"Ladies and gentlemen, please."

The family banquet in the Han Palace's mansion is not cumbersome, but it is definitely luxurious. Whether it is the gold carved jade wisps cooked by dozens of chefs, or the jade long table that is almost like a work of art, it is dazzling and amazing.

The king of Han sat on the main seat, and the order of sitting was very similar to that of Fang Cai. He stretched out his hand and motioned to guide the group to their seats.

The princess of Han is named Liu Manshu, and she sits next to the king of Han. The two of them seemed to be in a cold war, and they didn't speak, she entertained everyone, guided the attendants, and was busy.

After taking his seat, King Han sat on his seat with a big grin. He leaned forward slightly, knocked on the jade pendant of the Han King hanging on his chest, and said:

"I, the king of Han, fought for it. In the battle of Jingjing, the old man, I killed all the darkness and put half of my life on the battlefield in exchange for this throne. In exchange, I just want to enjoy happiness, not myself..."

With a spread of his hands, King Han seemed to be embracing the entire Han Palace, and said in a high-sounding manner:

"What I want is for the descendants of my Han Dynasty to enjoy a lifetime of happiness."

"Oh? How did the King of Han have such a great wish? ”

Zhou Li raised his eyebrows, hugged his fists and said, "Admire, admire." ”

"But God doesn't do it."

It was said to be a family dinner, but two people were missing from this table. One is Zhu Hongyi, the concubine of the King of Han, and the other is Zhu Liuxun, the second concubine of the King of Han. King Han knocked on the table, glanced at Tang Guan, who was eating frantically in a ladylike posture not far away, and said:

"I want future generations to be happy, and some people don't."

"Oh? Who is that? ”

Tang Wan raised her eyes slightly, she understood the importance of this matter, and even stopped eating in order to praise her. She looked at King Han and asked, "Who dares to disturb His Royal Highness King Han?"

"You guys."

King Han stretched out his hand and pointed at Zhou Li and his party in a sassy manner. Suddenly, the air seemed to freeze, heavy and suffocating.

"Definitely not."

King Han suddenly grinned, and then the hand pointing at Zhou Li and the others rose up, pointed to the ceiling, and said, "The big guys, it seems that they don't want us to be happy. ”

"Big shots?"

Zhou Li narrowed his eyes and leaned back, "Who is the big shot?" ”

"You're not a big deal."

King Han shook his head, "Me is not either. ”

"You're not a big deal?"

Zhou Li was surprised: "Under the whole world, you can control thirteen important northern towns and hold three thousand battalions of military power, but the only person who can listen to the tune and not listen to the announcement is His Royal Highness the King of Han, you are not a big man, who is?" ”

"Hehe, Little Brother Zhou doesn't know."

King Han shook his head with a smile, knocked on the long knife he wore on his waist, and said: "No matter how sharp the knife is, no matter how gorgeous the handle is, if the person holding the knife is disgusted, can this knife cut the master by itself?" There is no such reason. You say, my knife, is it a big man? ”

"Big shots can only be big shots."

Tang Guan said a useless.

"You're definitely a big guy."

Thumbs up, Zhou Li exclaimed: "Graceful, majestic and handsome, if you are not a big man, wouldn't we be rotten wood and rotten grass?" ”

"You're not!"

slapped the table, startling Ma Chenglong. Han Wangxu pointed at Zhou Li and said loudly: "Neither is she, neither is Qianyun, you are neither a knife, nor a big man, nor are you rotten wood and rotten grass!" ”

"And who are we?"

Zhou Li arched his hand and asked for advice with an open face.

"You're geniuses!"

An appreciative smile appeared on King Han's face: "Controlling the enemy thousands of miles away, and wanton and casual, free and uninhibited, retreating can be attacked and defended, without being bound by the word royal family, but it has the posture of heaven and man." You say, you're not a genius yet? ”

"Am I really a genius?"

Zhou Li was a little surprised, and asked with some doubts: "But His Royal Highness the King of Han has strong power and a lot of wealth, how can anyone touch you?" Who doesn't know that in the Thirteen Cities of the North Loop, you are the boss. ”

"Boss?"

King Han put his arm on the table, leaned forward slightly, and sighed: "The boss is often an empty shelf, every day when he opens his eyes, hundreds of people eat, drink, pull, and scatter have to wait for me to serve, how many mouthfuls can really reach my mouth?" said that it was the King of Han, and I didn't even dare to fish more every day, for fear that if I was not careful, the Han Wangfu would have a deficit again. ”

"Alas, the big man wants to move me, what should I do? If the big man wants to move the shallow clouds, what should I do? What can I do if a big man breaks my leg of salt and iron tax? ”

King Han shook his head bitterly and sighed.

"Legs?"

Zhou Li's expression was just right.

"My father will take 30% of the annual salt and iron tax in the thirteen cities of the North Ring Road."

Zhu Qianyun whispered.

"But this leg was broken!"

King Han slapped the table and said loudly: "There are monsters, you want to break my legs!" The salt and iron sold to the south by the thirteen cities of the Northern Ring Road, as well as the taxes from the capital, were all robbed by the monsters! ”

"Youkai?!"

Zhou Li was shocked: "What kind of monster dares to rob His Royal Highness the King of Han? ”

King Han leaned forward slightly, and said in a deep voice:

"Lady Golden Serpent."

"Lady Golden Snake?"

Zhou Li's expression was stunned, and he frowned: "Mrs. Golden Snake... Is it the big shot? ”

"This Lady of the Golden Snake is not a big shot, but she's also a big guy."

The palm of his hand was pressed down slightly, and King Han said softly: "She is the dog of the big man, and she balances my dog." Now, this dog is coming to bite me, do you mean I should bite her, or... Big shot? ”

"Then I don't know who the big guy you call is?"

Zhou Li still had doubts and asked.

"You kid, hahahahaha."

King Han let out a hearty laugh, he raised his wine glass, and said, "You still don't understand? ”

"I don't know."

Zhou Li's eyes were pure and clear.

"You know what? I've known you before. ”

King Han turned the jade night wine glass and said with great interest: "A few years ago, when the human head on the city wall rolled down, I noticed you. At that time, I thought, you, a young genius, are missing something. ”

"What's that? Please advise the King of Han. ”

Zhou Li was full of doubts.

"Pretend, mush, smuggle."

Three words, yin and yang. King Han narrowed his eyes, looked at Zhou Li, and repeated: "You won't, pretend to be confused." ”

"Accurate!"

Facing King Han's words, Zhou Li hesitated. Then, under the somewhat surprised gaze of King Han, he slapped the table, stood up, raised his wine glass, and said excitedly:

"His Royal Highness King Han, when I was still in my infancy, the fortune teller pointed at me and said: The biggest shortcoming of this child is that he can't pretend to be confused! His Royal Highness the King of Han, can I still change it? ”

King Han looked at Zhou Li, with three points of surprise in his eyes, and a stronger interest. He stood up, raised his wine glass and paused at Zhou Li, and said loudly:

"Can't change it, born it! You can't see who this big guy is, you can't pretend at all! Paste! Tu!"

King Han's eyes reflected Zhou Li's smile.

are all laughing.

They were all sneering. (End of chapter)