"This Uchiha Itachi is the eldest filial son of the family, a filial piety flower blooms all over the hillside, what flower do you ask me? Of course, it's a white chrysanthemum to commemorate the dead! Impure Uchiha ashes can't pour this kind of pure white chrysanthemum at all, so do you understand the gold content of Uchiha. ”

In the cafeteria, Zhou Li, who was bored in every way, chose to pretend to be a storyteller, and the "Persona of Uchiha Filial Son" was brilliant, and it quickly attracted a group of students to listen to Zhou Li's storytelling with their jobs.

"Okay, okay, that's all for today's Persona of filial piety, next time I'll tell you about the Uchiha Crazy Laughing Bat Wife Hunting."

After talking for a long time, his mouth was dry, and he took a sip of the herbal tea handed by the admiring student on the side, and Zhou Li made a whole sound, and he was ready to leave. At this time, the other students gathered together were suddenly unhappy, and asked Zhou Li to say another paragraph, at least to finish the story of this Uchiha laughing bat looking for a wife.

Even those who were cheering almost forgot that this was the Taixue canteen, and subconsciously held the silver copper plate in their hands and prepared to give Zhou Li some reward.

"Thank you for your support, thank you for your support, but I will have classes in the next meeting, the credits are important, I dare not delay, I am really sorry everyone."

Zhou Liyi arched his hand, polite, and thoughtful. The quality of the students is also quite high, and there is no trouble, most of them are reluctant to ask Zhou Li to come to the cafeteria tomorrow, and they are waiting to listen to the next chapter.

"Zhou Li, let's not change careers, don't do the Demon Hunting Pavilion, no one is looking for you anyway."

Tang Guan swallowed the mash stuffed dumplings in his mouth, and when he opened his mouth, there was a mouthful of fragrant mash, "Let's open a restaurant in the future, you are responsible for telling stories and attracting customers, and when the time comes, we will make money for five or five points." ”

"Who's five?"

Zhou Li's question stumped Tang Guan.

"So where did Brother Zhou get so much knowledge?"

Poking the steamed eggs in the bowl, Zhu Qianyun put some soy sauce and asked curiously, "I've never heard of these stories." ”

"Hey."

Zhou Li waved his hand and said frankly: "It's all the wisdom of another world, it is the great ancient gods who blessed me, stuffing knowledge into my head, normal." ”

"Well, really?"

Yun Baibai on the side exclaimed: "Zhou Gongzi is brilliant, so powerful." ”

"I rub?"

Tang Wan was stunned for a moment, and dissuaded: "Xiaobai, we can't hold it hard, what if it's serious?" Back then, Taixue studied his Four Books and Five Classics all the time on the floor of the whole school, and his score was not as high as mine. ”

"Is there any difference between you and me scoring six and me getting five?"

Zhou Li said disdainfully: "The low stunned that Shu Dao is difficult to memorize is embarrassed to say me?" ”

"Isn't a point a point?"

Tang Guan said confidently: "Why is it difficult for me to learn Shu Dao? My father climbs Shu Dao Mountain at home every day, and my home is the biggest problem in Shu Dao, and I still need to learn? ”

"Oh, sorry, forgot. The next time Li Bai wants to write about Shu Dao, the clown can visit you directly. ”

Zhou Li apologized expressionlessly.

"Shu Dao is difficult to write by Li Bai."

Tang Wan was stunned for a moment, "I thought it was written by Zhuge Liang." ”

“？”

Yun Baibai on the side was shocked, and the rice in the bowl was not fragrant. She knew that the previous Beiliang Taixue did not pay much attention to cultural education, but this is no longer the lack of cultural education, this is the black hole of cultural education.

"Li Bai was a Shu person at the beginning, and then he took the Shu Road into Beijing to feel born, wrote the Shu Road is difficult, and then wrote a lot of poems, and finally wrote a road song. No, didn't you skip a culture class back then? Why is it that now I have a literacy level of selling pork across the door? ”

The more Zhou Li spoke, the more he felt that something was wrong.

"Let me ask you, what is the next class in the culture class?"

"The Old Pedant's Art of War lesson."

"Do you dare to escape?"

"Don't dare."

"Do I dare?"

"Don't dare."

"So."

Spreading out his hands, Tang Guan said sternly: "Isn't it normal for me to supplement my sleep in the culture class to prevent passing out in the old pedant's class." ”

“···”

Zhou Li's expression distorted, he turned his head, looked at Cen Shu who was unaware of the spoon falling into the soup bowl on the side, and explained with a forced smile: "She is from Sichuan and Chongqing, she is not familiar, she is really unfamiliar." ”

"No, it's okay."

Cen Shu came back to her senses, she laughed dryly, and said embarrassedly: "Happy education... I understand. ”

Zhou Li felt that the reputation of Beiliang Taixue had fallen through the center of the earth in Shangjing.

"Then why didn't Li Bai write the song after writing it?"

Tang Wan suddenly raised his head and asked curiously.

"I don't know, maybe I'm going to rap."

Zhou Li replied numbly.

"Let's eat first."

Cen Shu stood up, and drank all the soup in the bowl, as if she wanted to escape from these few black hole players who were academically indestructible. She smiled reluctantly and stumbled away.

"Alright, it's settled."

After there was no one around, Zhou Li and a few people got together. He put away Fang Cai's gradually demented appearance, and said calmly: "Cen Shu has a problem. ”

"Hmm."

Nodding, Tang Guan is no longer as stupid as Zhangyu. She nodded and said softly, "When we were talking just now, I noticed that Cen Shu had been paying attention to us, and he was particularly concerned about what Zhou Li said. ”

"Cen Shu..."

Touching his chin, Zhou Li squinted his eyes and said softly: "She took us to visit Shangjing Taixue, and I was stolen before The lie was also in her class. ”

"She's not simple."

Zhu Qianyun said calmly: "She knows my identity, but she indulges those students to provoke me. She must have wanted to find out something from me, otherwise she wouldn't have done this. ”

Yun Bai on the side was white with a black cat, and his small face looked at the people discussing in confusion. Zhuge Qing has been busy recently, so he can only hand over this dark cloud to the more delicate shallow cloud for the time being. After all, Zhou Li and Tang Guan are extremely reliable when they encounter danger, but they are the biggest danger when there is no danger.

"So..."

Yun Baibai raised his hand like a primary school student and asked obediently, "Is there a problem with Master Cen?" ”

"Almost."

Zhou Li nodded and said calmly: "She treated us as ordinary students, and she exposed too much." ”

"Then Master Cen is a book stealer?"

Yun Baibai asked suspiciously.

"Don't be preconceived, it's the stupidest way to look at the problem with the answer."

Shaking his head, Zhou Li said softly: "Master Cen is only suspicious now, and she is not necessarily targeting us for the sake of the ancient book. But there must be something wrong with her, and it's hard to say which one it is. ”

"It's okay."

Shaking his head, Zhu Qianyun said flatly: "She will definitely participate in the banquet, and she will see when the time comes." ”

"That's right."

Zhou Li stood up, picked up Tang Guan, and said: "Let's have a good rest, the day after tomorrow is the dinner party, it is best to prepare, the snake demon is very likely to be unable to hold his breath in the past two days, in case of an attack, don't forget the talisman given to you by the Taoist chief." ”

The few people quickly separated, and Zhou Li and Tang Wan walked towards their dormitory. Along the way, Tang Guan's little face was full of contemplative looks, and Zhou Li didn't bother him.

Pushing open the door of the dormitory, Tang Guan suddenly raised his head and said in astonishment:

"That's not right!"

Zhou Li hurriedly looked at Tang Guan, "What's wrong?" What problems did you find? ”

"Five-five, we're both five, there's no difference."

The appearance of a schoolchild, the brain of a paramecium.

Zhou Li experienced head-to-toe numbness for the first time.

This is our Tang Guan, it is really Tang Tang and Guanguan, do you have such a Tang Guan? (End of chapter)