Chapter 231: A one-man show
"If you can come to participate today, you are naturally looking forward to me being able to pull the flag and help the big guy solve problems. But you don't want to add firewood when you come up, and you are the old fairy master who asked me to carry the Earth Immortal Association for you, isn't it a little too big? Why, I just want to get benefits from me, but I don't want to give anything, do I look like a pig that can be slaughtered? Both want me to pull the flag, but also don't want me to occupy the road, how can there be such a good thing in the world? ”
I glanced coldly at the crowd in front of me.
Everywhere I looked, no one dared to look at me, and they all lowered their heads.
Yu Laosan, who was not afraid, said: "Mr. Zhou, if you want to occupy the road, you must have peers willing to support you." Without us people, no matter how great your ability is, you can't be called a master. If you want to occupy the road, it depends on your ability. ”
I sneered: "With my ability, I don't need you to cheer up, I am also the first person in the future Jincheng Outer Road Disease, even if I am not a fairy master, I can rely on my ability to say nothing, if I don't believe it, let's go and see, when it really comes to that day, I say you can do it, you can do it, and if you can't do it, you don't want to do this in Jincheng again!" Don't be mistaken, I'm borrowing your power now, not to ask for your help, but to give you a chance to get my help! This matter is up to me, not you! If you are willing to borrow my power today, I can borrow his name in the future, but if there is a problem that cannot be solved in the field of foreign roads, you can come to me! ”
Someone sneered behind Yu Laosan: "Your breath is too big!" There are so many strange diseases in the world, who dares to boast that all the diseases in the world can be cured? ”
Yu Laosan flashed to the side, turned around and said, "Ding Cripple, if you have something to say, stand up and say, what are you doing hiding behind me?" ”
What was revealed was a little old man in his fifties, with two mouse whiskers, a pair of mung bean eyes, and his eyes were rolling around, suddenly showing his face, a little panicked, looking left and right, and then he stood up and stammered a little: "I don't mean against Mr. Zhou, I mean that this external disease is strange and difficult to treat, why don't the five old immortals take advantage of this?" It's not that they don't want to, it's that they don't have the ability! If you want to occupy a piece, you must first have your own ability to be top in this way. Mr. Zhou wants to say that he has great ability, I understand, but no matter how big his ability is, he can't blow this, cough, praise this kind of Haikou. ”
"You're trying to say I'm blowing too much." I smiled slightly, "If you ask anyone who dares to boast that the world's external diseases can be cured, then I will give you an answer now!" I! There is no road disease in the world that I can't cure! ”
The scene was in an uproar.
Everyone couldn't help but talk uncontrollably.
"That's too arrogant."
"How old are you, I've seen a few road diseases, I dare to say that, it's too blind."
"This young man is just unstable, this kind of dares to blow, and he is not afraid of the wind flashing his tongue."
"Strong fighting methods do not mean that the treatment of external road diseases is strong, and there is no depth at all."
I patted the microphone, suppressed the cynicism of the audience, and said: "I chose a dojo, it turned out to be officially opened after the year, since you all think I am bragging, from tomorrow, I will be waiting for you in the dojo every afternoon, if you have any incurable diseases that cannot be solved, you can take them to me, whether it is a mule or a horse, let's pull it out on the spot." However, the technique is not passed on lightly, and the law is not taught, so if you want to seek the Fa from me, then you have to join the research society now and recognize me as having this way. If you don't, then don't come to me. I'm not obligated to help people who don't matter! If you want to join again in the future, you have to follow the proper rules. ”
Aunt Ma immediately came on the field, held up a red booklet in her hand and said: "Fellow brothers and sisters, if you want to join the club under the guidance and blessing of Mr. Zhou, come up now to register and make the bottom, from now on the big guy is a family, if there is anything difficult and dangerous, just come to Mr. Zhou." ”
I couldn't help but glance at Aunt Ma.
She even prepared a booklet on the bottom of the sea!
That's thoughtful.
However, I don't think many people will actively register today.
These people are willing to come, mainly to see the direction of the wind, and the main one can prostitute for nothing!
If you invite you to a meal and shout twice, you can easily win them over, and they won't have worshiped the old fairy yet.
The five old immortals who sit on the ground cannon have a lot more means to win over than me, a hairless foreign boy.
After all, once you register and admit that I take this place, then you will have to pay real money out of the country.
Occupy one, that is, the overlord of this line, everyone in the industry has to be filial piety on a regular basis, and only when they encounter difficulties in the future can they be qualified to take money to ask the master who occupies the road to come forward to solve problems.
This is the rule of several hundred years, and it is not possible in the first 30 years of the founding of the People's Republic of China, and the rest is the same whether it is counted forward or backward!
Or if everyone wants to take advantage of the throne?
As long as you succeed, you don't have to do anything, and you will have money flowing into your pocket every day while lying down!
If you want to occupy the road, it is not an overnight thing, you have to take it slowly.
Today's dinner is held, and I will be considered a success.
Even if no one registers on the spot today, as long as the news spreads, people will naturally come to take refuge in the future.
Sure enough, Aunt Ma finished drinking, and no one in the audience moved.
Aunt Ma was not embarrassed, and still waved the booklet and shouted vigorously: "Everyone, if you miss this village, there will be no such shop." According to the old rules, if you want to worship the door, you have to take the door money first! ”
Still no one squeaked.
I can guess what they were thinking.
As long as none of them sign, no one will praise me, and even if I pull the flag, it will not be considered a share.
Immortals also have to be carried by people!
I don't bother, anyway, they will definitely regret it in the future.
"Since no one wants to ......"
As soon as I said this, I saw that Yu Laosan left the table and walked over, and said as he walked: "Everyone, I'll give you a trip to the big guy, I signed this book today, and I'll ask Mr. Zhou for advice another day." If Mr. Zhou can teach me well, I will give the big guy a thorough explanation, and then you will come back again if you want to! ”
He strode to the table, picked up his pen and wrote the three big characters "Yu Deshui" on the red book, leaving a contact number and a proficient treatment of road diseases in the back.
I arched my hand and said, "Third Brother Yu is magnificent, you will definitely not regret it in the future." ”
Yu Laosan said with a smile: "If you are famous, you don't need to take the entry money, and if you don't register for nothing, you won't be registered, as for the filial piety money in the future, it depends on whether your ability is big enough." ”
I smiled and said, "Third Brother Yu thinks clearly, just come to me if you have something." ”
Yu Lao San said grinningly: "That's it, if I worship you, you have to take care of me." ”
It's just that no one came up after him.
I closed the booklet and said, "In that case, then for the next banquet, please leave consciously if you don't join the society, this is an internal activity of our research society, and outsiders are not welcome to participate." ”
"Let's go, a meal is rare."
"It's too stingy, I didn't even offer a meal at noon."
"I didn't do that."
"That's it, I still want to occupy the road and be the master, and whoever recognizes me won't recognize it."
Those who didn't register muttered unhappily and got up to leave.
At this moment, I suddenly saw Hou Fuyuan hurriedly running in and said, "Mr. Zhou, there are a lot of people outside......
Before he could say this, the sound of chaotic footsteps had followed.
The door to the private room was pushed open.
A large crowd of people poured in.
There are men and women, old and young, and their clothes are a little rustic.
The crowd was black and oppressive, but it filled the corridor outside the door.