Chapter 1 Seabirds
"Master, what do you do?"
The landlord's stupid questioning made Amber, who was checking the circuit, couldn't help but look back, wanting to say something, but there was always a feeling of being pulled down by his IQ.
Finally he sighed, shook his head, and returned to his post.
There are all kinds of people these days, and if you don't get used to them, you have to be used to them.
Amber is not stubborn, so she blends into the public from the good.
As an experienced electrician, he can clearly know what the problem is at a glance when the general circuit problem is solved, but if it is not good, then he can touch it.
He has been in the industry for 12 years and has never had an accident.
The same is true today.
After dealing with the problem, Amber indifferently cleaned up her things, leaving the landlord with an arrogant and stubborn back.
Gollum!
His stomach rang out uncontrollably, which made him tremble as he had already walked to the door.
"Beauty, can I borrow your toilet for a while?"
"No problem, handsome little master."
The landlord's face was a little unhappy because he was ignored, and his little finger with the thickness of a radish was cocked, and his index finger and thumb were stacked together, and he lightly dotted in the air.
"People aren't actually beautiful, it's just a little bit beautiful."
"Too modest, too modest."
Amber put down her backpack, ran into the toilet in three or two steps, took off her pants, and then there was a burst of firecrackers.
Crackling, crackling.
I don't know if it's an illusion, but he saw a fat figure peeping inside sneakily outside the glass door.
Damn, someone is coveting the beauty of the old man!
This made him a little uneasy, and it was said on the Internet that boys should pay attention to protecting themselves when they go out, and the majority of netizens will not deceive me!!
"Little brother, are you alright?"
The landlord's voice was very close, and there was no doubt that she must be outside the door, just waiting for him to come out with an ulterior motive.
Amber looked left and right, ready to wipe her ass and leave,
However, a certain keen perception as a human made him look up at the ceiling of the toilet.
Rumble!
The thick white pillar of light pierced through the roof and hit him with incredible precision.
Sure enough, you can't just go to someone's toilet.
With this last thought, Amber was directly vaporized.
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East China Sea, Kompasu Island.
Beat! Beat!
"Why am I so handsome, but I can't have children! That guy is so ugly, but he has three sons! It's not fair! ”
A middle-aged man with a red nose stood on the beach dancing and screaming, his exuberant fur making him look like a gorilla.
Perhaps the heavens had heard the roar full of resentment, and a seabird galloped over, and as it passed above the middle-aged man, it loosened its claws and threw down the child it was holding.
Bang!
He was startled, and then he saw a pair of confused eyes looking at him.
The middle-aged man's expression became strange, angry, panicked, expectant, and the ultimatum turned into a smile full of caution.
"Will you be my son?"
"If your hairline is a little lower, maybe I can consider it."
Child... Well, Amber got up from the ground with some difficulty, with empty eyes.
"Damn, I hate kids, you're always so open-mouthed!"
The middle-aged man obviously broke his defense, but it was not good to be serious with a child, so he turned around and prepared to leave.
"Hey! What is this place! ”
Seeing this, Amber hurriedly asked.
He remembered that he should be in the toilet, and then as soon as his eyes were closed and opened, he became a child who was now seven or eight years old, and before he could see where he was, he was caught by a stinky bird that had always been very bad and flew for a long time, and finally smashed in front of this obviously abnormal middle-aged man.
"Rude stinky little ghost, you should call me Uncle Moen, and besides, this is Kompasu Island in the East China Sea."
Moen said angrily, and then as if remembering something, he asked with a straight face, "I haven't asked you yet, who are you, why were you caught by seabirds, where did you come from, and where is your home?" ”
"East China Sea? Kompasu Island? ”
Amber chewed on these words and began to think about them, and then he felt his brain start to itch, and he was so frightened that he quickly stopped.
No, no, no, if you think about it again, you'll have to grow your brain.
"Uncle, my name is Amber, an orphan, I forgot where I came from. You just asked me if I wanted to be your son, right? ”
"Hmph, you missed this opportunity, my mercy is only once!"
Moen grinned haughtily, "But, seeing that you're quite pitiful, come back to town with me first." ”
Amber naturally wouldn't refuse, and patted her ass... Well?
His clothes are gone...
What's going on with this feeling of shame and excitement? You won't awaken any strange XP!
Half an hour later.
In a small town called Sea Fish Town.
"Did you hear that, Moen came back with an illegitimate child, and Dugia was greened!"
"I know, no wonder he can't give birth to a child, it turns out that he has been raising a small one outside, poor Dujiya, it's really miserable."
"That kid is pretty good-looking, and he's very talented, and at a young age... Hey..."
After all, Moen was still too young to think about the impact on the family if he brought back a child casually.
Amber sat in a chair and flipped through the newspaper in a suit that didn't fit well.
"Surprise, One Piece Roger has to tell the secret!"
Yo!
"The birth of the son of the devil, the soul of the demon slayer!"
Ha!
Put down the newspaper, Amber showed dead fish eyes, he likes to watch anime, but it doesn't mean that he has to be the person inside, One Piece has no brains and is unhappy, and the completely unreasonable middle two teenager's bloody story doesn't match his painting style at all.
And this kind of thing is a pirate, although it shows a lot of good things in the whole anime, but it can't be denied that this profession is for the purpose of infringing on others.,It's not about production.,It's a complete social scum!
Wait, just now the uncle said that this is the East China Sea, it's okay, it's okay, it's barely safe.
Amber patted her small chest, and at the same time had a preliminary plan for what she was going to do next.
He's going to join the Navy and fish until he dies!
Bang!
"Ahh Oh! Ha! No! ”
Moen's screams rang out from the couple's bedroom, and those who didn't know what they thought they were doing.
Although they are old, the uncle and aunt are still full of vitality.
Amber sighed and continued to look at the newspaper.
Ten minutes later.
Moen, with a blue nose and swollen face, walked out against the door frame, and behind him was a gentle-looking woman with a turban.
"Poor boy, your name is Amber, and this will be your home from now on."
Dugia took two steps forward and picked Amber up, looking at Moen a little jealous, but he dared not speak angrily.
"Wait... Wait... I'm going to be out of breath! ”
Amber was in a blissful trouble.