"Well, you, the one with the straw hat."

At the entrance of the splendid lobby, two men dressed as servants held killing sticks and leaned lazily against the door. The passers-by did not dare to raise their heads when they saw these two people, and they all bowed their heads. Because everyone in Anshan knows that these two officials who seem to be in a flow are the sworn brothers of the current county magistrate Han Shizhong, and they are unprovoked figures.

The bored tall horse bandit fiddled with the killing stick, and after a while, he suddenly saw something, pointed to the person under the big tree not far away, and shouted, "What are you doing? Why are you sneaking in front of the county government? ”

"Me?"

The man in the straw hat was stunned for a moment, he took off the straw hat and pointed at himself.

"Yes, it's you."

One of the tall and thin horse bandits hooked his hand and said to the straw hat man, "Hurry up and ask you for a question." ”

The tall and thin man hugged his arms and said happily: "The white fool is a famous fool in our Anshan ten miles and eight towns, it doesn't matter how funny you are." His father died in the mine, and his mother died in the melting pot, as long as you give him two bounties in a while, he can even give you a white chicken performance. ”

What did Zhou Gongzi ask me to do?

"Go, pour this thing on your ass, and let me see if you have a piece of pork on your ass."

"I am... I'm the county magistrate's brother, you dare to do this to me..."

The horse bandit surnamed Qi is also a hard bone, and he doesn't apologize.

Ignoring the horse bandit holding the killing stick, Liu Haizhu lifted the head of the tall and thin horse bandit and said angrily: "Apologize!" ”

The tall and thin man was about to tease the white fool when suddenly, a sound of breaking the air came from the side. In an instant, the tall and thin man spun like a spinning top that had been whipped hard by the copper-headed belt, and smashed directly to the ground.

"I don't ... Apologize. ”

Thinking of this, Liu Haizhu had a headache. On the one hand, he is not very proficient in literacy and hyphenation, after all, his master Liu Mad is a complete father-in-law. On the other hand, he does have a fatal flaw.

The short and fat man on the side was suddenly shocked, raised his killing stick, pointed at the man in front of him and said loudly: "You dare to attack the horse bandits, you are crazy?!" ”

Looking at the golden gate of the county government, Liu Haizhu frowned tightly and snorted. Then he wore that somewhat beggar-style dress and swaggered into the county office.

"Who?!"

"Apologies to the white fool."

The straw hat man suddenly became a little nervous, walked up to the horse bandit with messy steps, trembled, and asked resignedly, "Official... Is there anything you want me to do? ”

After fiddling with it for a long time, Liu Haizhu squatted on the ground, his back to the door of the study, and a disdainful smile appeared on his face.

"Something."

The short and fat horse bandit on the side looked at the fool who was concentrating on finding pork, and said with some concern: "This is not good. ”

The short and fat man was not intimidated by the bangs. After all, although the bangs are very fast, he is too tattered to wear. Yellow leather shoes, cropped pants, and a broken straw hat, such people are all hiding from them on weekdays, it's not like I've never seen such a stunned young man, but in the end they were all cleaned up by these sworn brothers.

The two tall and thin horse bandits with bulging cheeks like puffer fish stared at each other and said indistinctly: "Who are you and what are you doing, do you want to die?" ”

He slowly stood up and swept away the dust that was not there. Liu Haizhu stood straight, with his back to the horse bandits who were staring at him, and sneered disdainfully: "Group beating, or heads-up?" ”

"Brother Qi, this..."

"Quick, white fool, you..."

The short and fat horse bandit was so angry that he rushed up directly with the killing stick, and was slapped directly to the ground by Liu Haizhu.

A smile appeared on the lanky bandit's face, and he threw a water bag to the other party. The straw hat man was obviously a little stupid, with a dumb expression, like a hungry Tang Guan. He took the water bag, obviously humiliated by the horse bandit, but the straw hat man still respectfully took off his pants and began to irrigate his ass with the water bag.

"I advise you to stay away."

"you."

The fat man didn't say much after hearing this, just looked at the white fool's eyes with some pity, but it was only some. He didn't stop the horse bandit, who was still silently watching.

That's right, looking for the ledger.

"These little cubs want to keep me too?"

Turning his head, the man in the straw hat glanced coldly at the short and fat man, and then looked at the tall and thin horse bandit who was covering his face and curled up like a shrimp at his feet, stretched out his hand, pointed at the other party, and said angrily:

"Dare to hurt my seventh brother?!"

"What's this?"

Turning his head, Liu Haizhu pointed at the man holding the killing stick, and said fiercely: "Seeing that you didn't play with other people's white fools, I won't beat you today, now hurry up and get out, so as not to suffer from flesh and skin!" ”

Simple, pure, and clear. Different from Hou Jue's cumbersome and delicate insults of [relatives + organs + genealogy random events + sexist language + linguistic sexism], Liu Haizhu's insults are so powerful and rough, like the endless sea, which makes people breathless.

Then Bangs Zhu shattered his leg bones.

"Lao Tzu is a professional mage."

Stepping on the leg socket of the horse bandit, Liu Haizhu pointed at the other party and repeated unceremoniously: "Apologize to the white fool!" ”

Walking into the hall of the government office where cases are usually heard, the frowning bangs touched his chin and looked around. After a moment, he hissed, and it dawned on him.

What does a ledger look like?

But fortunately, Zhou Li predicted this problem in advance, or rather, Zhuge Qing had a deep understanding of her third uncle. In order to solve this problem, Zhou Li came up with a genius idea for Liu Haizhu.

Ledger···

casually pressed a bad person who pounced on the ground and stepped on it, this immortal cultivator with only hair on his body that looked like an immortal touched his chin and looked at the countless books in the study. After a moment, he smiled with relief and chose to use the method that Zhou Li had taught him.

After kicking the short and fat man who was lying on the ground and moaning, Liu Haizhu glanced at the other party with disdain, then walked over to the white fool's side, pulled him up, helped him dust him, and then let him out of here.

Those people didn't intend to talk nonsense with Liu Haizhu at all, and after they realized that Liu Haizhu had discovered them, these people uniformly drew their long knives, put on their masks, and calmly rushed into the room to hack Li Haizhu to death. And then...

Zhou Li lifted Han Shizhong up, blocked his chest, and forcibly broke his head. He pressed each other's heads and went to watch fireworks with him.

Fireworks exploding at Han Shizhong's mansion. (End of chapter)