Chapter 281: A Funny and Sarcastic Joke
Poison Q is finally finished, and although he looks half-dead, his medical skills are still convincing.
While he was treating, he was still chanting the name of his beloved horse, "Zhuangzhuang", worried that it would not be able to stand it in the stable on such a cold day.
The remaining rotten flesh of Van Okka's left eye had been dug up, the wound had been treated, and then heavily bandaged, and it took him a long time to adjust to the current one-eyed dragon image.
"I'll have someone make you a black blindfold, or a golden prosthetic eye." Titch's rough and broad palm patted Van Oka on the shoulder and comforted him, "Pirates are always disabled, and breaking hands and feet is commonplace, and this will become your medal." ”
"I hope so." Van Oka pursed his lips, still angry, and unable to subside.
Titch grabbed Van Oka by the shoulder and shook it heavily, making him look at him: "Tell me, everything you just saw. ”
"Big Barrel" Jot snorted and slapped his belly as he laughed, "Admiral Blackbeard, you should ask him what he sees with his right eye, because he can't see anything with his left eye. ”
"What did you say?!" Van Oka immediately blushed his neck and rose from his seat, his sniper rifle raised, he was too fragile to withstand the slightest taunt, "I'm able to shoot you big bucket with one eyeball!" ”
Baggers, Lafayette, and Poison Q also glared at Jot, and they and Van Oka were the four people who had followed Titch the longest, and their relationship was much better.
On the other hand, Jot, Diemei, and Pizarro are all sixth-tier prisoners who only joined the "Blackbeard Pirates" in the middle of the "Advance City Prison Break", so Van Okka's injuries are more of a joke.
Hiryu didn't help each other, only silently drinking his whiskey, as if completely independent of this world, unwilling to let people easily see through his inner thoughts.
As for Diamanti, he watched with interest the infighting between the two major factions within the "Blackbeard Pirates", wondering if he could take advantage of this to bring more benefits to Doflamingo in the "Pirate Alliance".
"me down!" Titch hugged Van Oka tightly, pressed his spear, and turned to look at Jot, who was fearless under the gun, "Jot, don't do anything again, have you forgotten our common ambitions?" Have you forgotten why I let you out of the bottom of the great prison under the sea? ”
Jot burped again, pursed his lips, and turned his head away nonchalantly, but no longer adding fuel to the fire.
Titch reassured Van Oka a few more times before pressing the sniper back into his chair, but the sniper's chest was still heaving, and it was difficult to calm down for a while.
"You want me to say." Pizarro couldn't help but interject in the silent hall, "If I were the captain, I would never be where I am today." ”
No one knows exactly what he means by "today's thing", whether he is referring to Van Okka's loss of an eyeball, or Jot's provocation, or David Jones' alliance with the "Whitebeard Remnants"?
Perhaps there were others, Pizarro's mind was always out of the box.
However, everyone always knew that Pizarro was ambitious and wanted to replace Tiqi and become everyone's "admiral" and "captain".
However, no one responded to his ambitions.
On the one hand, Pizarro is far less reliable than Tichy, and on the other hand, there are ambitions in the hearts of everyone, but they will not say it as bluntly as Pizarro.
Admirals take turns doing it, coming to my house this year.
Titch asked again about David Jones and the "Whitebeard Remnants," and Van Oka said in detail this time in a sullen manner.
"It's not the wolf this time, it's really confirmed that David Jones is here." Diemei puffed up her plump breasts without hesitation, but the angular face ruined all the beauty, "'Blackbeard', what have you decided to do?" ”
Lafayette also tapped the ground rhythmically with his cane: "David Jones has shown hostility towards us by attacking Van Okka. Even if we don't, with the hatred of the 'Whitebeard Remnants' against us, we will definitely provoke David Jones to attack. ”
"I think we should fight them!" Van Oka couldn't tell whether it was a sincere suggestion or a rash idea, "David Jones didn't bring the main force of his pirate group over, the 'Whitebeard Remnants' are just a group of stinky fish and shrimp, and the so-called fleet only has ten broken ships, which will collapse at the touch of a button!" ”
"Even if the pirates didn't come, David Jones was the 'new Three Emperors' after all." Pizarro stroked his fluffy light blue beard on his chin and hesitated, "Ace, Marco, Joz, and Bista aren't weak either. ”
Badgers tapped his metal armarmour, "We weren't even afraid of 'Whitebeard' before, trying to take the 'Shock Fruit' from him, why are we now afraid of Davy Jones?" ”
"Although I am an outsider, I think I can fight." Diamanti stretched his hood like sunflower petals and grinned, "If Dover were here, he would have approved of your fight, he doesn't like weak allies." ”
This is Diamanti's nonsense, he has long seen the good things of the "Don Quixote family" David Jones is not pleasing to the eye.
Now, with David Jones not bringing his pirate main force, Diamanti can't help but think that this is a godsend to take him down.
Anyway, even if they really lose, the ones who will suffer heavy losses will only be the "Blackbeard Pirates". Diamanti thought to herself.
There seemed to be no agreement on the scene, and many people did not take a stand, but Tiqi watched carefully, and then made a decision, pressing his hands on the round table.
"Let's vote." He grinned, revealing two rows of jagged teeth, "Raise your hand if you're in favor of a war with David Jones and the Whitebeard Pirates." ”
Van Oka was the first to raise his hand, followed by Bagers, Lafayette, and Poison Q, followed by Diemei, and even Jot.
"I'd love to see if we can kill the 'New Three Emperors' and replace them." Jot was drunk, and the words that came out of his mouth were also insanely malicious.
Hiryu also raised his hand at this time, and even Diamanti joined in the excitement and raised his hand.
Pizarro saw that he had fallen into a disadvantage, his eyes rolled, and then he reluctantly raised his hand: "I've actually always been the main battle faction. ”
"It seems that everyone is in favor of going to war." Titch twisted his neck and made a crunching sound, "So, the next thing is to discuss, how to fight this ......"
Bang –
Suddenly, they heard the sound of shelling, first abrupt first, then one after another, as if the ground had cracked in a landslide.
Titch was stunned, then walked quickly to the window, looking in the direction of the port through the snow-misty window: "What's going on?" What happened again? ”
No one could answer him for sure, until a reported pirate burst in and fell to his knees.
"Admiral Blackbeard!" He looked up, his face full of horror, "Enemy attack!" The port was attacked by eleven ships! The firepower is fierce! ”
Tichy's face turned extremely ugly for a moment, and he turned around and reached out to the pirate, who flew over with a thud, and grabbed the pirate by the neck.
"What are you kidding? What about our scouts? What about the lines of defense we have set up? Is everyone asleep? Why did you report when the enemy hit the doorstep? ”
Titch's forehead was bruised, and mutations occurred again and again, always disrupting his calculations, making him angry, and the dereliction of duty of his subordinates was unbearable.
What's the point of setting up scouts and defenses if you don't report to him?
But this time, he blamed his subordinates by mistake.
The pirate who was grabbed by his throat was frightened and frightened, swallowing frantically, coughing, and saying with difficulty, intermittently, "Yes...... is from the bottom of the sea...... The ...... that rises up"
Rising from the bottom of the sea?!
Titch soon came to his senses.
Could it be that this is a comical and ironic joke that fate has played on him?
The "Whitebeard Remnant Fleet", led by David Jones, unknowingly and unknowingly invaded the harbor of this island in the same way that "Whitebeard" invaded the Navy headquarters Maryford?
He heard a whimper, felt someone on his arm pinching his fingers and thrashing his biceps, and by the time he could react, his pirate men were already breathing in the palm of his hand.
Titch let go of his hand, and the pirate fell limply to the ground like a deflated balloon.
"It seems." He turned to everyone with a grim face, "This battle must be fought." They must not be allowed to continue to flaunt their might. ”
Bookkeeping: 1/4 chapter owed
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