Chapter 1 The Merry Husband Loves His Wife

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stayed up all night and died suddenly during the live broadcast, and I wore it into the abusive novels I had read before. took the script of the bitter and cruel heroine, and was forced to come to the door by Xiao San'er!

"Madam, I heard that Xiangye didn't return home at night in Fireworks Willow Lane last night."

"Madam, it is said that Xiangye is on good terms with the top brand of the Qinglou."

"Madame! Big things are wrong! Xiangye brought the poetry girl back! It is also required that you go out to greet you personally! ”

I crossed Erlang's legs gracefully, leaning on the chaise longue and sipping melon seeds, I already knew the content of this script.

The original heroine is not only a concubine who is not favored, but also brain-dead married Liu Huai'an, a dirty cucumber domestic violence man who is ten years older than her.

The little third child who is approaching the door is also a famous Oiran in the capital.

You must know that the heroines in the ancient abuse texts didn't end well, either they were dug out of their hearts and lungs, or they were picked off and their tendons were broken, based on me, who is also a domestic violence male protagonist, I don't want to be ended by him.

And this pair of scumbags and have already deceived the door, and I decided to make enough efforts to match them, and it is best to lock them up firmly so that I can get out of the sea of suffering.

Huaizhu couldn't swallow this breath next to me, and persuaded me: "Miss, everyone has bullied the door, why don't you have a sense of crisis!" Otherwise, let's pack up and go back to Taifu's mansion now, and ask the master to administer justice to the young lady! ”

Thinking about my family environment, I begged them, and it would be good if they didn't step on me, and they would help me? It's impossible to think about.

I shook my head and persuaded Huaizhu bitterly: "Women should be self-reliant, don't think about letting people help you all day long, we have to fulfill ourselves." ”

Huaizhu thought that I was right, and asked me blankly: "Then what should I do now?" ”

I put down the melon seeds, clapped my palms, got up and walked out: "The soldiers will cover the water and the earth, follow me and see." ”

When I got out of the courtyard, I saw a delicate, delicate woman like a flower standing in the front hall, and I could smell the fat powder on her body from a distance of 800 meters.

I stepped forward with a smile: "Is the person who came from the famous poetry girl in the capital?" ”

Dai Shishi took my hand and pretended to be intimate: "Presumably this is my sister." ”

I subconsciously kept my distance from her: "Miss Shishi is too polite, but I have heard the girl's name for a long time, and it is really extraordinary to see it today!" ”

The corners of Dai Shishi's mouth deflated: "Shishi knows that she is from a humble background, her sister is the daughter of the Taifu, the righteous daughter, and the wife of the prime minister, Shishi and her sister are the difference between Yunni." ”

At this time, Liu Huai'an came in, and after hearing Dai Shishi's words, he thought that I deliberately spoke with her identity to embarrass her, so his face changed on the spot, and he sneered: "I know that you look down on Shishi's background, but I have made up my mind, I will marry her as an equal wife, and sit with you, regardless of each other." ”

Oh, are you afraid that I won't say yes? Don't think too much about it, I'll arrange a cave room for them tonight.

I smiled: "For the sake of Xiangye's love for the poetry girl, I will let Zhuzhu make the bed and fold the quilt for you, so as to save those mothers-in-law from being careless, I don't worry." ”

Who knew that Liu Huai'an quickly grabbed my wrist: "What kind of medicine are you selling in the gourd!" ”

I winked innocently: "What medicine can I sell?" ”

Liu Huai'an was so angry that he gritted his teeth: "Hurry up and get out of me, I feel sick when I see you!" ”

In line with the principle that as long as I am not embarrassed, it is others who are embarrassed, I made a look at Huaizhu: "Zhuzhu, go and tell the kitchen, set up the banquet, and tonight the concubine will be a concubine, and the whole world will celebrate together, and eat together." ”

Huaizhu was just about to go, but Liu Huai'an gritted his teeth and drank: "You dare!! ”

I continued to explain: "It's better to choose a day than to hit the day, it's better to do this tonight, so as to save Xiangye a lot of dreams at night, right?" ”

Liu Huai'an's face turned blue with anger, and he stepped forward to look at me: "Don't think that I don't know that you are playing with this kind of trick, trying to attract my attention again, no way!" ”

I took Dai Shishi's arm and said earnestly: "I sincerely hope that Xiangye can be with Miss Shishi for a hundred years." ”

Liu Huai'an shook his sleeves again, and his words were full of disdain: "Hmph! Who doesn't know that our marriage was given by the emperor, and Taifu protected the media? Enwei is greater than the sky. ”

"If I marry Shishi quietly like this, not only will it attract gossip to her, but according to the emperor's uncertain temperament, it is indispensable to anger Shishi."

"My poems are pure and kind, gentle and petty, how can you be like you, a jealous woman, on the surface you promised me to marry Shishi, but in fact you want to put her to death, you femme fatale!"

I lifted my forehead and sighed heavily, why don't I know the hearts of good people.

At this time, Dai Shishi stood up and rounded the field: "Don't quarrel with Xiangye and his wife, if you want to blame Shishi, blame Shishi for not being good, it is Shishi's red face that entangles Xiangye's heart, and begs my sister to punish him." ”

I pulled her to Liu Huai'an in amazement and persuaded her repeatedly: "Look, what a good girl! If you don't want it, let it be for me? Such a well-informed girl can't find it with a lantern. ”

Liu Huai'an secretly proud: "My poems are thousands of times better than your jealous woman, neither like your clever words, nor like you who are lazy and lazy, and she can't even manage the prime minister's house, she is much more diligent and pragmatic than you." ”

Kill! It's definitely a kill! Before entering the door, Liu Huai'an calculated to let Dai Shishi be a cow and a horse.

The Prime Minister's Mansion has hundreds of people, the family is big, and a position like the Prime Minister's wife is also a president level in modern times, and it is very tiring to manage so many people!

Dai Shishi was very knowledgeable and did not continue to dwell on this topic.

Instead, he volunteered to be courteous to Liu Huai'an: "Xiangye is tired for a day, go sit and rest, I'll stew some lotus seed soup for you to quench the fire." ”

Liu Huai'an took her hand and said softly: "Where is your turn to do such rough work, just leave it to the mother-in-law." ”

Dai Shishi lowered her eyes shyly, and smiled at the corner of her mouth: "I remember that Xiangye likes the lotus seed soup stewed by Shishi the most, and the taste is very different when it is stewed by the mothers-in-law, I want Xiangye to eat what I made myself." ”

I didn't bother to look at the two of them greasy and crooked, so I pulled Huaizhu and walked out: "Let's go, let you see what KFC is." ”

An anchor in a live broadcast company like me, bringing goods, food, dancing, what can't you do?

Huaizhu was still a little confused: "Miss, what is KFC?" Is it the kind of chicken that you nibble on in your hand? ”

I glanced at Liu Huai'an and Dai Shishi: "KFC is not the kind of chicken that you nibble in your hand, the kind of chicken that you tear and eat, are you clear?" ”

Huaizhu deliberately sang a double reed with me: "It doesn't matter what kind of chicken she has, it's over when she tears it." ”

Dai Shishi could hear what was in the words, her face turned blue, and she had to pretend not to understand in front of Liu Huai'an, and she was about to suffocate her internal injuries.

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