What is the art of language?

It's like you're trying to attack a guy who has just come out of the toilet. You said that he just went to the toilet and ate, and everyone couldn't believe it, and they might also think that you were a very excessive person, and even slandered others.

But if you change "he just went to the toilet and ate" to "he just came out of the toilet and smashed his mouth and enjoyed it", it's different.

The front one is too pale, without any modifiers, and very fake. But the latter is very colorful, with appropriate descriptions and accurate movements, giving people a feeling of "Wow, it's a bit like that".

So, Zhou Li used his language arts.

Did he say it wrong?

No.

Not a single one.

The monster was attracted by the golden snake, and the king of Han did lead three thousand battalions to block the demon clan.

Anyway, the origin of the golden snake is in Zhou Li's hands, and he just roughly processed the reality a little bit, maybe there are discrepancies, but the result is the same.

Therefore, Hanwang chose to cooperate.

It can be said that Han Wang did not have any reason not to cooperate. If it weren't for Zhou Li's proximity to the monsters, plus some other reasons, King Han would have had a showdown with Zhou Li to bring him to his camp. After all, his most essential purpose is to let Zhu Qianyun get a splashing credit, so that she can smoothly take over the throne of Han, and she will no longer be slandered because of the words "Jianwen orphan".

Therefore, after Zhou Li proposed the cooperation plan of "creating a new version of the life of the monster and having a vigorous demon fusion", King Han directly abandoned his previous suspicions and chose to cooperate.

Of course, this "previous suspicion" includes, but is not limited to, "Zhou Li showed off his achievements in exploding fish", "Zhou Li tried to manipulate the flying pig to attack him", "Zhou Li threatened him with the Taiying toilet bombing", "Fucking Zhou Li blew up the toilet in Taiying", etc., except for "Zhou Li is his enemy".

Is it an enemy?

If so.

You say that Zhou Li is the enemy of the Han king, but he finally proposes a path that even the Han king has never envisioned, and even lists the feasibility of the plan in just a few minutes. Not only did King Han look sideways, but even the Taoist had to sigh at Zhou Li's genius idea.

At the same time, Zhou Li also modestly said that he had only done a little trivial work and still needed to learn.

Then, it's time to solve the crotch puzzle.

The three thousand battalions actually didn't lose their minds at the first time, even if they were drenched in, they were still loyal to King Han. It's just that at that time, they formed a military formation, and the backbone was Zhu Qianyun, and after Zhou Li exploded the heavenly star, Zhu Qianyun was in turmoil, and subconsciously lifted the military formation. Caught off guard, these people were engulfed in the crowd by countless angry mad monsters and rushed to the roof of the Golden Flocculent Sculpture Building.

In fact, fortunately, Zhou Li used this trick to explode the sky star is indiscriminate area damage. Otherwise, once these armor soldiers of the 3,000 battalions are not contaminated, they may be killed by the monsters who have gone crazy to the extreme.

After all, they didn't dare to fight with the youkai who fought in the snow neatly and neatly, they really couldn't beat it.

When they saw Zhou Li being pulled into the secret realm by the Golden Snake Lady, the armor soldiers of the 3,000 battalions reacted that there were His Royal Highness the King of Han and his daughter floating in the sky. And the reaction of the youkai was, fuck, what's going on.

Yes, these monsters were "sober" the moment Lady Golden Snake entered the secret realm.

In a sense, Lady Golden Snake is a scam this time. She used the dragon veins she had captured before to affect most of the monsters in the thirteen cities of the Northern Ring Road, allowing them to come to Taiying on December 31, the day when the Qi of Heaven and Earth was at its peak. When a large number of monsters gathered in a city, the golden snake pulled the dragon vein, and used its own "Golden Snake Gu" to deeply affect the souls of these monsters.

You must know that as a great demon of the Eight Realms, Lady Golden Snake is only one step away from ascending to the immortal. She infected these youkai at the cost of her soul and life, and she couldn't break free in a short time.

And in order to obtain the power of the wish, the idea she implanted in these monsters was "death, and then establish the world of the demon race". This idea is actually the hope of most youkai, and in addition to the youkai who are completely controlled by instinct and bloodlust, many youkai want to have a peaceful living environment, or at least, not to be hunted by people anymore.

According to the original plan, the Golden Snake would pull Zhou Li into her secret realm at the last moment, forging a true demon god. And these monsters will also return to normal after she disappears, scattering and fleeing into the Tai camp, causing a lot of trouble to the Han King, so that he has no time to take care of himself.

Madame Golden Snake calculated perfectly, she even took into account that the King of Han had the courage of ten thousand people, and also took into account the strength of the front of the three thousand battalions, and the five military battalions came to cheer. But what she never expected was that Zhou Li took the lead in using tactical-level nuclear weapons, and used a hearty little boy battle with the toilet on the fourth floor to roll up the stormy waves, stirring up the situation into a big mess.

Now it's okay, the monsters are sober, but they still keep their anger and don't leave the Golden Silk Sculpture Building. King Han was not tied hand and foot, and the three thousand battalions had been gathered together, and these monsters were pleasantly surprised to find that they seemed to be dying after calming down.

And it's dead in this disgusting environment.

Are the youkai strong? It's strong, and the youkai that gather together are not weak. But the problem is that the three thousand battalions gathered together are stronger, and there is also the Han King in charge, plus those Taoist priests and strange species (Zhou Li) who are eyeing each other, they know that they have no possibility of leaving today.

Although they were largely controlled to come to Taiying, they also knew in their hearts that a group of monsters gathered together to rush into the hometown of the King of Han, and this kind of crime was no different from rebellion, which was enough for the demon division to come to the door with a smile, pull off their heads and play a bow, and the good quality could also be honorably put on the feet of the official master as calfskin boots.

You say that they are free and unrestrained?

The problem is that you can't run! The 3,000 battalion calmed down early and took out their weapons to control the situation. The youkai, on the other hand, remained angry and controlled, and by the time they returned to normal, the 3,000 battalions were almost in a state of swords on their heads.

But they were still angry, very angry. After all, it was drenched in an indescribable substance, and no one could stand this thing. Therefore, they are bound to find out who is behind the scenes, at least to give themselves a clean slate before they die.

"It's all done by Madame Golden Snake!"

Zhou Li yelled. (End of chapter)