Chapter 492: Fuck off

"It's really noisy."

In the wooden house, after listening to Yun Baibai's narration, the old scholar understood what he had experienced in Taiying. After a long time, he drank a sip of hot tea to suppress the waves in his heart, and said, "Zhou Li, why is your jade gourd in Tang Guan's hand now?" ”

"As you can see."

Tang Guan spread out his hand and smiled confidently: "I don't have to worry about the problem of Jade Seal Qi Ling anymore. ”

"Oh?"

Raising his eyebrows, the old scholar was surprised: "You really have collected all the elements to cleanse the Qi Spirit?" ”

"Nope."

Tang Wan shook his finger and said happily: "I don't have Lingqi anymore." ”

“?”

The old pedant was stunned.

"Scrapped."

Spreading out his hand, Tang Wan said indifferently: "Now it's a realm spirit Qi master, if you bring back the pig that flew out and let me fight indiscriminately, I will probably fight with it for five or five." ”

After a pause, Tang Guan explained: "I was beaten by it five times in five minutes"

"You..."

The old pedant's eyes became complicated, he didn't expect that the two disciples he had once been the most proud of, one of the spiritual veins was abolished, and the other was ruined by his own future. But after learning the reason why these two people did this, he couldn't even say a word of blame, and could only sigh silently.

"Is there a way?"

Zhou Li asked.

"Nope."

The old pedant replied quickly, he covered his forehead, frowned, and said, "Not at all." ”

"In the absence of Qi spirits, the spiritual veins are the foundation of man. And when a person condenses the Qi Spirit, the spiritual veins will be entangled in the Qi Spirit, that is to say, the Qi Spirit at this time is the foundation of the person. Taking out the Qi Flexible Vitality is equivalent to self-destructing the spiritual veins and foundations, which is far more serious than the situation at the time when Zhou Li was there. ”

After the old pedant sighed, he sighed, "It's really you." ”

"So, I'm going to go to Longhu Mountain."

Zhou Li was very serious when he spoke this time, "If Longhu Mountain can't solve her problem, I'll go to other places, there are many immortal paths, I don't believe that no immortal sect can solve this problem." ”

"Dragon Tiger Mountain..."

After a short period of silence, the old scholar nodded and said, "This is also a good idea. The Taoist masters of Longhu Mountain have always been kind-hearted, and the sect has a long history, and the first person today, the Heavenly Master, is also sitting in Longhu Mountain, they may have a way. ”

The old scholar thought about it for a while, and said with a headache: "But Longhu Mountain has always been closed to the public, and even if the emperor wants to visit, he has to make an appointment for a long time in advance. It's a bit difficult for the two of you to visit rashly. ”

"It's fine."

Zhuge Qing put down the teapot and said, "Master also hinted when he sent us a message, I can bring Zhou Gongzi and Guan'er over together." ”

"I'm tired of Shaogang!"

Zhou Li was shocked, "When did you come?!" ”

"People just knocked on the door, are you deaf?"

The old scholar on the side said angrily, and then he looked at Zhuge Qing and said curiously: "Did the Heavenly Master allow these two people to go up the mountain?" ”

"Hmm."

Nodding, Zhuge Qing patted Yun Baibai's hand lightly, smiled at her, and then responded: "Master really doesn't like others to visit on weekdays, but once Master invites someone, it means that he really wants to see each other." ”

"Oh~"

The old pedant nodded, and then he was relieved. He pondered for a short moment, and then said, "You can't go empty-handed when visiting real people, Zhou Li, you go to my house tomorrow, and I'll ask your aunt to prepare some vulture wine for you, and you can take it with you." ”

"Huh?"

Zhuge Qing was stunned for a moment, and then he realized that this was a classic human sophistication. She hurriedly shook her head and dissuaded, "No, no." The old pedant, although the tutor also steals alcohol to drink, he hardly drinks on weekdays. ”

"What you say is like saying that Zhou Li seems to be a good person, but he is a good person, which is as outrageous."

Tang Guan complained.

"No, no, no, I mean, although the family teacher steals the third uncle's wine on weekdays, it's just that he likes to anger the third uncle, and he doesn't drink alcohol on weekdays."

Zhuge Qing hurriedly explained.

"Well said."

The old scholar waved his hand and gave full play to his human feelings, "Zhou Li, you directly give the wine to Zhuge Qing's third uncle, and then tell the third uncle of the heavenly master that there is a wine thief over there, isn't this the best of both worlds?" ”

It's not for nothing that you can be Zhouli's teacher.

Zhuge Qing was numb.

"Good strategy, but I'd like to modify it a little."

Zhou Li waved his hand, straddled the chair with a knife, and said mysteriously: "Why don't we disguise the wine as hemorrhoids medicine and give it to the third uncle, and then tell the old master that it is wine, in this way, the old master stole the wine, and the third uncle's hemorrhoid medicine was stolen, and everyone was happy." ”

No, yours is all about you, right?

Zhuge Qing wanted to say something, but in the end it turned into a relieved smile.

Forget it, it's dead.

"Alright, no kidding."

Zhou Li sighed and said, "Old pedant, you don't have to worry about gifts, I already have a plan." ”

"Oh?"

The Heavenly Master raised his eyebrows, and then sneered: "What can you poor man have that the Heavenly Master can look up to?" ”

"Integrity."

Zhou Li said calmly.

Close your eyes, point to people, and laugh.

Looking at the silent ridicule of the old pedant, Zhou Li gritted his teeth and said: "You know a fart, the Taoist chief has said it, I am now upright, and the old heavenly master likes me as a young man who eliminates harm for the people and guards the righteous path." ”

"No, you're guarding one..."

The old scholar just wanted to mock Zhou Li, but suddenly, he was startled.

Oh, grass, this kid really does harm to the people every day.

Simply calculate, starting from the magnificent building, the snake demon, bandits, Xu Ziyi, the dead man's knife, Zhang Suohao, Bai Xianling, the white lady, the ancient god No. 1, the golden snake lady...

No, wait a minute...

The old scholar felt that his worldview had collapsed a little, and it didn't take long for him to realize that after throwing away a series of characteristics such as character, character, means, sword shrine, and ruthlessness, Zhou Li was in the universal environment, and he could really be regarded as guarding the right path and eliminating violence and peace.

That's not right, right.

"What's that look on your face?!"

Zhou Li took the case and said angrily: "Do you know that my merits are now a hundred harems a day, and I don't have to do anything every day." Now I have to go to Longhu Mountain to cultivate immortals, not to mention, I have to go to Baijing and the old BJs to participate in the Hundred Flowers Banquet in a year, you still look at me with this expression, how uncomfortable I am, do you know?! ”

Suddenly, the old pedant felt a little guilty.

Yes, Zhou Li has done so many good deeds, and it is really too much for him to think about him like this.

"So, explode more gold coins, Lao Deng."

I shouldn't have speculated about him.

Killing him is the best solution. (End of chapter)