After a wave of Qingqi people's performances, they were replaced by new girls.

Blowing, playing, singing, dancing.

The scholar sitting at the table next to Li Ping'an ordered the maid to take a brush and rice paper, and wrote two poems without adding a dot.

The maid came to the stage with the poem in her hand and sang aloud.

"Gift Miao Miao two ......"

The title of the poem is as intended, and the scholar composes a poem for the girl who leads the dance on the stage.

The words are beautiful, the sentences are gorgeous, and they are very literary at first sound, but they can't be studied in depth, but they are already very powerful.

Among the guests, there were many scholars, who applauded the scholars.

Those businessmen don't know how to write and ink, but it's good if they don't understand, so they took out silver to reward.

Li Ping'an watched it very interestingly, this hook column is different from the Qinglou brothel in the cognition, and the girls are more important than selling themselves.

Celebrities can make a lot more money than a lady!

Zhigang sighed: "This trick of coaxing silver in the capital is much deeper than in the countryside. ”

"It can't be said to be coaxing, the guests are happy, and they are willing to sprinkle silver even if they know that it is a trust."

Li Ping'an said with a smile: "Emotions are valuable and can be exchanged for material value. ”

"Laymen often have deafening words!"

Zhigang pondered it carefully, and became more and more able to understand the subtlety.

During this time, he chatted with Li Ping'an, obviously an uninformed mortuary, who did not understand the world and the rivers and lakes, but often said things that pointed to the essence from a lofty position.

Otherwise, the mad monk will not have a relationship with ordinary people!

The two of them did not hide their voices, and the scholar who wrote the poem heard it, got up and walked over: "Xiaosheng Su Mingyuan, I have seen the master and the son." ”

Zhigang raised his eyebrows, and flashed a little surprise: "Sprinkle Zhigang, the knife catcher." ”

"Li Ping'an, the undertaker in the market."

Li Ping'an reported his professional name, and when he saw that the scholar did not have any disgust, he couldn't help but feel a little good.

Xu officials seem to have more income and higher status than ordinary people, but they are actually lowly people.

They are not allowed to conduct scientific research, farming, or business, and because the officials are greedy and ferocious, most scholars are extremely disgusted with the officials.

"Why did Su Gongzi come here?"

"It's interesting to listen to the two of them, not like ordinary people, so I came to get to know one or two."

"Let's just pickle the officials, the master is a warrior, but there is no value in making friends."

"I'm just a down-and-out talent who has tried and failed."

"You may be seated."

Li Ping'an ordered the maid to add a pair of dishes, chopsticks and wine glasses, and praised: "The poems written by Su Gongzi are good. ”

Su Mingyuan's face turned red: "I'm not good at writing poems, I write them in advance." ”

Li Ping'an suddenly asked, "How many taels are a song?" ”

"Ten taels."

Su Mingyuan subconsciously replied, and hurriedly explained: "There is really no rice at home, so I have to come to earn this silver. ”

Zhigang said: "Sprinkle the family to kill people for a living, and the laymen touch the corpse to live, Su Gongzi should not dislike us for not knowing the manners." ”

"There is no distinction between high and low food!"

Su Mingyuan said: "When I didn't get into the Xiucai exam, I was working as a farmer in the countryside, and I didn't even have complete clothes. ”

When Zhigang heard the word bullshit, he laughed and immediately greeted the maid.

"Good wine!"

Li Ping'an: "We heard that there is a saying in the book, that Lao Shizi works his muscles and bones and starves his body and skin? ”

"The person who said this should be allowed to plant for a few years."

Su Mingyuan said in a deep voice: "Xiaosheng studied hard to live in the city, not seeking wealth or officials, purely out of the instinct of survival!" ”

Li Ping'an bowed slightly, agreeing with this.

There are frozen bones in the capital every day, and people who meet them will sigh a few words, but it is a common thing in the countryside.

When there is a famine in the countryside, how can you talk about the same kind, the frozen corpses on the roadside are food, and the same is true for the living in a hurry.

The capital is still somewhat civilized, and the countryside is a naked law of the jungle.

For example, farmers often marry wives in autumn, not because they want to have some auspicious days, but because children are born in late summer and early autumn, the probability of early death is smaller.

The infant mortality rate in the countryside is more than 40 percent, and half of them live to adulthood!

Li Ping'an sighed: "It's already difficult to live! ”

When Su Mingyuan heard this, he seemed to think of his parents and brothers who starved to death, and he couldn't help but burst into tears.

"Amitabha!"

Zhigang pronounced the Buddha's horn, and the sound directly drilled into the ears of the two, shaking the scalp.

"Let's go to the fence to listen to music and play music, don't mention those frustrating things, otherwise the money won't be spent in vain?"

"Drink and drink."

Li Ping'an raised his wine glass, and the three of them touched it and drank it all.

Drinking alcohol is an important way for men to get closer to each other, even if they meet for the first time, they can hook their shoulders and call them brothers after a few glasses of wine.

The three of them talked while drinking, Li Ping'an talked about the strange things of the Yin Sect, and Zhigang also had many mysterious experiences when he went south and north.

Su Mingyuan shouted silently, and his voice changed and said that he wrote a strange book to make money.

From the north to the south of the Yangtze River, from the East China Sea to the Western Regions, from the rivers and lakes to the ...... Rivers and lakes!

Don't touch the court at all!

Li Ping'an had a lot of goods in his stomach, and after telling the ghost story, he was defeated, listening to Zhigang and Su Mingyuan talk about Confucianism and Taoism and Buddhism.

"Buddhism is out of the people's ......"

"Confucianism produces slave ......"

The two quoted scriptures and argued.

From noon to dark, the girls on the stage changed round after round, and still didn't decide a winner.

Li Ping'an was amazed, a wine and meat monk and a down-and-out talent, he had read so many books, so how powerful should he be a middle jinshi?

Until around midnight, Su Mingyuan fell drunk and fell asleep on the table.

Zhigang said proudly: "The Sprinkle family practices the eagle boiling technique, and can go without eating or drinking for three days and three nights, this guy is still far behind!" ”

Li Ping'an was quite speechless, and the two debated to the back, obviously lacking in wisdom, but they didn't want to be stubborn, they were waiting for this stubble.

"The master seems to have read quite a few books?"

"Martial arts are strong and bloody, and then prone to irritability."

Zhigang said: "The Buddhist scriptures say that the four are empty, the Taoist scriptures talk about purifying the heart and having few desires, and the Confucianism cultivates the mind, but in fact, they are all teaching how to resolve and surrender mania. ”

"When the Sprinkle family practiced in the temple, they read a lot of Buddhist scriptures, and they didn't care about it back then."

"Later, I fought on the rivers and lakes, and from time to time I was angry, recalled the exhortations in the Buddhist scriptures, calmed down and thought, and saved the lives of the Sprinkle family several times!"

"I see."

Li Ping'an made a note of this, went back to buy some books to read, and pointed to the drunk Su Mingyuan.

"Why does the master value Su Gongzi so much?"

Zhigang said: "Green gas covers the top." ”

Those who are green are prosperous and prosperous, so there is a saying that the clouds are straight up.

Li Ping'an frowned and said: "I originally thought that Su Gongzi was interesting, and I planned to take him home for a night, and Ming'er would entertain and make friends." ”

"Since the master said so, let's avoid it!"

Officialdom is like a battlefield, and there is no difference in danger.

Su Mingyuan will have prosperous official fortunes in the future, and his friends or chickens and dogs will ascend to heaven, or the nine clans will ascend to heaven.

"It's the same with the Sprinkle family."

Zhigang called the old bustard: "Arrange a room for the Sprinkle family on the third floor." ”

The old bustard reminded: "Buddha, the price of the girl on the third floor ......"

Zhigang took out a stack of silver tickets, and the bustard counted the amount, and immediately went to arrange it with a smile.

Li Ping'an's eyes rolled and glanced left and right: "The master wants to spend the night upstairs?" ”

"Don't be that hypocrite and fake Taoism, you can only really criticize it by going deep into it!"

Zhigang carried Su Mingyuan in one hand and pushed Li Ping'an to the third floor with the other.

Following.

Li Ping'an carefully removed the girl's lotus arms and legs from her body, got out of the embroidered quilt, dressed and went downstairs, sneaking around as if she was a thief.

"The last few months have been in vain!"

Traveling to the ancient society, I originally thought that there was no entertainment and life was boring, but last night it really opened up a new world.

The girl is knowledgeable, beautiful and refined, and can also play the piano and blow the flute, in her previous life, she was a talented girl and goddess who could only be watched from afar.

The mournful cry made Li Ping'an linger.

"How does the layman feel?"

"It's moist!"