Chapter 385: Seeking Skin with the Tiger (2-in-1)
"Damn, I'm tired."
Zhou Li twisted his wrist, looked at the guards who were constantly wailing, and gasped: "It's quite hard to beat your group of things, I really didn't expect it." ”
"If you don't kill your hand, you will definitely be tired."
Tang Wan commented: "If you use all the previous means of inserting your eyes, kicking your crotch, sprinkling lime, poking your feet, cutting bones, and inserting people's mouths, you don't have to be so troublesome at all." ”
"You're a bit extreme."
Zhou Li said with a complicated expression.
"Please, the Tang Sect is known for its poison, what do you think I will be?"
Tang Guan, who was sitting on the edge of the carriage, swayed his calves, his innocent little face was full of indifference, "If you want me to say, let's just throw those two catties of spitting powder directly into the building before, and then hold your breath on the hour, I don't think they dare not open the door for you." ”
In an instant, the guards who had been moaning suddenly turned pale and looked at Tang Wan as if they were purgatory demons.
They thought that this man who beat himself and others with the order of King Han was shameless enough, but they didn't expect this to be a heavyweight.
Li San, who was kicked on the ground, gasped, his heart was full of fear at this time, and the moment he kicked him, Li San felt a little extraordinary.
How did this kick kick so cleanly and neatly, without dragging mud and water?
Why does this kid seem to be prepared?
Li San quickly came back to his senses, and he suddenly remembered that there was a "rumor" that had been circulating in the Golden Snake Gang recently. The people in Beiliang seem to have come to Taiying recently.
It won't be...
Thinking of the monsters' evaluation of this person, Li San's face suddenly turned white as if he had been dead for three days. He suddenly reacted that he seemed to have provoked someone who should not be messed with.
As the harlequin in the Golden Wool Sculpture Building, Li San's role is the classic character of a dog looking down on people and then being slapped in the face. This character is very necessary, whether it is to vent anger for the children of rich families, or to play with the Lingqi master who pretends to be pigs and eats tigers on dog days, he needs a textbook-like "difficult person" like Li San.
On weekdays, Li San has also been beaten a lot and beaten a lot, but this is all his willingness, for the health and prosperity of the Golden Wadding Carving Building, in order to make people feel at home, Li Laosan, who is rough and thick-skinned, has practiced a lot of King Kong indestructible.
But this is Zhou Li.
Li San will never forget that when Li Ci of the Golden Snake Gang ambushed Zhou Li, he was by the side to observe whether the plan went as planned. The front was all planned, and the middle was also planned, but when Zhou Li showed that "anal medication is twice as effective as normal", he couldn't hold back.
For the first time, Li San felt fear from the bottom of his heart. Even when he returned to the Golden Serpents, that scene continued to haunt his mind like a nightmare. At that time, he didn't dare to face Zhou Li's appearance, and could only vaguely observe in the water, but now, this vague impression suddenly materialized.
Oh my, what a!
Li San panicked, panicked from the bottom of his heart. Originally, the victory was in hand, thinking that this was a fixed performance, and Li San, who was a perfect NPC, began to feel frightened.
No, will I be rep too?
Thinking of this, Li San hurriedly rushed upstairs, preparing to find his wife to solve the matter. He knew in his heart that if this lump of people was really Zhou Li, then he would definitely not be able to continue to pull. People are self-aware.
Demons, too.
This is what happened downstairs during the time when the little eunuch reported the situation to Mrs. Golden Snake.
In a short period of time, Zhou Li made a big disturbance at the door of the Golden Flocculation Building, and other people in Taiying probed to see, but when they saw that it was the Golden Flocculation Building, they immediately changed their faces and retracted their heads in a panic, for fear of seeing something they shouldn't see.
As the first floor of Taiying, the golden towers are not the magnificent buildings in Beijing, which can touch the porcelain. As the center of the thirteen cities of the North Ring Road, the former Shenyang Street, the gold content of Taiying is self-evident. And as the full support of the King of Han, coupled with the profound heritage of the Golden Snake Gang, the gold content of the Golden Snake Sculpture Building is the top of the top, who dares to make trouble in the Golden Wool Sculpture Building in Taiying, is to buckle the basin on the head of the King of Han, and spit at the feet of Mrs. Golden Snake, which belongs to looking for death in death.
But this is all the cognition of Taiying locals.
In fact, outsiders who came to Taiying didn't know this, and they didn't understand that the forces behind the Golden Silk Sculpture Tower were so terrifying. After all, out of Taiying, the voice of the Golden Snake Gang is much quieter, and even...
Fall into the shade.
This is the wisdom of Mrs. Golden Snake, hidden in the outer city and revealed in Taiying, which handed over her handle to the King of Han and won the trust of the other party, but she did not completely hand over the Golden Snake Gang to the King of Han. It can be said that from beginning to end, Lady Golden Snake and King Han are two completely different opponents for Zhou Li.
Zhou Li, the king of Han, has already seen it, rude, ruthless, and decisive, he is like a heavy hammer when he was born as a military general, with a strong and heavy sword without a blade. But Madame Snake is the opposite, she is like a lurking poisonous snake, waiting for an opportunity, cunning and cunning.
Melon seed face, pink and white skin, facial features like water tenderness, an embroidered red dress is not out of place, Mrs. Golden Snake walked out slowly, she looked at Zhou Li, there was no emotion in a pair of golden vertical pupils, it was difficult to detect her thoughts.
"This son, what do you mean by making trouble with my golden flocculent carving building today?"
Mrs. Golden Snake spoke, and a faint halo appeared in her eyes, like a reflection of snake pupils, and like a kind of tenderness to show weakness. Her voice was extremely charming, and the mere sound of it made people feel confused.
But...
"Haha, isn't this Lady Golden Snake?"
Zhou Li suddenly appeared with a bright smile, stepped forward, and said with a smile on his face: "It's better to see than to hear, and it's better to see than to hear." ”
"The little woman is very much loved by the child, I wonder when the son has heard of me?"
Lady Golden Snake raised her eyebrows slightly, and smiled gently.
"His Royal Highness the King of Han."
Zhou Li stood outside the door, the sun falling on his face, warm. He looked at Lady Golden Snake and smiled, "He has mentioned you to me many times. ”
"Oh?"
Mrs. Golden Snake gently rubbed the golden silk ring ring on her index finger with her thumb, and said, "His Royal Highness the King of Han will still remember me as a businessman?" ”
"Is Kaiqinglou also a businessman?"
Zhou Li muttered casually, and Li San and the others were immediately furious, but they were stopped by Mrs. Golden Snake. She looked at Zhou Li, smiling, and not angry.
"That's right."
Zhou Li glanced at Li San, who was extremely angry, and showed a sunny smile. Then he took out a letter and handed it to Lady Snake in a grand manner.
"Isn't His Royal Highness the King of Han going to choose a concubine recently?"
"Hmm."
Lady Golden Snake took the letter and nodded.
"I heard that there is a beautiful woman in the Golden Wloculent Sculpture Building, as the wedding ceremony of the King of Han, I am naturally duty-bound, and it is my duty to invite this beautiful woman to add luster and radiance to the Han Palace!"
After imitating Joan of Arc and using a large number of idioms mixed with small languages composed of Chinese, Zhou Li looked at the puzzled Li San and the others, and smiled again.
"So?"
Lady Golden Snake opened the letter and asked nonchalantly, "Does the little girl need to hand over our top brand Dongyue?" ”
"Ah, that's not necessary."
Zhou Li touched his head and said honestly:
"I'm here for you."
"I'm here today to invite Mrs. Golden Snake to participate in our Han King Concubine Selection Project - Longming Girl 101 Talent Contest!"
"You're looking for death!"
This is no longer a mockery.
This is equivalent to halfway through World War II, and the artist wrote a sprinkling letter and handed it to the British army. The British army worked hard to decipher the code on it for a long time, trying to see if the other party wanted to make peace or continue to fight, but finally finished deciphering it.
Look at the batch.
That must be in a hurry, Li San's anxious toad's face at this time was red and warm, and it was purple red. But he didn't move in annoyance, but pointed at Zhou Li and said angrily: "Are you a thief here to find death?" How dare you be so disrespectful to Lady Golden Snake?! ”
"Oh?"
Zhou Li suddenly raised his eyebrows, and the original frivolity was swept away, replaced by an inexplicable seriousness. He looked at Li San and said, "I don't know what position your husband holds?" How many products do you worship? ”
After thinking about what the forced title of "nobleman" means, Li San said, "Madame still needs an official body?" ”
"Presumptuous!"
Zhou Li roared loudly and said in a shocking voice: "I am the head of the wedding ceremony, and I have a token here, and I am an upright Jiupin official on the Ming Dynasty!" You guys who don't have official bodies, you don't worship or say anything when you see me, and you dare to let me respect her for opening a green building?! Is there still a royal law? Is there still a law! ”
Seeing that Zhou Li, who was obviously just a nine-rank sesame official, but roared out the momentum of the current prime minister, Li San's brain was down.
How dare he?
No, who gave him the courage to make him so arrogant?
"Arrogance!"
Li San said angrily.
"Li San."
Mrs. Golden Snake stretched out her hand, stopped Li San, who was almost enraged, and said lightly:
"Why should Zhou Gongzi be like this? Since you are the confidant of the King of Han, how can you not know my relationship with the King of Han? Gongzi is so arrogant and domineering, if it reaches the ears of King Han, it will not be good. ”
"Ho-ho."
Zhou Li let out a strange laugh when he heard this, and he took off the Han Wang Decree on the door of his head, this action made Mrs. Golden Snake's expression stagnate, after all, it was too abstract. Then he looked at the dimly lit main hall on the first floor and said:
"Arrogant?"
He calmly passed by Mrs. Golden Snake, he didn't pay attention to the angry Li San, and he didn't pay attention to some "ordinary people" who surrounded him at some point.
Zhou Li took Tang Guan, sat at a round table, picked up the pot on the round table, poured two glasses of white water and put them on the table, and said: "No matter how arrogant I am, I just took the order of the King of Han to bark wildly." However, some people are much more arrogant than I am. ”
Looking up, he looked at the Golden Serpent Lady with her back to the gate, the sunlight casually passed through the gap and landed at her feet, but she didn't dare to touch her cheek. Zhou Li smiled plausibly and said:
"As a monster, he opened such a magnificent restaurant in the center of Taiying. I don't know if you're really smart or fake stupid, my dear lady Snake. ”
"Oh?"
Squinting his eyes, the cunning and coldness of the snake appeared in the vertical pupils. Mrs. Golden Snake slowly walked to Zhou Li's side, sat down, poured a glass of cold water from the wine jug, put it in front of her, and said:
"Straight to the point?"
"Or else? Smarmy? ”
Zhou Li said with a chuckle.
"Isn't it a snake?"
Tang Wan was stunned for a moment, puzzled.
"Since you know you're illiterate, shut your dog's mouth."
Zhou Li gritted his teeth and forced a smile.
"The relationship between the two sons is very good."
Madame Golden Snake chuckled, she gently stretched out her hand, picked up the wine glass, and did not drink, but turned the wine glass, and said, "When did you find out?" ”
"Found what?"
Zhou Li asked.
Mrs. Golden Snake didn't care about the other party's stupidity, she just turned her wine glass and asked flatly:
"Me."
"I'm not stupid."
Zhou Li laughed, and said helplessly: "Too many coincidences are inevitable." ”
"What about them?"
Mrs. Golden Snake's gaze fell on Zhou Li's wrist, the seven jade gourds had already begun to exude a strong aura, if it weren't for Zhou Li's suppression, I'm afraid that Mrs. Golden Snake would have made a move a long time ago.
"Let's talk."
Zhou Li didn't answer directly, but said paradoxically: "You don't have much contact with King Han recently." ”
"Or else?"
Mrs. Golden Snake leaned back slightly, and said indifferently: "I'm a monster, he's the King of Han, isn't it normal for him not to contact me?" ”
"Before, it was like glue, you called me Xiao Tiantian and I called you a baby, why, suddenly turned your face and didn't recognize anyone?"
Zhou Lile said hehehehely: "Or do you finally find that you can't control the King of Han?" ”
"It's the other way around."
Madame Golden Snake was not angry by Zhou Li's strange words, she glanced at the other party, her voice was flat, "On the contrary, I never thought about controlling King Han, or rather, I didn't even dare to think about it. ”
"Are you so afraid of King Han?"
Zhou Li raised his eyebrows.
"It's not that I'm afraid."
Lady Golden Snake raised her eyes, "It's fear." ”
"A dragon who is willing to put away his minions and hide in the abyss, without revealing half of his ambition, is more terrifying than a tiger who flaunts his might in public. The latter you can dodge, exploit, and even drive him to do what he wants. ”
The water in the teacup was poured on the table, and there seemed to be a dragon's groan, but there was no dragon's momentum, only a terrifying chill. Mrs. Golden Snake looked at Zhou Li and said softly:
"The former will only let you be eaten alive by him in ignorance and confusion."
"Unfortunately, King Han is such a person."
After listening to Madame Golden Snake's words, Zhou Li was silent. After a long time, he looked at Lady Golden Snake and asked:
"You're reminding me not to play with the tiger?"
"It's more appropriate to dance with dragons."
Lady Golden Snake smiled: "But can we ordinary people really dance with dragons?" ”
"You're not bad either."
Zhou Li also smiled, "You can arrange everything a few months ago, Mrs. Golden Snake, your means are not bad." ”
"But I can be honest with you."
Lady Golden Snake said bluntly.
Zhou Li was stunned for a moment, and then a disgusting shyness appeared on his face, "This is not good." ”
"King Han won't tell you what he wants."
Lady Golden Snake ignored Zhou Li's offense and said calmly, "But I can." ”
"What I want is to become an immortal."
"After becoming an immortal, protect the demon clan in the world and no longer be killed by humans." (End of chapter)