Chapter 268: Caught!
"We have to find two more students."
Squatting on the bed, Zhou Li looked at the battle-hardened wooden door in the utility room and fell into deep thought.
Tang Wan pushed open the door, and Zhou Li squatted on the bed with a constipated look, closed the door, rubbed his eyes, and then opened the door.
Open it wrong, open it again.
Opening the door again, Tang Wan fell into deep thought in the face of Zhou Li, who was standing upside down with his back to her.
"You're going to die?"
Tang Guan asked bluntly.
"I'm pondering."
Zhou Li turned over, sat back on the bed, made a contemplative posture, and said in a deep voice: "Where do you think I can trick two students who are superior in force and have no ill intentions towards me to go to Beijing to cheat together?" ”
"In a dream."
Tang Guan replied decisively.
"Well, I knew it."
Zhou Li lay on the bed weakly, his arms were pulled outside, and he said weakly: "No way, the number of people who exchange and study is five, this is the rule of death." But if you pull two passers-by at random, if you can't keep up with my rhythm and something goes wrong, what should I do with my conscience that has nowhere to put it? ”
"Do you still have a conscience?"
Tang Wan took off his long coat and exclaimed, "You have thick skin." ”
"I'll beat you."
Zhou Li's voice was very calm.
"Come on."
With his arms open, the inner lining was clean and white, faintly revealing the girl's warm and crystalline skin, Tang Wan had no scruples, and said: "Try as much as possible..." Lighten up. ”
"Don't make me look like a perverted pervert for girls!!"
Zhou Li slammed the bed hard and said sadly.
"It's okay, it's all the same."
Casually kicked the embroidered red socks to the side, the round and crystalline toes hooked the rope of the clogs, and dexterously put them on the feet, Tang Wan half-collapsed on the bed, moaned comfortably, and then said leisurely: "It's all perverted, there is no difference whether it is classified or not." ”
"Hurry up and help me find a candidate."
Zhou Li pinched his teeth and urged: "Smart, sensible, listen to me, and have strong ability, hurry up and find someone for me to go to these requirements." ”
"I'm here to go to school, not to be the king of the wishing pond to fulfill your incredible dream, can you be sensible? Where can I find someone who is smart, sensible, and listens to you, and has strong abilities? Can I do it? ”
Pointing to himself, Tang Guan smiled angrily.
Then she was stunned for a moment.
Alas, I seem to be really qualified.
That's not right, I'm meant to go.
Oh no, I seem to have been brainwashed by Zhou Li. Wait, does that count?
didn't care about Tang Guan, who was pondering whether he was being KFC, Zhou Li suddenly fell into contemplation. After a while, he raised his head, looked at Tang Guan, and said hesitantly: "It seems... There really is one. ”
"Huh?"
Tang Guan came back to his senses and was stunned.
"Exchange student in Beijing?"
In the cafeteria, Yun Baibai looked at Zhou Li, who lowered his head, and was a little surprised: "Me? ”
"For about ten days, you don't have to do anything, you can travel at public expense."
Zhou Li sat straight, his head lowered and he was about to bury himself in the meal. Tang Guan, who was on the side, lowered his head even more terrifyingly, and had already begun to eat.
"Swap..."
When Yun Baibai heard these two words, his expression was a little dazed, as if he was missing something. Her eyes fell on Zhou Li, and she asked with a chuckle, "Did Zhou Gongzi also be an exchange student before?" ”
Zhou Li and Yun Baibai had talked about their identities before, so Yun Baibai knew that Zhou Li was one of the legendary Three Sword Mounds in Northern Liang, and he was also the name of the Lizi class. Zhou Li didn't think much about it, nodded, and said:
"I went to Nanjing once before as an exchange student."
Zhou Li poked the rice grains in the rice and sighed: "Nanjing's duck blood vermicelli soup and plate duck are really delicious." ”
"Hmmm... Anything else? ”
Yun Baibai tilted his head and pretended to be curious and asked, "Haven't you encountered anything very interesting in Nanjing?" ”
"Of course."
Zhou Li said as a matter of course: "The people in Nanjing are also very interesting. ”
"Oh?"
Yun Baibai looked at Zhou Li expectantly, with a faint smile on his face.
"I directly lifted all the pots in the Nanjing Taixue Canteen at that time."
Zhou Li sat on the stool in the cafeteria, and his posture was very arrogant, boasting of the glory of the past:
"You have to pretend to be forced with me, saying that the lord of Nanjing is the lord, and the food in the canteen is something I have never seen in Beiliang Tubaozi. I rushed into the cafeteria at that time and smashed the broken pot for them, which gave those Nanjing gentlemen, more than a dozen people wanted to beat me, chased for more than ten miles, is it useful? Useless! I walk them the same way I walk the dog! After running for dozens of miles, one by one collapsed on the ground like a dead dog, and my face was not red! ”
"Later, this gang of convictions was chased by me for ten miles alone, hiding under the bridge and not daring to come out, and I roared that the Nanjing guard dog had to tremble. Let me tell you, Nanjing Taixue is not good, our Beiliang is too learned and lively, the food is delicious, and everyone speaks well, but it is better than Nanjing Taixue. ”
Zhou Li's blowing was full of flowers, and his voice was fierce and sensational. And the smile on Yun Baibai's face gradually became stiff.
"Ahhh Yes. ”
Yun Baibai's small fist under the table clenched, and asked unwillingly: "Zhou Gongzi... Haven't you met other interesting people in Nanjing? ”
"Ah, there is."
Nodding, Zhou Li spoke without hesitation: "I met a medicine seller in the south before, and when we were chattering, I met a beggar, and I didn't have anything in my pocket at that time, so the medicine seller gave the beggar a bottle of stomach and appetite pills, and was later arrested by the government and said murder." ”
"Does that count?"
Tang Guan said in horror: "Then wouldn't it cause irreparable damage to your spirit if I gave you an aphrodisiac?" ”
"Look for death!"
Zhou Li pinched Tang Guan's face, intending to eat all the rice in her bowl in front of her.
It's cruel.
Yun Bai sat in place, she looked at Zhou Li, and there was a sense of loss in her eyes. The fingers twisted slightly, as if the mind was a little low. But she didn't show it, just nodded and said softly:
"Zhou Gongzi, I promise you."
"Okay, okay, I'll ask Tang Guan to kowtow to you."
Zhou Li pressed Tang Guan's head on the side and tried to launch a stand-in kowtow. Tang Guanning refused to obey, hanging half of a chicken leg in his mouth and shaking his hair, like a fried lion.
The two of them were accustomed to fighting, stirring the persimmon soup in the bowl in vain, looking a little absent-minded. Zhu Qianyun sensed that something was wrong with Yun Baibai, but he didn't know why, so he could only be an outsider in confusion.
Soon, a few people finished their breakfast and were ready to head to the classroom to start the day's lessons. On the tree-lined path, Zhou Li and Tang Guan tried to restore the famous scene of Ip Man playing ten. Zhou Li is responsible for playing Ip Man, and Tang Guan is responsible for changing the name to ten. Just when a few people were curious about who Ye asked who this person was, Zhou Li suddenly thought of something, stopped in place, thoughtful.
"Alas, but don't say it."
Zhou Li scratched his head, as if he thought of something, and couldn't help but smile: "At that time, I did meet a very interesting child in Nanjing City, we could always get together at noon, and I also ate several pieces of his meat." ”
"No, it's a child robbery."
Tang Guan was stunned and said, "You really robbed the child of candy?" Aren't you afraid of damnation? ”
"You know the."
Zhou Li snorted coldly and said proudly: "If you snatch it yourself, God can't take it away." ”
"And he rubbed my snot when we were separated, the child died of old age, the next time I see him, I must teach him a hard lesson, let him pay me a piece of clothing."
Zhou Li clenched his fists and said angrily.
Yun Baibai's hand holding the corner of her clothes slowly let go, she looked at the young man standing with her hands in the shade of the tree in a daze, her eyes were faintly crystalline, and a smile like Luo Shui appeared on her face involuntarily.
A piece of clothing...
That's not enough to pay off the debt.
In the canopy, the black cat, also known as the dark clouds and snow, yawned lazily, its eyes slightly lowered, its golden vertical pupils full of strange thin lines, and on its white paws, there was a faint blue thin line.
"Is this the friendship line?"
A cold and ethereal voice sounded from the side, and the pair of golden vertical pupils suddenly condensed, and the cat's hair exploded. At the moment when the supernatural character appeared on the black cat, the woman suspended in mid-air leaned down and gently hugged the black cat into her arms.
Can't move, can't move at all.
All the fate of the black cat is firmly locked in the arms of the woman's soft fragrance like jade, it has no possibility of struggling, and only instinctive horror is left in its golden eyes.
Soft and cold fingers gently brushed its hair, Zhuge Qing lowered his head with a faint smile. (End of chapter)