Ricky Davis probably never dreamed that all the luck of his life would run out tonight, and there is a high probability that he will never get another triple-double in his life.

"Boss, I did it!"

"Do you think I'm going to average a triple-double in a season? I think it's really possible for me to do it, and I'm not bad at rebounding and assisting. ”

Ricky Davis ran to Lin Yu in ecstasy and said excitedly.

Lin Yu was dumbfounded, your rebounding and assist abilities are indeed not bad, after all, you are also averaging 5 rebounds and 5 assists per game, but your luck is really bad......

"It's unlikely that we'll stay with the Wizards, after all, we have Kobe, Maddy and Peja at the second and third positions."

"You can't get a lot of playing time."

Lin Yu said with a sigh.

"Then trade me away, just like you traded Al and Rassad."

"Please, chief, I know you can't bear me, but for the sake of my future, please trade me." Ricky Davis took Lin Yu's arm and begged.

Lin Yu nodded happily, "Okay, after I go back tonight, I will hang you on the shelf and try to trade you to a weak chicken team, so that you can get enough shots and be the boss of the team." ”

Ricky Davis jumped up with excitement, "Boss, you're the best, the day I get inducted into the Hall of Fame, the first thing I want to thank is you!" ”

What a careless child, he has just played two good games, and he has already begun to fantasize about being inducted into the Hall of Fame.

……

After the game, Lin Yu and Van Gundy Jr. held a joint press conference, and the two directly announced the deal about the madman and the aunt.

The scene was full of Washington reporters, and when they heard that the aunt was traded, they began to sympathize with the aunt in their hearts, and they didn't know if the aunt was on Lin Yu's death note, and now it seems that it should be on.

In fact, Lin Yu has no grudge against his aunt at all, in Lin Yu's eyes, his aunt is a violent player, but she is definitely not a dirty player.

When the aunt learned the news, she was stupid.

During the game, he also noticed that Van Gundy Jr. was exchanging words with Ewing and Alan Houston, and he didn't pay much attention to it at the time.

Now that I think about it, my aunt's heart is like ashes, and they are not discussing how to sell themselves?

In an instant, the aunt even had the idea of retiring, rather than letting Lin Yu torture herself, it was better to simply retire and keep her reputation for the rest of her life.

What made the aunt even more eager to kill the Knicks generals was that the gang left directly by plane the next day, and no one even informed him......

He wandered the streets of unfamiliar Washington, D.C., with mixed feelings, that he had entered the league in '91 and was once one of the league's top superstars, and that he had fallen to such a point in just eight years.

"Ding, ding, ding."

Auntie's mobile phone rang, it was Lin Yu calling.

"I'm Lin Yu, Larry, where are you?" Lin Yu's voice came from the phone.

Auntie couldn't help but be angry, "Lin Yu, if you want to humiliate me, you did it!" ”

"I'm like a lost dog now, a player who has been abandoned by everyone."

"But I don't hate you, I can only blame my lack of strength for losing to you."

Lin Yu was silent for a long time, "What are you talking about?" What humiliates you? What lost dogs? ”

"Lao Tzu threw you a welcome party, the whole team is here, now I am waiting for you, I warn you, you don't release my pigeons, otherwise I will be very shameless."

"The address is in our training ground, you know where it is, hurry up and move your fat ass to get here."

After that, Lin Yu hung up the phone.

Big mom standing messy in the street wind, welcome party? Lin Yu bought himself and was not ready to humiliate himself?

No, could this welcome party be a trap?

His mind was in a mess, and he called a taxi and headed for the Wizards' training ground.

"It's coming, it's coming."

"Our grandma is here, hurry up and light the candles."

"Grandma, damn it, I don't even know what my grandma looks like, after all, I don't even know what my father looks like."

"We finally don't have to lose, we finally have a decent inside line before the bus comes back!"

The Wizards will cheer at Big Mom, some of them have played with Big Mom before, but that's all old yellow calendar, since the Flying Car joined the Knicks, the two teams at least have not had a conflict on the surface.

Larry Johnson's real nickname is "grandmama", which means grandmother, grandma, and grandmother, which is why the generals keep calling him grandma......

When the aunt saw the posture in front of her, she was surprised at first, and then she was so excited that she burst into tears.

"You know it's my birthday?"

His birthday is March 14th, which happens to be today, his old teammates are all big and rough, where do you remember this kind of thing, and my aunt is an informal person, thinking that after playing this wave of away games, I will celebrate my birthday with my wife and children after returning to New York.

As a result, today's scene made him completely unable to hold back, and he burst into tears directly.

Thinking about the trajectory of Auntie's career, he really hasn't received much love from his teammates.

In 91, he entered the Hornets as the champion, and with the joining of Mourning in the second year, the two began to fight openly and secretly, and the dog's brain was about to be played.

Later, after the Knicks, as the old Oak Oakley said, they not only fought others, but also their own people, and it was common for them to fight in team training games.

This is the first time that so many teammates have celebrated his birthday, how can he not be moved.

Hearing Auntie's words, all the generals looked at Lin Yu, Lin Yu only said that he wanted to hold a welcome party for Auntie, and he didn't say that today is Auntie's birthday?

Lin Yu was also stunned, thinking about how it could be so coincidental, and simply laughed.

“Surprise！”

"Happy birthday, grandma!"

The generals hurriedly shouted, "Happy birthday!" ”

The aunt ran forward and gave Lin Yu a hug, "Lin, this is definitely the most surprising birthday in my life." ”

"That kid Rhodes is right, you are indeed a coach who deserves respect."

Lin Yu was embarrassed to praise, "Okay, Larry, cut the cake, we will be a family in the future." ”

"In addition, don't play that damn small forward in the future, just play the No. 4 position, what's wrong with the short point, Big Ben is so short, even play the No. 5 position."

Lin Yu's words suddenly made his image in the eyes of his aunt extremely great, and he felt that Lin Yu was a coach who really understood himself.

When he was a rookie, he was able to average 20 points and 10 rebounds per game, and then he could only play the No. 3 position for various reasons.

Hearing that Lin Yu was preparing to make himself permanent in the fourth position, he was excited.

The welcome party was a great success, not only for the aunt to let go of the knot in her heart for the wizard and Lin Yu, but also a rare brotherly gathering.

"Kobe, how's that girl you talked to in Los Angeles before?"

"I heard you've been in contact with her, why don't you get to Washington?"

Maddie asked with a smile.

Bryant's face was full of pride and pride, "She's not the kind of flesh and blood you meet, she's a serious girl, how could she come to Washington with me." ”

"We won't live together until we get married."

Lin Yu knew that Kobe Bryant was talking about Vanessa, and he was actually right, Vanessa was indeed a rare perfect partner.

"Kobe, you're not really in love, are you?"

"Listen to my brother's advice, don't trust women, especially beautiful women."

Ricky Davis, who had not yet been traded, had a few drinks, his face turned red and he began to persuade Kobe Bryant as a person who had come over.

"Ricky, tell your story." When everyone heard Ricky Davis's words, they wanted to hear the story of him being hurt by a beautiful woman.

"Story?"

"The story is very short, and I used to think I had found love, until I met her late at night, and she burped in front of me."

The crowd's expressions froze at first, and then they laughed wildly.

Kobe Bryant didn't understand what everyone was laughing at, so he went up to the pole and asked what the heather tasted like.

Ricky Davis said angrily: "What does the toilet paper you use smell like, what does the heather taste like!" ”

Kobe Bryant suddenly realized, and the generals rejoiced, and the knowledge entered his head in an extremely evil way.

……

The next day there was a game against the Spurs, and the players went home in the middle of the night.

Early the next morning, Lin Yu gave Unseld a task to put Ricky Davis on the shelf to see if any team was willing to take over, after all, there were only two days left before the trade deadline, and if he wanted to sell, he had to hurry up.

Unexpectedly, it was only two hours before Unselde brought offers from three teams.

When Lin Yu traded Harrington, Lewis, Mobley and Halprin before, they all asked for draft picks, so this time the three teams gave similar offers, in addition to six million dollars in cash, there are also draft picks.

"The Cavaliers gave the '99 first-round pick plus six million in cash."

"The Raptors and Warriors are also giving the same price." Unselde reported.

Lin Yu first excluded the Warriors, the Warriors are an old acquaintance team, the players and coaches in the team have an excellent relationship with Lin Yu, but business is business, the Warriors' current record, the first-round signing is too cheap, Lin Yu doesn't want to make a loss-making deal.

You must know that Lin Yu also used a first-round pick to win Ricky Davis, so he can't really just make six million dollars and send it away, right?

The Raptors and Cavaliers have a bad record, but they are good trade partners.

"Why don't we wait? Anyway, there are still two days to go, and there should be countless teams to offer us, after all, our asking price is really not high, and it is guaranteed. Unselde suggested.

Lin Yu shook his head: "There is no return anymore, in the early days of doing business, we attracted some customers, and now our signboards have been launched, what else to retreat, do you want to love it." ”

"If the other teams have an opinion, they will go to Pat Riley and say that if Riley hadn't messed with me, I wouldn't have canceled the agreement."

Unselde grinned, Lin Yu was really ruthless, and casually pit Riley again.

It could have been returned, and everyone was very relieved to trade, but now it's okay, and Riley is stirred up, and the package is gone, and the transaction can't help but be worried.

However, the deal must still be traded, after all, the few people Lin Yu sold are quite good in combat, even if Riley is not satisfied with Mobley who wants to return, it is also a first-class guard who averages 20 points per game.

At present, Ricky Davis is 198 cm tall, the perfect quarterback height, and he has shown good defensive potential when he first entered the league.

The point is that the price is not expensive, and which team can guarantee that its first-round pick will select a player like Ricky Davis?

Now that Lin Yu has helped them choose, the only thing they need to pay is six million dollars in cash, which is an extremely cost-effective deal.

"Call Ricky here, respect his opinion, and see where he wants to go." Lin Yu decided to give the choice to Ricky Davis.

"I'm going to Cleveland!"

"The ghost is willing to play in Canada!"

"Boss, please trade me to the Cavaliers, they don't have No. 2 or 3 players, I can be the boss of the Cavaliers for at least ten years!"

Ricky Davis hurriedly begged Lin Yu to trade him to the Cavaliers.

Lin Yu sighed in his heart, what a sin, after this guy arrives at the Cavaliers, it is likely that in 03, the Cavaliers will win the top pick and win James, and then the sad Ricky will still become the laughing stock of the whole league.

However, since he chose a knight, Lin Yu could only do what he wanted.

"Ding, Ricky Davis' opinion has increased, and the current opinion is at full 100 points."

"If the host successfully conquers a player perfectly, it will reward 1 charisma and 60 current charisma points."

"Congratulations to the host, for every 5 points after 10 charisma points, the current charisma value is 60 points, the system will provide three random rewards, and the host can choose one of them."

"Reward (1): $50 million, directly deposited into the host's bank account."

"Reward (2): Master Flower Arrangement."

"Reward (3): "Limb Spreader", which can be used on the host itself or any player under his command, adding 2 to 10 cm of designated body parts, and a one-time special item."

Lin Yu is no longer able to complain about this master-level flower arrangement, and sometimes he really wants to grit his teeth and choose this thing, so as not to disgust himself every time in the future.

Originally, Lin Yu was thinking that he would win 50 million US dollars this time, but before Jordan bought the Wizards' shares, Lin Yu had 100 million more in his account, and then he paid back Stern 10 million, leaving 90 million.

If you take another 50 million this time, Lin Yu's book capital will exceed 100 million US dollars, and if there is any urgent matter in the future, there is no need to think about borrowing money from everywhere.

However, the thing "Limb Spreader" gave Lin Yu a reason to take it down.

This is a one-time special item, which can only be used once, which is equivalent to spending 50 million dollars to use it once.

Lin Yu was not extravagant enough to use such a precious thing on his Kun'er, even if he could indeed use it......

Even if you do, what can you do? He wasn't going to go with Mr. Booker at 35CM, and even if he added 10 centimeters, it wasn't as long as Booker, which was very shocking.

The first thing that came to his mind was his child Lin Jordan.

If you want to use the "Jordan Template Card", in addition to meeting the height of 198 cm, you also need to meet the reach of 218 cm.

The height is good, and the height of 198 cm is still very likely to grow, but the arm span of 218 cm is very rebellious.

You must know that Yao Ming's arm span is only 220 cm......

Lin Jordan is also a Chinese with red roots, and his arm span is definitely not much better, so this limb spreader is very necessary.

After choosing the third reward, Lin Yu couldn't help but sigh in his heart, he was really a great father, his son was not yet a year old, and he had already spent at least $150 million on him.

The other players are all talented, and they are all poor people who rely on mutations, Lin Jordan is good, and the rich people who are serious rely on technology.

Fortunately, the wages of NBA players will rise sharply in the future, and as long as they can become top superstars, it will be easy to win a $200 million contract, but they don't have to worry about losing money on these investments.

……

The deal with the knight was quickly completed, and Lin Yu soon received a call from old Thomas.

"Lin, aren't we good brothers? Why don't you sell Ricky to us? ”

Old Thomas, like a resentful woman, came to find Lin Yu, a negative man.

"Old man, Ricky doesn't want to play abroad, what can I do? I can't tie him up and send him to your Canada, can I? Lin Yu said angrily.

One sentence choked Thomas Sr. to death, the Raptors and Grizzlies are located in Canada, and many times when recruiting stars, they are indeed at a great disadvantage.

It's like playing in China, there is a CBA team in the north, and I don't think many people will want to play there.

This is the main reason why the Grizzlies had to relocate from Vancouver back to Memphis in the United States.

The team can't recruit stars, so it's still a hair, and you can't always expect the draft to pick good seedlings, right?

……

Against the Spurs, Lin Yu fielded a starting lineup that looked like that.

Big Mom, Ball Daddy, Maddie, Curry Sr. plus Nash.

Maddie's ban has expired, he can participate in the follow-up games, and Kobe Bryant will be able to return in a few days, and then Lin Yu will be able to give up his ball.

The favorability of this guy has never been full, which makes Lin Yu feel unhappy, which shows that this old guy does not have a grateful heart......