leader should also have his own clever plan. ”

"You're saying I'm a mountain man?"

"Isn't it?"

"Really."

The atmosphere along the way was very relaxed, although Zhuge Qing looked unearthly and elegant, but he unexpectedly liked to talk. She also talks to Yun Baibai from time to time, and the topic is nothing more than trivial matters in school.

Zhu Qianyun is a little like Taoyao, very gentle and careful, although she has a simple desire to take care of Tang Guan, but for Yun Baibai, a poor girl who is somewhat similar to her, her heart is full of love and pity.

Tang Guan is the mascot, because he was ravaged by Zhu Qianyun a few times, his long waterfall-like hair was a little fried, and he looked like a big white dog that had been gnawed by a dog.

Yun Baibai likes the cute Tang Guan very much, but because Tang Guan has always had a cold face, she thought that the other party was a cold girl and didn't dare to talk.

As for Zhou Li...

"What? Don't you know that the old pedant is afraid of guilt? ”

Patting his thigh, Zhou Li said with surprise: "Then I must have a good talk to you about the famous dish of Sichuan Shu rake ears." ”

Zhou Li is very talkative and cheap.

The habits of many masters and some unknown little secrets that Beiliang Taixue learned were like fried beans that didn't need money to jump out casually in Zhou Li. Coupled with the home advantage, as soon as Zhou Li's chatterbox was opened, he began to produce a steady stream of gossip.

Li Fuzi was in his fifties and failed on six blind dates eight times, and the extra two were because he fell in love with the other party's mother, and the effect was extremely explosive. In order to drink a little wine, the old scholar did not hesitate to worship the students as brothers of the opposite sex, but was beaten by Mrs. Zhang for a day and a night. Chang Chun, a master of medical science, was once a famous bald doctor, but later under his hard work, the hair growth medicine was not researched, and several wigs were made with fake wigs.

"Wow..."

Sitting obediently on the chair in the academy, Yun Baibai's small mouth opened slightly, his eyes were full of brilliance, and he exclaimed: "Zhou Gongzi knows a lot." ”

"It's all hearsay, Taixue is a very fun place, especially Beiliang Taixue, look at more interesting things, and your mood will get better."

Zhou Li glanced at the hourglass clock on the side, and there were still two or three minutes before class. He thought about it for a moment and decided to go to the toilet and squat for thirty minutes.

"Hearsay?"

After listening to the whole process, Tang Guan, who was holding a glutinous rice ball, cast an unknown look and said suspiciously:

"Li Fuzi's blind date was arranged by Zhou Li, and he fell in love with the other party's mother because Zhou Li made the wrong blind date. The old scholar was also deceived by Zhou Li, saying that the brothers in the restaurant next door drank for free, so he became brothers of the opposite sex with him, and was beaten by Aunt Zhang. There is also a hair growth medicine because Zhou Li sent the wrong medicinal materials, and the original hair growth He Shou Wu was replaced with a broken head grass, and finally Zhou Li used Dr. Chang's hair to glue it up and make a wig. ”

The clouds are white and petrified.

"Xiaoyun."

Tang Guan took a sip of hot tea, and said to Yun Baibai seriously: "The fun that can be picked up in Beiliang Taixue, you say that it is all done by Zhou Li, that must be biased." But if you take out one after another and say that Zhou Li did it, you have to miss most of it. ”

After thinking about it, Tang Guan decided to pass on her survival experience in Taixue back then.

"Anyway, if you do something unspeakable or illegal in the future, you will push it to Zhou Li and say that he did it."

"No, no, no, it's not good."

Yun Baibai shook his head again and again, and the ponytail that was tied up flicked back and forth was very cute.

"It's fine."

Tang Guan's little hand waved, and a smile of underbeating appeared vividly on his cold little face, "He has done enough evil all day long, and he can't find one or two more things at all, and he has the courage to admit his mistakes and know that he shouldn't be wrong, so he habitually admits it." ”

"This..."

Yun Baibai was shocked.

At this moment, the bell for class also rang slowly. Zhou Li also returned to the class at this time, wiped the water stains on his hands with Tang Guan's clothes, and asked curiously:

"What are you talking about?"

"Nope."

Tang Guan shook his head and returned to his usual cold appearance, "It's just a simple conversation." ”

"Don't bully people."

Zhou Li sat back in his seat, Yun Baibai was on the far left, and on his right were Tang Guan and Zhu Qianyun. He looked at Zhuge Qing, who seemed to be drumming up something on the podium, and said:

"Guess what the Daoist is going to do."

"I don't know."

Tang Guan's little head sank, tilted, and put his face on the table without any image, and his face was very interesting, "Anyway, I'm here, I'm signed in, I'm a temporary god." ”

"A temporary god?"

Zhu Qianyun on the side asked curiously.

"This is the true God."

Tang Guan turned his face around, looked at the frightened Yun Baibai on the side, and said sincerely: "Cloud Gate." ”

Yun Baibai subconsciously wanted to refuse this title, because on weekdays, other classmates would only make her ashamed and frightened when they said this. But when Tang Guan said that she was a god, she only felt relaxed and interesting, just like a joke between friends, and would not leave a burden.

Call.

Take a breath of relief.

"Alright, class."

The students of Beiliang Taixue actually cherish the master's teaching, but that is for high-credit courses and compulsory courses. For some electives, they are not interested, but they can't afford not to choose, so in the end, they will always choose one or two electives to take to escape, trying to make time for the electives that can get points.

And Zhuge Qing's suddenly opened [Leaving Stone Shooting Guidance] course belongs to the class that most people think is worth escaping. After all, a new elective course was suddenly added, and the master who taught the class was also a little-known teacher, and he still taught useless things like the Shadow Stone.

If you don't run away from this lesson, you still deserve to be called too a student?

Of course, skipping a class is skipping class, but that doesn't mean they want to be caught. After all, the credit thing needs to be completed for a full class to give a few points, but if you skip class and are found to be found once, you will be deducted one point, which is equivalent to taking half a dog's life for a student.

Therefore, there will definitely be many people in Zhuge Qing's first class to observe her roll call, or there are people who are more confident in their skills, and they will skip class from the first class, ready to give the new teacher a little Beiliang shock.

"There aren't a lot of people."

Looking at the unfamiliar faces in the audience, Zhuge Qingfeng lightly put down the roll call.

"Master Zhuge , do you want to name it?"

A well-behaved schoolgirl asked.

"It's too much trouble."

Zhuge Qingqin walked to the window and raised his head, as if looking at the clouds outside the window.

Well?

The students in the audience were stunned, some of them were collecting money to substitute for classes, some were ready to use spiritual magic to change their voices, and some of them could imitate various voices. But what they didn't expect was...

No roll call?

Is this teacher rotten?

Looking at the woman wearing a white robe of the master, leaning against the window thoughtfully, these students secretly sighed in their hearts that this master's appearance was as beautiful as a fairy, and they were a little puzzled, not knowing what she was doing.

"Okay, Zhao Ji, Sun Zi, Mao Jie, Zhu Zhiqi, Qin Guangxun, Tian Kerong, Miao Minyue, these students' credits will be reduced by one, and if they are still absent next time, they will be reduced by two."

After returning to the lectern, Zhuge announced indifferently.

Suddenly, the entire class fell into a deathly silence.

"Master, Sun Zi has gone to the toilet, and he will come soon."

At this time, a thick-faced boy raised his hand and hurriedly said to Zhuge Qing.

"There is no toilet on the second floor of Huayun Building."

Zhuge Qing glanced at the boy, and one sentence directly made the other party sweat.

"Tell me about yourself."

Sighing, Zhuge Qing casually held his hand for a while, and the name condensed by the immortal qi appeared in front of everyone's eyes. She looked at the students who were at a loss and said:

"My name is Zhuge Qing, a little Taoist priest of Longhu Mountain. I have no other strengths, but I am good at divination, so I didn't name them in my class. ”

"I can do the math myself."

Five simple words have broken the psychological defense of all those who are lucky.

There is no way, the flow of technology is useless in the face of hanging. You say you can imitate the voice, and she can tell fortunes. You say you can come and go as you please, she can count. You said that you have the art of combining vertical and vertical chains, so that students can cooperate with each other and join forces, and skipping class is easy.

She can count.

"Zhuge Daoist is so powerful."

Yun Baibai on the side looked at Zhuge Qing on the stage who was not angry and arrogant, his eyes were shining, full of reverence.

"Indeed."

Nodding, Zhou Li agreed: "I can only think of a way to skip class, which is worthy of being a Taoist leader." ”

"Huh?"

Yun Baibai was shocked, "Gongzi Zhou, can you skip class too?" The Taoist can calculate it. ”

"Huh."

Zhou Li sneered, looked at Zhuge Qing who was fiddling with the shadow stone on the stage, and whispered: "There is a way to skip class, even if the other party knows that you are skipping class, you can't crack it, this is an upright conspiracy." ”

"What's the solution!?"

Yun Baibai was in awe, although as a good student, she didn't want to skip class, but she was still curious about how Zhou Li could skip class under such a powerful divination method as Zhuge Qingdao.

"My body is here, but my soul has skipped class."

Zhou Li's eyes widened, and then gradually became hollow.

"This is the soul truancy method, no one can break it, no one can solve it."

Isn't this just a daze?!

Yun Baibai couldn't cry or laugh a little, and then, she saw that Tang Guan on the other side of her seemed to have been pressed on the switch, and fell into an out-of-body state at the same time as Zhou Li.

"Okay, I'm going to explain the basic uses of the Shadow Stone."

Zhuge Qing's ears on the stage suddenly moved, and then, she "accidentally" touched the Lingering Stone.

In the light curtain, a golden high-rise building is like a fairyland under the moon. And at the top of the tall building, a perverted man wearing a weird red hood and a leotard leaned by the window, laughing like an idiot.

What is it?

Just when the students were puzzled, in an inconspicuous corner, Zhou Li sat straighter than a primary school student, with his hands behind his back, and the appearance of a good baby was disgusting.

And Tang Wan on the side was the same, she was lifted up by Zhou Li, and her head came out from under the table.

The two of them are extremely religious, and there is only sincerity in their clear and stupid eyes.

I'll kneel for you.

Don't let it go.

Please. (End of chapter)