Chapter 52: The Immortal Seat
Lanqing Hostel is on the tourist street under Mumo Mountain, on the side of the south side of the street, the appearance and signboard are inconspicuous, the overall environmental conditions, you can see the word "poor" at a glance when you enter the door.
Such hostels, unless there is some business during the tourist season, can be deserted in normal times.
Of course, Qianmian Hu opened this hostel here, obviously not really to earn the three melons and two dates of tourists.
Not far from the small street, there is the river wharf, pleasure boats, passenger boats, cargo ships, fishing boats...... Dense daily exchanges.
From then on, get on the boat and go down the river, and you can leave the province in less than five days.
The inspection on the river is not as strict as on the ground, and it is most suitable for transporting Guanyin south.
The so-called Guanyin is a woman who was abducted and sold to sell meat in some parts of the south.
It is taken in the sense of charity in the flesh.
When I walked into the Lanqing Hostel, it was about five o'clock, and it was time for dinner.
But the restaurant on the first floor of the hostel was deserted, except for the waiter at the front desk, only flies were flying around.
Seeing me enter the door, the waiter said weakly, "Welcome, several, eat or stay?" ”
I looked at the waiter and said, "To eat, just have a bowl of noodles with mixed sauce." ”
"A bowl of mixed sauce noodles! Just sit down, and you'll be fine right away. ”
I chose a window seat and sat down, and before long, I saw a tall, fat man in a crumpled chef's suit, carrying a big bowl, and put it on the table.
Originally, I wanted to eat something before doing things, but this noodle was really unappetizing, so I pushed the bowl to the side and said, "Don't eat, settle the account." ”
The tall fat man said in a rough voice: "Chenghui, one hundred and twenty." ”
I squinted at him, "It's just a hundred and two for such a broken thing, why don't you grab it?" ”
"Want to eat a bully meal? Don't inquire about whose field it is, why don't you look for a draw? ”
The tall fat man glared, slapped me in the face.
I raised my hand and grabbed the little finger of his palm and twisted it.
The tall fat man screamed and hurriedly withdrew his hand.
I immediately stood up, picked up the bowl of noodles with one hand, grabbed the tall fat man's neck with the other, and pressed it down.
Bang, boom, boom...... With a series of loud noises, the tall fat man's face slammed on the table, collapsing the table, and the whole person fell to the ground, becoming a rolling gourd, and his bones came out of the way, knocking over more than a dozen tables in one go.
The waiter screamed, "Fifth brother, someone is making trouble!" ”
"Who is making trouble, looking for death!"
With the sound of scolding, the curtain of the door was lifted, and a man came out from behind.
The man was not tall, but he was extremely strong, with a feeling that he was wider horizontally than vertically, bald with a large gold chain, and a Barberry pouch under his arm.
He came out and saw the fat chef who couldn't get up on the ground, and then turned his gaze to me, hehe sneered twice, and strode up to me, "Find something!" Don't inquire about my fifth brother......"
As soon as I raised my hand, I put the bowl of mixed sauce noodles on the man's face, and then stepped forward, clenched my fist and flexed my fingers, and the tip of my index finger protruded, and hit the man's ribs hard.
The man burst into breath, screamed, and slowly bent down, trying to squat down.
I grabbed him by the collar and hit him with a bow left and right for a dozen big mouths, beating him in the face like a pig's head.
The waiter let out a piercing scream, and ran to the backyard in a panic, "Fifth brother was beaten......"
I ignored the waiter, lifted the man up, and said, "Fifth brother, fortunately, my brother has met the bottom of Guibaodi's pocket, so I asked the fifth brother to help fill in the two, and this kindness will definitely be repaid in the future!" ”
After saying that, I took out the old black star from the long-haired man and buttoned it on the intact table, pressed the fifth brother to his seat, thoughtfully helped him tidy up his clothes, and pulled a napkin from the table to wipe his nosebleed.
The fifth brother snorted, glanced at the old black star on the table, and said sullenly: "It's all old in the yard, there is something to say, so don't come up and do it." ”
I sneered and said, "Fifth brother, don't be surprised, I'm a hot-tempered person who can't stand it, you guy is going to whip me when he comes up, then I can only pump back, you are suffering on his behalf, and you are angry with him." I don't want much, I will make up the passage with a slap, and when I gain a foothold in the south and make a big deal, I will definitely pay it back to the fifth brother. ”
The fifth brother raised his hand and touched his face, and hissed in pain from between his teeth, "It's not much to slap, so you should make a friend." ”
As he spoke, he bent down and picked up the handbag that fell to the ground, took out a stack of money, didn't look at it, and stuffed it directly into me, "Just more, no less, more should be regarded as a greeting gift." ”
I took it and shoved it into my pocket, picking up the old black star on the table, "Then I will take my leave." Brother teach your subordinates well, it's okay to put the tricks in the spotlight, so as to save messing with people who shouldn't be provoked, and you don't even know how to die. ”
"Brother, wait a minute." The fifth brother stopped me, raised his hand and touched his face again, "Are you going south or north, west or east, what kind of food are you eating?" ”
I snorted and said, "I ate Karnian, I hung my face outside the gate, I couldn't stay any longer, I tried my luck when I went south, I went in a hurry, I saw the light in my pocket, and I called Lao He a joke." ”
"Eating Karma?" The fifth brother's eyes rolled, "I have a table here, can you take it?" ”
I smiled disdainfully: "You are a restaurant owner, can you still manage the banquet?" Do you think your neighbor is robbing you of your business? ”
"Serious banquet, I have invited relatives and friends, I see that you are good at your brother, and I am willing to participate in it to ensure that you are hooked to the end."
"Yo, the boss has a big row of noodles, I don't know which party you invited to eat at what banquet?"
"Respect Sanqing's passing immortals."
"The fairy pomp is big, this table is not easy to manage."
"One single, I don't eat much, and the one who governs the banquet has invited three hands, all of them are Lao Ka, and the guest is the grandfather of the land, and he responds to all requests. Now there is a lack of a bowl to serve food, if my brother is interested, he just makes up the cost of going south. ”
"If you want to buy the fairy seat, most of them have to move their arms, the movement is too big, and the neighbor Lao Lei doesn't do it, so the ground is not good, you have to mention the rules and protect the six."
"It's easy to say, as long as you have real skills, you can be satisfied with the passing gods."
"The fairy seat we have also treated outside the gate, the emphasis is on an eye disease hand while it is hot, can not be crooked, if it is cold and then serve the table, I am afraid that the fairy will throw his sleeves and leave. The brother has practiced in the university hall, and he has never missed the hug, although the master is relieved. ”
The fifth brother ordered three stacks of old man's heads from his handbag and put them on the table.
I didn't look closely, I took it casually, but put the stack back on the table just now, "I'm hired, it's not good to take the master's hemp hair again, my brother's hands were rough just now, I'm sorry." ”
"Even if you take it, the money I gave out of the fifth brother will never be recycled, and the banquet will be cured, and we will often come and go in the future."
The fifth brother squinted his eyes, and his pig-like face was full of sincerity.