Chapter 7 The gods stretched out their hands to worship the true Buddha

At this scene, the fat boy was already shrunk in his mother's arms and fell asleep.

Although the young couple was extremely sleepy, they did not dare to close their eyes and chatted quietly.

After the old lady sat down, she did not speak immediately, but looked at the young couple with a smile, listened patiently for a while, and then found an appropriate time to interject.

With the effect of good people's incense, young couples have almost no defenses against the old lady, and after a few words, the old lady will take away the fat boy's age, size, habits, and even birthday.

The words were almost set, and the old lady whispered softly to the two couples: "Look at you two sleepy, give me the child, I will help you hold it, you can squint for a while." ”

After speaking, he blew at the two of them.

The young husband was still a little wary, and said in a daze: "No, we can just hold it ourselves......

But the young wife involuntarily handed the fat boy to the old lady, and muttered vaguely: "Auntie, be careful, Dabao is about to pee......"

Neither of them could finish speaking, so they tilted their heads and fell asleep next to each other.

The old lady held the child in her arms, hummed and patted it a few times, and sat down for a while, waiting for the young couple to sleep deeply, and to get up and leave their seats.

Just as she was about to get up, I raised my hand and gently patted the old lady on the shoulder, and said, "It's very heavy, don't be tired, give me a hug for a while." ”

The old lady showed a dazed expression, and as soon as she raised her hand, she handed the fat boy to me.

Shoot flowers, I will too.

Although because of my own experience, I am disgusted with the method of photographing flowers, but Sister Miao said that the more you are afraid and hateful of something, the more you must understand it and master it, so that you can destroy it!

This trick called the gods to stretch out their hands, the top means of patting flowers.

You don't need to pat your head, you don't need to blow the powder, you just pat your shoulder, you can confuse people and be obedient.

Vajra, the Dharma Protector on the seat of the tunnel, stood up.

Dharma Protector King Kong is a thug in the gang, the Bodhisattva has a mistake with the treasure, it is his turn, if he can grab it, he will rob it, and if he can't rob it, he has to cover the Bodhisattva's retreat with the dragon girl who carries the sedan chair.

I sneered, knocked on the small table in front of me, and instead of taking care of the Dharma Vajra, I turned my head to look at the multi-eyed Arhat in the back seat, "Blind? ”

Seeing that the multi-eyed arhat was exposed, he had no choice but to stand up, press his hat, and said, "Boss, your face is tight, the first time you ride this night dragon?" ”

I only spit out one word, "Get out!" ”

If the other party breaks the rules of the rivers and lakes, there is no need to be polite.

Although the rivers and lakes are all in the middle of the ninth stream, they really want to get dark, there is no edge, no edge, no bottom line, but on the bright side, they still have to put a rule on the head to give people a look, showing that although they are the ninth rate, they are also rules people.

This is what is lacking, shouting at something, just like this flower crutch, obviously doing a heinous business, but still having the name of a Bodhisattva Arhat, claiming to be a son, is nothing more than sticking gold on his face to give himself courage.

But with the rules, it works well.

In the name of the other party's bad rules, it will spread in the future, and no one will dare to say that I am wrong.

But if you come up and say anything about righteousness and bravery, you can't get used to seeing the road and see the unevenness, and draw a sword to help, then you don't have to mix in the rivers and lakes in the future.

The real people in the rivers and lakes never practice chivalrous righteousness, and it is already the upper limit of conscience to look at them coldly, and occasionally they are stupid and want to fight for righteousness, and the grass on the grave is three feet high.

People are in the rivers and lakes, and they can't help themselves, not shouting, but bloody reality.

The multi-eyed Arhat changed his face, his eyes showed a fierce light, and said: "Brother, don't look at whose land this is, you don't worship the dock when you go to the wheel, you want to be domineering, how many catties and taels do you have in this pile?" ”

When the Dharma Protector Vajra takes a step forward, he has to do it.

I picked up the cigarette that had been on the cigarette case all the way, threw it into my mouth and lit it, took a deep breath, spit out a long white smoke, and said, "Borrow your hand to send a child, all lives will be blessed, before the Bodhisattva drives, where do you sit?" ”

Choked by the smoke, the multi-eyed Arhats and the Dharma Protector Vajra both showed a sluggish and dazed expression.

I stood up, patted the multi-eyed arhat and the Dharma protector Vajra on the shoulder in turn, leaned into the ear of the multi-eyed arhat, and said, "This is for you old bodhisattvas, let him weigh his pounds and come to me again." My name is Zhou Cheng, and I will open my face in Jincheng! Now, it's time for you to get out of the car! ”

The multi-eyed Arhat walked forward in a daze.

Dharma Protector Vajra followed him like a walking corpse.

Then, the bodhisattva with the treasure stood up slowly.

She looked a little struggling, but she couldn't control her movements, a look of fear on her face, and a pleading look in her eyes as she looked at me.

This is the real transmission of the outer Taoist technique, so it can keep the first line of clarity.

It's a pity that there is only this line.

If she is a good skill, she can't fight me, so there is only one way to die.

I smiled and said to her, "Auntie, you've arrived at the station, let's get down." ”

With a look of despair, the Bodhisattva staggered to his feet, walking in the footsteps of the Dharma Protector Vajra and the multi-eyed arhats.

The three dragon girls carrying the sedan chair looked at each other, not knowing what was happening, but when the Bodhisattva with the treasure walked past them, they all froze, and then stood up and left.

This trick is called air drop-off.

The incense of good people on their bodies is not only a deceptive child, but also a deadly knot.

The powder in the smoke itself is not fascinating, but it can clear the mind, but it is against the incense of good people.

I smiled, sat back in my seat, and looked down to see the fat boy staring at me with dark eyes.

This toss woke him up.

He didn't recognize him either, but when he saw me looking at him, he grinned, revealing his bare teeth, and reached out to grab the cigarette from my mouth.

I hurriedly pinched my cigarette, put it back on the case, and continued to stare at the fat boy.

Although I have learned the thirty-six techniques of foreign Taoism, she has never taught me this coaxing child Sister Miao!

I can't blame her, when she picked me up, she was only sixteen, and she was still a half-old child, so no one taught her this trick.

The fat boy waited for a while, but didn't get a response from me, and he wanted to cry when he grinned.

Suddenly, a rattle reached out in front of his eyes, flickering and swaying, attracting the attention of the fat boy, and he stretched out his little hand to catch the steamed bun.

I turned my head to look and saw a chubby middle-aged man sitting in the position of the Bodhisattva with the treasure just now.

He was dressed as a township cadre, with a round belly, neatly combed hair, a pair of black-framed glasses, a rattle in his hand, and a smile on his face, "My surname is Liu, Liu Aijun, I run Yelong to do some small business, what do you call my brother?" ”

As he spoke, he rubbed his fingers with the rattle, and a poker card appeared under the drum stick.

Spade face!

This is an old man.

He got into the car at 10:25, and after seeing my swing, he sat honestly in the oblique corner position, and threw a few pokers with a few people in the same seat.

This is the one who saw me show my face and came to find out.

I looked at him sideways and didn't reply to his words.

The fat man smiled and didn't care, and said: "Brother is a good means, why bother to take the way of bringing treasure to hurt yin morality?" It's better to make a fortune with my brother. I formed a game in Jincheng, and there is still a shortage of guys, if my brother is willing to buy individual stocks, I will guarantee you to get this number. ”

He flipped his hand again, revealing a ten of hearts.

Lao Qian organized the game, usually with an old man, he started to transfer me on the train, either to treat me as a Kaizi, ready to use the pot afterwards, or this is a temporary chapter of the wild game, after the fact, they will go their separate ways, never to see each other again.

I still didn't say anything, just stared at the fat man.

The fat man snorted and said, "Cheng, I'm sentimental even if I'm brother, you rest, brother." ”

Get up and leave.

I whispered, "Sit and don't move!" ”

The fat man sighed and said, "Brother, if you can't buy and sell, you still want to hang up with me?" You old Bodhisattva and I also have some friendship, do you want to ignore it? ”

Before he could say this, there was a sudden commotion in front of the carriage, and many people were screaming.

The fat man's face became unnatural, he looked at me, moved his buttocks, and didn't move.

After a while, a letter came, saying that someone jumped out of the train in the front carriage, and six people lined up to fall down, some men and women, and an old lady, not to mention that three of them were caught under the wheels and had no work.

Someone whispered, "Don't fall for the evil, how can there be a queue to jump out of the car." ”

A drop of sweat slid down the corner of the fat man's forehead.

I smiled at him, "What did you just say?" ”