Chapter 65: The Teenage Camel
"Then can there be a fake? The king of the mountain, the eldest one. ”
Mo Bingzhi got into the hut and took out a gray-red jar, the mouth of which was tied with red cloth and string, and covered with thick paper.
Seeing his solemn appearance, Luo Xueyun couldn't help but smile: "We still have heroes who can fight tigers in Li Ping." ”
"That's it." Mo Bingzhi said with a smile, "One year it snowed so hard that the yard was half a person high, and a big tiger came to the village, which scared the old and young people enough, and the high wall jumped over at once, and it couldn't be stopped at all." ”
The old hunter couldn't hold back when he opened the chatterbox, and spoke happily.
"The tiger is still exquisite, going to the pigs and sheep, did not hit the door of the house to bite people, everyone originally thought that such a heavy snow, the king of the mountain came to eat some of our livestock, it is really not good to endure it, don't look at the old man, I entered the mountain two times in three days, but the earthen gun in the hand to it is redundant.
But I didn't expect that the heavy snow didn't stop for a month, the tiger came over three times and twice, and I had to take a meal with me, not to mention that you are the king of the mountain, even the real king can't afford it, and there are so many children in the village, what if you don't have a long eye, what should you do?
The brigade decided to kill it anyway, called all the men in the village who could shoot guns, and brought all kinds of things from the militia platoon, and took advantage of the fact that it was full of food and drink on the way back to the mountain, and the guns were more lively than the New Year.
This beast, like man, greedy! I had already seen that the tiger was only half full, and then half of it was ready to be thrown down, but the first few shots missed, and it hesitated for a while, and when the others recovered, it could not run.
I know the recipe so I picked up the bones and prepared medicinal herbs to soak in wine, and gave them points, and the rest is a baby, I won't let him know if it's not a distinguished guest, you are a guest from afar, give you a taste, strengthen your muscles and bones and walk the mountain road. ”
Luo Xueyun said with a smile: "Uncle should be strong, but if you think about the style of the past, I am also blessed to be able to taste your treasure for many years." ”
Sun Simiao said in "Preparing for Emergencies", tiger bone wine has the functions of strengthening muscles and bones, strengthening the waist and kidneys, and dispelling wind and cold.
Only two or three small cups down, you can feel the warmth of the wine hearty chest and guts, the taste is not good or bad, and the single victory is majestic.
If he wanted to drink it again, Mo Bingzhi would not allow it.
"It's not that the old man is slamming the door, it's true that you are strong and strong, you shouldn't drink too much, just drink a few cups to relieve fatigue."
Luo Xueyun said: "I won't tell you, there are also elders in my family who are old, with pain in their muscles and bones, and they are bitter every time it is windy and rainy. ”
Mo Bingzhi smiled bitterly: "It's really not much, if there is another mountain king coming down the mountain in the future, I will definitely leave you a share." ”
Luo Xueyun said deliberately: "How can my uncle be the same as that lady, so stingy, and I don't eat and drink for nothing, why is she reluctant to give up a bowl of water, and you are not willing to give up a bottle of wine." ”
When Mo Bingzhi's wife heard this, she interjected: "Who is Boer talking about, we still have such a person in Sanyuan?" ”
"Who else could it be, the tigress in the house."
"Gao Ying." Mrs. Mo suddenly realized, "She is indeed one of the best fierce daughters-in-law in our three walls, but she is the head of the Mo family, but there are a few good men in our village, who can work and endure hardships, and are generous, if he is at home, you will not frown after drinking the tank." ”
"Look, what kind of monster am I that can drink a jar of water? Eat two or three pears and you'll be full. Luo Xueyun said with a smile, "But then again, it is difficult for a mother-in-law to be a fierce daughter-in-law, and the family business may not be able to prosper if the family is restless. ”
Under Luo Xueyun's deliberate stubble, Mrs. Mo really talked about the problem of Gao Ying's daughter-in-law.
"There is such a wicked mother-in-law, no one in the nearby teams is willing to say kiss, plus his eldest son, the whole commune matchmaker came to the door and shook her head."
Luo Xueyunqi said: "How is her eldest son? ”
"Teenage ......"
"That's enough." Mo Bingzhi said in a deep voice, "According to the generation, Rongwa is also a grandson, so I am embarrassed to count it like this." ”
The old man's tone was so impatient that he almost lit a powder keg, but in front of the whole family, his wife stopped talking, but the disdain on his expression completely expressed his attitude clearly.
looked down on Gao Ying, and also looked down on his son Mo Rong.
Luo Xueyun's heart sank, thinking that the evil mother-in-law was difficult enough, if the man was also bad, Luo's father and his wife would send their daughter into the fire pit in front of their eyes!
After lunch, he was in a state of uneasiness, so he searched around Sanyuan Village, staring at Mo Jiasheng's house in the name of purchasing mountain goods, and then saw a scene that made his lungs explode.
A man of about forty or fifty years of age, with a young man of twenty-six or seventy, came out of the courtyard, the young man was not tall, and his body bent forward slightly when he walked, as if he was seventy or eighty years old.
It's just that his back is bulging, like a camel carrying a hump, bending his back!
Mo Jiasheng's son, the eldest sister's blind date, Mo Rong, is actually a juvenile hunchback.
This disease is related to the spine, the cause of the disease is unknown, it is difficult to cure, looking at the person's walking posture, it is obvious that he has become accustomed to this footwork.
What kind of son-in-law is Luo Shihe, and how does the eldest sister see the father-in-law, is it because of that little bride price, even the days to come!
The fist is hard.
Luo Xueyun couldn't wait to turn around and leave.
"Tiger head, is that Luo Guo Mo Jiasheng's son Mo Rong?"
When Mo Bingzhi's grandson heard this, he was immediately startled, and tried to reach out to cover Luo Xueyun's mouth, but when he couldn't reach it, he covered himself.
The other children did the same, their eyes frightened.
"What's wrong?"
The tiger leader sent Mo Jiasheng's father and son away, patted his little chest, and said in a low voice: "Brother Rong hates others to call him Luo Guo the most, if he hears it, he will definitely go crazy, he will cut you with a kitchen knife, and magnify the black dog to bite you, the children in our village don't dare to mention Luo Guo at all, and they don't even dare to look behind him when they meet him." ”
"yes, yes, we're all afraid of him."
"So domineering, but he's Luo Guo." Luo Xueyun squatted down and also lowered his voice.
The tiger head looked like he was seven or eight years old, and he liked this mysterious atmosphere very much, looked around, and leaned into Luo Xueyun's ear and said: "Brother Hua scolded him Luo Guo before, and he fought hard with Brother Hua, the kitchen knife really cut on the mouth, and cut a big hole on the face, my father said that their brothers are like this, don't offend him with these little hemp shrimp next to you." ”
"Is Brother Hua's name Mo Hua, and he and Mo Rong are brothers?"
"It's brothers."
"Is Mo Hua Luo Guo, why didn't you see him come out to work?"
"Brother Hua is handsome, not Luo Guo." Hu Tou said, "How can you still live in a room after the fight, Brother Hua has moved out." ”
"Does Mo Hua have a daughter-in-law?"
"No, he lives alone in Hewan Namo, do you want to see him, I can take you, Brother Hua is good, different from Brother Rong."
The tiger's eyes blinked, obviously he really thought that Mo Hua was good.
Luo Xueyun thought for a while and said, "Trouble Xiaohutou to help my uncle lead the way." ”
The tiger head lowered his head, his cloth shoes stepped on the ashes, and he twisted and said, "I still want to eat the White Rabbit toffee." ”
"No problem, you all have it."