After a few beeps, the phone was connected, and a hearty female voice said: "The rice and vegetables are all in the pot, there is braised lion's head, there is three fresh pork liver soup, and I even made you tamales and longevity noodles." There's a big fish in the bar tonight, and I can't celebrate your birthday with you, old lady. Son, I'm sorry. The mother's voice came from the phone, and although it was full of thick apologies, her voice was as loud as ever.

Under the newsstand, the slender boy pressed the hands-free button and yelled at the mobile phone: "Ms. Zhu Shanhua, let me remind you that today is your son's eighteenth birthday!"

Ms. Zhu Shanhua, that's right, is such a lady with a very vulgar name, and said in a beautiful, but very unfriendly voice: "Son, when your wife and I were eighteen years old, I had already taken you all over the city to sit on the stage. When I was eighteen years old, I picked up six customers, and my wife was so tired that her back hurt, and she climbed into bed and slept like a pig. By the time I remembered it, it was the second day of my eighteen-year-old life. I don't think it's anything if you don't mention it, but as soon as you mention it, the old lady feels very suffocated. How many people in this world have been pressed by people on their eighteenth birthday? Boy, if someone thinks about you on your eighteenth birthday, and someone else cooks you food, you should be content. Not to mention that you don't have to be pressed by six Shandong big men!"

The young man with his head hanging instantly darkened his face and muttered in a low voice: "Even if I ask someone to press me, I have to have this function, right?"

Ms. Zhu laughed wildly on the other side of the phone: "Son, Mom also reminds you that it is 2009, and it is not very strange for a man to be pressed by others." It can be pressed by a woman, or it can be pressed by a woman. What do I do, old lady? You have been exposed to it since you were a child, and you still pretend to be pure with me, ** and engage in G, don't you know what to do? The men who sit in rows in the store next door all day long and wait for others to press, and the asking price is actually higher than mine, what kind of world...... If you want to come and earn extra money, the old lady will immediately introduce you, just by virtue of your appearance, whether you are oppressed or pressed, you can earn money like running water. ”

The young man hung his head, still unable to see his appearance, but he could clearly see from the side that the green tendons on his forehead burst out in an instant, and the phone in his hand was clattering. I couldn't stand it and yelled at the phone: "Are you such a mother? Other people's mothers can't wait to put on a chastity condom for their son to prevent their son from becoming a seeder.

Hearing this, the little girl in the newsstand burst out laughing, and suddenly realized that she shouldn't laugh like this, so she hurriedly covered it with her hands, pretending to be calm and continued to watch the gossip news of celebrities.

Ms. Zhu giggled over there and said, "Okay, okay." Who dares to touch my son, the woman kicks directly away, and the man's wife ends the happiness of his lower body ahead of schedule with a pair of scissors!"

He sighed lightly, his voice softened, and said: "I'm also forced to be impatient, rent, water, electricity, gas, telephone bills, and others, a lot of reminders are there, I don't go to laugh at people with my cheeks, who will pay the bills? I try to come back as soon as possible, I know, the eighteenth birthday is an important day, my son is an adult, and I am thinking about it. ”

The young man's voice also softened, and he chuckled: "Well, Mom, I'll wait for you, come back early, don't be too tired." And, let's not forget our slogan. ”

Ms. Zhu was eating and laughing on the phone: "The old lady remembers it in my heart! Our slogan is: Sell laughter, don't sell your body!" Before she left, she laughed wildly: "Actually, if the price satisfies the old lady, the old lady can sell anything except if you don't sell it!"

Very bold declaration, the little girl at the newsstand heard it, and couldn't help laughing.

The young man was embarrassed, so he pressed the speakerphone button again, put his mouth to the phone, and said, "Mom, I'm hanging." ”

"Well, bye. Love you. ”

The young man's face was red, he couldn't talk about love and hate like his mother, and he twisted it for a long time before he whispered into the phone: "Mom, I love you too." Then he hung up the phone quickly, acting like a thief.

The little girl at the newsstand poked her head out from behind the gossip newspaper and said with a smile: "Yang Yi, your mother is still so interesting." Every time I hear her speak, I can't help but laugh. ”

The boy raised the mobile phone in his hand...... In fact, it's PHS.,Only fifty percent new.,Answering the button is still broken.,It's been abruptly lit.。 And the earpiece was also broken, and I had to press the speakerphone button to shout, and the sound was so low that the other party couldn't hear it.

Raising PHS, Yang Yi smiled awkwardly: "My mother is like this...... The mouth is unobstructed, and he dares to say anything. ”

With a smiling face, the little girl at the newsstand looked stunned for a while.

I saw Yang Yi coming and going at the newsstand all day long, but every time I saw it, I felt that this person was getting better and better day by day. His smile is particularly sunny, with a fresh taste after a shower, and this person is very athletic, which adds to the refreshing charm of the sunshine. It's just that I don't know what's going on with the road for a while, and the face that has always been sunny has a slightly sickly look, which makes people a little worried for no reason.

This young man is not of pure oriental descent, with a thick mixed-race outline in his facial features, and the color of his eyes is a dark blue that is close to black.

Now, Yang Yi looked at the little girl at the newsstand with such pupil-colored eyes, and saw that the little girl's face was uncontrollably red.

The little girl was embarrassed to cover her face with a newspaper, only revealing two round eyes, and asked curiously again: "Yang Yi, are you mixed-race?"

Yang Yi put PHS in his pocket and smiled toothily: "My mother didn't say it." I reckon my bloodline is certainly not pure. I don't know which overseas handsome guy my mother hooked up with back then and gave birth to me. Her legs were long enough to reach out to the other side of the sea. ”

"If I look like this, if it were me, I would have to do my best to hook up. ”

"What did you say?"

"Oh, no, no, no! I didn't say anything. Ah, the evening newspaper is here, I'll get it!" the little girl snickered, giggling like a little hen and running out of the newsstand. Halfway through the run, he suddenly turned back, picked up a fluffy keychain from the counter and stuffed it into Yang Yi's hand, and said, "I can't afford anything else, this is a giveaway from the magazine, it's free!" To you, happy birthday!"

said lightly, his face turned red, turned his head and ran away.

Yang Yi looked at the keychain in his hand, it was the shape of a small duck, with a bright yellow body, an orange-red beak, soft fur, and a pinch with his fingers, and it would make a rattling sound. With a few pinched with his fingers, Yang Yi listened to the strange cry, laughed, and raised his voice: "I like it very much." Wen Xiaoxia, thank you. ”

Wen Xiaoxia waved her hand behind Yang Yi's back: "It's not worth anything, it's good if you're happy." Go back early, this rain is evil. At noon, the sky was still clear, and suddenly it was cloudy and rainy. I don't think you've been looking well lately, so get some rest. There is an umbrella in the newsstand, take it yourself. ”

What is the yin wind gusting Yang Yi shook his head amusedly, Wen Xiaoxia is sometimes like her bad mother, and the adjectives are used very scary. However, the little girl's care was heartwarming, and Yang Yi grinned softly.

Looking up at the sky, I have to admit that Wen Xiaoxia is not wrong this time, this weather is really evil. The June sky was cloudy and dark, as if it could fall at any moment. The omen of a thunderstorm, but there is no trace of electric light and thunder, but a silky lewd rain has been drifting. There is even a chill that goes straight to the bottom of my heart, which makes people uneasy for no reason.

The ancestors said that if the sky is a vision, there will be calamity.

Yang Yi shuddered, and began to take care of his mother for no reason. I felt PHS and wanted to fight again, but after thinking about it, I put it back and went home with an umbrella.

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The new book is opened~New and old friends are invited to come together~

A happy life will not be interrupted in the time of the new book update, it is still a day and the wind and rain will never waver, no more and no more, no more, no more and no more, and it will remain unchanged for thousands of years.

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