133 Mild, moderate, Indian
Rumble~
Feng Zixuan felt that the toilet was about to be smashed by that majesty.
In an instant, he even had the illusion that his intestines were being expelled.
What bacteria are causing this?
Colibacillus?
Salmonella?
Vibrio parahaemolyticus?
These are all common bacteria that cause diarrhea in clinical practice, but none of them have such a violent effect.
At least clinically, it is very rare to encounter such a serious condition of oneself.
Feng Zixuan couldn't figure it out.
In China, he has seen all kinds of diarrhea, what five more stools, what food poisoning and so on.
But I have never seen diarrhea with such a bursting effect, let alone imagined.
Boom boom boom~
Feng Zixuan was caught in a roar and couldn't extricate himself.
After about ten minutes, Feng Zixuan felt a little better, and was ready to get up and take a rest, drink a few bottles of Baisui Mountain, if he could replenish the sugar and salt water, it would be the best.
Stretching out his hand, Feng Zixuan was stunned in the next second.
There is no paper paper.
!
Forget about that!!
Feng Zixuan was dumbfounded.
He looked to the right side of his body, and there was no tissue paper, only an empty shell of toilet paper and a high-pressure faucet.
Yesterday, Luo Hao introduced it, saying that Indians habitually wipe their buttocks with their left hand, then rinse them with a high-pressure faucet, and then wash their hands and so on.
Three big men, no one remembers to put toilet paper in the roll when they don't need it.
But now it's hard to stand up by yourself, let alone wipe your butt with your hands, then rinse with a high-pressure water gun, and then wash your hands.
Feng Zixuan wanted to cry without tears, and regretted in his heart that it was better to go to Rongcheng.
If I went to Rongcheng, now I am eating hot pot and singing, how comfortable I am.
But in India, I pulled it half to death, but I didn't even have a piece of paper!
Do you really want to use your hands for a while?
There is no one left and right, and he will not let himself die, Feng Zixuan pondered in his heart.
At this moment, Feng Zixuan was already infinitely remorseful, he should have listened to Luo Hao.
If you don't take a bath, you can't die, you already have an air conditioner to blow, and you don't have to stare at the high temperature of more than 30 degrees in the hospital and wear lead clothes for surgery; Nor do you have to deal with herds of wild dogs; Not to mention......
Damn it!
Coming to India by himself was to cause trouble for Luo Hao, Feng Zixuan was quite embarrassed.
But the guilt didn't affect for long, and the discomfort of the body from the inside out made Feng Zixuan start to think about his own affairs.
Sitting on the toilet can solve the urgent need for a while, but I don't know what bacteria are in the bath water, it is terrifying, and the gurgling sound of the gastrointestinal tract seems to never end.
And it's not an ordinary grunt, it squirts out of water every 30 seconds to 1 minute.
Hell yes!
Feng Zixuan had already begun to ponder about finding medicine, taking medicine, and replenishing water.
But the reality did not support him.
Now it is extremely difficult for Feng Zixuan to stand up on the toilet.
……
……
Luo Hao didn't know Feng Zixuan's predicament, he took Feng Zixuan and Chen Yong away, and faced the hellish difficulties in the interventional operating room alone.
However, this is not a problem for Luo Hao, and he can watch the progress bar of the long-term main quest slowly change, and Luo Hao's heart is happy.
But there are still problems.
After having an assistant, the speed of the operation was indeed faster, but the two middle-aged aunts and nurses were lazy from time to time, which slowed down the progress.
In fact, Luo Hao also understands that domestic doctors and nurses will also be lazy, but as long as they talk well and communicate well, they can generally explain it.
This side is different, the two aunts don't care about Luo Hao at all.
There is no light in their eyes at all, which is particularly apt to describe as insensitive. Luo Hao even had a feeling that they were not living people, but just puppets.
After more than a dozen surgeries, the two of them disappeared directly, and no matter how Luo Hao shouted, no one could be seen.
As for Fan Dongkai, it was even worse.
Although he kept in touch with Brocade, the assistant was delayed.
Luo Hao was a little helpless.
I used to hear that India is unreliable, but I never expected it to be so unreliable.
"Old Fan, take a breath." Luo Hao greeted Fan Dongkai, took out a pack of cigarettes, and handed one to Fan Dongkai.
Fan Dongkai was also helpless.
It's no wonder that India has almost unlimited patients and no troubles, but no one is willing to do phase 4 clinical trials.
That's it, the surgery can't be done at all.
The surgeon is both a father and a mother, a nurse and a technician, and has to cross his left and right hands.
Alas, hellish difficulty indeed.
The people who could hold out on to this side for 3 days in the past were superhuman-level existences, and Fan Dongkai now wants to escape from Bangalore as soon as possible.
"Xiao Luo, is it going well on your side?" Fan Dongkai had already seen the two nurses disappear without a trace, and sneered.
This belongs to the complex mentality of being afraid that his brother will have a hard time, and he is afraid that his brother will drive a Land Rover.
Moreover, there is a "gambling contract" between Fan Dongkai and Luo Hao.
"If I really can't do it, I'll do it myself, Lao Fan, you're going to lose." Luo Hao looked at Fan Dongkai and said extremely strongly.
“……”
Fan Dongkai was silent.
Luo Hao in China and Luo Hao in the country are simply two species.
When he came outside, Luo Hao casually found a shady place to sit down, lit a cigarette and made a phone call.
"Chen Yong, the nurse ran away."
"Did you do anything to them?" Chen Yong seemed to be running a hundred meters, and his voice was weird.
"Hurry up and fix the problem." Luo Hao didn't ask Chen Yong what he was doing, his attention was always focused.
"Wait, you're so annoying, you're as annoying now as you are calling me in the middle of the night to have me in emergency surgery."
Chen Yong complained and hung up the phone.
Luo Hao remained silent and put away his phone.
"That assistant of yours is interesting, he is also from Concord?" Fan Dongkai asked.
"No, I graduated from two books in China, and after graduation, I went to Qingcheng Mountain to audit for a year, and then went to the University of Exeter in the United Kingdom to get a master's degree in magic and occultism."
This set of resumes was told by Luo Hao, and Fan Dongkai thought about it for 20 seconds before he figured out what was going on.
"How did you find such an unreliable assistant?" Fan Dongkai was surprised.
"Unreliable? Lao Fan, that's not what he said. Luo Hao spat out a cigarette, "You are a great expert in Princeton, do you have a nurse?" Although the two nurses were lazy, they would soon be smoothed out, after all, it was only the first day. ”
"He's much better than you." Luo Hao next made a fatal blow, "Look at you, I came to India in the name of an operator, and I have done 12 surgeries, what about you?" One! ”
"......" Fan Dongkai's mouth seems to be stuffed with Indian dumping cakes, full of it.
Not only in the mouth, but also in the heart.
Just as he was about to refute, suddenly a terrible cat meow came from his ears, which frightened Fan Dongkai.
"Holy!" Fan Dongkai's national scolding blurted out.
Luo Hao caught a glimpse of the ocelot appearing beside him at some point.
This guy tiptoed, and he didn't even make a sound, even if his facial features and six senses were sharper than others, he didn't even notice it.
Luo Hao looked at the ocelot carefully, and when he saw it squatting in front of him, he tentatively blew a cigarette on the ocelot.
The smoke was filled, and the ocelot greedily inhaled all the smoke, its vertical pupils flashing, and its face was full of greed.
Luo Hao stretched out his hand and coiled the head of the ocelot.
Originally, even if there was communication, the ocelot was very cautious, but after a puff of smoke, the ocelot had a +10 favor for Luo Hao, and it was a well-behaved and docile "meow".
"Hey." Luo Hao smiled and took another puff of his cigarette.
But instead of sucking it in, he spit it out.
When Fan Dongkai saw this scene, he was surprised and didn't know what to say.
"Xiao Luo, do you really know beast language?"
"Saw a doctor for Flowey." Luo Hao said lightly.
!
Fan Dongkai found that no matter what Luo Hao said, he didn't squeak when he said it.
Is this product's resume so glamorous?
Suddenly, there was a commotion in the distance.
Under the simple shed lay a patient who had just undergone surgery, the one made by Fan Dongkai, a female patient.
The chaperone is her daughter.
Five men with big shoulders and round waists gathered around the young woman, moving their hands and feet. The people gathered outside couldn't squeeze in, and even began to look at the patient who had just undergone surgery.
And the people around looked indifferently and didn't seem surprised by this.
Fan Dongkai stood up suddenly, "What about you guys!" ”
In a hurry, Fan Dongkai shouted out the Northeast dialect.
Luo Hao frowned, stood up, and strode over.
Fan Dongkai hesitated for a moment and grabbed Luo Hao.
"Xiao Luo, call the police, don't have a conflict with them." Fan Dongkai suggested in a low voice.
In just a moment, Fan Dongkai understood that he was not in a provincial capital, nor in Princeton, but in India.
The people here are unfamiliar, and in broad daylight, they have witnessed such a heartbreaking thing happen.
God knows what those guys are going to do to go out of the way.
At this time, Fan Dongkai was thinking that his two fists were invincible with four hands, and the heroes couldn't stand up to the crowd.
In terms of fighting, he is a waste wood, although Luo Hao is young, he has at least ...... on the other side
Before Fan Dongkai could finish thinking, he heard a sharp whistle.
The voice was not very loud, Luo Hao's hand was in front of his mouth, but he held back at the last moment and did not put it in his mouth and whistle.
"Meow~~~"
"Meow~~~"
The ocelot soared into the air like lightning, almost pounced on the strong men with an afterimage.
Fan Dongkai was dumbfounded.
This time I was really dumbfounded.
A few puffs of cigarettes and a bottle of water can buy a wild beast like an ocelot?!
And it's not just about buying, the ocelot has become a dead soldier under Luo Hao, and he starts fighting as soon as he is summoned.
The situation is won and lost in an instant.
The dexterity and ferocity of the ocelot are difficult for ordinary people to resist, and it is not fighting alone, there are more and more wild cats around, and they have joined the battle group.
Several strong men couldn't resist and fled.
With Luo Hao's whistle, the ocelots and wild cats did not beat the water dogs.
The wild cat disappeared without a trace, and the ocelot followed Luo Hao's side, as if it was Luo Hao's summoned beast.
Luo Hao used American English to comfort the patient and the patient's family, but the little girl said something that Luo Hao couldn't understand.
There is a language barrier, which is also something that cannot be helped.
Back in the shade, Luo Hao rewarded the ocelot with a cigarette.
"I used to hear that there were frequent rapists in India, but I didn't expect to be able to see this big sun. And, here is the fucking hospital!! Fan Dongkai sighed.
Increasingly, he felt that his choice to come to India to complete the Phase 4 clinical trial was a wrong choice.
Luo Hao smiled and blew a cigarette at the ocelot, "When I was doing the test, a senior brother said that the difficulty of the disease is divided into three levels. ”
“???” Fan Dongkai was stunned.
"Mild, moderate, Indian."
“!!!”
"That's it, I hope everyone is safe." Luo Hao said softly.
Chen Yong, Luo Hao is not worried.
It seemed that Chen Yong seemed to be the most dangerous one, but Luo Hao even thought that the [Blessing] skill would not work, and Chen Yong could handle it himself.
He has a lucky value of 56+2, Luo Hao didn't believe that Chen Yong only prayed for himself and Jiang Wenming.
So don't worry about it.
Director Feng Zixuan Feng returned to the villa, and it should be fine.
Luo Hao thought about it for a while, and felt that there was nothing to worry about, so he relieved himself.
As for Fan Dongkai, he is by his side, and there will be no big deal.
Luo Hao fed a cigarette, and the ocelot's comfortable vertical pupils were almost horizontal, he coiled the ocelot and stood up.
"You're going to have surgery?" Fan Dongkai asked.
"No, it's too messy, I'll figure it out."
"Pondering?" Fan Dongkai was stunned, "What are you thinking?" Do you want to expand the responsibilities of your security team? ”
Luo Hao glanced back at Fan Dongkai.
"Lao Fan, their fees are very high, and the scope of the contract is limited, so it is very troublesome to modify the contract temporarily."
"Are they Blackwater?" Fan Dongkai came interested.
"Part of it." Luo Hao walked around, chatting with Fan Dongkai, "It is a listed company in Xiangjiang, Frontier Group." ”
"Huh?" Fan Dongkai didn't know anything about it.
"4,000 security personnel can be used at any time, and it is said that it has the ability to deliver a division."
"Damn, it's too exaggerated, it's impossible!" Fan Dongkai directly denied Luo Hao's "bragging" behavior.
"The China-Laos Railway is said to be the security task undertaken by Frontier Group." Luo Hao was still looking for something around.
Fan Dongkai was stunned for a moment.
"A very formal security company, increase the security area, at least 100 more people. Transferring people from other places, not to mention the trouble, not to mention the cost, just the time is unbearable. Luo Hao sighed.
"So, let's figure it out for ourselves."
"What can you do?" Fan Dongkai was confused.
"Patient, postoperative patient, mine!" Luo Hao looked back at Fan Dongkai's eyes and said very seriously.
Fan Dongkai felt that Luo Hao was like a miser.
That kind of man's desire to control has exploded, and he doesn't even let go of special patients?! Fan Dongkai was a little surprised.
"Out of this door, I can't take care of it. But in the hospital, it's hard to see them being bullied. ”
"You say, put pressure on the leg, and spurt blood out when you move. Wouldn't the brutes be more excited? Luo Hao asked.
This is a direction that Fan Dongkai never expected.
He pondered it carefully, he definitely wouldn't, but maybe the gang of rape male lizard guys would.
"Wang~roar~~"
Luo Hao let out a strange sound.
A dog's head poked out.
Fan Dongkai was taken aback, the wild dog Fan Dongkai will never forget when he dies, he is the one who eats the dead in the morning and chases himself to bite.
Luo Hao...... Does he still think that the Wildcat Legion is not enough and wants to summon the Wild Dogs?
Fan Dongkai watched Luo Hao and the wild dog "communicate" in a daze, and his heart was in a trance.
Perhaps, India is not Luo Hao's home field, and the African savannah is Luo Hao's throne.
The vast wild animals surrounded Luo Hao, and he felt it when he thought about it.
In a trance, Fan Dongkai almost didn't cry.
What are you thinking!
When I go back to the United States this time, I have to avoid Luo Hao in the future, and many academic conferences can't be held, what a fuck!
Yuan Xiaoli's miscellaneous! Fan Dongkai scolded in his heart.
Fan Dongkai scolded Yuan Xiaoli hatefully, and watched Luo Hao squatting in front of the wild dog, communicating one person and one dog.
It didn't take long for the wild dog to wagging its tail and spin around Luo Hao, and then disappeared.
Fan Dongkai was a little in a trance, is this a "talk"?
This...... That's right.
Fan Dongkai was speechless.
When Luo Hao came back, he still didn't have the idea of continuing the operation, but sat on the ground casually, quietly waiting for something.
"Xiao Luo, if you want to have surgery, I can help." Fan Dongkai whispered.
"It's a mess here, don't do it for now." Luo Hao sighed, but when he thought of sharpening the knife and not cutting wood, Luo Hao could only skip the operation for the time being, and briefly sort out the messy environment first.
"And you're going to summon a pack of wild dogs?" Fan Dongkai asked with a smile.
"yes, or else." Luo Hao smiled, "The most basic order must be guaranteed, otherwise we will do the operation while the patient who has completed the operation outside is raped, Lao Fan, can you imagine what the scene is?" ”
"......" Fan Dongkai was speechless.
Luo Hao waited while coiling the ocelot.
After more than twenty minutes, the wild dog showed its head.
It seemed to be a little afraid of the ocelot coiled next to Luo Hao and didn't dare to come over.
Luo Hao patted the ocelot and got up to "communicate" with the wild dog.
Fan Dongkai really didn't know what Luo Hao had experienced in the past, he was able to communicate with Indian wild dogs basically without barriers.
However, the communication with patients and their families was not as smooth as it is now.
Man is not as good as a model of a dog? Fan Dongkai's mind is ethereal.
Soon, the head dog began to patrol with a few wild dogs, as if they were police dogs.
Even the police dog didn't seem to be so easy to speak, and Fan Dongkai looked at the scene in front of him blankly.
Otherwise, I'll kneel too.
A thought suddenly floated out of Fan Dongkai's mind.
But the next second, after Fan Dongkai saw the well-behaved wild dog, he tried his best to shatter this thought.
I can't wag my tail in front of Luo Hao and beg for mercy!
You have to have your own dignity!
Fan Dongkai emphasized in his heart.
It's great that I won't return to China in the future, no matter how good the opportunity is; I don't go to some world-level annual meetings, otherwise I will definitely run into Luo Hao; Even top-of-the-line ......
The more Fan Dongkai thought about it, the more unpleasant it became.
On the one hand, it is what countless doctors dream of, and on the other hand, it is their own persistence.
Which one to choose?
Fan Dongkai glared at Luo Hao viciously.
But then the head dog seemed to sense something, and glanced back at Fan Dongkai.
Fan Dongkai's PTSD suddenly attacked, and he stared down at the ground in disdain.
It's amazing!
I never thought that before I came to India, I thought that this would be my home field, but in fact, this place has already become Luo Hao's home field, and in less than a day, Luo Hao has organized a wild dog patrol, and he has also summoned a fierce leopard cat as a bodyguard.
In the sky, if he had known that Luo Hao was so capable, he would not have accepted the "gambling contract" if he was killed.
Fan Dongkai had already passed the moment of tears in the wind, his heart was at a loss, his mind was blank, and he didn't know what he was going to do next.
Calling Professor Luo, as if in China, doesn't seem to be difficult.
This idea became clearer and clearer in Fan Dongkai's mind, and after a few entanglements, Fan Dongkai didn't seem to resist this idea.
How can you say kneeling when you do surgery?
This is called the cooperation of a genius practitioner, and this is called devoting himself to the rolling torrent and the tide of the world.
It's called!
Go with the flow!!
"Old Fan, what do you want?"
I don't know how long it took, Luo Hao came back.
The wild dogs were patrolling in a good way, and they were much more bold when they were in the pack, so that they didn't turn around and run away when they saw the ocelot.
The ocelot, on the other hand, lies on a tree, as if ignoring everything.
"Luo ...... Xiao Luo. Fan Dongkai barely grinned, "When are we going to have surgery?" Someone once told me that India was extremely inefficient, and I thought it was deliberately hacking India, but I didn't expect them to be like this here. ”
"Brocade said to give me a few nurses and assistants, what time is it."
Fan Dongkai was also a little helpless.
"Don't wait for Brocade, Chen Yong's side has already been arranged." Luo Hao said.
"Huh!?" Fan Dongkai was stunned.
Luo Hao helped himself, is his behavior considered a "capital enemy"?
Thinking of this, Fan Dongkai was overwhelmed with grief.
He has always regarded Luo Hao as an opponent, but Luo Hao didn't take himself seriously at all, and people came to have surgery.
In Luo Hao's eyes, he didn't exist at all, and he had long been defined as an "assistant" and a "member of the medical team".
Fan Dongkai didn't speak, and Luo Hao didn't have the idea of chatting with him. Seeing that there were wild dogs patrolling, the venue was quieter, and there were fewer covetous eyes, and Luo Hao was also very happy.
Ten minutes later, Chen Yong appeared in Luo Hao's field of vision.
Luo Hao raised his hand to greet him.
"Well, I'm not here with you, can I?" Chen Yong asked with a smile.
"Look at the wild dogs on patrol." Luo Hao said lightly, "Believe it or not, they can chase you to the edge in the next second?" If you have the ability, you can perform an imperial sword flight for me. ”
Chen Yong's face changed, and he smiled, "Just kidding, you really take it seriously, it's boring." ”
"How's that on your side?" Luo Hao didn't continue to talk about this topic.
"Very good." Chen Yong said, "I am contacting the director of Narayana Hospital, and I will be here soon." Before......"
"You don't need to tell me about your affair, I just need Narayana Hospital to cooperate with my surgery." Luo Hao said categorically.
"Oh, you really don't know how to enjoy life at all. On this hot day, there is no air conditioning, you have to wear a lead suit for surgery, and there is a bag in the skull? ”
"You learned this sentence in Qingcheng Mountain? Is it the only gain of auditing for a year? Luo Hao asked.
While chatting, a group of people hurried over.
The man at the head was about 50 years old, with a white beard and a decent dress.
He was followed by a dozen nurses.
Luo Hao stood up and prepared to explain the situation to the people at Narayana Hospital.
But in the blink of an eye, the people who followed the man came to Luo Hao, knelt down in an orderly manner, walked to Luo Hao, and kissed Luo Hao's feet.
"!" Luo Hao was taken aback.
"Jumping" in the real physical sense.
"They are low-caste pariahs, what are you afraid of? I'm used to it. Chen Yong said.
As soon as he finished speaking, a cold gaze fell on him.
(End of chapter)
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