Chapter 418: Mountain rain is coming

Zhou Li is now like a huge battle cool.

These two charms should logically be handed over to Zhuge Qing, after all, they are her trophies, and Zhou Li also agrees with this. But the problem is that no one knows why, these charms are only activated by Zhou Li, and no one can activate these charms except Zhou Li.

A friendly reminder that pigs are pigs, not people.

Even Zhuge Qing didn't know why only Zhou Li could activate these spells. Of course, after activation, others can use it, but the cost is very large, and only the Dao Leader can hold it up at the moment.

The Dao Leader herself had no interest in this kind of thing outside her body, so she only had a general understanding of the purpose of these charms and threw them to Zhou Li. Zhou Li didn't shirk either, he knew that Zhuge Qing and he were both people all the way, so he gave back half a box of photo stones, which made Zhuge Qing's eyes light up, and he couldn't be happy.

"Zhou Li, haven't you had enough?"

For some reason, they lived together again, Tang Wan seemed to have accepted this setting a long time ago, and was accustomed to lying in her and Zhou Li's room. Then, she sat up helplessly and said to Zhou Li, who was trying to stand upside down and kick her nose in midair:

"You've been trying for half an hour, and you're never going to kick your nose unless the third bone in your calf is a lump of brains."

Zhou Li, who was suspended in mid-air, had a distorted face, and after a moment, he had to give up this genius-like idea and fell helplessly on the bed.

"No way."

Zhou Li shook his head and said in a chic manner: "Flying is the instinctive thirst of human beings, you can't stifle my yearning for the sky, wild animals that can only crawl on the ground." ”

“?”

Tang Wan was stunned for a moment, she pointed at herself, and tilted her head again.

"That's right, I'm talking about you."

Zhou Li crossed his waist, suspended in mid-air, and laughed: "You wild animal that can only crawl on two feet on the ground, I have conquered the sky now, and you can only squirm." ”

Tang Guan stretched out his hand expressionlessly, grabbed the rope that was tied to Zhou Li's feet, and pulled it hard.

"Whew!!"

With a scream, Zhou Li fell directly on the bed, lying on it on all fours, with a helpless face.

Side effect of the chicken charm: There will be a period of loss of gravity after use.

If there is no rope to hold Zhou Li, it will continue to levitate, and then suddenly fall.

That's right, after conducting the experiment, Zhou Li found that these three charms all had different side effects. The rabbit charm will reward Zhou Li for being honest, the chicken charm will make him lose gravity for a while, and the pig charm...

"So when the hell did you find this black diorama?"

Looking at Zhou Li, who was dressed as a fortune teller on the street, Tang Wan asked curiously: "Now the eyes will be... What's that? ”

Zhou Li silently took off his sunglasses, and tears shot out.

It's not an exaggeration, it's not a metaphor, it's a pure "shot out". The moment he took off his sunglasses, Zhou Li's eyes were like fountains, and two jets of water spurted out violently, wetting the expressionless Tang Guan.

"Silly Bi."

Tang Guan calmly insulted: "Can you take off your sunglasses and stop looking at me?" ”

"Nope."

Zhou Li silently put on his sunglasses and replied more calmly: "What if I don't see you wet myself?" ”

"You..."

Tang Guan laughed angrily.

That's right, the side effect of the pig charm is that tears rain down.

It's not a metaphor, it's really tears raining down.

After forcing people to fry the fish with electric eyes, Zhou Li suddenly fell to his knees and burst into tears. Just when Tang Guan thought that Zhou Li suddenly believed in Buddhism and began to accumulate merits, Zhuge Qing found out that something was wrong.

She found that Zhou Li was about to cry and dehydrated.

Yes, dehydrated, after a burst of crumbling weeping, Zhou Li had already begun to twitch like a dried salted fish. At that time, the three people were scared and thought that Zhou Li had been leaned over by the fish's unjust soul, and Tang Wan even began to kowtow to the river god, kowtowing and kowtowing.

If it weren't for Zhou Qinghe, the fifth sister who was in charge of water at the time, who found out and got out of the jade gourd and gave Zhou Li a mouthful of water, Zhou Li would have become a brain-dead crying alive in glory.

Later, after researching, Zhou Li understood the side effects of the pig charm, that is, after using it, he cried bitterly when he encountered the light, and if he didn't close his eyes, he would easily cry to death from dehydration.

Abstract, extremely abstract.

After learning about the aftermath of this spell, even Tang Guan, a thing with a clear brain circuit, couldn't understand it. But after a short period of thought, everyone decided that this side effect was justified and outrageous, and there was even a scientific basis.

What happened to the eyes that experienced high temperatures and washed them with water? Isn't that normal?

"This suit of armor is not usually used often."

Zhou Li looked at the charms in his hand and said solemnly: "The consumption of rat charms is too large, and there is a risk of impotence. The horse charm cures all diseases, but only the one in the mouth. The Tiger Charm can fuse energy, but is prone to schizophrenia. The pig charm would make me cry dehydrated, and the chicken charm would deprive my body of gravity for a while, and the side effects were horrible. ”

"So you don't even say a word about the streaking of the rabbit charm."

Tang Guan said numbly.

"Because that won't affect the fight."

Zhou Li looked very open, "Halfway through the fight, if I suddenly strip naked, the enemy will definitely be frightened or surprised for the first time." Think about it, if you were in a fight with me, and I suddenly punched you in the middle of the fight, and then I suddenly burst into clothes, what would you think? ”

Tang Wan imagined this scene for a moment, and then her face turned pale.

"It's horrible."

Tang Wan clutched his chest, as if he had begun to fear, "You are really a devil." ”

"Ho-ho."

Zhou Li let out a strange laugh, he looked at the charms in his hand, and a bold idea appeared in his mind.

Charms, charms...

"Gan, Wen, Cui."

In the darkness, three armorers with different shapes slowly walked out. They knelt before the man in the dark, bowed their heads, and answered in a deep voice.

"The three charms are not a coincidence at all, but someone did it on purpose. You are the most elite trio, and within three days, I want these three charms to appear on the adults' tables. ”

"No!"

The three of them responded heavily, lowered their heads, and became more respectful.

In the shadows, the dim candle flame gradually extinguished, and soon, a layer of darkness enveloped the hut, hiding the man's face in the dust.

When the moon rises, the sun sets, the moon is dark and the wind is high, and the people kill and set fires.

The three black shadows also began to walk towards Liu Gong's mansion. They are determined, calm, and calm.

"Also, remember one thing."

In their minds, the man's words kept echoing.

"Don't forget who you are..." (End of chapter)