On the official road, the carriage swayed, and several yellow-brown horses pulled the cart weakly, slowly moving forward on this flat continent.

Tang Guan was as listless as the horse outside the car, on the one hand, she was tired of arguing, and on the other hand, it was the weakness caused by her physical deficit that made her get a more magical problem in the Ming Dynasty.

Motion sickness.

"Kidney deficiency, always after exertion, waist and leg soreness. Is it kidney overdraft? ”

Zhou Li noticed the half-dead Tang Guan, and after caring for Tang Guan in a disgusting tone, he leaned over and stuffed a pill bottle to the other party, "Let's have a kidney treasure!" ”

Tang Wan took it, and poured it into his mouth without looking at it. After chewing for a moment and swallowing hard, Tang Wan looked at Zhou Li and gave an anise burp with a resentful expression.

"I'll go."

Zhou Li hurriedly opened the mortise and tenon window of the carriage, fanned it twice, and let it go, "You are so unqualified?" ”

"Don't give me star anise pills."

Tang Wan said helplessly.

"Then you said that your motion sickness is better."

"Huh? Do I have anything to do with motion sickness? ”

Tang Guan was surprised.

"I feel like the conversation between us is disgusting."

Zhou Li said numbly, he didn't bother to continue to communicate nonsense with Tang Guan, but turned his head and said to Zhuge Qing, who was fiddling with the shadow stone on the side: "Dao Chief, is there a good-looking shadow stone?" Bring me two. ”

"Good-looking?"

The Taoist chief thought about it, took out a photo stone and handed it to Zhou Li, and said, "I like this quite a bit." By the way, Zhou Gongzi, I recently made a new discovery. ”

"What?"

Zhou Li took the photo stone and began to fiddle with it.

"I found that if the shadow stone is cut into a round slice and a small circle is cut in the center, the inside of the shadow stone can automatically circulate the Lingqi and play the photo, and it can also accurately divide each paragraph and divide the upper and lower connections."

Zhuge Qing's eyes were full of wisdom.

Zhou Li was sluggish.

"No, Dao Chief, you..."

Zhou Li was a little hesitant, he now suspected that in another seven or eight years, Zhuge Qing would directly make a "The Redemption of Zhou Nephrology", "The Biography of Zhou Li's Toilet Repair", and "This Brave Man is the Crumbs of the World" in Daming.

Shiri's second uncle, it seems like I inadvertently gave birth to something terrible.

"I'm going to give it a try in a few days, just split the "Secret Adventure" and see if I can separate the upper and lower episodes."

"I take the liberty of asking, what is the title of the last episode?"

""Red Hooded Bodysuits Out of a Thousand Heroes vs. Beautiful Fox Demon"

"What about the title of the next episode?"

"Heroes are Zhou Li"

“····”

Zhou Li's expression gradually went crazy, but due to his lack of strength, he could only use an embarrassing smile to cover up the madness in his heart. He casually clicked on the Shadow Stone. When he saw himself being hung from a tree by an old pedant and smoked, he threw the photo stone out of the window with the fastest hand speed in his life.

"Gongzi Zhou."

Zhuge Qing didn't blame Zhou Li's behavior, but said softly: "I have memorized the way of [backup] that you told me before, in addition to the two physical versions, I also used the Lingqi in the Lingqi pool of Longhu Mountain to simulate one, which can be transferred at any time. ”

Fuck Baidu Netdisk?

Zhou Li was completely stunned, he sat on the seat of the carriage in a daze, and for a while he felt that a big film and television hand named Zhuge Qing seemed to surround him. He is now a little scared whether he will be forced by Zhuge Qing to shoot a video one day, such as something like "Sister Kite Don't Want".

Just as he was stunned, the carriage suddenly shook violently, and then almost overturned and stopped in place. The people in the car suddenly shook their backs, Zhou Li and the others had cultivation in their bodies, so they stabilized their figures, and they could also have the kung fu to get Tang Guan to their side.

Soon, the coachman in charge of the carriage opened the door and said with a distressed expression:

"Ladies and gentlemen, the axle of the carriage was accidentally smashed by a stone, and the parts inside were rotten, please wait... Wait a while. ”

"How long will it take?"

One person couldn't help it, and said loudly: "I'm in a hurry here, I want to go to Tieling to deliver things, who is responsible for this delay?" ”

"There's no way, guest officer, I don't want this kind of thing, I will deduct my salary if I don't arrive on time, I am considerate and considerate."

The bitter carriage driver nodded his head, looking very humble.

Facing Tang Guan's gaze full of condemnation and contempt on the side, Zhou Li smiled calmly, patted her shoulder, and said in a deep voice: "Don't worry, I won't admit it." ”

？

"No, you're already at the point where you're hard-mouthed?"

Tang Wan said in astonishment.

"It shouldn't be."

Zhou Li touched his chin and said puzzledly: "The Shadow Stone shouldn't be so hard, how can it?" ”

While several people were talking, the door of the carriage was suddenly violently torn open. When the driver turned his head, he was thrown out of the car by a large hand on the shoulder, rolled several times before stopping, and fell to the ground groaning incessantly.

"Hit... Hit Hit ·

Holding a wooden axe and a beard, the tall man climbed into the carriage and shouted, "Robbery! ”

"The most annoying gang of robbers is not technical at all."

Tang Wan whispered: "Prison Zhou, are you coming or am I coming?" ”

"Wait and see."

Zhou Li said calmly.

"It's just about having fun."

Tang Wan immediately understood.

After the bearded man walked in, he slashed hard, and most of the iron load-bearing pillar on the side was suddenly broken. The strength shown at this time directly frightened the people in the car, especially the group of Beiliang, who were almost happy to laugh.

"All the give me, don't laugh! Be serious, rob and rob! ”

When the man saw everyone's smiles, he suddenly became anxious, and his speech and even the degree of stumbling decreased. He swung his short axe vigorously and said angrily: "Jiao... Pay the money, spirit stones, medicines, treasures, all hand over to me! ”

Two skinny men came out from behind him, holding bags, and walked in with a fierce face. And the bearded man's eyes turned and saw Zhuge Qing and the others in the middle of the carriage, and in an instant, the man's eyes widened.

"Alas, you two will rob the property first, I'll rob you..."

After swallowing the last word, the man walked towards Zhou Li and the others with a lascivious smile. Soon, he stood beside Zhou Li, looked at Zhuge Qing, and whispered in a greasy and disgusting voice:

"I, I, I've never seen such a beautiful one in a long time... It's beautiful. ”

"Come... Play with me."

"Kittens" (end of chapter)