Chapter 5: Damn, it's a big deal
Zhou Li has seen one before, standard Japanese-style toilet paper, in short, the protagonist is a standard hard-working brave, and after being reborn, he is ready to turn over the world, but he has encountered a lot of broken stories.
He now felt that he had a certain resonance with this bitter brave man in a sense. Whether it was preparing to overturn everyone, or the attack of his own physique now, it made him feel a little sympathetic to the brave man in it.
Fuck you, what a groove.
This inexplicable side quest is really a ditch and a groove.
The subconscious foul mouth awakened the fat memory of the officials on the side. After hearing Zhou Li's words that seemed to be insulting his family, the official who had been powerful throughout his life straightened his waist and said in a solemn tone that belonged to him: "What did you just say? I think you're tired of being crooked. ”
The moment he heard this, Zhou Li's body froze. With Tang Guan on the side, they froze together.
The official thought that his identity had suppressed the two of them, and the face in his heart was a smug smile, and the skin on his face was a threatening anger. He directly carried a long knife, walked in front of Zhou Li, and said viciously: "Insulting the court officials, do you know what kind of crime this is?" If I'm here to care, you're going to have to live in prison today. ”
"What if you don't care?"
Zhou Li asked with a weak expression like a little white sheep.
"Don't care."
With a sneer, the official secretly clenched his fists and said softly: "Boy, forgive me for looking like a fledgling who doesn't understand anything, you remember, don't be filial when you talk to the official, and don't say anything when your fist falls on your body, that's what you deserve." ”
Hearing these words, Zhou Li directly breathed a long sigh of relief, like an ice drink in the summer, a toilet paper in the toilet, and a dead skin that will be torn off, so cool that it can't be done.
It's too pure, brother, this product is too pure.
Seeing Zhou Li's appearance, Zhuge Qing on the side sighed. She can see that Zhou Li in Beiliang has already converged to the extreme, after all, he has cleaned up everything he can pack up before, and with the support of the old pedant, Beiliang has rarely had such pure imbecile to amuse Zhou Li. Therefore, Zhou Li, who is in Beiliang, has actually been suppressing his nature.
Well, now it's all unleashed.
Thinking of this, Zhuge Qing secretly took out the shadow stone and clicked on the button on it. Xu Xuan looked confused in her arms, looked at Zhuge Qing's delicate jawline, and then looked at Zhou Li, who was a little moved by the smile and tears, and there was only simple doubt left on the cat's face.
No, what, how could Zhou Li be trapped by a weak chicken in one realm.
Stretching out his hand, under the inexplicable gaze of the official, Zhou Li put his hand on his shoulder and showed a kind smile. Hot tears fell to the ground, mixed with dust. As if looking at a rare treasure, Zhou Li began to look at the officials in front of him with satisfaction.
Isn't it good to have Longyang?
The official shuddered when he looked at Zhou Li's appearance, the reason why he came to pit Zhou Li's kid was because he was in an official carriage, the cheapest grade, and he was wearing ordinary clothes. But when he was held by Zhou Li's shoulder, he sweated down.
It's a terrible grip, this kid is not simple.
And this fiery look...
It's over, it's the good of Longyang who has a heart in his heart.
The officials were already a little scared at this time, after all, anyone who knew a little more in these years knew that there were also some Lingqi masters who suffered from Longyang because of their cultivation of special exercises. The young man in front of him, in addition to his handsome appearance, is only mediocre, but he has such a grip strength, could it be that he has practiced the kind of exercises that exchange ** for strength?
It's over, it's heavy.
"Come, brother, it's not convenient to talk here, you and I can find a convenient place to talk."
Zhou Li still had that hypocritical and disgusting smile, and he gently grabbed the official's shoulders and pressed his dumb hole to death. But soon Zhou Li reacted, he couldn't find the location of the dumb hole, so he could only crack the other party's shoulder blades, so that he couldn't cry out in pain, just like that, there were new people in the dark alley.
"Brother, I have a little pity for you as a creature that I have made out of me, and I have some pity for you as your Creator. So, let's start playing a little game now. I'll test your knowledge, I'll pick up your shoulder blades and send you away if you answer all the wrong answers, I'll pull out your shoulder blades and then go back to you along the same way as you are, how about it? ”
Not to mention that this official was sweating like rain, he couldn't even sweat anymore. He only felt regret now, he had provoked such a brutal Longyang Evil Cultivator.
Can that place be stuffed with shoulder blades? Is this still human?
The official's teeth chattered, his upper teeth knocked his lower teeth, and he looked very pitiful.
"First question."
Zhou Li took out the blank paper from nowhere, and asked with the appearance of a professional host: "How many times has the beloved wife of the Tang family been resurrected?" ”
?
You're just trying to shove my shoulder blades into my groove, right?
"The answer is zero times, because there are no three young Tang family in this world, only the eldest and youngest grandmother of the Tang family."
Zhou Li happily announced the correct answer, and then said to the official in a disgusting tone: "Children, there is a reward for answering the next question correctly, and there is a punishment for answering incorrectly, so be careful." ”
The official suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, and his originally desperate heart was pulled back like this, and suddenly became relaxed. Subconsciously, he was ready to answer Zhou Li's questions.
"Come, tell my brother what happened in your city, why don't you let you out of the city?"
Zhou Li asked kindly.
"In the city... Strange things are happening in the city, and there are so many of them... Wraiths appear all over the city, and even the Demon Boss is helpless. And the most important thing is that the magistrate of Anshan County was bent over by the ghost, and the entire Anshan has been completely controlled by him, and we dare not disobey him, so we can only, we can only follow him. ”
"Control?"
Squinting his eyes, Zhou left his mouth and asked, "Your county order is under control?" ”
"Yes, yes."
Nodding again and again, the manager said as if pouring beans: "Our county commander's temperament has changed greatly these days, and his speech has become very strange. Sometimes he doesn't recognize himself, but he can recognize us clearly. Originally, our county magistrate had a good relationship with the four major families in Anshan, but since he was bent down by the ghost, he has targeted the four major families on our side like crazy, and asked us to prevent a fight with the four major families. Sometimes, he even said, even that his name was not Han Shizhong, he said that his name was ...
"Yes, his name is Zhang Mazi!"
(End of chapter)