Corpse chaser
The old forest in the deep mountains passed by, rested for a while, and squinted for a while to chase away the corpses
It rained, and I stepped into the pit one by one, and brought up mud and two pants with a pipe.
The old man held the flag, one foot deep and one foot shallow, snorting in his mouth, scolding this son of a bitch for raising the broken weather, just walking in the deep mountains and old forests that are uninhabited in the past few days, but it has rained heavily in the past few days.
What's the matter, is it better to drive corpses in the deep mountains and old forests and rain in the rain?
The old man was a corpse chaser, whose ancestral home was Xiangxi, and this time he smuggled a group of corpses from the western border.
The old man doesn't like foreign corpses, he can't grind his granddaughter, and he scolds this little miscellaneous hair that worships foreign charm, and even drives away a Western ghost, and he is diligent and diligent in the mud one foot after another.
Walking over in the middle of the night, I don't know how many falls I had, and the ghost corpses standing in rows behind him were bouncing, but they walked more steadily than the old man like him. As soon as he finished speaking, with a snap, an old foreign ghost fell a dog and ate, and he couldn't touch it for a long time.
The old man had to walk back to help the corpse up, and this time he simply followed the corpse.
In recent years, the investigation has been strict, and the trafficking of corpses is a crime, so you can only go deep in the mountains and old forests to avoid those places that may be inhabited.
After walking for another night, the old man really couldn't walk, there was a small mound in front of him, and there was an inscription that couldn't see what words were engraved, the old man bowed, "Old brother, my little old man really can't walk when he passes by, I want to rest at the door of the house, don't blame the old brother!" ”
After saying that, the old man took off his things and leaned against the tombstone, and the corpses he drove also found a tree root to lean on, and stood straight for the vigil as if they were tied to a tree.
The old man fell asleep and dreamed.
In the dream, an old gentleman with a fortune-telling banner and a pot of tea sat in front of him.
The old man looked around at the white expanse, only his row of imported corpses stood together, consciously fell into a dream, and made a gesture to the old gentleman, the old gentleman waved his hand, and the two sat on the chessboard.
"Does my brother know how to play chess?"
"I understand a little"
The two of you, one for me and the other, the old man went slowly, and the old gentleman seemed to know every step he took, quacking and killing.
It's another game.,The old man lost.,The old man twisted the Sichuan eyebrows.,This ghost has always been able to read consciousness.,It's not a card bug.,It's been pressing him all the time.。
The bullying is too much, they are all old and dead, and they also bully the next generation.
He thought in his head, and the old gentleman laughed out loud when he noticed it.
"Brother, this is a foreign corpse from the west, in the early years, when I was still alive, I also went to the west to wander around, there are many novelties there, but just like that, it can't compare to our own things."
"When I went back then, I also brought an apprentice with me, and I made a fortune in the West, but I got sick on the way back, and I was so sick that I couldn't walk. My little apprentice buried me here, and the stone was carved by him, and his hand was not strong enough, and the carving was a little blurry. ”
"I'm in this deep mountain and old forest day after day, I don't know how long it has been, my little apprentice doesn't know what's going on, I don't know if I've arrived home safely when I'm out of the house, this is the first time he's walked a long way alone, and I don't know if there was any accident."
"Little apprentice, very well-behaved, his home is in a village in the west of Hunan Province, he has followed me to learn fortune-telling since he was a child, he is a little stupid, and his hands and feet are diligent..."
"We said that we would make a lot of money and go back to carry forward the fortune-telling industry, and raise apprentices and grandchildren, after all, the world knows that we are in this industry, with five disadvantages and three shortcomings... It's not easy to have money..."
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Xu is an old ghost for too long and no one has spoken, the old man just listened to such an old gentleman who told fortunes before his death, where is he wearing Western glasses, horn, horn... It's really good to be a horn horn! The old man thought.
This fragmented thought is the three poles of the sun.
When the old man woke up, the sun was out, and the bright heat made his body warm.
The walking corpses, which were originally wet, were also dried in the sun at the moment.
The old man patted the tombstone on the shoulder, "Brother, if I pass by, I will definitely show you your little apprentice and tell him that you want him to think about it." ”
After the old man said this, he left, and when he walked halfway, he found that the corpse talisman on his body was gone, and when he thought of something, he turned back again, and the corpse talisman was sticking to the grave at the moment, and it circled in a circle.
It seems to have a few big words written on it, take me away, take me away.
The old man smiled happily, and the folds of the old face all lost his eyes.
"You old brother, you're really naughty! That's it! ”
The old man picked up a large wooden stake and dug up the mound with sticks.
One of the corpses inside had rotted bones, the bones had turned yellow, and the flesh was basically gone, so there was only such a dry skeleton left, and it had been some years since it died. If he can find his apprentice, I'm afraid he will be dying at this moment.
Originally, he wanted to ride the corpse away in a young age, but he didn't want it to have withered like this, so the old man had to take a tattered garment, stuff the bones into it one by one, put it away, and tie it on his back.
The old man couldn't see it, and the old gentleman followed him, and at last he was so happy that someone moved for him. The unfilial disciple who had not come to see him once in many years, he could finally go to him.
Along the way, avoiding the customs and stations, all of them were uninhabited, and the old man was basically hungry, and people were almost too hungry to walk.
The old gentleman is worried!
This little old man won't die halfway through! He hasn't seen his little apprentice yet, and he doesn't know if the disciples and grandchildren have saved enough for a big nest now.
Fortunately, after walking for a few miles, the old man was finally about to shake people.
The old man took out his mobile phone and charged the power bank, turned on the last grid of the power bank, and the old man called his granddaughter, and after a while, the granddaughter drove someone to pick it up.
Seeing the burden on the old man's back, the granddaughter also took it by the way, and when she saw the old man and granddaughter, she was angry.
"I said I wouldn't let you go, you have to go by yourself, you have an old bone, I don't know what it looks like! In case you break a broken leg on the way, poke an old eye blind, and there is no signal on the mountain, I see how you can go home! ”
"I'm a lot older, and I'm still playing running away from home, and I'm going to you!"
The old man listened to his granddaughter's concerned swearing, smiling like a wrinkled old flower, and his granddaughter scolded him for his hippie smile, and he also loved to listen.
When people are old, they like to be scolded a lot, and they also enjoy the blessings of their children and grandchildren, which is the loss of this mouth.
The granddaughter touched the burden stiffly and abruptly, followed straight up, and a skull, and glanced at the old man, "Let you drive a corpse, you also dug people's graves!" Whose grave is this? Do you know someone? Look at these bones, hurry up and burn them, put them in the urn, and save a while for the police to arrest you. ”
The old man nodded, praising his granddaughter for thinking thoroughly, and the granddaughter patted the old man's shoulder, "Your old man shouldn't have looked down on that yellow flower girl and wanted to give you a secret marriage after death, right?" We can't do this kind of lack of morality! ”
The little old man quenched, "Pull your!" It was this ghost who entrusted me to find someone for him, and I will go by myself in a while, and if there is nothing to eat in a hurry, I will starve to death. ”
"Well deserved!"
"You little bastard!" The old man chased after his granddaughter and kicked him, and everyone was accustomed to carrying the body to the coffin at the back of the truck.
The old man was full, and then went back on the road to find the fortune teller's apprentice after dinner, and the fortune teller's apprentice lived near the old man's ancestral house, just a dozen miles, and it would be there after a while.
The old man walked along the road, and the soul of the fortune teller floated with him.
The place arrived, but the house has been deserted, it can be seen that this house was once very magnificent, the old man pulled the elderly passers-by to ask, there is no one living in this house, the old lady waved his hand and said, "It's already deserted, when the master and apprentice went to the West, took away the entanglement of the family, but did not come back for a long time, the woman of the family went out to work and was looked down upon, forced to marry, and the child also went." ”
"And what about the family now? Didn't that little apprentice come back later? ”
The old man asked several times in a row, and they all said that the little apprentice had never come back, but he heard that the woman's baby stole things from other people's houses, and was later beaten to death, and the woman jumped into the well.
In this world, the girl is not having a good time, there is no man in the family, and she will be targeted sooner or later...
Someone mentioned the incident of the year, and pulled the fortune teller out and scolded him again.
The old man didn't speak, but this thing was really not about personnel, he couldn't see what the old gentleman's expression was, and even if he could, he didn't want to see it.
Maybe at this time, it should be more time for the old gentleman to be quiet.
That apprentice, I'm afraid something happened too, otherwise he shouldn't have come back after a trip, the old man sighed, this world, has always been undesirable, how many years, it has always been like this.