It's a mental hospital, but the people who live here are neuropaths who are imprisoned for life.

The people here, it's weird.

There is an old man, who is over seventy years old, he has long white hair, and he wears the uniform of a mental hospital and has the qi of a fairy wind and bones, but he is not a Taoist, he is a patient.

He fantasized that he was a Taoist chief, and when he was sixty-three years old, he was sent to a mental hospital, and he grew his long hair, which slowly turned white.

He spoke to the air every day, as if he had someone by his side.

Some medical staff wanted to help him go for a walk and bask in the sun, he shook his head and refused, righteous words, someone walked with him, no need to help, he would not fall, even if he really fell, he would be fine.

At first, the medical staff were rejected, and they would follow behind not far away in a muffled voice, but later found that the old man was in good health, and he no longer kept staring at him without any other unusual behavior except talking to the air.

is more in tune with the old man, and there is also a teenager who often meditates cross-legged on the grass for several hours until his legs are numb.

The young man said that he was Long Aotian, turning his hands into clouds and covering his hands for rain.

The boy said that he was imprisoned, sealed, and had to meditate every day, so he could not walk with the old man and his companions.

Every time the medical staff came to this couple, they would feel nervous, but fortunately, the young man called himself Long Aotian, who seemed to have the magical power of laughter, which reduced the panic of many medical staff.

Yes, this one. Because the two neuropaths both admitted the existence of the third person, if the medical staff did not admit it, they would be excluded, and the two people would not obediently take the pill of cultivating immortals, so over time, the medical staff also collectively tacitly recognized the existence of the third person, and there was one more medicine.

At first, I was a little uncomfortable, but later... And get used to it.

There is also a female teacher who lives here, and this teacher likes to do tai chi.

"A watermelon cut in half, you half, I half..."

The female teacher likes to stay in the shade of the grass, and occasionally when she is tired, she will dig a pit from the ground to catch earthworms, and then give it to the female nurse, saying that it is Cordyceps, and now she is spiritually revived and alive. Then he urged the female nurse to quickly take it and cook the medicine, and everyone ate it and flew up together.

Long Aotian and the white-haired uncle shook their heads, and often advised her, "Cultivating immortals must be down-to-earth, how can you take such a crooked and evil way!" If you cultivate it in this way, it is unstable. ”

The little nurses were forced to hold the earthworms in their hands and listened to the debate with pale faces, and later, the nurse who took care of the female teacher became a male nurse.

On one occasion, the female teacher dug up the earthworm again and gave it to the temporary male nurse.

The male nurse lifted the frame of her glasses, and said to the female teacher with an earthworm in a serious and righteous manner, "Master, this cordyceps sinensis has a spirituality, and it will soon become a human being, we are nuns, we can't kill!" ”

When the female teacher heard this title and identity, she was silent for a long time.

Later, the medical staff heard the female teacher say, "There is a miscellaneous person who is crazy, and the miscellaneous person recognizes her as a master and calls her a nun. That man is clearly a man! ”

Then the medical staff who followed saw the four of them, and secretly observed the male nurse from time to time, never taking the male nurse's words seriously, never thinking about it, and being considerate.

Apart from...

The male nurse took the pill and presented it to the four of them, and he handed them one by one, staring at the four of them with a smile on his face.

The female teacher took advantage of the male nurse's inattention and secretly stuffed it into the pocket of her clothes.

The white-haired, long-haired old man pretended to swallow it, but in fact, he hid it behind his back in the palm of his hand and threw it to the ground.

The cross-legged teenager ate it and quickly spit it out as the male nurse stared at the other three.

And the other person who was with the white-haired old man as a companion did not accept it directly.

The little nurses followed behind, watching the young handsome intern's expression gradually crack, and snickered.

Since that time, the person who delivered the pill has become the little nurse before.

The female teacher no longer catches earthworms for the female nurse to take to alchemy, but she will also secretly catch earthworms and stuff them into her clothes pockets, and carefully observe the surroundings.

Fortunately, the female teacher only fed the cordyceps sinensis and did not eat it secretly, that is, every time the aunt who washed the clothes had to bother to take out her clothes pocket and throw the earthworm into the flower pond downstairs.

The male nurse is very gregarious, he likes the white-haired old man the most, although the old man doesn't like him with a bad brain, but after refusing a few times and finding that he can't drive away, he is used to walking with one more person, so the team has changed from four people to five people.

The male nurse intern was a new college graduate, and because he was the only one who could be allowed to walk with the white-haired old man, he quickly turned right.

It's just that when he turned positive, the dean once instructed him, "Don't get too deep into the play, and maintain the basic respect for normal people's living habits!" ”

The male nurse nodded, and began to mix with the four people, who accepted him very much except that they didn't take the pills given by the male nurse.

The female teacher would secretly stuff the cordyceps sinensis she raised to him, and told him not to let people find out, if the miscellaneous people found out that she was secretly hiding, they would definitely steal her spiritual things.

The male nurse nodded righteously, and since then he has started the road of raising earthworms, and the earthworms that come to the mad mental hospital have become spiritual creatures that he raises, so he has been super recognized by the female teacher, and finally became the apprentice of the female teacher.

Long Aotian saw that he was very talented, so he taught him the way of meditation.

Another day, another patient came.

A patient looking for Qin Shi Huang.

He said that his name was Wang Jian and that he was looking for the First Emperor, Fusu, Li Si...

When the white-haired old man appeared in front of him, he looked at the white-haired old man's side who had been chattering all day, "Immortals! Immortals, please give you the art of immortality! ”

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