Episode 15: The Wine That Can't Be Moved!
"Trouble?"
Hearing Ding Xiu's words, the old man couldn't help but be stunned, then reacted, and said with a smile: "This is indeed a good thanks, it's just that I gave you wine, but you want to help Lu Xiaofeng solve the trouble, is it the wrong person?" ”
"Forehead ........."
Ding Xiu's words were stagnant, and he was about to respond, but next to him, Lu Xiaofeng couldn't help but shout: "I said Old Man Huo, what you said is a little unreasonable, why did it become a trouble for me Lu Xiaofeng?" ”
Old man Huo said undeniably: "Because you Lu Xiaofeng is synonymous with trouble, look at your current appearance, are you very much like the kind of person who gets into trouble and runs away overnight?" ”
"Well, you win."
Although he wanted to refute it, looking at his current appearance, Lu Xiaofeng knew that no matter what kind of justification he said, it was superfluous, so he simply admitted it directly.
Old man Huo said, "I'm curious, what trouble did you get into?" ”
Ding Xiu also said: "I'm also curious, what kind of trouble can make Lu Xiaofeng, who has four eyebrows, run away with a wine glass?" ”
"Alas........"
Hearing this, Lu Xiaofeng couldn't help but sigh: "Because I met a beautiful woman, and when this woman found me, she actually knelt down to me, and it was the kind that knelt down with two legs." ”
"That's it?"
Ding Xiu was surprised: "The dignified Lu Xiaofeng was scared by a woman and ran away?" ”
"I don't want to."
Lu Xiaofeng smiled bitterly: "But you have to know that she is not only beautiful, but also has three unusual guards, the jade-faced Langjun Liu Yu Hat, the heart-breaking swordsman Xiao Qiuyu, and the lonely Fang who travels alone for thousands of miles." ”
"It's them?!"
As a true disciple of Emei Xuanzhenguan, Ding Xiu naturally would not know about these famous masters in the rivers and lakes, even if he had never seen them, he had always heard of them.
The jade-faced Langjun Liu Yu hated, he used to be a handsome guy who looked better than Pan An, but later because of his love, half of his face was cut off, and since then the jade face is no longer there, and he wants to seek death, so he fights, and he is even more desperate than the desperate San Lang!
Xiao Qiuyu, a swordsman with broken intestines, is already a first-class top swordsman in the rivers and lakes, with superb swordsmanship, coupled with innate divine power, which makes his sword strength strong and very human!
As for the lonely party for thousands of miles, he is ethereal, likes to be alone, and there are not many people who are familiar with him, but it is undeniable that he is a master, otherwise, a person like him would never have survived until now.
So!
After hearing the names of the three people, even Old Man Huo couldn't help but be stunned and said, "Are you sure she knelt down to you even when she had these three people as guards?" ”
"What I saw with my own eyes, can it be fake?"
Lu Xiaofeng smiled helplessly: "So you understand why I ran away now, right?" ”
"Understood."
Old man Huo nodded thoughtfully: "Liu Yuyu, Xiao Qiuyu, Dugu Fang, the three of them are all first-class masters in the world, and what they can't solve when they join forces must be a big trouble, don't say it's you, if it's me, I will also want to escape, maybe I will escape faster than you........."
"It's a pity!"
Before Old Man Huo finished speaking, Ding Xiu already sneered: "Since such a person has found you, he will definitely not let you escape easily, and now that you are in trouble, who is it?" ”
"Does that need to be said?"
Old man Huo replied angrily: "Whoever causes trouble is anyone's fault, Lu Xiaofeng, who has four dignified eyebrows, will never let others take on the trouble for him, especially an old man like me." ”
"You, you ........."
Facing the words of Ding Xiu and Old Man Huo, Lu Xiaofeng seemed to be a little angry, he was about to open his mouth to argue, but he never thought that at this moment, he suddenly heard three loud sounds of "knock, knock, knock", and then, the front, left, and right walls of this wooden house were all knocked into a big hole.
When the sawdust was flying, I saw three people Shi Shiran walking in from the hole, and the person who came was none other than the three guards in Lu Xiaofeng's mouth.......... Liu Yu, Xiao Qiuyu, and Dugu Fang.
At this time, the expressions on the faces of the three people were very calm, and they looked at ease, and the three big holes in the wall seemed to be not opened by them at all, as if the three people who had just eaten and drunk from outside opened the door and returned to their own homes, and even ........ Xiao Qiuyu was still smiling, and said leisurely: "We didn't jump in through the window!" ”
"So we're not wild dogs."
Dugu Fang said casually, and while speaking, the two people had already lifted a chair in their hands, and with the light vomiting of internal force, there was a "click" sound, and the two carved wooden chairs that looked very delicate were torn apart on the spot.
Compared with the rough two, Liu Yuhan's movements were a little gentle, he sat down on the bed slowly, but before he could sit firmly, there was a "click" sound, and the bed had collapsed by him.
"Alas........"
Seeing this, Xiao Qiuyu couldn't help but sigh and said, "The furniture here is really not strong. ”
"yes!"
When Dugu Fang heard this, he immediately echoed: "Next time, you must remember that you can't buy it in this store again, after all, the quality of furniture is still very important in home life." ”
Before the two sentences were finished, five or six more things were smashed, and it seemed that they were addicted, they turned their heads and aimed at the jars of wine in the corner, without saying a word, they were about to step forward and do it, but they never thought that at this moment, Lu Xiaofeng, who had been silent, suddenly reminded loudly: "If I were you, I would never touch those jars of wine." ”
"Oh?!"
Seeing that Lu Xiaofeng finally spoke, the three of them suddenly became interested, and Xiao Qiuyu couldn't help but smile and asked, "Why?" Is there something wrong with these wines? ”
Lu Xiaofeng said: "I don't know if there is a problem, but I know that the owners of these jars of wine are very difficult to mess with." ”
"Really?"
Hearing this, as if he was interested, Xiao Qiuyu couldn't help but raise his eyebrows and asked, "Who is so difficult to mess with, this person should not be Lu Xiaofeng, right?" ”
"Of course not."
Lu Xiaofeng said: "As we all know, I, Lu Xiaofeng, have always been good-tempered, but the owners of these jars of wine are different, so I advise you not to mess around, otherwise, ......... You're going to regret it. ”
"Hah!"
Hearing this, Xiao Qiuyu immediately laughed back, and next to him, Dugu Fang couldn't help but say: "If you don't say it, it's okay, the more you say that, the more interested I am, I want to see how bad the owners of these jars of wine are!" As he spoke, he raised his hand and struck at a jar of wine.
But he never thought that when his palm was less than an inch away from the wine jar, his palm would no longer be able to hit, just one inch, like the ends of the world.
Because!
At this moment, a person appeared in front of the wine altar as if out of thin air, a hand, although it was a late hair, but it arrived first, impartially, just grabbed his wrist, with a "click" sound, his arm, all the bones were bursting in an instant, and the strength spread, spreading to his whole body, directly shattering the bones of his whole body.
"Uh........"
didn't even have time to let out a scream, and with the blood flowing from the corner of his mouth, his whole body was already paralyzed on the ground, like a puddle of mud, looking at Xiao Qiuyu and Liu Yuhate, he couldn't help but be stunned on the spot.
"Alas........."
Only in Lu Xiaofeng's mouth, Yu Yu let out a sigh: "I said earlier, those drinks can't be moved, it's really hard to persuade damn ghosts, this world is ........ It's hard to be a good person! ”
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