Chapter Twenty-Eight: Trolls at the All-Star Starter Level
Another big victory, this is the seventh game that Lin Yu has coached since becoming the coach.
He had a six-one record in seven games, and the only one he lost was a ban loss to the Eagles, who own the African mountain of Mutombo.
There are warm teams like the Green Jacks, Spurs and Grizzlies, but there are also playoff teams like the Lakers, Hornets and Magic.
Half a month ago, Lin Yu said that he wanted to meet with the Bulls on the stage of the East Duel, but no one believed it at that time, not even Unseld believed it, but thought it was nonsense that Lin Yu said frivolously when he was young.
Now with the sudden rise of the bullet team and the soaring record, some people already believe in Lin Yu's rhetoric.
At the post-game press conference, Lin Yu didn't bring anyone else, only a Ray Jackson.
"Coach Lin, congratulations on your four-game winning streak, which is the longest winning streak the Bullets have had this season."
"Since you took office, the Bullets have achieved a proud record of six wins and one loss, and the winning percentage is even higher than that of the Heat, who are second in the East."
"What's your coaching secret?"
The reporter who asked the question knew how to ask questions, and mentioned the Heat without a trace, after all, the matter of the Heat players mocking Lin Yu yesterday has been in the newspaper, and the reporters on the scene all know about it.
Lin Yu laughed, "Man, I don't have any coaching secrets. ”
"If I really want to tell the secret, it may be that I am afraid of being beaten, even if Batman says that he will not beat me, I dare not go back to Gotham, so I can only stay in Washington."
The reporters in the audience laughed, and their impression of Lin Yu instantly became much better, this is a funny and humorous young man.
However, this answer is definitely not what the reporters are looking forward to, what they expect is that Lin Yu will scold the heat with a red face, so that there will be news topics.
"Ahem, can I say a few words?"
As the reporters pondered how to continue the battle, Ray Jackson patted the microphone in front of him and said.
Without waiting for the reporters to say anything, he began to talk to himself.
Lin Yu even saw Ray Jackson take out a few small notes, which were densely covered with handwriting, obviously doing his homework.
"I'm thankful to the coach for giving me a chance to get back into the NBA and for giving me 16 shots tonight."
"You know what? A month ago I never dreamed I would be in the NBA, and tonight I scored 18 points in a single quarter! ”
"In my opinion, Lin Yu is definitely the coach who understands the players best and loves the players in this league."
"The coaching ability is also absolutely top-notch, as evidenced by the record of six wins and one loss."
Ray Jackson came up and caught Lin Yu first, Lin Yu secretly shouted Gao Ming, this is a master of mouth cannons, he did not spray the target as soon as he came up, but gradually made a foreshadowing first.
"In stark contrast to Pat Riley, I've never met anyone more shameless."
"Have you ever seen a coach who would put a medicine box on the sidelines full of painkillers? How many painkillers does Mourning take in a game? Ten tablets? Twenty tablets? ”
"Pat Riley is murdering! He simply ignored the health of Mo Ning and the rest of his players, and only thought about his own record! ”
"I'm sure Mourning's kidneys will definitely have problems in the future, and it's not a minor problem, it's all Pat Riley's sin."
Ray Jackson shifted the conversation from Lin Yu to Pat Riley.
Lin Yu was taken aback, and looked at Ray Jackson in horror, could this thing be unpredictable?!
Mourning suffered from a severe kidney disease in 2000, and it has only been three years since then, and the kidney disease has completely reimbursed Mourning's career, even if he later played in the NBA for a few years, he was a substitute role.
Mo Ning is only 27 years old this year, and he will only be 30 years old in three years, which is the peak of his golden age, but he was ruined by painkillers.
Ray Jackson is not a mouthful, Mourning really needs to take a lot of painkillers in games, before reporters and fans were still lamenting Mourning's professionalism and fighting with injuries, now thinking about it the other way, Riley really doesn't seem to be a thing, the players are like that, he can't let the players rest and rest?
The reporters came to their senses, they knew that tonight's press conference was definitely the right one, and Ray Jackson looked unfinished and ready to continue.
"I'm still the same sentence, I've never seen such a shameless person as Riley."
"Back then, he teamed up with Magic Johnson to force the palace to drive away his mentor Paul Westhead, and he and Westhead could only keep one, you must know that Westhead had just led the Lakers to win the championship not long ago!"
"Who can do such a thing? Only Judas could do it! ”
"What's even more ridiculous is that after Magic was diagnosed with HIV, he was the first to escape from the Lakers and run to the Knicks to make a lot of money."
"After being beaten by the bulls, the Knicks couldn't stay any longer, and ran to the Heat to plague people."
"What? You say he won a lot of championships with the Lakers? With that Lakers lineup, I went up as a coach and I could even do better than him. ”
Ray Jackson was firing on all cylinders, spitting stars and spitting out all kinds of black material from Pat Riley.
In fact, Riley's black material is not a secret, the reporters on the scene have heard of it, but everyone is mixed in this circle, who will offend Riley when he is full, in case Riley retaliates, there will definitely be no good juice to eat.
However, Ray Jackson has no scruples about this, he knows that he will die, if it weren't for Lin Yu to include him in the bullet team, he is still selling insurance or engaging in moving companies, what if he offends Riley, he is not afraid at all.
Lin Yu couldn't wait to applaud, Ray Jackson compared Riley to Judas, it's amazing!
Judas is a Oilman, and Riley is also a Oilman, and considering the series of things Riley has done, he Judah is big.
Lin Yu sighed in his heart, some players are really not good on the court, but they are talented off the court, the dragon among people, including the great painter Larry Sanders, swimming champion Hen Rivers, and Rick Fox, who has an amphibious development of e-sports and adult movies.
Fox has something, Lin Yu also saw him in the game against Green Kai a few days ago, he was Green Kai's starting small forward, and he joined the Lakers after this season.
I made a lot of money in my career, but unfortunately I was squandered, and then I was really poor and crazy, so I went to make a small movie, and gradually became a well-known old artist, and then I acquired the League of Legends team "ECHO FOX", the more well-known top laner looper, I played for this team.
Ray Jackson is also classified as one of these ghosts in Lin Yu's mind, and he is definitely an All-Star starter-level troll.
In just a few minutes of speech, Pat Riley has already characterized Pat Riley as a disloyal, unfilial, unkind, and unrighteous person.
In fact, Lin Yu also knows more about Riley's black material, for example, he scolded Hinrich, who was innocent in defense, for being a dirty player, and then caused dissatisfaction among players from all walks of life, and finally could only run out to apologize, and treated Wade, the team's meritorious veteran, and was not even willing to give him a decent pension contract.
It's just that none of these things have happened yet, and there is no way to take out Riley's guilt tonight.
At the end of the press conference, everyone had a satisfied look on their faces, it was too exciting, and Ray Jackson's words would definitely detonate the basketball world.
In comparison, the Heat Mark Strickland sprayed Lin Yu as a clown, it was more like a tickle, and there was no lethality at all, and even Lin Yu was amused when he heard it, thinking that Mark was really a little clever ghost, and he could come up with this kind of joke.
"Ray, seriously, even if you can't play in the future, you can get a decent job in the NBA."
"At least Unselde will be happy to offer you a job."
After Lin Yu led Ray Jackson back to the locker room, he patted Ray Jackson on the shoulder and smiled.
Unseld hated Riley for everything, and if he learned that Riley was sprayed like this, he would probably have to hug Ray Jackson and kiss him.
"Really? Coach, will I be an assistant coach for you when I retire? ”
Ray Jackson was thrilled.
"Of course, no one can refuse a partner like you." Lin Yu grinned, with Ray Jackson by his side, at least he would be invincible in the future.
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The game against the Grizzlies is over, Lin Yu has gained another 330,000 US dollars tonight, this kind of robbery-like money-making speed has made Lin Yushuang overturned, but unfortunately the good days are over, because tonight is Saturday, there will be no game tomorrow night, and a new random aura will appear.
With the previous two random experiences, Lin Yu is very calm this time, his current coaching career is almost on the right track, even if he doesn't get a decent aura this time, it doesn't have much impact on Lin Yu.
Of course, it would definitely be better to be able to draw a powerful aura, if he could draw more passive auras like "Lead Dice", Lin Yu couldn't ask for it, who would have a grudge against money.