Chapter 1 Inappropriate

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"One-two-three-four, hey!"

"Two-two-three-four, hey!"

"Alright, today's exercise is up to standard." Wang Qiyi slid his short legs on the spot a few times, stretched his neck outward, shouted two slogans to himself, and began to spread out his limbs to concentrate on basking in the sun.

Ever since he crossed into Wang Ba in the Wishing Pool, he really felt the meaning of life.

"Life is in stillness!"

This is a profound philosophy that Wang Qiyi took two days to think about after the crossing.

If you don't believe it, just compare it.

Wang Ba is lazy every day, right? The turtle that is still a thousand years old and has a long and healthy life.

I haven't been idle much in my last life, and the 996 normalcy is still epiphany after being poured poisoned chicken soup from time to time, and I am like playing with chicken blood to study and progress and work hard.

The result?

A twenty-six-year-old young man who worked overtime for three days in a row burped.

When I opened my eyes again, I found myself crossing into a Wang Ba lying on the Trevi Fountain.

You don't have to do anything, someone throws money here on your stomach, and you feel very good when you look at the glittering light of the coins in the pool!

At first, Wang Qiyi was still a little unconvinced, others crossed either the domineering president, Gao Fushuai, or the prince, the king of soldiers, etc., who can pretend to be forced and cool.

Why should it be your turn to cross and become the eighth king?

Thinking about what sister is doing to hurt the heavens and reason.

The good news is that after sudden death, it has been crossed; The bad news is that it's not people who cross.

After being angry for a few minutes, he suddenly realized - how good Wang Ba is!

Crossing adults still have to intrigue to continue to struggle, crossing into Wang Ba directly and lying down comfortably.

Especially the Wang Ba in the wishing pool, someone specially feeds and cleans the residence every day to keep it clean and tidy, and no one cares about it when he goes to work and sleeps casually for a day.

Except for the fact that no one's body can't speak, it seems that life is similar to before. Horizontally and vertically, they can't go anywhere with no money, and single dogs don't have girlfriends......

What's more important is to stay in the wishing pool of a tourist attraction, which is really picturesque and fresh air.

In my previous life, I could only watch short videos of green mountains and green waters on the Internet, and I dreamed that I could live in seclusion in the deep mountains of willow fireworks and fog.

Life is also much more interesting than before, in the previous life, I studied hard and worked diligently, like being trapped in a shell, I couldn't do anything, and I didn't even have any life experience.

Now, if the scenic spot is not open, the mountains and rivers are beautiful, and the years are quiet;

The scenic spot is open according to its own mood, and when you are happy, you will move to see it and look at the tourists; Unhappy, shrink into the shell, love whoever you love.

[It's another night of listening to the profound Tao but gaining nothing, gaining autonomy +1]

Since he crossed over, he has given +1 every morning, in fact, he hasn't listened to any Taoism at all, and the night in the Taoist temple is quiet and peaceful, which is very suitable for sleeping.

At first, Wang Qiyi thought that +1 was a benefit after the crossing, and he was excited for a long time.

Later, I found out that there was nothing else but autonomy control, and after adding a lot of 1s, it would at most make him more sensitive to carry a huge shell.

Wang Qiyi really can't think of what this is for, could it be that to a certain extent, he can still dance a ballet in this pool to welcome guests on the hot search?

He squinted and changed positions to continue basking in the sun.

After opening the mountain gate, the Taoist priests went to the backyard to practice martial arts, as the front yard of the faΓ§ade of the stream gurgling flowers and plants, Wang Qiyi felt the warm sunshine and breeze to enjoy the new day of leisure.

"Pay attention, this king is called Xiaoshuai!" There was a sudden noisy voice in the quiet atmosphere, Wang Qiyi looked over and found that it was a young man holding a mobile phone holder who was broadcasting live, standing outside the railing and shouting: "Family, it is the most famous wishing pool in Yunshan Temple!" It is said that prayers and wishes are all effective, and today I will try to see if it works for my family. ”

Saying that, the anchor grabbed a steel hammer from his pocket, and explained while smashing it on Wang Qiyi, who was lying in the middle of the sun, while live broadcasting: "Don't miss it when you come to Yunshan Temple, remember to change more steel hammers and throw money into it." It is said that if you can throw the money on Wang Ba's back, your wish will definitely come true! ”

"Young people, believe in science." Wang Qiyi rolled his eyes and sighed lightly.

Throwing a piece of eight cents on the king eight shells can make the wish come true?

Is it the cheap labor of your wishes or the cheap labor of the gods and immortals?

What's more, this big king is also eating and drinking to suit the occasion, and it takes a lot of effort to stand up and walk two steps, how can I help you realize your wishes?

The anchor obviously didn't think so, and he was very patient to stare at Wang Qiyi and smash it.

"Don't be a fool!!"

Seeing that one of them was about to fly over, Wang Qiyi leaned slightly sideways and let the coin rub the edge of the slippery shell and fall into the pool.

The coins of this world are well-made, even a dime coin is very weighty, and it hurts to be smashed with such a big force, and you can feel that it hurts a lot from Wang Ba's muscle memory.

The unenlightened Wang Ba has trained the conditioned reflex to know how to dodge the coin, which is enough to see that there are too many people who ignore the railing and do not feed and smash the Wang Ba warning signs.

Multiple +1 advantages were evident at this time, and Wang Qiyi successfully dodged the attack of two coins.

What are you kidding, the anchor makes a wish to win a lottery of 100 million!

Even if he really had the divine power to do it, he didn't dare to take this dime to help him.

As the saying goes, if there is a cause and there must be an effect, what if there is really karma in this world.

A dime is worth 100 million, and I have to take over this thankless job, and if I finish it beautifully, I will have to bear five thunderstorms.

So he can't even leave him a little room for thinking, and he won't have time to complain that Wang Ba is not effective and will affect the reputation of the scenic spot, in case the anchor causes public opinion, maybe he will smash his golden job.

Although he is only a king, Wang Qiyi feels that he should also cherish his reputation.

In the past, it didn't matter if it didn't turn on its spiritual intelligence, but now that he has started to be the king of the wishing pool, he has to be serious to avoid causing trouble.

The sun is getting higher and the attractions are getting more and more tourists.

As the famous Wishing Pond King Ba, Wang Qiyi is surrounded by tourists who pray for blessings and make wishes on the third floor and the outer three floors.

The noise is nothing more than asking Wang Ba to bless himself for promotion, getting rich, failing exams, and so on.

There are even people who pray for the blessing of having sons and daughters?

"You have to go to pay homage to the son of Niangniang in this job, what's the use of you telling me a king about this? Can it help you give birth or what? Wang Qiyi twitched the corner of his mouth and moved his front foot smartly, dodging the hundred yuan that had almost touched him and folded into small squares.

Time passed little by little, and it became hotter and hotter near noon.

Most of the tourists went to eat, and the traffic in the front yard became significantly smaller.

As a Wang Ba, he naturally wants to eat, and there are many children left by the wishing pond who are excited to see Wang Ba eating multigrain fruits.

The Taoist priests take good care of Dawang Ba, the residence is clean and tidy, the food is diverse and reasonable, and they will let it go to the backyard pool to take a bath every once in a while. Therefore, despite being more than 100 years old, he is in the prime of life when he is physically strong.

Wang Qiyi felt that if he worked hard to maintain his health, he should be able to boil away all the little Taoist priests who had just entered the Taoist temple.

"It's finally here, it's here!" The little girl, who was about fifteen or sixteen years old, was panting, and she couldn't even wipe the sweat from her face, and her eyes sparkled when she looked at the Trevi Fountain after entering the temple.

"Huh? How is she different from others? Wang Qiyi, who was about to take a nap, was suddenly attracted.

Standing here every day and watching the people around him, tall, short, fat, thin, beautiful, ugly, and full of people shuttling through, he can be regarded as reading countless people, but it is the first time that he has seen a faint hazy circle of light on people.

That's new!

Don't...... Is this the Chosen Daughter? Can you see her protagonist aura?

The problem is that he is a big king, even if he can see it, how can he grasp this opportunity? You can't go with her, can you?

Wang Qiyi glanced at the steps and railings of the huge wishing fountain, and immediately gave up the idea of leaving with the other party, with Wang Ba's physique, no matter how many +1s he had, he could not become a hurdle master, and fled in public.

Forget it, let's lie flat.

He moved his neck and prepared to retract into his shell for a nap.

Everything else is empty, regular work and rest, take care of your body, eat Ma Ma Xiang is the most important thing for yourself.

"Please bless the god of turtles, let my mother's illness get better soon!" The little girl bowed a few times with Taoist gestures very reverently, and then took out the fifty yuan she had saved for a long time from her pocket, and carefully folded it into small pieces to throw it into the wishing fountain.

Seeing this, the anchor who couldn't hit Wang Bazheng waved his hand and said: "Sensei wasted money here, then Wang Ba has become a fine, and he can hide very quickly." You see, I didn't do anything all morning, and I fought here, and I didn't hit a single one! ”

The shy little girl glanced at the coin in his hand and did not reply, and threw the fifty yuan bill over with a solemn face.

Her clothes were of older styles and were cleanly washed;

was so red that he couldn't wipe the sweat on his face;

The hair is yellowish, the body is thin, and the nutrition is obviously not very good.

But those bright and bright eyes stared at him, as if believing that a Wang Ba really had the divine power to make his mother recover......

Wang Qiyi blinked and couldn't help but soften.

She must have walked for a long time, and she didn't even have lunch to eat, so she came to pray for her mother's blessing, right?

Wang Ba, who is in charge of the situation, has no other way to help, but it may be good to let her coins fall on Wang Ba's shell to give psychological comfort.

Thinking of this, he saw that the small square folded into fifty yuan was about to fall to the ground in a parabola, so he lowered his head and slid forward for a short distance against the ground, and then raised his head again.

"Smack!"

The banknote, which had almost missed, also rolled off and finally came to a steady stop on its back.

"Okay!" The little girl's eyes, which were already a little lost, lit up again, and she clenched her hands excitedly and muttered to herself as if to encourage herself, "The turtle god will definitely bless my mother, and my mother will definitely get better!" Absolutely! ”

"I rub?" Seeing that the banknote was about to pass by Da Wang Ba, the anchor was ready to mend the knife with a "I know" expression on his face, but he didn't expect that Wang Ba, who had been lazy, would climb forward twice, and the coin just fell on the shell.

Whether you can realize your wish or something, at least it's a good luck, this girl is really lucky.

The anchor looked down at his pile of coins and asked with a smile, "Beauty, can you do a favor?" Look at the thousands of people watching me in this live broadcast room, help me hit one, I'll treat you to lunch! ”

"I'm sorry, I can't help with this." The little girl's face turned red and waved her hand to explain: "I heard from my classmates that the god of the turtle can only help one person fulfill one wish at a time. I'm sorry, but my mom is very sick, so it's good enough for the Turtle God to hear my wishes, and can't bother it a second time. Moreover, the hint cards all say don't smash it with a coin, it will hurt if you hit it with such a heavy weight......"

Wang Qiyi breathed a sigh of relief when he heard the little girl's refusal, and said in his heart, don't be blindly warm-hearted.

In case of a mess of cause and effect, where do you go to find him a lottery that can win 100 million?

The anchor didn't dwell on it anymore, but just turned his back and said angrily to the yin and yang in the live broadcast room, "Today's young people, they really don't want to help others with their efforts, and they still make wishes and pray for blessings...... Scold! ”

"Phew! It's your duty to help you or not, and you're still morally kidnapped? Wang Qiyi took a sip, and a piece of saliva flew directly towards the other party.

It's a pity that when the Taoist temple built the wishing pool, in order to ensure the safety of Wang Ba, the designed pool was very large, and there were a lot of bubbling water around it, and his saliva naturally didn't fly out far before it fell to the ground.

"Hahaha, who saw the big king eight spitting?"

"Xiao Shuai is really a bit evil, he dodges coins like a human!"

"Do you understand civilized viewing? There must be too many people who smash things like the second anchor and know how to avoid it, not to mention that this is the king of the wishing pool, how can it be said that he has spirituality? ”

"I just came in when I saw the Yunshanguan label, the anchor who rubbed the popularity is really disgusting!"

"It's my duty to help you or not, I was accosted by a stranger, and the little girl politely refused, and he was still weird."

"Praying for blessings and making wishes is a psychological comfort, why do you have to smash Wang Ba? Is it true that you are spiritually not afraid of retribution? ”

"People are living animals and not stones, do you know that it hurts?"

"Strongly condemn the animal cruelty of the anchor! The little girl is right, the warning signs remind you not to smash Wang Ba, how can there be such a garbage man? reported and reported, and let the platform block his ......"

…………

The live broadcast room was lively, and the Taoist temple had fallen into the tranquility of the afternoon.

After making a vow, the little girl did not leave directly, but went to the various halls to bow again.

Wang Qiyi's nap didn't make it, because he was surprised to find that with the little girl's footsteps hurriedly leaving the Taoist temple, he actually got rid of the shackles of Wang Ba's body, floated behind her not far away, and followed out of the mountain gate and went down the mountain!

"Jingle Bell~"

The wind blew the copper bell under the eaves and shook gently, and a young Taoist in the library of the back mountain, where the tourists stopped, raised his head and looked into the distance through the window, and after a while, he lowered his head and looked seriously at the book in his hand.

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