Chapter 362: Get Up, Don't Kneel! (2-in-1)
"It's not that I disagree."
After feeling Liu Gong's murderous gaze, Ma Chenglong touched his head with a dry smile and said, "I just received a commission here, and I can't get out of it for the time being." โ
"What's more important than your niece?"
The classic master's speech appeared in Liu Gong's mouth.
"The prime minister sent someone to find me a few days ago."
Sighing, Ma Chenglong said helplessly: "He asked me to find a headless corpse, and the location is in Beiliang." The price he offered was not low, mainly because he promised me two Taibai poems, and I took them. โ
Ma Chenglong thought that after he finished saying this, his father would reprimand him for looking for a dead man, or order him to cancel the commission, and hurry up with him to teach Zhu Qianyun. But what Ma Chenglong didn't expect was that Liu Gong not only did not rush immediately, but fell into a strange silence at the same time as the young man.
Both of them had wonderful expressions.
Liu Gong's expression was full of expressions of "surprised, taken for granted, incomprehensible, indescribable, fuck, why". And Zhou Li is more magical.
He had a spring-like shyness that was disgusting.
"Where?"
Taking a deep breath, Liu Gong asked slowly.
"Huh?"
Ma Chenglong was stunned for a moment, and hesitated: "Throw... What's up? โ
"I didn't ask you."
Liu Gong glanced at Ma Chenglong, and then asked Zhou Li, "Where did you throw it?" โ
"There's a dirt bag next to the North Beam septic tank."
As if it were an encrypted call, Zhou Li replied.
"Alright, let's go."
Liu Gong's gaze fell on the stunned Ma Chenglong, and he said, "You have found the headless corpse." โ
"Ah?????????????h
Ma Chenglong was even more confused.
"The dirt bag next to the Beiliang septic tank is the body you are looking for."
Liu Gong paused and continued: "I know that you have professional ethics and can't disclose the specific situation, so I guess the headless corpse you are looking for is the son of the prime minister. So, now that you've found it, he tells you where the body is buried, and your mission is complete. โ
"No, wait a minute, isn't it, huh?"
Ma Chenglong stumbled a little, waved his hand, and said in disbelief: "How do you two know so clearly?" โ
"He cut off the head of the prime minister's son."
Pointing at Zhou Li, Liu Gong calmly burst out with a big job: "He knows best where that body is buried." โ
"Ah??????????????????h
Ma Chenglong was sluggish.
The explosion of this news is no less than that of a paralyzed wheelchair man who has been prostituting himself for three days without returning home.
"Don't be embarrassed."
Zhou Li sneered and said, "It's not cut." โ
Ma Chenglong breathed a sigh of relief.
"It was chopped down, the knife was not very sharp, and it almost didn't cut."
This breath kicked Ma Chenglong's brain.
"Write a letter to the Prime Minister now, and then come with us to teach Qianyun to control the dragon."
Liu Gong said stiffly.
"Ahh Okay?ยท Good. โ
Ma Chenglong, whose brain was down, replied mechanically, and then a harrier rolled over and fell to the chair next to him, picked up the pen, spread out the paper, and did not move.
"Can you change your story?"
After a while, Ma Chenglong pleaded and said, "I can't write [Your son's body is buried next to the dung pit], it's not good." โ
"Then you tell him that the corpse walks fifty-seven miles south of Taixue, sees the card, turns right eight miles, meets a double fork, turns right for five miles at the end of the left mile, turns right for five miles, and then looks for a soil bag, walks backwards five miles to the end, turns right for one mile, and goes eight miles to the double fork, and then turns left to see the card and walks fifty-seven miles to the north, turns a hundred miles, and goes to the side of the dung pit."
Zhou Li said that Ma Chenglong wrote, and in the end, the pen and people were stiff.
"Does it make a difference?"
Ma Chenglong wanted to cry without tears.
"This can trick him a little."
Zhou Li stepped forward happily, took out a seal engraved with "Zhou" and stamped it, and said, "Don't worry, if I cover this thing, he will understand that you were coerced by me." Don't worry, the hatred is all on me, and it can't burn you. โ
"How dare he?"
Liu Gong sneered and said: "A little prime minister, what has been abolished by Taizu, dare to argue with my Liu family?" Jackie Chan, even if you send a letter, I think he can help you? โ
Swallowing his saliva, Ma Chenglong thought about it, and silently put the letter into the mailbox on the side, the flying pigeon business will come to pick up the letter every day, so there is no need to go to the dart bureau to send the letter.
"Then we... Walk? โ
Ma Chenglong glanced at Liu Gong, it was obvious that Ma Chenglong respected this father from the bottom of his heart, but it was also a little weird. The two are like standard feudal father and son, there is friction, there is also concern for each other, and the unique sense of oppression of the feudal patriarch.
"Let's go."
Liu Gong nodded, and was just about to turn around and open the door, when he suddenly thought of something and said, "There is one more thing." โ
In an instant, Zhou Li saw the expression of "finally here" from Ma Chenglong's face.
"Didn't you pick up two rocks before? I've given him my piece, so you can use it for him first. โ
"Stones?"
Ma Chenglong was stunned for a moment, and then immediately reacted, "You are talking about a spell?" โ
"He can wield the power of spells."
Liu Gongtou said without looking back: "Instead of rusting in your hands, it is better to let it play its due role." โ
"Ahh
Looking at Liu Gong's distant back, Ma Chenglong nodded subconsciously. Then he looked at Zhou Li on the side and suddenly reacted.
"Can you drive a spell?"
Walking on the streets of Shangrao, Zhou Li looked at the sheep charm in his hand, and was a little confused for a while.
Why is there another piece?
Zhou Li suddenly felt that he seemed to have a different fate with these talismans, he could always find a talisman in a strange place, and it was not difficult. But these charms are not like immortal gourds, which can provide him with instant combat power, but they are very indispensable.
The Tiger Charm allowed Zhou Li to use Tang Guan at will, without worrying about the battle between the Immortal Qi and the Lingqi. The rat charm has helped him obtain important information many times, after all, people with a heart will be wary of people and even animals, but if you say that someone will be wary of the chair he sits on every day, it can only be said that this person is somewhat insane. The horse charm is more outrageous, it can only treat toothache and mouth ulcers, but without the horse charm, it will be difficult to solve the matter of Liu Gong being Lepu.
There is also the monkey charm, the seventy-two changes of the monkey charm look magical and useful, but the requirements for Zhou Li's psychological quality are too high.
Zhou Li still can't forget the terrifying scene when he almost ate in the toilet the next day after trying to change into a dog.
And now, the "out-of-body" sheep charm appeared in his hand again. But the problem is that when he harvested the seeds of the fairy gourd, the fate of the eight directions reminded him. Now that he has almost collected half of the spells, the old Deng of the Bafang Destiny Spinning still refuses to explode the gold coins.
What's going on...
Just as Zhou Li was thinking, the carriage they stayed on the official road also appeared in front of the three of them. Ma Chenglong changed into a neat and neat short coat, a robe that was not in the way, and he was carrying an extremely avant-garde backpack behind him.
The place where the carriage was parked belonged to a special "parking lot", and Zhou Li's carriage was parked in it. Although Liu Gong is ranked fourth, and even more than second-grade even if he counts the title, he is no different from an ordinary scholar and old man on weekdays, not to mention that he likes to eat garlic, so they didn't go to a special good place to park the carriage.
This, of course, begs another question. In other words, it leads to the existence of a Zhou Lichao who thinks about it and can't sleep at night.
Dude.
The cause of the matter is actually very simple, so simple that it makes Zhou Li burst into tears, and so simple that Tang Guan can understand it without explanation.
Yun Baibai, a beautiful and gentle girl who almost collects the advantages of Jiangnan women, will attract the attention of many people wherever she appears. And the scarce species of Beiliang are classic in other regions, and the children of the gentlemen will not be an exception.
Thirty minutes ago, Yun Baibai found that some of the food in the car suddenly disappeared for some reason, and she didn't know why Tang Guan puffed out his face like a hamster, holding Qianyun motionlessly as a thief. She felt that it was time for her to go to Shangrao to buy some food to prevent Zhou Gongzi from beating Tang Guan violently when he came back.
As for why Zhou Gongzi beat Guan'er...
I don't know in vain, I'm a stupid kid.
Humming a small tune softly, Yun Baibai said hello to everyone and then went to the street of the restaurant. The others didn't care too much, after all, Yun Baibai was also a Lingqi Master of the Five Realms, and there were very few people like Shangrao who could compete with her in a small place, so she just bought a place to eat, what could she do?
Then, they ignore a problem.
Perhaps in Beiliang, all the wealthy businessmen and high-ranking officials will give their sons quality education. After all, offending people elsewhere is at most an apology, or a gang fight. But if you offend people in Beiliang, you don't necessarily offend a person in the traditional sense.
Therefore, in Beiliang, Zhou Li, the classic "walking birds and flirting with a good woman on the street" in the painting book, has not encountered it once, and he can't pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger, which makes him very regretful.
Of course, this has its own problems.
At the beginning of the speed, the first master of the Ming Dynasty, the prime minister's son was puzzled, and he put this thing on the North Liang, which was more terrible than Bao Zheng's dog's head.
Yun Baibai, who has lived in the quiet and peaceful environment of Beiliang for more than a year, has obviously forgotten how terrible her charm is. Shangrao is not Beiliang, and there are no brutes from the character class here, so...
"Yo, the little girl came to buy food alone?"
A white-bottomed money robe, a short jacket and hat, Fugui shoes, the bird in the birdcage in his right hand was shivering from the cold, and the wrench on his hand was particularly dazzling. The young man looked at Yun Baibai who was walking on the road, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he hurriedly leaned over, squeezing those thin eyes together with a smile and grinning, and was extremely happy.
"Hmm."
Yun Baibai nodded politely, then bypassed him and walked towards the haggis stall not far away.
Well?
The man was stunned for a moment, Yun Baibai's indifference caught him off guard for a while, but years of experience made him subconsciously walk sideways, blocking in front of Yun Baibai, still maintaining that ridiculous smile, and smiled at Yun Baibai:
"Little girl, since you are alone, can you enjoy your face and go to eat Dongfu Lou with you?"
"I'm sorry, but I don't appreciate it."
Yun Baibai replied politely.
The politeness made the man furious.
"You're the first woman in the city who dares to talk to me like that!"
Seeing this, the two followers behind the man hurriedly surrounded him, rolled up their sleeves, and revealed their arms. The man twisted his neck and said with a cruel smile: "You don't go and inquire about Liu Ziming, the richest man in Shangrao, you go and ask who here dares not to reward me with a thin face?" I see that you are a fresh face to leave you with a face, and you dare not know how to lift now, hum. โ
Yun Bai was silent.
Soon, her eyes gradually changed from confusion and confusion to memories. A moment later, after activating the memory of Nanjing City, light gradually appeared in Yun Baibai's eyes, and an emotion of sudden realization appeared.
"Oh, I see."
Yun Baibai lightly hammered his little hand, and his delicate movements made the greed in the man's eyes even stronger. Yun Baibai looked at the standard gentleman in front of him, and said nostalgically: "I haven't seen it for a long time, Beiliang does raise people." โ
"North Beam?"
Liu Ziming was stunned for a moment when he heard these two words, but he didn't think much about it, he just felt that this little girl was a little too blind. Just when he was about to rob the people's girls accurately, or play some tricks, Yun Baibai directly stretched out his hand and grabbed Liu Ziming's shoulder.
Before he could react, Liu Ziming suddenly felt a whirlwind of the sky, and the whole person flew out upside down, spun in a circle in place and fell heavily to the ground. The other two followers were just furious, and then they repeated Liu Ziming's actions angrily, lying on the ground angrily, moaning angrily.
"Some hands are raw."
Yun Baibai patted his soft palm and muttered with emotion. Then she glanced at Liu Ziming, whose head was swollen into a pig's head on the ground, and didn't say much, just shook her head, and walked to the haggis stall casually under the surprised eyes of other residents in Shangrao, and bought mutton steamed buns.
Carrying some haggis and two lamb steamed buns, Yun Baibai calmly passed by the trio lying on the ground, and it seemed that it had nothing to do with her. In this way, she returned to the carriage and bought Tang Guan with two bowls of mutton steamed buns, and then filled the vacancy made by Tang Guan.
And then...
"Who dares to hurt my son?!"
Shangrao County Commander Liu An was furious when he learned of this, and directly sent his henchmen and family members to take the aggrieved Liu Ziming to the official road, preparing to take down the bold woman.
A group of people went to the official road under the leadership of Liu An, these people had hideous faces and weapons in their hands, although they did not wear armor, but they also gave people a feeling of being on the battlefield for a long time. And Liu An, who is the leader, is even more majestic, just waiting to take down the madman.
Then, he saw Ma Chenglong next to the carriage.
And Liu Gong.
In an instant, the expression on Liu An's face changed from anger to flattery, and he wanted to kneel directly, kneel to Liu Gong, and kneel to this Taixue sacrificial wine that could easily crush him. In the midst of this lightning and flint, a pair of strong arms grabbed him, making him unable to kneel.
"Get up!"
Zhou Li's face was full of righteousness, and he said righteously:
"Don't kneel!" (End of chapter)