Chapter 332: Succubus! Succubus! (Super Invincible Small 2-in-1)

"Zhou Li, awesome."

For the first time, there was pure respect in Tang Guan's eyes.

It does not contain a series of complex emotions such as "abstraction, ridicule, ridicule, ridicule, sarcasm, contempt, explicit praise and debasement, and explicit and derogatory exaggeration", but simply expresses one's admiration.

It simply made Zhou Li disgusting.

"You tell me !!!!"

Just like the world-famous painting "The Scream", Zhou Li's entire line is distorted. He writhed his noodle-like body darkly, and roared under the shocked gaze of everyone:

"Who's your husband? Don't disgust me! ”

"My great husband, what's wrong with you?"

The white princess's voice is yin and yang, full of rhythm and infectious. She looked at Zhou Li and said sincerely: "You have nurtured our love crystallization and let it thrive, the little girl is very pleased!" ”

"You're a bird, I'm a human!"

Zhou Li pointed to his face with both hands and said in horror: "Don't talk nonsense! My innocent life can be ruined at the hands of a girl zombie or a beautiful girl or a young woman or a beautiful monster or a beautiful Chinese ghost story, but it must not be destroyed in the hands of birds! ”

"At the very least, it has to be a snake demon!"

Don't do that, I'm afraid.

Cen Shu couldn't complain.

"Love between races can be crossed."

The white princess said with tears in her eyes, "I don't care. ”

"Aminos!"

Because of Yun Baibai on the side, Zhou Li, who didn't want to scold, chose to automatically silence it. He put the bewildered Tang Guan in front of him as a shield, pointed at the white princess, and said viciously:

"Don't spew people, let me tell you, what I like is a beautiful girl with long legs and jade feet and a bright smile! It's not a big fat chicken like you who can't kick the arc! If you dare to slander my innocence again, I will roast you and feed Tang Guan! ”

"Is 111 really?"

Tang Wan said in surprise.

"I didn't let you deduct one."

Zhou Li patted Tang Guan, who didn't know when he learned this useless knowledge, and then stared at the white princess who was like a lightning strike.

"Ugh."

Sighing, the white princess's expression was a little confused. Obviously, a big white fat chicken belongs to the kind that is really hurt and has a critical hit.

"Is it the rebellious period?"

The white princess muttered to herself.

"Zhou Gongzi is calm! Calm down! ”

Holding the waist of the mad Zhou Li, Zhuge Qingding stayed in place, and dissuaded again and again: "It's still useful!" It also works! No, no, no! ”

"I'm going to kill it!"

The crazy Zhou Li's eyes were red, and he said angrily: "Chop! Cut! Marinate to taste! Grilled golden brown and crispy on both sides! I'm going to let it die!! ”

"Is 111 really, brother?"

Tang Guan was even happier.

After a while, Yun Baibai sat aside, gently stroking Zhou Li's head, comforting him not to be like a bird. Tang Wan was eager to try, just waiting for the next opportunity to deduct 1. Cen Shu sat expressionlessly, hoping that the blood would not splash on his face. And Xu Xuan began to observe who was the beautiful girl with long legs and jade feet and a bright smile, and Xu was pretending to be dead every day.

And Zhuge Qing and Zhu Qianyun took the half-dead Red Robin and the sober White Princess to change places, ready to ask about the Golden Snake Gu.

And the Black Hand Condor.

Zhou Li, who covered his face and felt that his innocence was inexplicably tarnished, wanted to cry without tears. He had thought that his innocence would be confiscated, and there was a high probability that he would win the kite, maybe it was a beautiful girl who was plotting against his body, and even Tang Guan, a brute, was not impossible.

But why is it a big fat chicken?

And how do you all seem to believe it?

Just when Zhou Li doubted life, Yun Baibai on the side comforted him softly, and when the others were watching the play, Zhu Qianyun and Zhuge Qing on the side also asked the ins and outs of the matter. It also summed up the general problem.

"Gongzi Zhou."

After a while, Zhuge Qing coughed with a somewhat embarrassed expression and said to Zhou Li: "If what the white princess said is not wrong..."

"You're really his husband."

“111111111”

Tang Guan's beautiful eyes lit up, and a trace of crystal water flashed at the corner of his ruddy mouth, and he seemed to be extremely hungry.

Throwing the poor-chested and extremely evil Tang Wan aside, Zhou Li stood up and resolutely prepared to kill the white princess.

"But Zhou Gongzi, you listen to me."

Zhuge Qing hurriedly stopped Zhou Li and explained: "Here's the thing..."

Soon, under Zhuge Qing's explanation, Zhou Li finally understood everything.

"You mean, they're the descendants of the Lucky Phoenix?"

Zhou Li pointed to the shy white princess on the side, and the other half-dead red Robin, and said in disbelief: "That's it?" ”

"It should be regarded as the hybrid of Phoenix in the Western Regions and Yonghuang of the Great Han."

Zhuge Qing corrected it, and then said slowly:

"Ban Chao once pacified the Western Regions with 36 people, reopened the Western Regions Protectorate, and made the countries of the Western Regions bow down to the Han Dynasty and become a state of their own. And when he was looking for the nation, he met a country. The country is called the Otsuki clan, and it is located in a desert and desolate place, surrounded by only a narrow oasis. According to Ban Chao's assumption, a country with such a bad geographical location must be impoverished and deeply harmed by desert ghosts and gods. ”

What Ban Chao didn't expect was that the Great Moon Country was not as desolate as he imagined, it was even more fertile than other Western Regions countries he had seen. The clear spring water, the fertile land where crops can grow by sowing seeds casually, and the cool wind and rain made Ban Chao and his party very puzzled. And when they met the monarch of the Otsutsuki clan, they understood everything. ”

In the palace of the Great Moon Kingdom, Ban Chao saw a divine bird as dazzling as a phoenix, which the locals called Phoenix. This divine bird has an immortal soul, and if the heart fire does not die, it will never die, and he has a gentle personality and a kind heart, so he has blessed the Great Moon Country for a hundred years, so that this land that was originally invaded by ghosts and gods can be stabilized. ”

After a pause, Zhuge Qing continued:

"But due to the location of the Great Moon Country in a desolate land, Phoenix has never seen her own kind, and no other divine bird has the right to touch her. She was worried that no one would be able to protect Dayue Country after her death, so she hoped that Ban Chao would find a partner for her in Dahan and give birth to offspring. ”

"Among the people who traveled with Ban Chao at that time, there happened to be a strange person named Jiuyue. He is handsome, but he has a good martial arts. He has repeatedly performed miraculous feats, survived a hundred battles, and bravely killed the enemy on the battlefield, winning the trust of Ban Chao.

After learning about Phoenix, the warrior named Jiuyue stepped forward and revealed his identity. He is one of the ancient auspicious rui, and he is also known as the Nirvana Divine Bird, Yonghuang, who was inspired by Ban Chao's deeds to follow him to the Western Regions. After learning of the plight of the Great Moon Country, in order to establish a friendship with the Great Moon Country, Yonghuang resolutely stood up and became Phoenix's partner. ”

After another pause, Zhuge Qing's expression was a little unspeakable, "Then, he and Phoenix gave birth to sixty-nine children. ”

"Fucking resolute! This kind of good deed is like dying generously, all shameless! ”

After learning that Phoenix's human form was a beautiful woman with blonde hair and blue eyes and silky skin like milk, Zhou Li indignantly said that he could do it too.

Among the sixty-nine descendants, Ban Chao took five offspring. They are White Princess, Red Robin, Black Popper, Rapid Yellow, and Cowardly Blue. At the same time, Ban Chao also received the blessing of Phoenix Erniao and transformed the slingshot that had always been by his side into a fixed armament. Then Ban Chao died, and the six divine birds leaning over the moon-shooting bow fell into a deep sleep until they woke up in the Beiliang Forest more than a hundred years later. ”

After a story comparable to storytelling, Zhuge Qing took the kettle handed to her by Zhou Li and took a sip, and then concluded:

"According to Princess Bai, the egg you took away in the Beiliang Forest back then was the spirit egg she had been hatching. According to the habits of the sacred bird, the male takes the egg to become the wife of the female. Coupled with the fact that you took away their main bone and the Moonshot Bow, they now recognize you as their master and can drive them to do whatever they want. ”

"Brother Zhou, don't let them commit suicide."

Zhu Qianyun smiled and blocked Zhou Li's mouth with words, "That's impolite." ”

"I didn't say okay."

Zhou Li said in a gloomy manner, of course he is not a demon, it is impossible to directly let the white princess commit suicide, this is too cruel.

He just wanted the white princess to be cleared of the Golden Snake Gu again while she was awake, to see if she dared to bark again.

"Meaning, they confessed the Lord?"

Zhou Li touched the back of his head, anyway, the white princess is a stupid bird, which is a spiritual attack, and he has nothing to worry about. But if you can accept these two stupid birds, with the upper eagle and the moon shooting bow, it will be an unexpected joy.

"You saved us, and you also hatched spirit eggs, and you should be recognized as Lord."

With a touch of royal water-like shyness, the white princess standing in the car window said shyly: "You are the destined husband of others, how can I refuse you?" ”

"Don't deduct 1, and then deduct it for you to deduct it first."

Zhou Li indifferently stopped Tang Guan, who was eager to try.

"But we want you to help us get our companions back."

Glancing at the red Robin, whose wings drooped and his tongue stuck out motionless, the white princess sighed:

"We were controlled by the Black-Hand Condor, who mistook you for enemies. And Rapid Yellow, Black Explosive Bomb and Cowardly Blue were also snatched away by him, and I don't know where to send them. Now that I think about it, if you hadn't rescued us from the Black Hand Condor, I'm afraid even the two of us... Alas. ”

With a sigh, the White Princess shook her head and said, "So, I hope you can help us find our companions. And only when the five of us birds get together can the moon bow be fully played. ”

"I've got a hexagram."

Zhuge Qing looked at Zhou Li and said bluntly: "Those three birds were captured by the snake demon. ”

"It's her again..."

Zhou Li seemed to have become accustomed to it, frowned, and said slowly: "What I don't understand is why Madam Golden Snake would leave the two of you and take the three of them away. ”

"Maybe it has something to do with the ability of their three birds."

The White Princess thought for a moment and explained, "When we were invaded by the monsters, Black Bomb, Rapid Yellow, and Cowardly Blue smashed those monsters to pieces, and they probably took a fancy to their three birds' abilities, so they took them away. ”

"What about the two of you?"

Zhu Qianyun asked curiously.

"My ability is not in combat, I have inherited my mother's reborn traits."

The white princess scratched her face and continued: "The eggs I lay can make the divine bird continue to resurrect in the eggs, even if it is crushed to pieces, it can be directly resurrected. Maybe in their eyes at the time, I would only lay eggs. Red Robin, on the other hand, was unlucky, and was captured by the Black Hand Condor before he could detonate before he was shot out for the first time. ”

I see.

Zhou Li and the others suddenly realized, and then they understood why it was the two of them who were left behind.

According to the White Princess, the Black Blaster can unleash a terrifying explosive effect, but it takes a long time to resurrect. After the rapid yellow shot out, it can be accelerated many times, and the fastest can be thousands of meters per second. And the ability of Cowardly Blue is even more amazing, it can be split into three and shoot freely.

Although Red Robin appears to be the weakest, it has the shortest respawn time and the least costly. According to the White Princess, if Zhou Li can provide Lingqi, Red Robin can even be resurrected in a second, the main thing is a cheap consumable, and Red Robin also likes this feeling.

The new era of shaking M belongs to yes.

Since then, Zhou Li finally has his exclusive weapon. And what is pleasing to see is that his exclusive weapon is neither a gentleman's sword on the bad street, nor a machete with wide openings and closings, nor a bow and arrow with precision and lethality.

His exclusive weapon is called the "Pink Bird Slingshot", or "Pink Slingshot" for short.

No one dared to question his ability to name him, after all, no one knew if he had chosen it to give the enemy a blow to the heart. Of course, if someone asked whether it would be disrespectful to change the name of the ordnance in this way, Zhuge Qing and the others would only say one word.

It's nice to change the name, otherwise you don't want a projectile wrapped in gold, gunpowder, and fire oil to shoot out of the moonbow, right?

Zhou Li would only say one word.

Ban Chao did not make any comments.

Cen Shu looked at the white princess with a shy face on Zhou Li's left shoulder, and the half-dead red Robin on his right shoulder, and then looked at Joan of Arc who was studying the horse's hooves next to the carriage, Xu Xuan, who was staring at Joan of Arc curiously, and Xu Extrada, the rat in the carriage, and finally looked at himself.

Aren't we going to conquer youkai?

Why is a car full of youkai?

Looking at Zhou Li, who had already accepted his identity as the husband of the white princess and was ready to relive the pain of relieving the white princess at any time, the sprout of doubt began to gradually diffuse in Cen Shu's heart.

Is it possible...

It is hard for Cen Shu to imagine that an ordinary person can gather the lineup of "snake demons, zombie part-time horse girls, black cats, sky rats, paralyzed red birds, mentally handicapped white birds, incredibly strong Taoist priests, waste foragers, and royal nobles".

Is Zhou Li really a succubus?

Looking at Zhuge Qing, who was chatting happily with Zhou Li not far away, the doubts in Cen Shu's eyes became even deeper.

While quietly rubbing his calves, he seemed to be looking at his feet, and a suspicious flush appeared on his face from time to time, which confirmed Cen Shu's guess.

Zhou Li must be a succubus! (End of chapter)