Chapter 35: The Noxian Guillotine

On Saturday morning, Lin Yu had just gotten up when the landline phone at the bedside rang.

"Coach Lin, hello, instant noodles are you?"

The words in Mandarin came from the phone, which made Lin Yu begin to doubt life.

He wondered if it would be a call from the proprietress of the Chinese restaurant before, could it be that after he invited Guan Erye, their restaurant business was not working, and he wanted to invite Guan Erye back?

But what the hell is this instant noodle?

"No, I'm ham sausage!"

Lin Yu hung up the phone quickly, and finally made Jalen Rose less harmful, how could he send Guan Erye back again.

After washing up, Lin Yu rode around Washington on a broken bicycle, the players were on vacation, and he had nothing else to do.

When Lin Yu went to the training ground in the afternoon, he saw Unselde's majestic body as soon as he arrived at the gate.

"You kid can't buy a car? Riding this broken car to the training ground every day, others still think that our bullet team is about to go bankrupt! ”

Unselde was angry when he saw Lin Yu's broken bicycle, and he wanted to throw it in the garbage.

"Poof."

A chuckle that couldn't help but come to Lin Yu's ears, and he realized that there was a lady standing behind Unselde.

To be precise, it's a girl, and it looks like she has just become an adult.

Lin Yu was directly silent.

Young girls are all over the street, not so that Lin Yu's expression is strange, the key is that the girl in front of him is Chinese at a glance.

If it were just Chinese, this girl would have a kind of beauty that Lin Yu couldn't describe.

He is about 170 cm tall, with slender legs, fair complexion, and his facial features are by no means the plastic surgery face of later generations, but has a kind of beauty of national peace and security, dignified and atmospheric.

Lin Yu thought of Xiao Qian in A Chinese Ghost Story, Zixia Fairy in Journey to the West, and Zhou Zhiruo in Heaven and Dragon Slayer, all of which were not as comfortable as the beauty in front of them.

"Ham sausage, hello."

The girl stepped forward and greeted with a wicked smile.

Lin Yu saw this playful smile that captivated the country and the city, and couldn't help but force himself to calm down, so as not to reveal the disgusting pig brother-like appearance.

"Huh? Are you instant noodles? ”

"No, I'm talking about the convenience of the interview, the interview!"

"My name is Xia Yunshi, I came to interview for the job of the team's psychologist, and after you hung up the phone, I can only come directly to Mr. Unselde."

Unselde couldn't understand the Mandarin spoken by Lin Yu and Xia Yunshi at all, so he opened his mouth to introduce it.

"Lin, this is the psychiatrist I got for you."

"Georgetown University psychology major student, the first place in the major, and Chinese, must have a common language with you."

"You guys get in touch first, Miss Xia will come over every Saturday after school, so I won't bother you."

Lin Yu shouted in his heart, where is Unseld a ruthless egg-smashing machine, isn't he a living Cupid?

After Unselde left, Lin Yu asked in a low voice, "How much salary did he pay you?" ”

"Salary? How is it possible to have a salary? ”

"How many people can't ask for this kind of internship opportunity to find this kind of internship and write it on their resume."

Xia Yunshi's words made Lin Yu roll his eyes, he never expected Unseld to be able to search to such an extent, and find a student who had not graduated from nearby Georgetown University to be the team's psychologist? It's a shame that he figured it out.

However, Lin Yu is now extremely grateful to Old Cupid, Lin Zhixuan has sang, every single person has to be beheaded, Lin Yu doesn't want to be beheaded, he feels that his spring is coming.

led Xia Yunshi to visit the team's training ground, and then told the situation in Mashburn again.

"This is delayed post-traumatic stress disorder, or delayed PTSD for short."

"The commonly used treatment methods are medication and psychotherapy, considering the profession of his player, taking anti-anxiety drugs or sedatives will have a lot of side effects, so only psychological intervention can be carried out."

"His current situation, in our words, is that he has been bitten by a snake for ten years, and he is afraid of the well rope."

"My suggestion is that the coach set up some offensive tactics for the basket, such as blocking and pick-and-roll, and adding more physical confrontations, so that he realizes that the offense is not so dangerous, and it shouldn't take long to recover."

Xia Yunshi's voice is very soft, but it has a persuasive power that people have to convince.

"Professional! That's professionalism! ”

"You even know basketball?"

Lin Yu couldn't help but give a thumbs up and praised, he didn't have much expectation of Xia Yunshi at all, after all, he was just a student, he didn't expect people to really talk about it, and the solution he gave sounded quite reliable.

"Of course, my dad was also a basketball coach, but he wasn't as successful as you, he was just a high school coach."

After Xia Yunshi finished speaking, she looked at Lin Yu with a curious eye, even if she didn't have much experience, she knew how unbelievable it was to become an NBA coach at Lin Yu's age.

The two chatted for a long time until it was getting late.

Seeing that Xia Yunshi was about to leave the training ground, Lin Yu thought that this was the first time they met, and he should always say something beautiful to leave a deeper impression on Xia Yunshi.

"By the way, I know your father is a basketball coach, but what about your mother?"

Lin Yu thought about it and asked.

Xia Yunshi covered her mouth and smiled: "Have you started checking your household registration?" She is a high school teacher. ”

"No, she's not a teacher, she's a thief," Lin Yu said seriously, .......

These words made Xia Yunshi's face stunned, and then she heard Lin Yu continue.

"She stole the stars and the crescent moon from the sky, otherwise how can you explain your star-like eyes and crescent-like mouth?"

Lin Yu vaguely had such earthy love words in his memory, and after finishing speaking, he felt a little wrong, did he make a mistake.

Xia Yunshi was stupid, and after a while, she glared at Lin Yu with an idiot's gaze.

Lin Yu, who didn't have a hard job, also realized that it was bad, and when he met for the first time, he said that his mother was a thief, and he was afraid that he was not in the dung.

"Ahem, why don't I send you back?" Lin Yu hurriedly coughed to hide his embarrassment.

Xia Yunshi shook her head, "If I'm not mistaken, when we were chatting just now, Mr. Unselde had already thrown away your car. ”

"Next time, I'll take a taxi back, see you next week."

Lin Yu watched the back of Xia Yunshi leaving, and secretly warned himself in his heart that he must not be hard in the future, and the matter of buying a car should be put on the agenda as soon as possible.

……

The next morning, Lin Yu found Big Ben and Feiche and prepared to buy a car.

The flying car has a car in his nickname, and he knows how to use cars.

"Bone crusher, what car do you think is suitable for the coach?" The speeding car drove and asked about the big Ben Road beside him.

Big Ben grimaced, "Rod, I beg you, stop calling me a bone crusher." ”

"I don't really need a nickname, at least not one."

Lin Yu sat in the back seat crying and laughing, thinking carefully that Big Ben seems to really lack a loud name, his Chinese nickname is called Big Ben, and then it is gone, there are two English nicknames, one is BIG-BEN, that is, Big Ben.

The other is a very abstract "Body", Lin Yu has never understood how to interpret this, body, body, body, corpse, anyway, no matter how you interpret it, it seems to make sense.

"Ben, the nickname of the bone crusher suits you very well, don't worry about Mr. Unselde being upset."

"In fact, if he knew, he might reward Rod, and everyone knows that he really sees you as his successor."

"Inheriting his nickname, what reason does he have to be upset?"

Lin Yu smiled and reassured Dabendao.

Big Ben nodded silently, accepting the nickname of bone crusher.

With $1.3 million lying in his bank account, Lin Yu was confident, and under the recommendation of the flying car, he went straight to the Porsche 4S store and bought the new Porsche 911 that had just been launched for $90,000.

By the time all the formalities were completed, it was already seven o'clock in the evening.

Thinking that today was Sunday and there was going to be a random halo at eight o'clock in the evening, Lin Yu hurriedly said goodbye to Big Ben and the flying car and rushed back to his residence.

Lying on the bed and waiting until eight o'clock, the system prompt sounded.

"In the weekly random aura drawing, please wait for thirty seconds!"

"Passive Aura (1): "Rugged Appearance", the effect is that when your center player is physically confrontational with the opponent's center in the three-second zone, there is a 24% chance to reduce the opponent's bounce and speed by 5% for 3 seconds.

"Passive Aura (2): "Brilliant Aura", the effect is to increase the physical recovery speed of all players on the field, and restore 1% physical energy per minute."

"Passive Aura (3): "Noxus Guillotine", the effect is that after the block of your center player is successful, the block attribute reaches the full value within three minutes!"

After reading the three new random auras, Lin Yu felt that Da Ben seemed to be the real child of destiny, and the random aura of the first week that he had just crossed over was almost tailor-made for Da Ben.

And this fourth week aura has improved Big Ben even more than the first week.

For example, "Rugged Appearance" has a chance to reduce the bounce and speed of the opposing center by 5%, which sounds quite powerful, but it only lasts for three seconds, and the effect is greatly reduced.

The brilliant aura can restore the physical fitness of the players on the field, and there must be a role, but most of the Bullets are young or Mesozoic players, and their physical strength is enough to support a high-intensity game of thirty-five minutes, and Lin Yu is not crazy enough to let them play for a full forty-eight minutes.

As for the Noxus guillotine, after the block, the block attribute can be increased to the full value of 100 points, and the duration is up to three minutes, but what if you don't get the block on the game? This situation is not uncommon, even a block maniac like Big Ben must have at least 10 games in a season.

However, these three auras that are not against the sky appear together, and the effect is a bit against the sky, especially the rugged appearance of the guillotine, which is simply a perfect match.