Lan Lan listened to Wang Hua's self-introduction, put away her smile, and said unhappily: "Let's go back, I'm a little cold." ”

Wang Hua said with a smile: "How can it be cold? Today's weather is so good, after the sun comes out, it is warm, I don't feel cold when I drive a motorcycle today, but it is cold when you ride a motorcycle." It's almost time to get to the Nanzhao Bridge, let's take a look at the Nanzhao Bridge, and I'll send you back. ”

As he was talking, he returned to his clothes from yesterday, and Ba Wang and Needle, who had changed out of their torn clothes, chased after him from behind on a motorcycle. Because the motorcycle Wang Hua rode was small and the speed was not fierce enough, while the motorcycle ridden by Bawang was large and very fast, he quickly caught up with Wang Hua.

Ba Wang drove a motorcycle side by side with Wang Hua, Ba Wang smiled and said: "Menzu, is this your junior? He doesn't look good, how do you look at it? This junior and Mrs. Menzu can't be compared at all, aren't you afraid that Mrs. Menzu will be jealous?"

Wang Hua saw that Ba Wang and the needle needle had returned to the same as yesterday, and in front of the trunk of the motorcycle that Ba Wang was riding, he was still wrapped in bandages made of his family's sheets, and immediately said angrily: "You two thieves and men, if I didn't ride a motorcycle inconveniently, I would have to beat you two flat." ”

Lan Lan saw the young men and women who suddenly appeared, dressed up much more fashionable than him, especially the woman sitting in the back, who was not only much more mature than him, but also much more beautiful, and didn't feel ashamed of himself, but the man and woman called Wang Hua Menzu, and what they said, which made Lan Lan interested at the same time, but she was very disgusted, but she didn't answer, and looked at the two people very angrily.

Needle needle said: "Menzu, you really misunderstood us, we have changed our ways." It's not good that you're messing around with the mistress now. Mrs. Menzu was captured by the heavenly gods. Your affairs are like the story of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl, the Weaver Girl was captured by the heavenly gods in the middle of the night, and Mrs. Menzu was also captured by the heavenly gods in the middle of the night. You can't help but save Mrs. Menzu. Last night, we brought people from our former sect to seek revenge on you, but we met two cultivators at your doorstep. Our former master wounded a female cultivator with a special gun, and the male cultivator killed our former master, and we were abandoned by our former master, saying that we had provoked a cultivator who should not be provoked. Later, Mrs. Menzu came out to save the female cultivator, and later, Mrs. Menzu was captured by the gods and taken to heaven. ”

Ba Wang said: "When we were abandoned by the previous division, we were seriously injured, and later, we met the godfather who went to Beizhuang to lift weights home and saved us, and the godfather took the puppy of the ancestor home, and the godfather gave us a muscle, and the godfather can testify to us, we are indeed reformed." After the godfather went home to sleep, the most testimony for us was the puppy of the ancestor family, he knew best that we were no longer thieves, we joined the gate of heaven of the ancestor and took a bed of sheets from the ancestor house, which cannot be regarded as stealing. Besides, we were only kicked out of our ancestors' house by the gods at that time, and we wrapped the eel meat in a sheet, and your puppy ate the eel meat we brought just now. Please Menzu must believe us, we are going to tell you about Mrs. Menzu's arrest in the sky, so when we were repairing the motorcycle, we saw you taking this woman to Nanzhao Town, so we chased after us. What we say is true. ”

"Menzu's puppy can fly, and it will emit light like a golden lantern." When we left, we also left some eel meat on Menzu's table, but I don't know if Menzu can see it?"

Wang Hua listened to Ba Wang and Needle's words, and believed half of it, but he stopped scolding the two of them.

Lan Lan listened to Ba Wang and Needle's words, from the previous self-shame and disgust, to disdain and anger, and said coldly: "Two crazy people who talk nonsense, where are the immortals in the sky?"

Wang Hua said: "Did you really see it? Did the woman I brought home yesterday really be taken to heaven? What kind of person was arrested?"

Needle said: "I did see it, Mrs. Menzu was captured by a man in black, and the man in black later kicked us out of Menzu's house." ”

Bawang said: "It should be two people in black, covering their heads and faces with hoods, and they can't see their looks." However, those two cultivators who can fly with swords should know more about the Dao, but we don't know who those two cultivators are? They covered their faces with black cloths, and they couldn't see the tapirs. ”

As he spoke, he drove the motorcycle to the top of the Nanzhao Bridge, and when it was interrupted, Wang Hua stopped the motorcycle, and Bawang also stopped.

Wang Hua looked up at the empty sky and said: "Although my diary does not completely record yesterday's events, but today I still remember a lot of yesterday's events, since my wife was captured by the gods and taken to heaven, I will also go to heaven." ”

Lan Lan said: "Wang Hua, why did you go crazy with the two madmen? How did you go to the sky? Do you make a spaceship? I am not feeling well, send me back quickly." ”

Wang Hua looked at the east and west of the bridge, sighed, and said, "Come and see it next time, send you back first, I want to find a way to become an immortal, I want to save my wife." ”

With that, he started the motorcycle again, turned the front of the car, and began to drive north.

Bawang and Needle exchanged glances, and then drove the motorcycle back.

Lan Lan said: "You are all crazy, you can all go to the madhouse, and the poor can be poor and crazy." What woman would want to live with you, a poor madman? If you had known that you were so poor, the ghost would go out with you. You stained my clothes with chicken blood today, you have to buy me a new one, or I won't be able to spare you. ”

Wang Hua said unhappily: "Please speak with more respect, it was you who ran to me to watch me kill the chicken, and the chicken blood splashed on your clothes, which you asked for yourself." ”

Lan Lan said: "If you don't compensate me for my clothes, I will ask my cousin to compensate me." ”

Wang Hua said coldly: "It's just a set of clothes, it's not that I can't afford to lose." ”

Lan Lan said: "Since you can afford it, you have to pay me now, there is a cyclamen clothing store on the west side of the road, so go there to buy clothes." ”

On the west side of the road ahead, on the street of Nanzhao Town, where people come and go, there is a clothing store with a very grand decoration in front of the door, and there are five big characters on the signboard on the door.

Wang Hua drove the motorcycle to the door of the cyclamen service store, and Bawang and Needle also drove the motorcycle to Wang Hua's side.

Wang Hua got off the motorcycle, locked the front of the car, and said to Lan Lan very unhappily: "You go and buy it." and if I have lost your clothes, I will send you back. ”

Lan Lan got off the motorcycle, snorted, and walked into the clothing store.

Ba looked at the needle, and the needle followed closely into the clothing store.

Ba Wang said: "Menzu, how can you fall in love with this kind of woman? With a thin shell mouth, a fleshy face, a narrow forehead and wide eyebrows, she looks like a woman who is a Kefu. ”

Wang Hua sat on the motorcycle and said unhappily: "Are you scolding people like this? You even scolded me, aren't you scolding me?"

Ba Wang said: "Menzu, I definitely didn't scold you. This kind of woman looks like a beauty at first glance, and the more she looks at it, the uglier she becomes, she can't help but look at it, and she can't be prosperous if she marries, this kind of person looks deceptive. Madame Menzu is the best lady for you. ”

As he spoke, his eyes straightened, he pointed to the two women who walked into the cyclamen store, and said in amazement: "Wow, it's so beautiful, it's more beautiful than diamonds." Menzu, look, what a beautiful woman. ”

Wang Hua said: "My wife doesn't know what happened to Lu Dao?

Ba Wang said with a smile: "Mrs. Menzu is a natural beauty, these two women are finely crafted beauty, just like polished diamonds, and they are all dressed in gold and silver, this kind of rich beauty, the match is really perfect." Those jewels are waste on other people's bodies, but they are decorations on their bodies. ”

Wang Hua said: "Have you ever seen a truly beautiful woman? Do you know what it means to say that the sea was once difficult to water?"

Ba Wang said with a smile: "Menzu, you can take a fancy to that kind of Kefu's goods, how can you say that the sea was once difficult to turn into water? If we didn't talk about Mrs. Menzu, you would seem to have forgotten Mrs. Menzu." Madame Menzu is so beautiful, why would you forget him?"

Wang Hua said: "I didn't fall in love with the girl I knew because of the chicken blood incident, I just wanted to get along with him to see if I could get along? He must be the counterpart introduced to me by my sister-in-law, and I can't thin my sister-in-law's face." He knew that I was poor and didn't want to have a better relationship with me, so at least I was able to confess in front of my sister-in-law, at least not because I rejected my sister-in-law's kindness. I have amnesia, which is not something that is very deep-core in memory, and I forget it in the blink of an eye. Fortunately, I can still understand a lot of common sense things, otherwise I would have become an idiot. ”

Ba Wang smiled: "I see. Have you ever seen a woman more beautiful than Mrs. Menzu?"

Wang Hua said: "There is one in my heart, a perfect woman, but it can only exist in my heart. In reality, I am not a perfect person, and I have no ability to pursue perfection. That's why I brought home a big-bellied woman who was willing to follow me yesterday as a wife, and today I tried to get along with the woman introduced by my sister-in-law to see if I could get along. ”

Ba Wang said with some surprise: "Mrs. Menzu is not the real wife of Menzu? Doesn't it mean that Mrs. Menzu is not perfect? She is still pregnant with a child? Who is his original husband? Isn't this a wife who robs other people?"

Wang Hua said: "My wife doesn't know who the child in the belly of Lu Dao is? The way my wife is pregnant is equivalent to using sperm in the sperm bank to get pregnant by artificial insemination, my wife is to avoid the fairy world's plan to plan and plan for fertility, so as to descend to the immortals, he wants to be my wife, I will take him home as a wife, not a wife who robs someone else's family." ”

Ba Wang said with a smile: "How do you feel like Menzu has been deceived by Mrs. Menzu? How can you believe such words to avoid the Immortal Realm's plan to plan and plan for childbirth? However, regardless of whether Mrs. Menzu is perfect or not, such a beautiful woman, since she is embraced, she can never let go." ”

Wang Hua said: "I don't believe he will lie to me. There is no perfect person in the real world, and the perfect person only exists in dreams. You are a thief, you have a stain in yourself, you are a good match for that female thief, and no one says anyone. ”

Ba Wang smiled: "Menzu, I forgot to introduce myself, my name is Ba Wang, and my girlfriend's name is Needle Needle." I want to marry him, he has always said that he will not marry for the time being, if the ancestor can help me say good things, I must be grateful and virtuous. ”

Wang Hua said: "I won't care about the affairs of you two thieves. ”

Ba Wang smiled: "We are no longer thieves, now we are your disciples." You established the gate of heaven, and as the ancestor of the mountain, we are your gatekeepers. Yesterday, Mrs. Menzu testified that she had asked us to be your protégé. Although I went to you to take revenge later, it was all our former dead ghost master who wanted to stand up for us. ”

Wang Hua said: "I can't protect myself, but I can't support you." ”

Ba Wang said with a smile: "Menzu is too worried, the puppy in your basket can fly, and the pheasant you used to use your bicycle to camel was caught by your puppy, right? We have a flying dog in Tianmen, are you still worried about not having anything to eat? This puppy already has the level of an innate demon beast, I, Needle, and Menzu, I'm afraid that the three of us can't beat this puppy." A dog that can fly is a fairy dog. ”

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