Riding the strength of the wine and the evening breeze, after a short time, Yang Yu came to the Tianmen gambling game.

There were two guards at the door of the gambling game, and Yang Yu put on a high-minded appearance and said to the two: "Tell your master, just say that there is an old man who is visiting, and tell him to come out to greet him quickly." "After a while, the doorman sent a message in, and Guoxing really came out to greet him. As soon as he saw Yang Yu, he greeted him: "It turns out that Brother Yang is here, if it is really an old man, Brother Yang, please come in!" ”

Yang Yu was even more unkind, and followed the surname Nan swaggering into the Tianmen gambling game. Walk through a few rows of side rooms to the main hall in the backyard. I saw the lights shining in the middle of the room, and the sound of singing and dancing. The soft figures of several dancing girls were reflected in the window.

Yang Yu asked, "I don't know what festival it is today, making it so lively?" ”

Guoxing said: "Today is the birthday of a certain country, so I invited a few friends to have a drink together, and I forgot to invite Brother Yang, I'm very sorry." ”

Yang Yu thought to himself when he heard this: "Guo Xingnan, a scheming guy, actually used this to elevate himself, maybe he wants to fight some kind of ghost idea, and when he comes here today, he should be more vigilant." For now, let it be and see what tricks he can pull off. ”

So Yang Yu said: "We are all a family, how can I not see this from my brother, so I don't have to be so polite." After saying that, the two looked at each other and laughed.

The two came to the hall together, Yang Yu was startled when he entered the hall, and saw that on the dining table in the hall, the person sitting in the east was the undead snake demon, and the other vacant seat next to it was estimated to be the seat of Guoxingnan. The people sitting on both sides are a cow and a camel, and the other is a ghost emperor. Yang Yu thought: "How can I be so unlucky today, I am afraid that the ghosts will meet the demons." Later, these three demons will attack me, how should I parry? Thinking of this, Yang Yu hesitated and walked into the hall.

I also saw a little white face next to the ghost emperor, and there was another person sitting next to him who was over fifty years old, with a pair of mung bean eyes and two locks of mustache. Sitting opposite was the bandaged Dongying Yijian, perhaps just picked up from the street by Guo Xingnan. Yang Yu didn't recognize the little white face and eight-character beard, these two people were clearly the Flying Eagle Gang Liu Liqi and the flower thief Hai Yingzi.

Yang Yu smiled secretly at first sight: "It turns out that today's 'good people' are all here to celebrate the birthday of the old thief, which really makes people sigh at such a rare lineup." Yang Yu saw that there was no seat elsewhere, so he had to sit on the seat of Guoxingnan and sit down next to the immortal snake demon.

Guo Xingnan didn't care, asked someone to take another chair, sat on the side, and respectfully said to everyone: "Everyone, stay for a while, Guo Mou will introduce a friend of mine to you!" "Talking about it, look at the yang fish. Everyone also stopped to pay attention to the poplar fish.

Without waiting for Guo Xingnan to continue to recommend, Yang Yu stood up. He picked up his wine glass and said: "In Xia Yangyu, it is a blessing to be able to meet you today." Borrow the wine of Tianmen Gambling and toast all the gods first. ”

Liu Liqi smiled secretly in his heart: "Looking at the appearance of this guy, he is an unpopular person, and now I hear him talk about it, he is even more of a character like a shriveled person, how can Guoxingnan have such a superb friend, it is really incomprehensible." At that time, while smiling secretly, he stood up with everyone and raised his glass to drink the wine that Yang Yu toasted. Seeing this, Guo Xingnan also drank this cup with everyone.

So they all sat down, and the feast went on. Everyone enjoyed singing and dancing while eating and drinking. The cow ghost snake demon does not trouble the yang fish, and the Oriental people do not care about what the yang fish does during the day. After drinking for a long time, Guoxing said: "Tonight is a good night, the stars are shining, singing and dancing are leveling, everyone is rare to get together, I propose that everyone chant a poem before drinking, in order to help the wine." I wonder what a few people think? ”

Before others could speak, Yang Yu shouted, "Okay! Good! Good! I was the first to agree. After saying that, he took a drink.

Guo Xingnan said with a smile: "Since a few people agree, it's better to start with Brother Haiying first." Guoxingnan asked Hai Yingzi on the other side to start first.

Hai Yingzi was drinking radiantly, and said happily: "In this way, I will talk nonsense about the previous song, and I would like to ask you for more guidance if it is not satisfactory!" Listen to Hai Yingzi's body chanting:

Spring flowers and autumn moons are long, and children are long and bright red makeup.

There are thousands of delicacies in the world, and they are better than the fragrance of her overnight.

After Yin, Hai Yingzi Meimei took a drink, and added: "I will die if I have one less woman." ”

Yang Yu was about to swallow a mouthful of wine, but after hearing Hai Yingzi's "poof" just now, he almost spit out all the wine. Everyone turned their eyes when they saw Yang Yu's move, their eyes full of surprise and disdain.

In fact, he didn't understand a word of Hai Yingzi's poem just now, but he heard Hai Yingzi's last sentence clearly, and secretly thought: "There are really many talents among the high friends of Guoxingnan, such an old thing is ashamed to say in public that he smells fragrant and smells glamorous, and the despicable habit of touching flowers and grass is really shameless and unpleasant!" ”

On the side, Liu Lichu saw Yang Yu's thoughts, and thought: "This deflated three dares to laugh at my uncle, today I want to see what skills this guy has and what poems he can make?" Thinking of this, Liu Li got up and said to Yang Yu: "This little brother has always been very active at the wine table, and I couldn't hold back my emotions when I heard my uncle's poetry just now, I think this brother must be full of economy and sharp words, why don't I make the last sentence, the little brother is right the next sentence, I don't know what the little brother thinks?" ”

Yang Yu thought to himself: "This little white face is called Uncle Qiaoqiao, and he must not be a good bird, and he must be the same as the old pervert, and he smells the same."

。 Anyway, I don't know any poetry, words, just give her a moment of nonsense to deceive the past. So Yang Yu said repeatedly: "Okay, good, Brother Mengtai is raised, please come up with the last sentence." ”

Liu Li said: "Since the little brother is willing to offer poems, you are not welcome." If it doesn't match, drink three more glasses. Yang Yu nodded.

Listening to Liu Li's words: "There are heroes in the world." ”

Yang Yu was stunned, blinked at Liu Li, and exclaimed, "There is a dog in front of you!" After speaking, Yang Yu clapped his hands and laughed: "By the way, I'll have a drink." ”

Liu Liqi was very embarrassed when he heard Yang Yu's sentence, and shouted: "What kind of poem is this, it is obviously unreasonable." ”

Guoxingnan saw that Liu Li was angry, and hurriedly persuaded him: "Brother Liu doesn't need to be angry, Brother Yang didn't think much about it on a whim." Only then did he collide with Brother Liu, and next time Brother Yang thought about it for a while. Yang Yu even claimed to be on the side.

Liu Liqi temporarily extinguished his anger and said: "The heroes of the world are worried. ”

Yang Yu was speechless when he heard this, scratching his ears and cheeks, and looked down to see a black ** on the table facing him, so he thought in his heart and said: "The heroes of the world are worried, don't be a black **." After that, he stretched out his chopsticks to clip the **, and said in his mouth: "I don't want to be a black **, I love to eat a black **." Taking off the black **, Yang Yu smiled at the crowd again and ate another cup.

Liu Li said angrily: "The heroes of the world go." ”

Yang Yu bared his teeth, bit his lip again for a while, and saw that Liu Lizheng was glaring at him angrily. finally held back a sentence: "The heroes of the world go, and the donkey stares." ”

Liu Li heard that Yang Yu said everything as if he was insulting himself, and finally couldn't hold back the anger in his heart, and yelled: "Presumptuous, every word of bullshit doesn't make sense, I don't have the heart to play you, but you are playing with me, it's too deceitful." Saying that, Liu Li got up and wanted to do it.

Guo Xingnan hurriedly stopped and said: "It's rare for Brother Yang to be with you, Brother Liu should temporarily calm his anger and mention another word to ease his emotions." Liu Lishu sat down slightly when he heard this, and Guo Xingnan said to Yang Yu: "This time, Brother Yang should think twice, don't live up to Brother Liu's kindness." Yang Yu nodded in confusion.

Liu Liqi drank a cup of indignation, and then said: "There are many heroes in the world. ”

Yang Yu pretended to be confused and muttered in a low voice: "There are many heroes in the world, there are many heroes in the world, how should this be right?" After thinking for a long time, Yang Yu didn't have any words, and secretly thought: "I was lucky to be blinded by a few words just now, and I was full of gunpowder." If I can't answer the next sentence this time, I must drink three more cups, and if I don't come, I will drink three more cups, this white-faced donkey is scheming, and it is not known that he may get me drunk and die. It's better to leave the table early. ”

Thinking of this, Yang Yu simply said: "There are many heroes in the world, so I won't kick the table!" When he spoke, Yang Yu had kicked over the wine table, and Liu Li was dripping with wine and food, and the rest of the people were eating wine when the wine table was suddenly kicked over, making the wine and food hang. Everyone was amazed. Even the dancers who were dancing near the wine table and were attracted by Yang Yu's occasional good sentence that day and smiled slightly, this would also be frightened. Guoxingnan ordered it to retreat. At the same time, he immediately flew to stop Liu Li, who was coming over and wanted to beat Yang Yu.

Guo Xingnan persuaded him: "Why is Brother Liu so short of breath, Brother Yang must have eaten a few more glasses of wine, drunk and speechless, Brother Liu doesn't have to be with him."

。 At this time, I saw that Yang Yu was already asleep on the ground, still snoring. Liu Li's nose was almost crooked to the side when he saw this.

Guoxingnan ordered people to remove the banquet and arrange it by himself. Guo Xingnan said to everyone: "Brother Yang lost his words after drinking just now, don't be surprised. I took this opportunity to make up for Brother Yang to make up for Gang Leader Liu's sentences, and I apologized to Gang Leader Liu. ”

Liu Li shook the sleeves of his robe and sat down indignantly. And listen to Guoxingnan chanting: "

There are heroes in the world, and they hold the hand of the dragon.

The heroes of the world are worried, and grievances are stumbling.

The heroes of the world go, who understands the utilitarianism?

There are many heroes in the world, accompany me to step on the heavenly river!

Liu Liqi listened and said, "What the king said is exactly what I want. Guoxingnan smiled slightly and returned to his seat.