Ji Wuchang is crazy
I, Ji Wuchang, that's right, I'm still Lao Tzu! Do you think I want to be on the front page? I don't want to be good, right? But is this something I can decide!
I have been looking for other people's business since I was a child, and I never thought that I would be asked for trouble one day.
What's the trouble? Forget about eating overlord meals, and now I'm still coming to the door, what's the matter, I'm still addicted to eating? Do you need me to go to your house to be a chef?
I, Huan Yuheng, the one in front of me is called Ji Wuchang, he doesn't look like a human at all, hasn't he considered it for the majority of male compatriots?
Alas...... This kind of person, just by looking at his appearance, knows that he must be selfish, and he doesn't know what kind of good bird can be to leave a way back for others.
I'm Li Tianquan, don't listen to my junior brother's nonsense, he's purely jealous, don't talk about it...... Ji Wuchang looks really illegal, this kind of person is sorry for the world's love for him if he doesn't give two waves of thunder.
Alas, sad, my junior brother's broken mouth is simply hopeless.
......
There are no words for each other, and there are no tears.
There are a lot of people who come to Ji Impermanence to eat in the store, but there are few people who dare to look for him, this guy is famous for his bad temper, and he hasn't even had a girlfriend for more than three years, so he is really blind to his sad and weeping appearance.
I don't know if he believes in rather lacking than indiscriminate, or if he is the one who holds and gnaws in the dark corner, anyway, no one dares to ask him face-to-face about this, no problem, he is all scared.
Ji Wuchang came forward to confront Li Tianquan and the two, and after a while, there was a group of people eating melons around who watched the excitement, well, if you put it in the monk world, you have to call it a drug-taking crowd, although the nature is the same, but the name is high, isn't it?
Huan Yuheng was a little flustered by so many people, and Ji Wuchang didn't want to be watched, so he glanced around and said, "The two of you are guests from afar, you might as well come into the store and sit down." ”
After speaking, he didn't wait for Li Tianquan to agree, turned around and entered the store.
The space in the store is not too large, with a dozen tables, a few rows of wooden chairs, and a lot of people shouting and drinking, but it is not yet overcrowded.
And Ji Wuchang was at the empty table in the innermost part, explaining something to the clerk at the moment.
Li Tianquan pulled Huan Yuheng to sit in front of Ji Wuchang, and the three of them continued to look at each other without saying a word, and finally Ji Wuchang couldn't bear it anymore, and took the lead in speaking: "Interesting, it's rare that you will come back to me, it's new, right?"
"Hmm. Li Tianquan nodded and said, "Today is the third day. ”
"Hehe, on the third day, I ate the overlord meal, and I ate it on my head, and there were two hits. The corners of Ji Wuchang's mouth rose slightly, and he said with a hint of a smile: "I won't pursue the newcomers, just understand some rules in the future, your meal money today is a total of seventy-five copper plates, wipe zero, and I have the right to take care of the newcomer, and count seventy for you, isn't it too much?"
Seventy copper plates, lower than one or two pieces of silver estimated by Bai Anxian, it is completely a conscience price, Ji Wuchang is domineering, but there is nothing wrong with doing things, at least in the buying and selling transactions, no one has ever seen him buy and sell, or use the price to trick people.
"Uh...... "He can't take out the zero, Li Tianquan regrets it very much now, what kind of little junior brother, Ji Wuchang's behavior is not as unreasonable as the legend, did he know that it would be impossible to carry three taels of broken silver over.
Without waiting for Li Tianquan to speak, Huan Yuheng preemptively said: "We have no money, and the money is gone." ”
What are you doing when you come to me when the money is spent? Ji Wuchang is confused, is the path taken by the new students so wild now? Is it that he can't keep up with the pace of the times, what kind of operation is this, I can't understand it.
Ji Wuchang stared at Huan Yuheng, looking at the innocent look that didn't look like he came to provoke, and then he looked at Li Tianquan again, this apologous brother is not like looking for fault, what's the situation?
After the two sides were stunned for a few minutes, Li Tianquan took the lead in breaking the silence: "We don't have money now, and we will definitely pay you back if we have money in the future." ”
Ji Wuchang was still in a state of confusion, covering his head and asking, "You two came to me just to tell me this?"
"Hmm. Huan Yuheng nodded slightly, he also found that there were some discrepancies between Ji Wuchang himself and Qian Chenshou's descriptions, and the dissatisfaction accumulated in his heart during the conversation also dissipated slightly in apologies.
"Are you idle?" Ji Wuchang was shocked, what kind of strange thing is this, don't students take the intelligence project when they get started?
Li Tianquan said honestly: "My roommate said that you have a bad temper and let us hide from you, but I think it is natural to repay debts, so I came over with my junior brother and wanted to ask if I could be accommodating." ”
Bad temper, bad temper...... Ji Wuchang didn't care about the next words, he just cared about these four words.
The last thing he could hear was that others said that he had a bad temper, and he slapped the table and scolded: "Which calf said that Lao Tzu has a bad temper? You tell me who it is, I will go to talk to Te Te, how dare you talk to Lao Tzu behind your back, there is a kind of face-to-face nagging!"
said that if he changed his face, he would change his face, and this set of smooth operations startled Huan Yuheng, and he unconsciously leaned into Li Tianquan's ear and whispered: "It seems that his temper is really not very good......
Not only Huan Yuheng was frightened, but even the group of young boys and girls who were eating were taken aback, they had every reason to believe that if this was not the Pill Street, if this was not a non-combat area, then Ji Wuchang was very likely to do it directly.
If there is a non-combat area, there is a combat area that is allowed, they are all young people, and it is normal for there to be conflicts when there is a lot of anger, and it is better to block it than to be sparse, and the academy also knows this truth.
Therefore, the academy set the back mountain of the Sifang Mountain as the battle area, and there is a fire in the past, as long as you don't make a name for yourself, you can toss it as you like, and Ji Wuchang is a frequent visitor to the back mountain, if you need to spend money to open a membership to enter the back mountain, then he is definitely a supreme member, but any demotion is disrespectful to him.
The young boys and girls were angry at Ji Wuchang frequently, and Ji Wuchang turned his head and glared at them and said, "Drink your honestly, whoever looks at Lao Tzu here will take whoever goes to the back mountain to play!"
A sentence suddenly made the store silent, originally drinking and boxing and playing very high, but at this moment, they all shrank their heads like quails, for fear of provoking this bomb and suffering an unwarranted disaster.
Seeing this, Li Tianquan hurriedly persuaded: "Store Manager Ji dissipates his anger, my master said that it is not good to be angry, and it hurts the body." ”
"Heh!" Ji Wuchang sneered and glanced at everyone, and agreed: "Your master is right, I want to hurt other people's bodies now." ”
"Hey, it makes a lot of sense...... Ji Wuchang's words helped Huan Yuheng open the door to a new world, but he just lingered by the door and didn't dare to step forward.
And Li Tianquan is different, he is standing directly at the gate of the new world! Thinking about Ji Wuchang's words at this moment, combined with the master's various performances of being angry and beating himself, this is simply the truth, okay! So he realized......
The skewers are baked, this is what Ji Wuchang ordered the clerk to prepare at the beginning, as the saying goes, salute first and then soldier, as long as it is someone who comes to him, he will invite the other party to a meal, and the face and morality are absolutely impossible to fault.
The clerk carefully brought a few plates of skewers to the table, and then brought another pot of sake under Ji Wuchang's signal, and finally saw Ji Wuchang wave his hand to let him leave, he was slightly relieved, the place of right and wrong can't stay for a long time, he didn't want to accompany Ji Wuchang to go to the back mountain for a walk.
"Whatever you want, it's mine. Ji Wuchang pushed two plates of skewers in front of Huan Yuheng and Li Tianquan, and then poured three cups of sake and said: "Drink, don't be polite to me, tell me which calf is bad temper after drinking." ”
Huan Yuheng curiously picked up the wine glass and put it under his nose to smell it, and then licked it with his tongue, his face suddenly changed greatly, he raised his hand and poured all the wine on the ground, glared at Ji Wuchang and said: "Senior brother, this water can't be drunk! It's spicy!"
Is the water spicy? Li Tianquan licked the letter a little suspiciously, he didn't waste the wine, but held a cup to Ji Wuchang to discuss the explanation: "Manager Ji, our brother came with sincerity, what do you mean by being so troublesome?"
You don't even know how to drink? Can you stop teasing us like that?
As soon as these words came out of the store, they almost exploded, but because of Ji Wuchang's residual power, they were stunned one by one, and their faces were red and they didn't dare to laugh.
"......" Ji Wuchang suddenly felt so tired, what is the meaning of easy healing of physical injuries and difficult heartaches, he completely realized it, now he has no temper at all, and he doesn't want to do anything, so he wants to ask which audit teacher put these two people in.
"This is not called water, this is called wine...... Ji Wuchang slowed down for a long time before he came back to his senses, picked up the wine glass and drank it all under the gaze of the two, and then explained tiredly: "It's delicious, understand?"
Huan Yuheng still didn't believe it, picked up the wine jug and poured himself a glass and licked it, and then poured another glass for Ji Wuchang and said, "If you drink another glass, I will believe you!"
Who the hell are these people! God, are you finally going to take me?
Ji Wuchang leaned back in his chair, looked at the roof of the shed with a dull look and sighed, in less than two minutes, he seemed to have experienced another twenty years of vicissitudes.
Ji Wuchang was speechless for a long time, and finally picked up the wine glass and drank it all, then poured himself another glass, drank it all again, and then made a gesture of please: "Can I drink it now?" Although I have a bad reputation, I never disdain small means, if you still don't believe it, then I can't do anything." ”
"Can you really drink it?" Huan Yuheng frowned and looked at Li Tianquan, and then asked Ji Wuchang with a bitter face, "Do you have to drink it?"
"Drink or not, it's okay!Big brother, have you never drunk alcohol?" Ji Wuchang was about to go crazy, his hands were in his hair and he was holding his head and collapsed: "What are you guys here for? If you want to beat us to the back mountain, let's talk well if you want to talk, what kind of trouble are you going to make when you come out like this!"
"Uh......" Li Tianquan glanced at the performance of other people with his spare eyes, and instantly understood that the problem was his own, and if there was a mistake, he had to admit it, Li Tianquan put down his wine glass and apologized: "I'm sorry Store Manager Ji, this is the first time we have seen real wine......"
"You can't drink fake wine, it's dead. "No one is stunned about the real knife and real gun, Ji Wuchang is afraid, he is afraid of the situation that is happening in front of him, he wants to die of torture, and there is no way at all.
Ahh......hhh Oh my God, what did I do wrong, your old man said, is it fun to torture me like this?