Chapter 136: It's too rude

The local spirits are not boastful.

Yesterday it was said that it knew how to be polite, and today it will kill the door.

Although my neck hurt so much that I couldn't breathe, I didn't move.

Because this is not in reality.

It's in a dream.

If I mess with my hands and feet, my body doesn't know what to do now.

It is possible to hurt the people around you, and it is also possible to hurt yourself.

The scariest thing about nightmares is that you never know what actions you do in your dreams and what they do in reality.

I immediately held my breath and didn't move, only imagining myself jumping out of bed.

The next moment, I jumped up, cut through the shadows, and leapt into the air.

This is the Yin God Method in a dream.

The soul is free from the physical restraints and can act autonomously in dreams.

It's not a great method, it's just a little trick.

In fact, most people have a situation where the soul passively detaches from the body while sleeping.

For example, dreaming that you float up from your bed, fly higher and higher, and then fall down; Or maybe you didn't dream of anything, but suddenly you stumbled and fell.

This is all a manifestation of the soul wandering out of the body unconsciously.

It's just that for normal people, even if the soul leaves the body for a short time, it will not go far, and if it leaves a certain distance, it will be forcibly pulled back to the body, and only a few people will get rid of the physical restraint and go far, like this, it will produce symptoms such as sleepwalking and soul separation.

As a warlock, I refine my qi and nourish my spirit every day, and I don't stop cultivating, although I can't wander around in reality like the legendary Xiuzhen or immortals, but there is no problem in dreams.

This is a basic skill of a warlock.

If you can't leave your body in your dreams, how can you deal with nightmares and exorcise demons?

Looking down in the air, the black shadow was long and thick, the upper half was pressed against the bed, the lower half was dragged to the ground, and it kept shaking like a snake.

But this thing certainly won't be a snake spirit.

There was no sign of me on the bed.

The black shadow looked up blankly and looked around.

I didn't rush to deal with it, I glanced at the windowsill first.

The incense on the windowsill was yellow, and it had just burned halfway.

Drunk and misguided.

If I stay awake before going to bed and change the incense, it won't be able to come near me.

Fortunately, after so many years with Sister Miao, I have developed the habit of accompanying incense with me at all times.

Otherwise, tonight's battle will be really difficult.

I landed on the windowsill and reached for a handful of smoke floating in the air.

The shadow saw me, jumped out of bed, and pounced on me frantically.

Its entire body squirmed and changed with movement, as if countless threads were entangled in one place, and as if a large number of tentacles were stretching and contracting, and the overall shape of its body changed from a thick and long cylinder to a large ball.

I sneered and scribbled through the air with the smoke.

Fengguan ordered the emperor to set up a talisman frame, which wrote that the green dragon glaive was looking for the demon knife in this gang, eliminating the demons and spirits on the left, and killing the evil ghosts on the right.

Guan Shengdi Jun slashes demons and destroys ghosts!

After Fu Cheng chanted, there was an extra Daguan knife in the air, and the chill was acute.

I held the knife.

Without saying a word, the dark shadow turned around and fled to the door.

Although he is not polite, he is very knowledgeable about current affairs.

But since it was so rudely killed, how could it be allowed to escape like this?

I leapt to my feet and slashed with my sword.

With a flash of the sword, the black shadow was split in half, half large and half small.

The smaller half fell to the ground and turned into thick black smoke.

The big half took the opportunity to escape from the room.

I took the knife and chased it to the door, looked around, but did not see the black shadow, so I turned back, caught a handful of black smoke and buried it in the incense burner, and then lay back on the bed and closed my eyes for a few moments, and then opened it again.

It was dark and quiet, as if nothing had happened.

There was a slippery and smooth body shrunk in his arms, his head between his arms, and he couldn't see clearly.

I thought about it carefully.

It seems that I saw Sister Miao before, and then I couldn't control it and rolled the sheets with her.

Damn, it's a big problem.

Sister Miao has always done what she says, since she said that she would never meet again, then it is impossible for her to come back to me!

It's not Sister Miao, so who could it be?

There is only one woman in my room, Yang Xiaowen!

Drunk and misguided!

No wonder that spirit changed its attitude yesterday, I robbed its wife, can it not go crazy?

I moved slightly, trying to pull my arm out from under her head.

But as soon as she moved, she woke up and looked up at me, with a flush of excitement on her face.

That's when you should say something.

I thought about it and said, "I was drunk last night. ”

Yang Xiaowen said: "I know. You've been calling Sister Miao all the time. Is she your woman? ”

She said so generously that it made me feel a little embarrassed, "No, she's a friend of mine." ”

Yang Xiaowen said again: "Can't you ask for it, unrequited love? ”

I said, "No, we have a good relationship." ”

Yang Xiaowen broke the casserole and asked, "Is it good to go to bed?" ”

I sighed and said, "We're fine without going to bed." ”

Yang Xiaowen was silent for a moment, and suddenly rode on me, "Let's come again, this time we are not allowed to call her again, remember that this is with me, not with her!" ”

It's a strange feeling.

I didn't sleep for the rest of the night.

When it was dawn, I stopped, and when I looked over my body, the spots on the faces of those two people had already shifted to me.

Yang Xiaowen touched the spot lightly and said, "Do you feel anything?" ”

I said, "This kind of marker transfer will not cause harm to the body, and the only effect is to guide the spirit who chose you to be his wife to come to me for revenge." After all, from its point of view, I robbed its wife. ”

"What are you going to do with it if it's coming?"

"You don't have to wait for it to come, Captain Zhang and I went to find it on the weekend and got rid of it. When the time comes, you can also go home with peace of mind and no longer have to worry about its entanglement. ”

"I'll be responsible for you."

"That's the other way around, I'm the one who should be responsible."

"Will you be responsible for me, then?"

"Uh...... I have other women, but I will be responsible for you. ”

Although I don't really want to be responsible, I can't show that attitude.

If this matter is not handled well, all the previous efforts will be wasted, and Zhou Cheng's identity will not be able to continue to settle in Jincheng.

But there are some things that need to be made clear first, so that she can't think I'm cheating on her.

Yang Xiaowen looked at me, suddenly laughed, and leaned in to kiss me.

I hurriedly reminded her, "It's time to get up, and my aunt will bring breakfast in a moment." You still have to go to work, and I have to be ready to take care of you. ”

"I'm going to compete hard to be accountable to you. Even if I lose the competition, I won't regret it. ”

It's kind of weird.

A knife on the head of the color word.

Yang Xiaowen's knife is different from other knives.

It's dangerous.

Yang Xiaowen wrapped her clothes and ran back to the guest room.

It's already past six o'clock, and I don't need to do morning class.

I was in bed for a while, then I put on my clothes and got out of bed to the windowsill, reached into the incense burner, and felt a round lump, and took it out to look at it, and I couldn't help but be surprised.