154 Which way did the gods teach Luo Hao to organize language like this?
Luo Hao bit a cigarette, squinted his eyes, and wrote medical records at a rate of 120 words a minute.
Although it can't reach the level of a tentacle monster, it is still extremely fast.
Chen Yong played with his mobile phone, with the thumbs of both hands with afterimages, constantly switching interfaces, and I don't know how many people were chatting with at the same time.
Meng Liangren stood cautiously behind Luo Hao.
He has thick eyebrows, big eyes, and a righteous face, and looks like a tutor supervising students.
It's just that.
Meng Liangren had already been stunned by what Luo Hao had written, and looked at the medical records in a daze.
Is that really good?
Luo Hao writes very quickly, but when he checks it after writing, he is extremely slow.
Words are carefully considered and extremely cautious.
With a slight modification, the revised sentence became sharper and sharper in Meng Liangren's opinion.
Every word of the medical record is pointed at Director Pei.
"Doctor Meng, you look at the medical records once, that's about it, and the medical records you write in the future can reach this level, even if you can't do surgery, the medical team will have a place for you." After Luo Hao finished the inspection, he let out a long breath and said to Meng Liangren.
“!!!”
Meng Liang felt a burst of joy in his heart, but then he lost his mind.
I can do it myself, but to achieve Professor Luo's level, it takes a whole day to write a medical record, and I never have the ability to write a medical record in half an hour.
In terms of the number of patients in the medical group, no one can afford to write a patient's medical record a day by a doctor who specializes in writing medical records.
After coming here for half a day, seeing an operation, seeing a diagnosis, and witnessing the writing of a medical record, Meng Liangren was already kneeling.
is not kneeling on the head of the professor of the first hospital of the medical university, but kneeling in front of Luo Hao's ability to be ashamed.
It's no wonder that people can become professors at Concord at a young age.
"Teacher Luo, I can't write it." Meng Liangren told the truth.
"Don't worry, you write first, I'll point you out the problem, pay attention next time. The speed will get faster and faster, rest assured. Luo Hao comforted.
Meng Liangren's thick eyebrows relaxed.
"Teacher Luo, do you really want to be so sharp? Isn't it bad. Meng Liangren asked.
"Oh no, I think it's okay." Luo Hao said with a smile.
"Why?"
Luo Hao didn't speak, stood up and stretched his waist.
"What's the matter, Lao Meng, why are you 100,000 thousand?" Chen Yong put away his mobile phone, walked over and glanced at the medical records, "Didn't you see Luo Hao and Director Feng eye-to-eye at that time?" ”
“……”
"Director Feng wants to use us to knock Director Pei, and the medical director wants him to accept a patient, and he pushes back and stops, this kind of problem can't be used to."
"There can only be one voice in the medical team, and the same goes for the hospital."
"If the patient has a problem, he will accept it first, and when he is in the emergency department, he will be pushed and blocked, and it will be okay, but what if there is something to delay the rescue? You can't get used to this kind of stinky disease. ”
Chen Yong explained.
"Not necessarily." Luo Hao smiled and said, "Collective discussion is still necessary, Director Feng is worried that I am in the limelight, and someone will not like it, so I will find an opportunity to tell everyone in advance." ”
"Mu Xiu Yu Lin? Isn't that supposed to be with a tail between it? ”
"Before clamping the tail, you have to show your claws, otherwise you will be more aggrieved. It's okay, there is Director Feng to help weigh the proportions in this. Moreover, Director Pei's level is a little worse, so he should be reminded. ”
Meng Liangren sat down silently and began to read the medical records.
Words are like knives, Luo Hao described the situation at that time, mainly focusing on the contradiction between Luo Hao's diagnosis and Director Pei's refusal.
The medical records are excellently written.
Although Meng Liangren watched Luo Hao type it out word by word, but at this time, when he looked at it again from the beginning, Meng Liangren read it at once.
The medical record written by Luo Hao is different from others, it is not boring at all, especially in the eyes of doctors with professional knowledge, this medical record is wonderful.
From shallow to deep, look at the lively inside; Those who look at the doorway, between the lines are doorways.
What is written in this medical record......
After Meng Liangren read it once, he burst into tears.
I thought I could write it, but it was a waste of time. If you grit your teeth, it may not be impossible.
But now that he reads the whole book, Meng Liangren knows that he will not be able to write such a beautiful medical record in his next life.
This is writing medical records, it is simply a script for writing a mobile phone skit.
In the outpatient and emergency medical record written by Luo Hao, Director Pei is the villain, and Luo Hao did not use a superfluous word to describe how evil, stubborn, and shameless the villain is.
Under the role of the villain, the patient can only be admitted to the interventional ward and have cystography done in the interventional catheterization laboratory.
When the results of the cystography come out, as a background, the villain's evil is undoubtedly exposed.
"Gone." Chen Yong saw that Meng Liangren was in a daze, and walked over and kicked on the foot of the chair.
"Huh?!"
"A medical record, what's so good-looking, there will be a time for you to write vomit in the future." Chen Yongdao.
"This medical record ...... It's so well written. Meng Liangren said curtly.
"Harm, you haven't seen my master's medical records, that's what is called good-looking."
"Huh? What about your master? ”
"My master? What's so good about this work, my master went to write the script, surrounded by beautiful women, my master wrote it. ”
Meng Liangren was stunned.
I didn't expect that there would be so many stories in the little medical team.
"Doctor Meng, go have a bite to eat, if you want to see it, come back and talk about it."
"Good, good."
"Doctor Meng, you are in good shape, wear my white clothes, and Director Shen's wash will be sent back." Luo Hao glanced up and down at Meng Liangren, "The cabinet key will give you one." ”
"Teacher Luo, this is not appropriate, it is not suitable."
"You're welcome, it's all your own. Besides, I don't have any valuables in the cabinet, so I'm not afraid of losing them. Luo Hao threw Meng Liangren a key, changed his clothes and got into the car again.
This time, Meng Liangren kept his mouth shut, but he didn't dare to talk nonsense, what to put 3,000 yuan, otherwise the car would not be able to be stolen and the case would not be opened.
"Luo Hao, why are you and Director Feng so tacit?"
"I've been to India once, if I don't have a tacit understanding, wouldn't India go in vain? Isn't the stomach in vain? Luo Hao said with a smile.
In the rearview mirror, Luo Hao saw Meng Liangren's thick eyebrows and frowned.
"Dr. Meng, what's the problem?"
Meng Liangren hesitated.
"To put it bluntly, they are all members of the medical team, although you are temporary, you are also a member of the medical team, which reduces the cost of communication."
"Teacher Luo, is it so tough, okay?" Meng Liangren whispered.
"He smiles, his eyes are full of kindness, his ears never listen to right and wrong, and his mouth never speaks ill of people." Chen Yong suddenly said, "And he respects all things in the world, this kind of person ......?"
Meng Liangren's spirits perked up.
Isn't that saying that Dr. Chan must be boasting about himself.
"This kind of person generally does not have good luck, but will have a very unsatisfactory life."
"Huh?!"
Meng Liangren, the old ruler in his thirties, was a little unconvinced by the hairy boy in his twenties.
Chen Yong was too jumpy, and what he said sounded particularly unreliable.
"The people around me take kindness as timidity and dare not face reality. How do you say it in our Northeast dialect? When encountering soft persimmons, who doesn't want to pinch a handful. ”
Luo Hao smiled slightly.
"It's just a matter of facts, not tough." Luo Hao said.
"......" Meng Liangren remembered Luo Hao described by his classmates.
Be kind to others, but not be kind to others.
After people leave, some departments will set off firecrackers to celebrate.
Now, Meng Liangren finally understood a little bit.
"The most basic concept of right and wrong still needs to be there, doctor, food is the original sin. If you don't say it, I won't say it, Director Pei still thinks he's awesome. I tapped him, and he would always think of me if he was arrogant in the future. ”
"Teacher Luo, won't there be any trouble?"
"Good people let Director Feng do it, what can he, a director of urology, do to me. Besides, no one wants to destroy their future. ”
Meng Liangren didn't know what to say.
Luo Hao and Chen Yong have the same three views, but their three views are incompatible with these.
No wonder he has been an old ruler all his life.
Wait and see, Meng Liangren thought to himself.
"People who don't read are easy to be fooled; People who read a lot are easy to read. Doctor Meng, don't worry, Boss Chai once said that the biggest weakness of a scholar is that the world is reasonable. ”
"Huh?"
"Therefore, doctors have no status, and among all the ministries, the former Ministry of Health and the current Health Commission have the lowest status."
……
The resident manager of the urology department received a call from the head of the interventional department.
After seeing the medical records, reading the medical records, and reading them again, the boss of the urology department had his eyes hooked, and the whole person became a fool.
Can medical records still be written like this?
Isn't this going to be a death!
"Mr. Wei, you hurry up and call Director Pei." The general manager of the interventional department said helplessly, "I heard that Professor Luo said that there will be a meeting tomorrow and the relevant departments will study." If you take out this medical record, you ......."
Mr. Wei thought so, picked up his mobile phone and walked out of the office to report to Director Pei.
"What?" Director Pei was already lying down, but he jumped up directly after hearing Mr. Wei's report.
"How could he write that!"
Listening to Director Pei jumping up as if he had been stepped on his tail and yelling on the other side of the phone, Mr. Wei smiled helplessly.
"Director, what shall we do?"
"What to do? Cold! Director Pei roared angrily, and then scolded a series of swear words, "&*%¥#......"
He didn't know what to do.
Director Pei couldn't figure out what Luo Hao meant, so he had no choice but to put on his clothes again and drive to the hospital.
Just now, Mr. Wei only said a few words, and Pei Yingjie felt as if his tail had been stepped on. After decades of medical practice, he realized that something was wrong.
Director Pei had already smelled a smell of conspiracy from Director Feng Zixuan and Director Feng.
I didn't expect the blow to come so quickly, less than 3 hours after the patient's cystography ended, and everyone's medical records were written.
What kind of bullshit medical record, Mr. Wei said a few words on the phone and then didn't know what to say.
Get out of the car and stride back to the ward.
Director Pei's work number can see the medical records of other wards in his own ward, and he doesn't have to go to the interventional department like Mr. Wei.
Turn on the computer, enter the interventional department, find the patient according to the diagnosis, and click to enter.
The first time the course of the disease was recorded, it looked normal, and nothing happened.
"Xiaowei, I think it's okay on the first trip? You just got into a rage? Director Pei called and asked.
"Director, it's not an inpatient medical record, it's an outpatient and emergency medical record!"
Emergency Medical Records?!
Director Pei had no choice but to open the emergency port again and find the patient according to his name.
Clicking on the medical record, Director Pei was dumbfounded.
Emergency medical records are usually scribbled in three or five lines, but I didn't expect this patient's medical record to be written in 5 pages.
Page 5!!
Thousands of words!!
Director Pei began to look at it from the beginning.
Ten minutes passed in a flash.
Director Pei didn't realize that time passed so quickly.
The medical records are written very smoothly, one scene after another, the words are simple and not fancy, but between the lines, they write their own stubbornness clearly and clearly.
Which immortal taught Luo Hao to organize language like this?!
Director Pei was already out of anger and couldn't speak.
This young professor has long been famous in the entire First Hospital of the Medical University, and Director Pei has never been in contact with it before, but when he came into contact with it once, Director Pei immediately knew that it was amazing.
He had never seen anyone in his life write such an awesome medical record.
Director Pei almost didn't cry.
On this medical record, a meeting will be held tomorrow and circulated by the relevant departments.
Gynecology, Obstetrics, Urology, Renal Medicine, Emergency, Critical ......
Dozens of people have a medical record, and everyone sees this kind of fairy language organization, how do you see yourself!
Director Pei was furious, he wanted to find fault and prepare in advance.
Isn't it a battle between words? Who is afraid of who!
After carefully reviewing the medical records again, Director Pei was stunned, like a sculpture.
There is nothing wrong with the medical records written by Luo Hao!
At least Director Pei didn't see anything wrong!!
That's impossible!
As a veteran clinician, Director Pei knows very well that as long as he wants to find faults, he has never seen a medical record with no faults in his life.
No way, it must be that I didn't pay attention.
Director Pei restarted the inspection.
Looking at it word by word, I don't know how long it took, he rubbed his sour eyes, and sat down in his chair weakly.
No problem, there is no problem with the whole medical record at all, even if you wear colored glasses, you can't see anything wrong.
Luo Hao's medical records can no longer be distinguished and divided by clinical A, B and C.
This is a standard textbook medical record.
Moreover, every word in the medical record is an accusation of his own arrogance, misdiagnosis and mistreatment, but he is stubborn.
Director Pei had countless idioms flashing in his mind, and he never thought that one day these idioms would be used on himself.
I want to cry without tears.
How could Luo Hao's medical records be written so well!
Director Pei was a little confused.
Suddenly, he remembered one thing - this is not a medical record, but an academic paper!!
Luo Hao treats himself as if he were an opponent in an academic dispute, rigorous and sharp, sharp and sharp, sharp but undisguised, sharp!
This is the text!
Director Pei didn't know what he was capable of, and how he could be worthy of this kind of article.
Trembling and picking up the phone, Director Pei dialed Feng Zixuan's number.
"Lao Pei, you'd better really have a valid reason for emergency first aid and having to be the director of the medical department to come forward." Feng Zixuan's voice was calm and deep.
Around him, there are women complaining.
!
Director Pei woke up from the medical record and took a closer look at the time.
Half past three in the morning!
No, it's clear that it's not 22 o'clock when I came, why is it half past 3 in the morning?!
"Director Feng, right...... Right...... I'm sorry. ”
"What the hell is going on!" Feng Zixuan spoke a little louder, and he could hear that he was already annoyed.
Even Feng Zixuan didn't expect that he just wanted to knock Director Pei, but he ...... in the middle of the night No, he called himself at 3:30 a.m.
What the hell!
If he knew this, Feng Zixuan felt that he would definitely give up the idea of beating Director Pei.
A Pei Yingjie is not as good as a good night's dream.
"Calm down and speak well." Feng Zixuan suppressed his anger and asked coldly, "Something?" ”
"Director Feng, I've been watching Luo ...... The professor wrote the emergency medical record, and he didn't notice that it was so late. ”
This is the same as Feng Zixuan's guess.
"The medical records are a bit exaggerated, look at ......"
"Oh, that's an exaggeration." Feng Zixuan yawned, "Then when we have a meeting tomorrow, I will criticize him." ”
Pei Yingjie on the other side of the phone was silent for a few seconds.
"Director Feng, it's my fault for this today, and I apologize to you."
"What's the matter?"
Pei Yingjie was silent, and then said astringently, "Director Feng, I am indeed ...... in terms of the patient's diagnosis."
"I'll talk about it tomorrow, call me at half past three in the morning and tell me about such a big." After Feng Zixuan finished speaking, he hung up the phone and fell asleep.
Director Pei was stunned with his mobile phone.
What did you do? Don't you just want to accept a patient who has nothing to do with your own department!
Maternal, discharged, normal bowel and bowel movements, massive ascites, acute renal failure.
These keywords are related to urology!
Director Feng Zixuan, Director Feng, as for being so popular!
Sleepless nights.
Pei Yingjie's eyes were dark, and he had no energy.
It's not that he's afraid of medical disputes or medical malpractice. The First Hospital of the Medical University has done a good job of protecting doctors and nurses in this regard.
The main thing is that Director Feng Zixuan Feng is making a big fuss, he is worried about whether he has offended someone.
Early the next morning.
Pei Yingjie stood at the door of the infirmary half an hour before going to work and waited for Feng Zixuan.
It didn't take long to hear Feng Zixuan and people talking and laughing over.
Turning the corner, Director Pei suddenly saw that the person who was laughing with Director Feng was Luo Hao!
It's him!
It turned out to be him!!
In an instant, the word embarrassed appeared in Director Pei's mind.
"Hello Director Pei." Luo Hao's face was sunny, and he smiled and bowed slightly.
This action scared Pei Yingjie so much that he shuddered. Bladder contracture and almost ran out of urine.
What other insidious moves?!
"Director Pei, you wait for me for a while, and I'll report to Dean Jin." After Feng Zixuan finished speaking, he changed his clothes and went upstairs.
Only Luo Hao and Pei Yingjie were left in the office, and Pei Yingjie felt uncomfortable.
"Director Pei, you didn't sleep well yesterday? The circles under your eyes are so dark. Luo Hao asked.
Pei Yingjie's teeth itched with hatred, but when he thought of that medical record, he still softened.
"Professor Xiao Luo, there was indeed something wrong with my attitude yesterday. You...... You...... Don't mind. Pei Yingjie said, his nose sour.
Forget it, kneel, no shame.
If that outpatient and emergency medical record is put on the table, I will lose my adult.
"Huh? Director Pei, you ...... Aren't all the patients getting better? Luo Hao looked confused.
Pei Yingjie was stunned for a moment.
What is this?
Luo Hao's superb acting skills completely deceived the old cannon Pei Yingjie.
"What about your medical records?"
"What medical records? Oh oh oh, outpatient and emergency medical records. Luo Hao suddenly realized, "Isn't this the diversion of the infectious disease hospital, Director Shen got an old chief for me." The person is good, but he has hand hyperhidrosis, and he can't have surgery for the time being, so he is responsible for writing medical records in our group. ”
“???” Pei Yingjie looked at Luo Hao in a trance, looking at him with sincerity on his face, looking at him as if his whole body was bubbling with white holy light, and he couldn't force his eyes.
"Just in time, I wrote a medical record to make a sample, and asked him to write according to this medical record in the future." After Luo Hao finished explaining, he asked rhetorically, "What's wrong with that medical record, Director Pei?" ”
"......" Pei Yingjie was speechless.
Luo Hao scratched his head in confusion, and didn't seem to know what Pei Yingjie was talking about.
"Director Feng said that he would hold a medical record seminar."
"Harm." Luo Hao smiled, "Some time ago, Director Feng went to India with me, didn't he return to China early with diarrhea?" ”
"yes, I know."
"Maybe I saw the rigorous diagnosis and treatment style of my family's Xiehe, and I ...... here"
Luo Hao said, pointing his finger.
"I can't turn around for a while."
“!!!” Pei Yingjie was stunned.
It's true?
"But then again, yesterday that patient had to send ten or eight out of town to Xiehe every year." Luo Hao said with a smile, "A sudden large amount of ascites after childbirth, accompanied by acute renal failure, is not an incurable disease in Xiehe, and the hygienist can give ......."
When Luo Hao said this, he showed an embarrassed and leaky smile.
"Director Pei, it's all a trivial matter." Luo Hao directly changed the topic, "It's embarrassing to say. When I first went to the clinical clerkship, the teacher praised me for how good I was on the ECG. Then I floated, and a patient came, and after reading the ECG, I directly told people that it was rapid atrial fibrillation. ”
Pei Yingjie didn't sleep well all night last night, his brain couldn't turn around, he looked at Luo Hao in a daze, and his mind followed him.
"And then?"
"The teacher gave me a lecture, sinus rhythm, there are only P waves. Later, I went to apologize to the patient's family, but the patient's family kindly told me not to worry. ”
"Phew." Pei Yingjie sighed.
Luo Hao began to chat with Pei Yingjie until Feng Zixuan came back.
Feng Zixuan saw that Luo Hao and Pei Yingjie were chatting happily, and smiled slightly, "Xiao Luo, I have consulted with Dean Jin, if you think the doctor is comfortable, just stay, and Dean Jin will run the formalities for you." ”
"Thank you, thank you."
"You find time to report to Dean Jin yourself." Feng Zixuan smiled slightly.
"Isn't that undecided?" Luo Hao said, "I see that his basic surgical skills are very solid, and I am ready to see how the medical records are written." Chen Yong, don't look unreliable, writing medical records is very practical. ”
Is there really such a doctor?
Pei Yingjie was stunned.
He originally thought that Luo Hao was talking nonsense, but he didn't expect that Luo Hao and Feng Zixuan came in together early in the morning to ask Director Feng to probe Dean Jin's mouth.
"Okay, you look at it, contact more, don't pretend to be foolish."
"Thank you, Director Feng."
"Sorry, you're welcome, go get busy. By the way, for the afternoon medical record exchange, you can prepare and talk about the patient yesterday. Postpartum, massive ascites, acute kidney failure, and I'm still a little dizzy. ”
"Okay." Luo Hao bowed slightly, turned around and bowed to Pei Yingjie again, and then left.
Pei Yingjie was dewed.
"Director Pei." Feng Zixuan smiled, "Why did you call me last night?" ”
(End of chapter)