I saw that the man was arrogant, stepped on the old bustard, punched the turtle male, and threatened to blow up the dry toilet if he was not allowed to prostitute it in vain. The old bustard begged for mercy again and again, but he probed the old bustard all over his hands up and down, left and right, front and back, and even deep and shallow hands. ”

"That old bustard dared to be angry and didn't dare to speak, so he could only beg for mercy again and again, saying that he would dedicate the best girl to this thief."

Xingmu made such a dozen, and the book in the teahouse suddenly became excited, "That spring is a great beauty who moves to Beijing, who in the thirteen cities of the North Ring Road doesn't know the spring color of Beijing?" On weekdays, it is difficult for the dignitaries to see the spring as if they were climbing to the sky, and when the thief heard this, he immediately looked like a wolf and a tiger, and hurriedly ordered the old bustard to invite the spring out quickly. ”

At this time, the audience was immediately indignant, saying that this thief was really shameless, and he could still prostitute such a stunning prostitute. And the gentleman who told the story in the teahouse smiled indifferently and continued:

"Miss Chunse has a strong temperament, and when she learned that the old bustard was going to commit her to the hands of the thief, Chunse was immediately furious, but she had to compromise for the sake of the magnificent building, and she agreed. The thief directly kicked through the gate of the boudoir, and when he saw the spring, he was furious and wanted to pick up the gun directly and get on the horse. ”

After sighing, the storyteller of the teahouse continued: "Seeing that this thief is five big and three thick, with strong shoulders and a round waist, and a face full of meat, like the wild boar demon, he suddenly felt desperate. ”

Click.

A crisp voice sounded, and the storyteller subconsciously looked over. I saw a handsome young man sitting on a chair outside the podium, looking at himself through gritted teeth, with the broken armrest of the chair in his hand.

Could this kid also be the suitor of the previous spring?

After thinking about it, the storyteller decided not to elaborate on the paid plot later. He cleared his throat and said, "Chun Se is also a strange woman, and when she saw that this fang's appearance was too unusual, she made up her mind to die. As soon as the spring color dies, the thief will naturally not give up. In a fit of rage, this thief actually set fire to the magnificent building, and even, even...

Clapping his hands, the storyteller lamented:

"I even blew up the aqua toilet in the magnificent building!"

Suddenly, the audience was full of discussions, expressing strong condemnation of this shameless and inhumane behavior. There are even a few people who have begun to ask indignantly why this villain was not captured in order to avenge the revenge.

The storyteller, seeing that his words had stirred everyone's minds, smiled and did not continue, but stroked his long beard, squinted his eyes, and said nothing. The audience also reacted, and directly threw the broken copper plate and silver in their hands into the small second-hand in the running hall. After a while, the hill-like pile of money reactivated the storyteller.

"Wow, that's vicious!"

In the audience, the white-haired girl with a delicate and lovely face gloated and said: "This magnificent building has fallen for eight lifetimes, and I have met this kind of person." ”

"yes, yes."

The tall and heroic woman nodded, echoing the words of the girl in her arms.

"Old Zhou, why don't you laugh."

Turning his head, Tang Guan innocently asked, "Aren't you born to laugh?" ”

Zhou Li, who had already crushed the two armrests of the chair on the side, gritted his teeth and didn't speak, just stared at the storyteller on the stage who began to tell the story of "Jinyi Wei Qianhu vs. Beiliang Behind the Scenes Bomber Toilet", trying to kill the other party with his eyes.

"I'm really..."

Zhou Li experienced for the first time what it means to grasp public opinion is to grasp the truth, and he didn't expect that Bai Hong would start a public opinion war in order to cover up what he had done in Hongweilou and stigmatize Zhou Li's behavior at that time.

Although there is not much stigma.

"Fart."

Zhou Li couldn't help it, and said angrily in a low voice: "I am obviously handsome in appearance, why am I reincarnated like a wild boar spirit with a big waist and a round waist?" ”

"Huh? You really did it?! ”

Tang Wan was shocked, "I'm kidding." ”

"Huh? Is there a problem with only the physical description? ”

Zhu Qianyun was stunned for a moment, she didn't expect that in a series of behaviors such as "crazy oil rubbing, trying to prostitute for nothing, arrogant and domineering, detonating dry toilets, demolishing buildings to vent anger", Zhou Li chose to justify the appearance description.

Feelings are all facts except for the description of appearance!

What's the hurry?!

Tang Wan laughed happily, she patted Zhou Li on the shoulder, and said with emotion: "It's okay, you can't use such a thing as reputation, there is not much in the first place, and if it is gone, it will be gone, anyway, the Ming Dynasty has a vast territory, so it is really not possible to go to Tangmen with me to live." ”

"Later, under the investigation of Jinyiwei, there were some clues about the identity of this wicked man."

Covering his mouth with his hand and pretending to whisper a secret, the storyteller said mysteriously: "Today, you are all in the audience, and Lao Er also has the courage to believe it, and I also ask you guests not to spread it after hearing it, this is an exclusive secret." ”

Tang Guan suddenly became interested, his beautiful eyes were looking forward to it, and the smile on his face became stronger and stronger.

"This scoundrel, I heard, I just heard..."

After arousing everyone's interest, the storyteller did not sell it, and said in a deep voice:

"He is the young master of the Tang Sect in Shudi, Tang Cen!"

Tang Guan's smile froze.

"I was born to smile lips."

After rubbing the white-haired girl's dog head a few times, Zhou Li smiled and said after turning the offensive: "The Buddha will forgive me." ”

Tang Guan was silent.

"Alright, that's all for today's book."

The storyteller put away the teacup, which meant that today's show was over. At this time, it was late at night, and the surrounding audience did not force each other to continue to speak two paragraphs. Soon, only Zhou Li's three-person and one-cat duo were left in the magnificent building, as well as the storyteller who cleaned up things on stage.

"Guest officer, why are you not leaving?"

The storyteller smiled and tore off the long beard from his face and set it aside, revealing a youthful countenance.

"Ugh."

Sighing, Zhou Li scratched his head, and the black cat also tossed along with his movements. He looked at Guo Lingyun, who took off his regular clothes in front of him, revealing a black and red brocade robe, and kicked the embroidered spring knife into his hand, and said:

"Lao Guo, you know, I'm a kind-hearted person, and I usually don't show mercy."

"Lao Guo?"

Guo Lingyun scratched his head, his white hair made him look a little weird. He looked at Zhou Li and the others in the audience, with a little doubt in his eyes, but more importantly, a kind of indifference.

"Maybe my surname was Guo before."

He shook his head, his eyes glowing with a cyan glow, and a smile appeared on his face.

The smile is very fake, and the skin does not move. The embroidered spring knife in his hand shook slightly, and the hard bow was also touched out by Guo Lingyun from behind. The lobby of the magnificent building gradually lost its luster, the original magnificent decoration gradually dissipated, and the ruins of the past returned to the eyes of everyone.

"However, now I have comprehended the true meaning of the world and sublimated into an existence that you mortals cannot imagine."

Holding the bow and vibrating the string, Guo Lingyun's face was arrogant, and he proudly shouted to several people in the audience:

"I'm Lady White Snake's dog!!!"

Yes?

(End of chapter)