Chapter 311: A War of the Harem Regiment
After the meal, Han Qian still felt a little tired, and just sat on the edge of Luohan's bed, Wen Wen suddenly got up and hugged Han Qian's neck, forcibly hugged him in his arms, and looked down at the corners of Han Qian's mouth.
"I'm getting a pimple!"
Han Qian could clearly see Yeats's body trembling a little, her few hobbies were to squeeze Han Qian's pimples, but at this time Han Qian was lying in his warm arms, Yeats gave up after taking two deep breaths, stood up and said a word to take a bath.
Warmly hugged Han Qian and leaned on the Luohan bed, tilting his head and grinning.
"Brother Qian~ Without me by your side, can't you sleep?"
"Hmph, why does this peach smell like this? Roselle, will you buy anything? β
Cai Qinghu began to target Luoshen, and Luoshen, who was lying on the sofa, raised his eyebrows and replied.
"Cai Qinghu, I didn't provoke you, did I? If you come to the capital, you will be angry, if you have a sick brain, I will knock it open for you! β
Cai Qinghu said coldly.
"What's wrong? I'll take a marriage certificate and ask you guys, are you still okay? β
One sentence made the faces of several women in the villa change, only the warmth was still grinning silly, she was different, she was an ex-wife!
Yu Shishi, who was still working, stood up and stretched.
"This man! The more nothing, the more afraid of losing something, the more to show off, harm! I don't know if it's sad or pitiful. β
Yu Shishi was just about to pick up the computer, Yeats leaned on the railing on the second floor and sneered.
"I don't know if it's pitiful or pathetic, but I know that Yu Shishi is about to become blind, where did you put my makeup bag!"
Yu Shishi pouted.
"Who knows, it's heavy! Threw it down the window! β
Yeats nodded.
"Good, good! I let you put on makeup, I don't have the surname Ye, you can go out without makeup tomorrow. β
Yeats turned and left, and Yu Shishi trotted all the way upstairs.
The nursery rhyme looked at the two women who were arguing and grinned.
"It's really interesting to watch others quarrel, Bobo, I have a question, you say! Is love said with the mouth, or is it felt with the heart? Some things are meant to express trust, but some trust doesn't need anything to express, right? β
Ji Jing, who was cutting fruit with her head down, nodded seriously.
"Yes, love is to feel with the heart, but this feeling has nothing to do with you! A woman like you pretends to be pitiful, drugged, and oiled on the soles of your feet, and you don't care what kind of environment the other party will be in, and you don't care what the other party has to face and endure, love? Do you deserve this mouth? Do you deserve these two words in nursery rhymes? β
Something is wrong!
Aunt Ji is very aggressive today.
Han Qian wanted to struggle to get up, but he was hugged tightly by the warmth, and said in a low voice with a smile.
"If you struggle again, I'll kill you! Don't move, be quiet and lie down for me! β
Nursery rhyme squinted and smiled.
"Yes! My nursery rhymes are indeed unworthy, so tell me who is worthy in this room. β
Ji Jing picked up a towel and wiped the sharp knife in her hand, learning to squint.
"Someone has a marriage certificate, this is the official proof, what? Are you reluctant to rhyme? β
This time, without waiting for the nursery rhyme to speak, Niangniang walked down from the second floor, wiping her wet hair and lazily said.
"I don't know if the nursery rhyme is willing, anyway, I'm unwilling! I gave my general a battlefield where he could gallop uncontrollably, and saw that someone didn't give anything, and he didn't know it if he pretended to be stupid and cute for a day. β
Cai Qinghu turned his head to look at Yan Qingqing and said coldly.
"Who do you say is pretending to be stupid?"
Warm and smiling.
"The fox said I was a cute girl~"
Yan Qingqing walked to Luohan's bedside, took off her shoes and lay on the bed, squinting and saying with disdain.
"I'm talking about you!"
Warmly pursed his lips, hugged Han Qian tightly and shook his head and did not refute, but spoke.
"Oh, it's just a marriage certificate! Where did I get a divorce certificate without a marriage certificate? β
Luo Shen leaned on the sofa with his hands on his chest, his slender and white legs rested on the coffee table, and sneered.
"Yes! Marriage certificates are also divided into good and bad, high and low, warm! After you and Han Qian received their marriage certificate, Han Qian seemed to be very well-behaved! β
Warm squinted and smiled.
"Well, there's not a single vixen around."
Cai Qinghu looked at Luo Shen with a frosty face, and then sneered.
"yes, if it weren't for my generosity, do you think you have a chance?"
Yan Qingqing chuckled.
"It's all because of his own incompetence that he can't give your man what he wants, so he will give the vixen a chance to take advantage of it! I don't believe that you fed him well, and he still has the heart to go out to meet the vixen, right? β
Wen Wen squinted at Yan Qingqing and said with a smile.
"Then your son is not the boss, is he?"
A sentence poked the most painful place in Yan Qingqing's heart, that is, this sentence came out, the nursery rhyme had already walked to the door, and Ji Jing held a sharp fruit knife and looked at the nursery rhyme.
Isn't that more interesting than a movie?
One ring after another!
Yeats, who had taken a bath, stood on the second floor, looking at the quarrelsome girls on the first floor and laughing.
"Yes, I feel that what Yan Qingqing said also has some truth, when I first came into contact with Mr. Han's life, it was a mess!"
Wen Wen raised her head and smiled.
"Then someone also said, I am Han Qian's life secretary, up to handling work, meeting customers, down to laundry and cooking, warming the bed and making love."
The nursery rhyme standing at the door laughed.
"Yes, I don't see the processing work, and I meet with customers? I don't know if I do laundry and cooking, and I go to bed alone? What about the baby? β
Regarding the topic of Cai Qinghu's fake pregnancy, several other girls will not mention it, but nursery rhymes will mention it, and only when nursery rhymes mention this topic, Cai Qinghu will not take it to heart.
Because her child fell.
And vice versa.
Roselle could too, but she wouldn't say it.
Cai Qinghu suddenly smiled, sat on the sofa and said with a smile.
"What's the use of talking about that, it's like an ancient palace, it's warm! She belongs to the one in the cold palace, as for you? Hehehe, what's the use of shouting? Let's just say Yan Qingqing, you can appear in the same household registration book for a family of three? β
The lethality is huge!
At the same time, it was also affected by warmth and tranquility.
Even a few other women who didn't have children took the words and brought the blade.
Yan Qingqing slowly sat up, stretched out her hand to pick up the pillow on Luohan's bed, and the next second her wrist was grabbed, Yan Qingqing looked at Wen Wen and frowned.
"What's wrong with you?"
Nuan took out a salted duck egg in his pocket and handed it to Yan Qingqing.
"Smash with this!"
Yan Qingqing took the salted duck egg, Cai Qinghu took out a small notebook and slapped it on the back of the sofa, and said angrily.
"Yan Qingqing, try it! I will handcuff you for intentionally injuring a public official. β
Yeats, who was already going to rest, slowly turned his head, then trotted all the way to Cai Qinghu's side and said in a low voice.
"Cai Cai, lend me your handcuffs to play for the night."
Cai Qinghu frowned, took out the handcuffs and asked.
"Why do you want this?"
Yeats turned his head and licked the corners of his mouth at Yu Shishi, who immediately panicked and screamed.
"Don't give it to her, she's going to harm me!"
Yeats squinted and smirked.
"Hey, hey, hey~ How come? It's fun, Mr. Han, right? β
Wen Wen covered Han Qian's mouth and said in a low voice.
"Don't speak!"
Ji Jing also walked over, handed the fruit bowl to Nuan, and said in a low voice.
"Don't interject! It's none of your business! β
Yan Qingqing screamed.
"What? Ji Jing, you and Han Qian are playing so fancy? β
Nuan handed the fruit plate to Ji Jing, letting go of Han Qian and grabbing Yan Qingqing's ear.
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Yan Qingqing was lying on the bed and rolling, Wen Wen took the fruit plate and looked at Han Qian, squinting her eyes.
"You like fruit, don't you?"
Han Qian nodded vigorously.
At this moment, An An, who was sitting on the windowsill, suddenly spoke.
"It's just... It's just... Warm, Niangniang, Aunt Ji, give birth to a childΒ·Β· What a feeling! β
After saying this, Luo Shen stood up and shouted with surprise on his face.
"Pregnant?"
An An hurriedly shook his head.
"No, no, no, I'm still here for my aunt, it's just... It's just curiosity. β
Luo Shen let out a lost sigh, Ji Jing tilted his head and thought about it, and replied.
"It's okay, although I don't like children, but there is no strange feeling, I have a natural birth, and it will hurt a little."
The words are warm and positive.
"Listen to me! Don't give birth! Don't give birth! It's just torture, it's just fatal, and that's not what people should suffer. β
Yan Qingqing sat up and frowned.
"Don't listen to warm nonsense, it's not as hard as she said, it's good to go in and pass ten or twenty points!"
An An was confused and asked suspiciously.
"Aunt Ji, it hurts a little bit, right?"
Ji Jing smiled and nodded.
"Yes, yes!"
An An looked at Nuan, who seemed to recall that scene, and then shook her head.
"It hurts! It hurts a lot! It hurt like I was dead, and I tossed for more than ten hours! I also had a natural birth, you asked Yan Qingqing, she had a caesarean section! β
Yan Qingqing stared at the warmth with wide eyes and asked.
"What about your fart? This scar on the old lady's stomach was stabbed by someone! It's not a run for obstetrics and gynecology, An An, don't listen to the two of them, it doesn't hurt at all! I came out twenty minutes after entering the delivery room, and I beat Han Qian. β
An An really didn't know who to listen to, and when she was struggling, Wen Wen suddenly spoke.
"Yan Qingqing doesn't hurt because she's short!"
Yan Qingqing turned her head and said angrily.
"You fart because you can get fit, I'm in good physical fitness, like you? Baby-like with cerebral palsy. β
Han Qian's brain is about to explode!
(End of chapter)