"Haha, hahaha!" Wu Hesong stepped forward heartily and said boldly: "Tong man! I have to be! My urine must have made these mountain rats flee! ”

Wu Hesong picked up a pill, sniffed it in front of his nose, and exclaimed, "Good thing, really good thing!" With the assistance of Xuanwu blood, Lao Tzu's skills have reached a higher level! Ha ha! ”

Wu Hesong swallowed the pill, stood in front of the eaves, pulled down his pants, held the baby in both hands, and brewed for a full minute, but no bullets came out, I leaned over with Fat Lei and asked, "Mr. Wu, Master Wu, Wu Daxian, you have been blowing for a long time, why don't you pee out?" ”

Wu Hesong's face turned red, and he pushed forward with all his might, and said, "Don't urge, don't urge, come out immediately!" Shhh......h

After another minute, whether it was a whistle or a twig, the shrunken gadget just didn't pee out.

Wu Hesong's old face flushed, he lifted his pants, pretended to shake his spirit, and cursed: "Niang Xipi, this skin is good anywhere, but there is something wrong with the prostate and can't urinate." ”

"Grass!" Naxi Haitang suddenly became angry, stepped forward and grabbed Wu Hesong's hair, pulled back and forth, and yelled: "You fuck, you can't pee out and say it earlier!" You know how precious this basalt blood is! Old immortal, you spit it out for me. ”

Naxi Begonia shouted loudly, if it weren't for me and Lao Li to stop it, it is estimated that the skin on Wu Hesong's body would have been stripped off alive.

Wu Hesong stood in the corner and said with an innocent face: "I haven't fully adapted to this skin, how do I know that there is something wrong with my prostate and bladder, it's not bad for me!" After saying that, Wu Hesong stuck out his tongue like a child.

Lao Li calmed Naxi Begonia's emotions and said, "Dissipate your anger!" Degassing! ”

I hurriedly asked, "Master Li, you are the most calm here, are you ......?"

Lao Li naturally shook his head, aimed his gaze at Ruan Wenlong, and asked, "Wenlong, what about you?" ”

Ruan Wenlong was stunned for a moment, and then, looking at Bai Shanshan, his eyes immediately dodged, blocking half of his face, and said hesitantly: "I! Me! I'm it! That one...... Actually...... Yes...... Help me...... Shanshan, listen to my explanation......"

I saw that Bai Shanshan's hand was pinched on Ruan Wenlong's belly, and Bai Shanshan yelled: "Ruan Wenlong...... You're a great fucking expert! ”

Bai Shanshan's slap slapped on Ruan Wenlong like raindrops, in short, wherever you see!

I shook my head, looked at Fat Lei and asked, "Hey, you're a boy boy, right?" ”

Fat Lei smiled embarrassedly and said, "I'm sorry, I'm really sorry, two years ago, I wasn't a child man." Sihai, don't look at me like that! I'm a normal man, not like you, women run when they see you. ”

Lao Li grabbed my hand and said, "Mr. Virgin, now you are the only hope!" ”

After speaking, Fat Lei began to cover his mouth, seeing Fat Lei's expression, I was ashamed, although I was deep in the mountain village, but I also knew the dignity of men, and scratched my head to relieve the embarrassment.

Naxi Haitang walked up to me and said solemnly: "Sihai, now is not the time to joke, you really haven't broken your body yet?" ”

I nodded, my face burning.

Naxi Begonia carefully took out a pill, put it in my hand, and asked solemnly again: "Sihai, is there anything wrong with your prostate!" Are you sure you can pee? ”

At this time, there were already a few mountain rats climbing the eaves, I quickly swallowed the pill into my mouth, and said: "No problem, I have been holding it all morning, experts say that this bubble has the highest nutritional value in the morning." ”

I pulled down my pants and brewed for a few seconds, and suddenly the urge to urinate came up, so that it was poured out, full of pits and valleys, like an airplane spraying pesticides, and the yellow-brown liquid poured these mountain rats into their heads, and they jumped out of the yard one by one.

Comfortable! I lifted my pants, looked at the results of the combat power under my feet, nodded with satisfaction, and said, "Master Li, let's go down!" ”

The mountain rats retreated, but the mess in the village was still shocking, the bones of the people who were eaten by the mountain rats, all kinds of bitten furniture, and even many mountain rats broke their bellies alive, and their intestines flowed all over the ground, which was miserable.

When we got down from the roof, Naxi Begonia fanned her nose and said, "This yard can't be lived!" ”

I nodded and said, "I can't live in it, the house is leaking." ”

Naxi Begonia said: "What! The smell is too big, what did you eat? Such a fire. ”

Lao Li and Fat Lei covered their mouths at the same time and walked away while laughing, only Ruan Wenlong was in no mood to laugh at me, his face was blue and purple, he walked up to me with his eyes covered, and said: "Sihai, you are really my good brother, admit that you will die sooner!" ”

Seeing Ruan Wenlong's embarrassed appearance, I couldn't bear to mock it, and said, "Okay, Brother Long! I'll pay attention next time. Mainly I don't really know about you this time...... Never mind. ”

We came to the outside of the courtyard, taking a big breath of fresh air, the smell inside was indeed a little unpleasant, but the outside was not bad, the whole village was filled with a strong smell of blood, this time the Broken Dragon Village completely became a dead man's village, and even the birds could not be heard.

Lao Li said: "Fat boy, can you go to the exit at the foot of Broken Dragon Mountain?" ”

Fat Lei patted his chest and said, "Of course you can go!" Old man Chang would never lie to me. ”

We came to the foot of Broken Dragon Mountain, the tree trunks blocked the road, it was originally a small mountain road that was not wide, but it was completely blocked, Lao Li said: "It is estimated that when the mountain rat came down the mountain, the movement was too big, and these big trees were washed down." ”

Fat Lei asked, "What then?" The village has been plagued by these mountain rats, and there is nothing to eat, and I don't want to starve to death here. ”

After escaping the bite of these mountain rats, I didn't have any strong will, I just wanted to sleep well, and said, "Mr. Wu is a master! Didn't he say that within two days, he would be able to break my grandfather's ban? Wait! No one died of hunger for two days. ”

Lao Li shook his head and said, "Four seas! You think about the problem simply, not only we are in the village, but Monk Lai and Wu Daoling last night did not leave the village! ”

I blinked in surprise and said, "Is my grandfather's formation so powerful?" ”

Lao Li said: "Not only these two groups, but also the cat keeper I met on the train, and there is a psychic who has not shown up so far, they may all be in the village, if they don't want to get out, they are likely to collide head-on again, besides, the enemy is dark and I am clear!" ”

I looked at Wu Hesong, hoping that he would be faster.

I saw that Wu Hesong smiled awkwardly, raised his thumb, and said: "The two days I said are just conservative numbers, and your grandfather's feng shui bureau is a bit domineering!" It could be three days, or four or five days, it could be! ”

Lao Li hesitated in front of the big tree pole for a while, turned around and walked in front of me, looked at me, and then at Bai Shanshan, and said: "Mr. Chang's feng shui bureau is difficult for outsiders to break, and coming in is tantamount to a dead battle, you two!" Haven't you learned the fur of Mr. Chang? ”

Bai Shanshan was now completely absent-minded, her face was full of anger, she glared at Ruan Wenlong with a fierce look, and shook a few words in a low voice, "I don't know, my father didn't teach me to break the formation!" ”

I scratched my head and said, "I've heard my grandfather mention it, but I don't know if I can get out." ”