Why do pigs fly?

Zuo Wufu doesn't understand, and he doesn't know either. He is just an ordinary little monster, a brocade guard who works hard to serve the people. So, he couldn't understand why pigs could fly.

So here's the problem.

Why do pigs fly?

King Han doesn't understand, he's just a prince, a standard villain in a picture book. He should now stride around with the birdcage and roar when he sees a beautiful woman, instead of coming and going here with a brocade guard who works hard to serve the people, and he shouldn't see a flying pig.

So, why on earth do pigs fly?

It's my!

Facing the flying pig like a cannonball, King Han looked hideous, directly pulled out the long sword at his waist, pulled Qianhu aside with one hand, and then slashed at the pig's head of the flying pig with a sword.

Then, King Han was kicked out of the way.

"His mother!"

was kicked by a hoof and smashed the table, and King Han, who barely managed to stabilize his body, couldn't help but burst into a foul mouth. He never expected that a pig, a shiny pig could spin and kick in mid-air so brilliantly.

Where did this pig learn martial arts?

After a short period of confusion, Qianhu also came back to his senses. But the problem is that it is impossible for him to bring a knife when he comes to the mansion of the King of Han, which is not etiquette at all. He could only use the chair next to him as the point of force, kicked with his right foot, and rushed directly at the flying pig.

Joint Technique: Side Kick Ankle!

Wonderful, perfect, and admirable sleeping skills, Flying Pig kicked low to his side in an indescribable manner, and kicked a hoof on Chiho's ankle. Then it pounced directly on Chiho, and the standard armbar fixed Chiho in mid-air, and then fell violently.

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What the fuck is this place where you teach pigs how to sleep?!!!

"Enemy..."

King Han subconsciously wanted to shout out the enemy attack and let his 3,000 battalions deal with this madman flying pig. But as soon as these words came to his mouth, he suddenly covered his mouth with a hideous face.

No way!

Once the word about being kicked by a flying wild boar spreads, his identity as a martial artist will be over.

It's like the classic choice of fighting with a pig in the mire, you win and lose your dignity. If you lose, it's no different from being dead and buried.

Therefore, the king of Han decided that this matter must not be spread outside, especially not to let the 3,000 battalions see the embarrassment of being kicked by pigs. He directly grabbed his right hand, and the Han Wangfu was suddenly wrapped in an invisible barrier, and there was no life.

Are pigs strong?

Very strong, but another kind of "strong".

The reason is very simple, the king of Han has killed many people, and under his sword there are the unjust spirits of the beasts, the heads of the leaders of the Wara tribe, and the people who died in the Battle of Jingjing.

However, he never killed a pig.

There is a big difference between a pig and a person, just like if you ask a judo champion to beat a primary school student, he will definitely be able to turn a page in the primary school student's household register. But if you let him use judo to roud a pig of more than 300 catties, he will definitely turn a page on his household registration book to show his determination. An adult man may be able to defeat another adult man, but he will never be able to beat a mad pig if he is unarmed.

The pig's body shape is unique, he is like a gas canister with a long hanging, and his neck is as thick as his body. In boxing, the thicker the neck, the stronger it is, and the pig directly transcends the thick category and becomes a lump, and its neck is a big lump. This caused the King of Han to subconsciously want to cut off the neck of this madman with a sword, but was shocked to find it.

What about the neck?

At this moment's moment, the pig was powerless.

"Hmph, hum, hum, ah!!, ah

Under the horrified gaze of King Han and Qianhu, the pig suddenly let out a ghost-like cry, and in the next second, the pig suddenly lowered its head, and a pair of eyes bloomed with dazzling light.

The consciousness cultivated on the battlefield for many years made King Han directly roll over and dodge the bright light, and then, he saw the jade slab behind him that had been melted into liquid.

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King Han suddenly felt a little afraid, if he chose to use the sword to block this light just now, I am afraid that he and the stone slab will be the same fate. Then he was embarrassed to find that his bow was not with him.

The place where the Han King talked to thousands of households was the main hall, the main hall of the open and upright, not the side hall used to engage in some shady transactions on weekdays. This is the side of King Han who thinks he is above board, but it is also one of the reasons why he is in an embarrassing situation now.

There are no weapons.

At this time, the king of Han had only one decorative long sword on his body, with a gorgeous scabbard, inlaid with gold and diamonds, which can be described as extremely luxurious. But the problem is that this thing is a decorative thing, and although it is much better than the tattered tatters of a silver or two in the blacksmith shops, it is not easy to use after all. And there is no bow and crossbow in the main hall, which makes it difficult for the Han King to help the pig flying in the sky for a while.

He looked at Qianhu, and the embarrassment in his eyes was self-evident. Chiho, on the other hand, scratched his head solemnly and continued to dodge Flying Pig's laser eyes.

What does it mean that you don't scratch your head with a solemn face?

What about you playing with me?

King Han was suddenly anxious, he could endure a lot, such as the suspicion of the ministers of the court, his father's capricious teasing, or Zhou Li's arrogant and domineering appearance.

But he couldn't accept being trapped in the temple by a pig.

No, why is there a pig with the speed of a rabbit, a strong ability to fly, and both eyes can emit laser lasers?

Is this a weapon of war that someone raised? Sick? Why a pig?

Why?

It's troublesome.

Sighing, Zhu Qianyun held his cheeks and poked the paper in his hand boredly. In the mansion, other officials responsible for the selection of concubines of the Han Dynasty ran back and forth, and all kinds of documents and letters were stacked together to make a spectacular appearance. And in the center of these letters, Liu Gongfeng handled each document lightly, and from time to time beckoned Ma Chenglong on the side and asked him to make himself a cup of hot tea.

"The third letter should be sealed with wax, not sealed! Jackie Chan, pour Daddy a cup of hot tea, or I'll hit you the door with my fingers! ”

For these documents and letters, Liu Gong came easily, smoothly, without any jams. As the nominal person in charge, Zhu Qianyun was extremely bored at this time, because everything was done by Liu Gong.

Father won't fight with Chinohe.

Zhu Qianyun sighed softly, and she felt that the anxiety caused by the dragon blood vine began to rise again in her heart. She grabbed her hair, then got up from her chair and said to Liu Gong on the side:

"Grandpa, I'm going to see how my father is doing."

"Go, go, go."

Liu Gong waved his hand without raising his head, and just as Zhu Qianyun was about to leave the mansion, he suddenly remembered something and said, "There is one more thing." ”

Zhu Qianyun's footsteps stopped, she turned her head, and there was an expression of "I know".

"Let Daddy pay attention to your body recently, don't stay up late."

Liu Gong instructed.

"Okay."

Zhu Qianyun nodded, then took a box of snacks and trotted towards the main hall. After a while, the girl with a single ponytail pushed open the door of the main hall, and then, the food box in her hand fell to the ground.

"Xiao Zhu!"

Zhu Qianyun shouted in horror.

"Huh?"

Han King Zhu Gaoxu was stunned for a moment.

"No, I'm talking about it!"

Zhu Qianyun pointed to the flying pig in the sky and said loudly: "It is the little Zhu raised by our Beiliang." ”

"Daughter, I suggest you stay away next time."

King Han was a little speechless, and after dodging a heat ray, he said seriously: "After all, we are all surnamed Zhu, which is not good." ”

Is this the time to talk about it?

Zhu Qianyun was a little stunned for a while, but she still reacted and dodged the pig's heat ray attack.

"Shouldn't it be a secret to avoid the name of the saint today?"

Qianhu was puzzled.

Is this time to rectify this?!

Zhu Qianyun gritted his teeth, only to feel that a fire was boiling in his chest. She looked at the pig that was wreaking havoc in the room, constantly flying, and her eyes were gradually occupied by a faint black light.

If you want to jump up with a knife and attack a pig, you will be hit by a heat ray because you have nowhere to borrow your strength in mid-air. But if you don't jump up and hit it, you don't have a bow and arrow, so you can't touch the other party.

Tut.

The fingertips of his right hand began to be occupied by pale black scales, and Zhu Qianyun only felt that the nameless fire in his chest began to burn. But she is not controlled, on the contrary, she is calm.

If you don't dragon yourself, this pig will be very difficult to solve.

"Roar!"

The purple scales burst out suddenly, directly slapping the flying pig to the side. Zhu Qianyun looked at it in astonishment, and found that the scorpion tail behind Qianhu was slowly swinging, and his eyes were also occupied by an evil purple light.

Unlike the demonized thousand households on the riverbank before, there is no bloodthirsty and murderous emotion in Zuo Wufu's eyes now. On the contrary, his eyes were like a pool of stagnant water, without any emotion. Qianhu looked at Zhu Qianyun and shook his head slightly, as if he was saying something.

Subconsciously, the dragon scales in the corners of Zhu Qianyun's eyes gradually retreated.

"Show the demon body in front of this king, the left is useless, and you are bold enough."

King Han on the side smiled, he looked at Zuo Wu, his eyes were full of interest.

"We can't let this be a disaster."

Zuo Qianhu's words were very calm, without any fluctuations. He looked at the flying pigs that were constantly flying in the air, as if they were enraged, and the giant tail behind him shook violently, smashing the flying pigs directly to the ground.

Leaning over and rushing forward, the embroidered spring knife in Zuo Qianhu's hand was contaminated with demonic energy. He no longer concealed his true body, and indifferently slashed at the pig's head with his knife.

Shout.

What everyone didn't expect was that this pig was very fast, almost to the point of being unbelievable. It directly stepped over the left Qianhu and rushed directly to the other side of the main hall, dodging the knife of the Qianhu.

Cyclops!

The pig turned his head and stared directly at Qianhu with a pair of eyes. But Qianhu's reaction was also very fast, and the instant demonization made the rock-solid scorpion armor resist this glance, but it was also melted out of two terrifying blood holes.

Zhu Qianyun reacted quickly, she directly pulled out a short knife she carried with her, and took advantage of the pig's attention to be attracted by Qianhu, and rushed directly to the pig from the side, slashing it into its throat.

Take-off, alas, how to say take-off.

At the moment when Zhu Qianyun and Qianhu were about to work together to subdue the pig, Beiliang Taixue's many years of combat experience made the pig react immediately. Without any hesitation, it took off directly, dodging the combined attack of the two.

At the same time, Zhu Qianyun's back was also exposed, and the pig's eyes directly gathered strength, and the laser eye stabbed at the defenseless Zhu Qianyun.

The sound of glass shattering rang out.

King Han silently withdrew the object in his hand and put it back on his waist.

He narrowed his eyes and looked at the Taoist priest who was standing in front of Zhu Qianyun and crushed the laser with two fingers, and a strange look appeared in his eyes.

"Whew~"

Gently blew away the green smoke from his fingertips, and put his jade-like fingers on Zhu Qianyun's shoulders on the side. Zhuge looked at the flying pig who didn't know whether he was alive or dead, and said calmly:

"Miss Yun, it's too late for the trail."

"Michijo..."

The moment he saw Zhuge Qing, the original anxiety and hesitation in Zhu Qianyun's heart were swept away, and only the peace of mind from his heart was replaced.

Zhuge Qingxiu's eyebrows frowned slightly, and there was refined immortal Qi in his eyes. She stretched out her hand, and the whisk appeared in her hand, and with a flick of it, a green streamer slammed into the flying pig.

Hum.

The pig let out a disdainful sneer, and in an instant, it burst out with great speed, easily dodging the green light. However, just as it stopped in mid-air, ready to return fire with a laser eye, Zhuge Qing twisted his fingers, and the green light immediately exploded, firmly encircling the flying pig like a giant net.

Twenty-four solar terms: Sting!

With a wave of dust, the silent thunder suddenly exploded, and the pig suddenly became a spirit, wanting to escape, but was firmly fixed in mid-air by the huge net.

As soon as the dust sank, the thunder exploded again. There were a few clanging sounds, and suddenly three stone-like objects popped out of the pig's body. Zhuge Qing held her right hand weakly, and the stones appeared in her hand. Since then, this pig has finally lost its strange speed and ability, and has become a domestic pig that only knows how to hum and chirp on the ground.

"Whew."

Seeing this, Qianhu finally breathed a sigh of relief. He didn't want to be beaten by pigs, even he would be ashamed. The King of Han on the side stared at Zhuge Qing thoughtfully, with a thoughtful look in his eyes.

"Thank you very much."

Zhu Qianyun also breathed a sigh of relief, she never thought that there would be pigs to attack the Han Wangfu in broad daylight. If it weren't for Zhuge Qing, this pig finger might have made a lot of noise.

"Actually, I should also thank Gongzi Zhou."

Zhuge Qing took those few charms into his arms and said, "It was he who found me and asked me to find where the flying pig went." If he hadn't found me in time, I am afraid he would not have subdued it so easily. ”

"Thank you, Daoist."

At this time, King Han on the side also walked over. He arched his hand at Zhuge Qing and asked, "I don't know which mountain the immortal is?" ”

"Immortals don't dare to be."

Zhuge Qing made a very standard Taoist salute to King Han, she looked at King Han and said indifferently:

"Below is the disciple of the Heavenly Master of Longhu Mountain."

"Zhuge Qing."

(End of chapter)