Chapter 220: His mother's big pear
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To arrest the flower thief, Zhu Houzhao gave a total of three days to crack this matter.
On the first day, Jiang Xia went to the Dingguo Mansion to understand the situation, and then spent time checking the information on collecting yin and supplementing yang, and finally decided to lure the snake out of the hole and invite the king into the urn.
The next day, Jiang Xia began to implement the plan in the Guose Tianxiang Building.
It's the third day, and it's the day we have to catch the flower thief.
In the past three days, Dongchang and Jinyiwei have not made any major moves, just strengthened patrols.
In the study of the mansion of Huang Feiyue, the commander of the Jinyi Guard, the pacification envoy of the North Town Fusi was staying with him.
Huang Feiyue was silent and didn't speak, while the Zhenfu Division looked anxious, and he finally couldn't help but speak: "My lord, it's the third day, let's find some way to catch that flower thief." ”
Huang Feiyue shook his head and said with a relaxed face: "Did you do what I asked you to observe what the East Factory was doing recently?"
"I did. The pacification envoy nodded: "They have sent a lot of secret agents to closely monitor the movements of Jiang Xia on the side of the royal dragon detectives. ”
"That's right. Huang Feiyue nodded and said, "If this flower thief doesn't appear, we Jinyiwei and Dongchang can't force him out within three days." Instead of this, we should learn from the East Factory and use the simplest way. ”
"What's the easiest way?" asked the pacificer.
"People dig the soil and plant peach trees, take care of them and work hard to fertilize them, but we just need to wait for the peaches to bear fruit and pick the peaches. ”
The pacification envoy was a little confused at first, and then his eyes lit up suddenly, and he said with a smile: "What do you mean?"
Without waiting for the envoy to speak, Huang Feiyue nodded first and said, "Okay, let's go and do things if you understand, do things beautifully, can you look at this time in front of Dongchang." If this time it was the flower thief caught by our Jinyi Guard, I would see how he would be arrogant in front of us in the future. ”
"Yes, don't worry, my lordship, my subordinates will do their best!" said the pacifier as he stood up and saluted.
The old fox is the old fox, whether it is Liu Jin of Dongchang or Huang Feiyue of Jinyi Wei, they have only one thought in their hearts, that is, to wait for Jiang Xia to catch the flower thief, and then they will take the flower thief from Jiang Xia's hands.
In this way, the task can be easily completed with ease. And even if Jiang Xia didn't catch the flower thief, it didn't matter, anyway, the law didn't blame the public, and everyone didn't finish it, I'm afraid the emperor wouldn't give him any heavy punishment.
On the side of Guose Tianxianglou, Yin Renmian stayed in his room and did not go out since Shen Shi, and the three of them hid in Yin Renmian's room and waited for the flower thief to appear.
But until the end of the day, the flower thief still did not come out.
Suddenly, Jiang Xia pushed the door open, and after he entered the door, he immediately said: "Cold rain, thousands of unique walks, and howling winds, come out and come with me, the flower thief will not appear." ”
"Why?" asked Yin Renmian. I don't know if it's because I'm used to it, but when he asked this sentence, he used a female voice.
Jiang Xia took out a piece of paper from his arms and shook it away, he showed it to the three of them and said, "That flower thief has left a note for the house of Lord Zhang, the waiter of the Ministry of Works, saying that he has taken a fancy to Lord Zhang's daughter and will go to her for a while tonight." We immediately went over to protect her. ”
"Yes!" the three of them replied in unison.
When the three of them were about to accompany Jiang Xia out, Yin Renmian suddenly shouted, "My lord, I also want to go with you to catch that flower thief." ”
Jiang Xia glanced at him and shook his head and said, "No, your Jade Goddess Skill hasn't been practiced yet, so you can't go." ”
After speaking, Jiang Xia took the people and left.
Not long after Jiang Xia's front foot left, the big teapot of the Guose Tianxiang Building on the back foot came into the house with a porcelain cup. The big teapot said: "Miss Li, this is the bird's nest porridge that Aunt Qin specially asked the little one to send you, Miss Li should drink it while it's hot." ”
Yin Renmian stretched out his hand to take the porcelain cup, opened the lid and sniffed it, and said, "When I came to this Guose Tianxiang Building, I once told Aunt Qin that I only asked Jincui to bring me food." Now Jincui didn't come, but you came, who are you!"
The "big teapot" straightened up when he heard it, he couldn't see it when he bent his back just now, but now he straightened up to make people see clearly, this person is not short.
The man had a handsome face, very white skin, and a three-point evil intent in his eyes. He said with a smile: "Luohong is not a ruthless thing, and the beauty treats you to cherish the flowers." It's a flower cherisher. ”
The original text of the poem recited by the man was "Falling red is not a ruthless thing, turning into spring mud is more protective of flowers", but now that he has changed it, he suddenly changed the meaning of "falling red" and "cherishing flowers".
Yin Renmian secretly said in his heart, it is you who is waiting.
He slapped the table with his right hand, and was about to attack the man, when suddenly he felt that the true qi in his body could not be loosened and could not be condensed, and even his hands and feet were soft and had no strength.
Yin Renmian looked at the man in surprise and said, "How is it possible, how can I be poisoned if I don't drink that bird's nest porridge?"
The man smiled, and the smile was very moving. Using the word "moving" to describe a man's smile is not a compliment.
The man said: "The reason for the poisoning is very simple, the poison is not in the porridge, but on the wall of the cup, hahaha"
The man walked up to Yin Ren and picked him up, then walked to the side of the bed and said, "Little beauty, Xianggong will definitely take pity on you this time, don't worry, I will make you feel more comfortable than ascending to immortal in a while." ”
Yin Renmian had goosebumps all over his body, and if it weren't for the lack of strength in the whole person, he would have been about to vomit. Yin Renmian directly shouted in a male voice: "Help." ”
The man laughed and said in a low voice: "Beauty, do you think that if you change your voice, I will let you go? ”
Oh my God, Yin Renmian feels that he no longer has the face to wander around the rivers and lakes. even more faceless appeared in front of his senior brother again. He was one of the seven heirs of Yi Shuimen, and he was actually slighted by a man.
The key is that Yin Renmian is weak, he can't even call out, and aggrieved tears slipped out of the corners of his eyes. By this time, he had been placed on the bed by the flower thief.
The flower thief looked at Yin Renmian's face and breathed shortly, Yin Renmian's face fused the coldness of Princess Annan Li Ruliu and Su Meiniang's charm, which could almost be said to be close to perfection. His amazing disguise barely made anyone see any flaws, so it was no wonder that the flower thief was so excited.
The flower thief pressed his body against Yin Renmian at once, and then put his hand into the inner lining of Yin Renmian's clothes
A moment of silence ensued.
The flower thief trembled with his right hand and took out a large duck pear from Yin Renmian's chest
Can you imagine such a scene? When a man is confronted with a woman with a beautiful face and a bumpy body that causes a hot **, he is very excited. And when he put his hand inside the woman's clothes, ready to touch the round, soft, stiff, and elastic breasts, it was a pear.
And what's the key?
The key is that the flower thief didn't have the heart to die, he pulled out his hand like lightning, and then without saying a word, he reached under Yin Ren's face to explore.
"Ahh
A high-pitched scream, this sound was definitely not something that Yin Renmian could have come out of, but from this flower thief.
The body of the flower thief bounced up from Yin Renmian as if he had been electrocuted, and he hid in the corner of the wall as if he was about to go crazy with great stimulation.
"Bang!" At this moment, Yin Renmian's door was finally pushed open, and Jiang Xia, Qianjuxing, Bu Jinyun, Wind Howling, Cold Rain, and others all broke into Yin Renmian's room.
The thousand-peer line is the fastest, and the five fingers are claws and grabs the flower thief. The stimulated flower thief didn't seem to have much power to resist, but suddenly he raised his right hand and slapped it towards Qianjuxing.
Qian Juexing was forced to slap his palm, and it was unbelievable that the strength of his two great tripods was slapped upside down by the flower thief, and Yu Ren, who went to catch Qian Juexing, couldn't help but take three steps back, and a trace of blood overflowed from the corners of their mouths.
It's so profound, everyone thinks about it in their hearts.
The flower thief came to the window in a flash, and slapped the window with a strong palm, only to hear the window "boom" and deformed, but it was not broken by him.
It turned out that Jiangxia had expected it, so he replaced the windows with stainless steel.
At this moment, Bu Jinyun made a move, and his martial arts were the highest among the people present.
The man made more than a dozen moves with him like lightning, and Leng Yu even came out with thirteen flying needles, and Bu Jinyun seized the opportunity to catch him.
Jiang Xia immediately made a decision and shouted: "Break his limbs, break his sea of qi, and abolish his martial arts!"
Bu Jinyun didn't say a word, and slapped his palm on the man's dantian qi sea, and the man spit out a mouthful of blood, and the qi sea was obviously broken. Then the wind whistled and crushed his left shoulder bone, and Bu Jinyun crushed his right shoulder bone.
The man screamed twice, and the cold rain shot out two bone piercing nails and shattered his kneecaps, and this person basically became a wasted person.
Jiang Xia walked up to the man and squatted down, he found two bottles of medicine in his arms, one bottle was Huagongsan, and the other was the antidote to Huagongsan.
After feeding Yin Renmian and eating the antidote, Yin Renmian's true qi gradually recovered, he quickly took out the medicinal powder that he had stripped off the human skin mask and applied it on his face, and while tearing off the mask, he shouted: "I swear, I will never pretend to be a woman again." ”
And when the man saw the true appearance of Yin Renmian clearly, his face suddenly changed, and he vomited
The man rolled his eyes and fainted, and before fainting, he muttered, "Fucking big duck pear." ”