"You mean, when you were swimming in the field, you suddenly felt that the vines were insulting you, and you were so angry that you wanted to theorize, only to find out that these vines were scolding this woman for being a bump who played with fire and urine?"

In the room, Zhou Li squatted at the table in the posture of a thinker, and said calmly:

"Joan of Arc, when did you learn the word "playing with fire?"

"Three days ago."

Joan of Arc replied quickly and sincerely, "You said when you blew up the toilet, you said that I don't have the ability to excrete and can't urinate on the kang, so you let me play with fire." ”

The expression on Zhou Li's face stiffened.

"If you dare to laugh, I'll beat you to the ondol."

Turning his head, Zhou Li reminded Li Bin kindly.

Li Bin sweat suddenly flowed down.

Damn, he's going to do it.

Since Zhou Li seized real power, Li Bin, who served as the deputy minister of the newly established "Monster Relationship Processing Department", was terrified every day. Because Hou Jue was thinking about his health and life, he was afraid that Li Bin was the kind of person who would offend Zhou Li when his memory was cleared the next day, so he lent Li Bin a copy of the "It's All Zhou Li's" photo stone that he copied.

The day after seeing this photo stone, Li Bin would tremble when he saw Zhou Li's legs.

Many years later, Li Bin was lying on his small bed, and he would definitely remember that distant afternoon, when the magical Lao Deng in the photo stone resolutely opened his arms and fell into the swamp with his back leaping into the curve drawn by the swamp.

Terrible, terrible.

After being exchanged by Zhou Li with words and eyes, Li Bin hurriedly lowered his head and began to continue to work on registering the name of the monster.

"Name?"

"Big Tiger."

"Where's the one next to you?"

"Xiaoliang."

"What about the other one?"

"Waste knives."

Ignoring the grizzled waste trio on the side, Zhou Li looked at Joan of Arc on the side and asked:

"Joan of Arc, where did you put that girl?"

"Ah, I met Qianyun on the way carrying Miss Tang to forage for food, and they took the person away."

Joan of Arc tells a horror story like "Cannibal Diary" in calm words.

"I kind of understand."

Zhou Li touched his chin, and after a short thought, he spoke: "Joan of Arc, you go back to them first, don't worry." ”

"Hey, this is the urgent word trick of the anxious filial piety."

Joan of Arc suddenly realized.

"No, when did you learn this?"

Zhou Li said in astonishment.

"Self-taught."

After a brief silence, Joan of Arc firmed.

"You're not going to come up with me, are you?"

Zhou Li touched his chin and asked with some hesitation.

Joan of Arc was silent.

"You're the Knight of Oath, you can't lie."

Zhou Li said indifferently.

Joan of Arc was still speechless.

"Then I won't take you to play when I get married to the kite god."

"It was Miss Tang Guan who gave me the knowledge of evil remedy, and then she gave me three bottles of poison to tell me not to say it."

Joan of Arc's tears corroded a large hole in the ground, and she was very sad.

A false smile of "sure enough" appeared on Zhou Li's face, and then he took out his copper belt and said calmly: "Go, go back, I'll go talk to Lao Tang about the child's education." ”

"Who is the child?"

"If there's a question of education, it's you. But if you're asking about the enjoyers of copper-headed belts, it's Tangguan. ”

Zhou Li went back to find Tang Guan, not simply to let her experience "the copper head belt loves me again". He was looking for a reason to go back and see the woman in Joan of Arc's mouth playing with fire urine.

He hadn't forgotten that at the beginning and end of the entire Golden Snake incident, there were the figures of the mad people.

And sometimes, Zhou Li would also suspect that just Mrs. Golden Snake alone would not be able to make such a big battle. At least, he didn't find the "black dragon statue" in the mouth of the Golden Snake Lady.

Liu Gong's mansion is like Zhou Li's home in Beiliang, and now it has become a tactical research base, and it can also be a gathering place for the mixed eating and waiting for death squads. The main members are generally Tang Guan and Xu Xuan, one of these two things eats and drinks, and the other is too lazy to die, and together they are like an ass with a long mouth, in addition to eating, they are paralyzed.

Haha, don't you want to ask why it's not just eating or pulling?

Because auspiciousness will not excrete!

Beautiful girls don't even poop!

"I don't believe it."

Zhou Li shook his head and replied calmly: "If this is really the case, why do you have eyes?" ”

Xu Xuan was silent.

Tang Guan on the side was shocked, "Zhou Li, have you seen it?" It's not fun, the kite god knows to kill you. ”

"In cat form, she's going to show it."

Zhou Li said helplessly.

"Get out!"

Xu Xuan was furious, and then hurriedly left the house and went to find Yun Baibai to cry about Zhou Li's evil deeds.

"So what are you putting Xu Xuan disgusting for?"

Tang Guan's eyes rolled widely, and he whispered, "Is it about monsters?" ”

"Nope."

Zhou Li shook his head and said indifferently: "It's a practical investigation about the degree of adaptation of your ass and copper-headed belt." ”

“？”

A huge question mark appeared on Tang Guan's face.

"Hold on, and we'll fight together when you're recovered."

Zhou Li walked to Tang Guan's side, looked at the unconscious woman on her bed, and said, "This is the woman Joan of Arc stolen?" ”

"I didn't steal it, I picked it up."

Joan of Arc corrected in standard Mandarin.

Zhou Li didn't know what to say for a while, and now he felt that in a few months, when he handed over Joan of Arc to Win Kite, a classic rotten terrier imp would appear in this world.

No, this thing is a big ghost, and it's a big ghost of big ghosts.

"What are you talking about?"

Tang Wan scratched his head, and then suddenly realized, "Hey, you said this woman?" ”

Tang Wan stepped out of the way, revealing the woman on the bed. She looked at the woman and said with palpitations: "You don't know, just now Joan of Arc was on the street, carrying this woman's calves all over the street, and when she saw someone, she asked if she could wipe the urine kang with a cotton cloth. ”

"Wow, it's her who is the inverted frieze."

"Yes, that's her."

Tang Wan nodded, glanced at the woman's appearance, and said, "Qianyun said that she seemed to have seen this girl in the roster before, so she went to look through the roster of officials in the capital. ”

"The roster of the capital..."

Zhou Li scratched his head and said strangely: "Why did the dignified Jingguan still come to this shabby place in Beiliang?" The family is dead, and they can't think of coming here. ”

"Guan'er, I've found out."

As soon as Zhou Li's words fell, Zhu Qianyun rushed in in a panic, and did not forget to shout loudly: "She is Drizzle, the only survivor of the [Zhang's Massacre] in the capital, Zhang Qiuyu!" ”

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Zhou Li and Tang Guan glanced at each other, and then, Zhou Li lowered his dog head in shame. (End of chapter)