Chapter 34: Teacher, He Said He Was an Alien
"Okay, deal!" Emily happily stepped forward and took Luo Tian's hand.
Luo Tian: "......"
"Hey, Emily, I'll lend it to you tomorrow, it's my boyfriend today." Bulma pulls Emily's hand away.
"Okay, it's a matter of words." Emily had no objection.
Luo Tian silently wiped his sweat on the side.
I was really defeated by these little kids.
I'm a god who wants to be an angel, and now I'm being robbed as a pet by two little girls in kindergarten?
You've gone too far, haven't you?
"Bulma, when did you go behind my back on my boyfriend? How did I not know? Emily blinked her eyes, asked with some curiosity, looked at Luo Tian again, and added, "But your boyfriend is really handsome, even more handsome than my cousin's boyfriend." ”
"What do you mean by a boyfriend who talks behind your back?" Bulma hummed, disagreeing with this statement.
"You said you would marry me when you grow up." Emily was a little upset.
"You are also a girl, I am also a girl, it is impossible for the two of us to get married." Bulma shook her head.
"Sometimes love can ignore gender." Emily was speechless.
Luo Tian wiped his sweat again.
I was really defeated by these kindergarten students now.
Is this the words of a kindergart?
Luo Tian decided to fight back a little.
I've been skewed by your rhythm.
"Luo Tian, which kindergarten do you go to?" Emily asked curiously.
"Me? Didn't go to kindergarten. Luo Tian shook his head.
Emily was slightly stunned, and shook her head in disbelief: "This is impossible, how can you not go to kindergarten?" Who doesn't go to kindergarten now? ”
"Hehe, Luo Tian is from an alien world, not to mention that they are in kindergarten, they don't even have primary and secondary schools." Bulma grinned and explained.
"Extraterrestrial? Are you an alien? Emily was even more surprised.
"You know me so well." Luo Tian nodded, "Yes, I am from an alien planet, at least tens of billions of light-years away from our earth. ”
"Huh? Tens of billions of light-years? Emily's mouth opened so wide that she could put an egg in her mouth.
There was a brief silence.
"Bulma, how long are you telling me tens of billions of light-years?" Emily turned to ask Bulma.
Luo Tian: "......"
"Stupid, a light year is a unit of length, not a unit of time." Bulma snorted, "Tens of billions of light-years is the distance that light travels tens of billions of years, and the speed of light is currently the fastest speed we already know, and it can reach 300,000 kilometers in one second." ”
"Huh? I don't understand it, but it feels like it's far away......" Emily scratched her head, "It should be farther than from our house to the Southern Hemisphere." ”
"Hmph, it's really uneducated." Bulma didn't want to deal with Emily anymore, and asked Luo Tian again, "Luo Tian, your planet is so far away from our earth, so your technology level is really high enough." ”
"Uh-huh." Luo Tian nodded.
"But why did you come to our planet?" Emily asked again.
"I'm here for a tour, what is the saying? It is better to read 10,000 books than to travel 10,000 miles, this is the truth. Luo Tian replied, "So I really feel sorry for you earthlings, what kind of school do you go to all day?" And there are endless assignments to write. ”
"Who's to say it isn't? But luckily, Bulma and I will soon graduate from kindergarten and will never have to do homework again. Emily breathed a sigh of relief and shook her little head.
"Don't be happy too early, I heard that you people on the earth, kindergarten is for you to play, primary school is the beginning of real learning, especially in middle school, there is a lot of homework, and there are many subjects, such as physics, chemistry, biology, geography, science, etc., that homework is written...... I can't finish it until 12 o'clock at night. Luo Tian let out a long sigh, "This is still middle school, waiting for you to go to high school...... Gee...... I won't say it, I'm afraid you'll be hit. ”
Emily: "......"
Bulma: "......"
The two little girls glanced at each other, and then immediately looked at Luo Tian.
"Who did you listen to?" Emily and Bulma asked at the same time.
"I'm an alien, of course I know everything, if you don't believe it, you can go and ask." Luo Tian lowered his voice and whispered to the two people.
After finishing speaking, Luo Tian paused slightly.
"By the way, if you want to ask, just ask about middle school students or something, and don't ask your parents, because your parents won't tell you the truth." Luo Tian gave another addition.
Emily and Bulma look at each other, their immature faces full of grievances and fear for their future lives.
"Is what he said true...... Bulma? Emily wanted to cry.
"It seems to be true...... Bulma thought for a moment and nodded seriously, "I see that my sister often has unfinished homework, and she goes out to play before the holidays......"
"It's better for us, you see I'm only 5 years old, and I'm out to travel." Luo Tian sighed.
"Wow......"
Emily couldn't hold back any longer, and cried loudly at that time, immediately attracting the attention of all the students in the class.
The teacher also looked at Emily curiously.
"Emily, what's wrong with you?" The teacher stepped forward and asked with concern.
"Wow...... Woowoo...... He said we had more homework in elementary and middle school...... "Emily cried even more sadly.
Teacher: "......"
The teacher didn't know how to persuade him for a while.
Because he was so right.
Emily's words were heard by many of her classmates, and many of them were infected and cried.
The whole class burst into tears.
Bulma didn't cry.
"Yours, good graduation ceremony...... You're going to make our class cry. Bulma glared at Luo Tian.
"I'm telling the truth." Luo Tian sighed slightly.
"Wow, wow, wow......" Bulma suddenly cried too.
"What are you crying about?" Luo Tian asked, "I didn't shed any tears. ”
"Can I not cry? The classmates were crying, thinking that I had made them cry, and that the teacher should discipline me again. Bulma pouted and hummed quietly.
"You're graduating soon, do you need to be afraid of your teacher?" Luo Tian asked.
"You have a point...... "Bulma thought about it.
The teacher coaxed for a long time, coaxed that one, but the other one cried, and he was a little scrambled for a while.
"Teacher, teacher, he said he was an alien." Emily sobbed a few times and raised her hand to complain.
Suddenly, all the children stopped crying and focused their eyes on Luo Tian.