"Ah Qiu!"

Zhou Li suddenly sneezed, he rubbed his nose, a little dazed.

I didn't have a cold, what's going on?

It must be my kite god who misses me.

Alas, think of the eleventh day of the Kite God.

Just when Zhou Li was thinking wildly, King Han, who had just gone to relieve him, also returned to his seat. With the unsealing of the third jar of wine, the main drama of this Hongmen banquet slowly kicked off.

At this time, Princess Han had left the banquet at the behest of King Han, and Liu Gong and Ma Chenglong also left the main hall with Princess Han. That is to say, in the huge main hall, only four people remained: King Han, Zhou Li, Tang Guan, and Zhu Qianyun.

"I heard that Zhou Gongzi has an acquaintance with many monsters?"

King Han sat on the main seat, majestic, looking like a prince.

"Everybody just love."

Zhou Li said modestly: "I just did some trivial things, which is not enough to worry about." ”

"Oh?"

King Han raised his eyebrows and said: "Vulture Mountain seized the Spirit Spring, cast spells to kill Zombie Trick, schemed to kill Zhang Sohao, and Jin Yulou defeated the nine-tailed fox, these are all trivial things?" ”

came up, and the king of Han showed his attitude.

I know everything you do, and it's useless to pretend.

"Then do you know how many serial spells there are in the thatched toilet that Beiliang Taixue has?!"

Zhou Li suddenly said loudly.

Yes!?

King Han was stunned for a moment.

Neurotic, putting a chain of spells in the latrine? Do you still need to dry it when you go to the toilet?

"This... I don't know much about this, after all, this has nothing to do with Zhou Gongzi, this king only pays attention to what Zhou Gongzi does as a talent, this kind of thing like a toilet... I don't really care. ”

King Han turned his mind and explained directly.

"Ho-ho."

Zhou Li let out a strange laugh, he stood up, turned around, put his hands behind his back, and said lightly:

"His Royal Highness the King of Han still doesn't understand me."

"How can this matter of the latrine have nothing to do with me?"

King Han frowned, only feeling that Zhou Li was messing around here, and he was talking nonsense. He felt that his cognition of Zhou Li could not be said to be a little known, but it could also be said to be clear. And Zhou Li's words, in his eyes, were just unwilling to admit that the King of Han knew him a lot, and he was just a dying and struggling nonsense.

Then he saw Tang Guan and Zhu Qianyun's expressions of approval.

？

Zhou Gongzi laughed.

King Han smiled reluctantly.

Then he saw Tang Guan and Zhu Qianyun's serious expressions.

Oh grass, you don't change, dignified students playing this disgusting thing?

After a moment of silence, King Han struggled to steer the topic to the point.

"I wonder if Gongzi Zhou knows about the grand event that Taiying is going to hold today?"

King Han poured the wine into the cup and asked.

"I know a little bit about it."

Zhou Li nodded and said bluntly: "King Han, you want a woman." ”

"Alas~ Don't be so rude."

King Han waved his hand and said: "No matter what this king says, he is also the prince of the Ming Dynasty, and choosing a concubine for the continuation of my Zhu family's bloodline can be regarded as a glorious thing." ”

"Then you ask Asamu?"

Zhou Li stared at a pair of clear eyes and asked purely: "This is your family matter, and the villain doesn't dare to take care of it." ”

"Qianyun is my daughter, and if I want to be a father and choose a concubine, she can also take care of it?"

King Han smiled disdainfully, turned to Zhu Qianyun, didn't look at her expression, and said indifferently: "Gongzi Zhou, I don't know what you think about the selection of concubines?" ”

"You want to marry a youkai."

Zhou Li only thought about it a little, and combined with the context, he guessed a lot. He looked at King Han and said slowly, "His Royal Highness King Han has a very far plan. ”

"I'll just say, you won't pretend to be confused!"

King Han bit the three words that pretended to be confused, and said with a smile: "If you are really stupid, you will not say the word monster." But if you were scheming, you wouldn't say it. ”

And at this moment, Zhu Qianyun finally figured out what was going on, she stood up suddenly, slapped the table, and said in astonishment: "Father, you want to marry a monster?!" ”

"Isn't there reproductive isolation?"

Tang Wan muttered to himself on the side.

"Yes, I'm going to marry a youkai!"

King Han slapped the table, pointed at Zhou Li, and said loudly: "And it's a big monster!" ”

"Senho-sama?!"

Zhou Li was shocked.

"Whew!"

King Han is worthy of being a military general, and a mouthful of phlegm almost killed Zhou Li directly. He pointed at Zhou Li and said loudly: "I want to marry Mrs. Golden Snake!" ”

"I'm not a Lady Snake!"

Zhou Li stretched out his hands, full of horror and helplessness: "His Royal Highness the King of Han, don't point at me, I'm afraid." ”

"Are you really scared?"

King Han put away his hand and didn't give an inch: "If you are afraid, why don't you avoid it?!" ”

"Because I can't react."

Zhou Li immediately said.

"Good! You are brave and strategic, you can bend and stretch, and you can compromise, I appreciate you. ”

King Han flicked his long sleeves, raised his wine glass, and said loudly: "Drink!" ”

"Drink!"

Zhou Li raised his wine glass, and then took advantage of King Han's head to raise his head to drink, and poured the wine directly into Tang Guan's mouth.

"Salt and iron tax, this leg is too heavy and too important for my Han King."

Sitting on the chair, clang, the right leg under the python robe rested on the table, smashing the plate. King Han pointed to his leg and said in a deep voice, "The leg that Madame Golden Snake gave me is broken, what should I do?" ”

"It's not what you should do, it should be what to do!"

Zhou Li arched his hand, and said arrogantly: "Under the shallow cloud gate, it is the first... No, the second lackey, how can he watch His Royal Highness King Han's leg being broken? I have to connect this thigh of King Han! ”

"Can you? Do you have the strength? ”

King Han shook his head and said coldly: "Lady Golden Snake is a great demon of the Eight Realms, an existence that is almost like an immortal. Why should I believe you, you can defeat Lady Snake? ”

"Because I believe that His Royal Highness the King of Han will not let me go to death."

Zhou Li-for-tat: "Aren't you going to choose a concubine?" Let's do it for Lady Golden Snake! She's your concubine, and she can't touch your thighs! ”

"What? Do I still have legs? ”

King Han was shocked.

"The thighs of the heroes of the rivers and lakes!"

Zhou Li said arrogantly: "His Royal Highness the King of Han, you want to use the concubine to bring Mrs. Golden Snake into the door and connect your legs, if I don't help, what will the chicken think of me?" What do dogs think of me? What do snakes think of me? What does Joan of Arc think of me? ”

"You're going to help me?"

King Han narrowed his eyes and wondered, "How can you help me?" ”

"People."

Zhou Li patted his chest, "There are people down there." ”

"Someone who doesn't even have my Han Palace?"

King Han asked rhetorically.

"That's right."

Zhou Li nodded and said: "I also know that His Royal Highness the King of Han likes to recruit talents from all over the world, and there are naturally thousands of talents in the Han Palace, each with its own advantages. However, there are also a few friends in the lower part who can help His Royal Highness King Han. ”

"Oh? Who are they? ”

King Han raised his eyebrows and said curiously.

"How is the young master of the Tang Sect?"

Zhou Li asked.

"The poison of the Tang Sect does have a miraculous effect, but the miraculous effect is not enough to make a final decision."

King Han shook his head.

"What if I have a zombie who has the power of a horse demon and the indestructibility of Western armor?"

Zhou Li continued to ask.

"Zombies and tricks don't come to the table, no, no."

King Han vetoed with some pity.

"Then what if I still have a blue water snake demon, thousands of years old, with superior ability?"

Zhou Li asked.

"After all, the snake demon was defeated by the golden snake, difficult! Difficult! ”

King Han replied. At this time, his eyes were no longer as relaxed as before, but more solemn and thoughtful.

He saw Zhou Li's hole cards.

"Me."

In the end, Zhou Li only said one word.

"Good!"

King Han stood up and said loudly: "Enough! ”

"Gongzi Zhou, Gao!"

He looked at Tang Guan and Qianyun on the side again, "Everyone, hard!" ”

Zhou Li stood up and gave his hand. Tang Wan got up and bowed.

"His Royal Highness the King of Han, tall and hard!" (End of chapter)