Chapter 67: The Jelly Adventures of Bath

The Pink Ranger's "Lunar Disaster", the opening crawl.

It was a turbulent time for the V&V Empire. Good Emperor Winkel, may he become rich and triumph over the legions of thieves who threaten his treasure. The road to the stars is open!

Among the fragments of the destroyed metal arrows, the brave Bass Jelly prepares to board a ship bound for Mumun! Its mission: to occupy a new planet in the name of empire and greed! A lot of gold awaits in the far reaches of space, but so does the danger!

In front of a group of Lunado believers, Buzz Jelly receives a blessing and buff from their prophet (and the Emperor's secret true love) Lord Victor, who is the first to follow him. When the young armyworm jumped aboard the Sword Rocket, His Majesty Winkel personally wished it good luck.

But no one could have foreseen this tragedy, which will forever be called the "lunar catastrophe".

Moooo

……

Buzz Jelly looked up at the night sky, and the things in her dream were really flickering. A massive metal sword, the largest Buzz had ever seen, was pointing at Aster, ready to pierce the planet with its sharpness. The giant dwarf opens its belly, and Buzz jumps in, its ovipositor ready to give the stuntman one last hug.

"Young!" Little Vai

queu

, or like its p

osamgsamade, as it was called, "Excalidad", protested. Although it has agreed to let Buzz pursue its dreams, now that the fateful day has arrived...... "Young!"

"Sword rocket," Buzz assured its new owner, reminding it of the sheer superiority of the sword over all other shapes. To ensure the success of the mission, Lord Victor also buffed as much as possible to the slime.

"Sword rocket," Excalidad admitted, although he was still worried. "Far!"

"Come back!" Bass agreed, and then enthusiastically reaffirmed his pursuit of passion. "Dreaming!"

Convincing by his impeccable rhetoric, Excalidad rubbed his nose against Buzz and wished it good luck.

"Let's make a final synopsis," Bass's coach, Marbrett the Gnome, said briefly with the engineers. "Our gems are only enough for a one-way trip. In order to speed up the launch date and give hope to the people after the rebellion, we have removed all unnecessary parts of the ship. Seats, air, food, ......"

"Nothing but slime or ghosts can survive the journey," said one engineer, which Bass saw as a compliment to him. "You alone can survive with acceleration, vacuum space and without coatings."

"I remind you that your ship is safe because you have a chance to survive," Marbro added. "You, Sludge, are the real fighters of the 'egalitarian revolution'. You can do it. You can export revolutions to the stars. ”

"Stars!" Bass agreed, even though it privately disapproved of the cause. The most important thing for these muddy mud is to realize their dreams and serve the country.

"Your role is twofold. First, you have to make it all the way to the crash. Second, you have to press the red button in your cabin so that our [warp projector] can open the door between our two worlds. We will take immediate action to reinforce the portal and ensure a permanent passage between the Whisperers and the Moon. ”

"Push!" Buzz repeats. "Button!"

"Remember your training," the giant gnome told Jelly, reminding him of the umpteenth time "invisible vampire capitalist rebels" trying to sabotage the mission by blowing up the prototype. "Survive, press the button!"

Jelly jumped up in response, then turned one last time to see a group of legged creatures who would witness the launch. It recognized the giants of giants, the great Wink knight Bane, and the great Vizier Victor, who had always believed in slime. Its heroes!

"Believe!" Driven by passion, Bass published Slimeki

dThe most lengthy speech known. "Dream! It's true! Job! Fly! Moon Moon! Sword! Oh my God!"

However, the speech caused a lot of controversy among the audience.

"Does the chosen jelly speak of heaven?" Is this a political manifesto?"

"It's angel product placement!"

“Moooooooooooo

!”

Buzz turned and jumped into the sword rocket. The metal door closed behind it, sealing the jelly in a cabin filled with steel gears, tin tubes, and other machine materials; The big, round red button was waiting to be touched on the wall. Only one glass window allows the stuntman to see the outside world.

The dwarves, eager to pierce the sky like Buzz, immediately launched the launch. The slime trembles in fear, waiting for the moment of fate.

And then......

KABOOOOOM ! !

Propelled by a mixture of flame and gravity power stones, the sword rocket flew straight into the sky at breakneck speed. The tremendous pressure flattened Bass, like a puddle in the ground.

Almost as the ship flew through the clouds, one of the pipes ruptured, and inferior bolts were sprayed in all directions. Steam enters the cabin and almost heats up the entire ship!

Accustomed to botched dwarven work, Buzz sprang into action. The slime twisted its body into the shape of a tube, replacing the metal one. The steam scorched it and boiled its slime!

You take medium [Fire] damage! [Reply) activates!

It was unbearably hot, but Buzz endured the pain. It has HP, it has will!

For a long and painful few minutes, the slime clung to the ship, though it shook like all previous ships, in danger of shattering.

Finally, when the blue outside began to turn black, the steam weakened and the flame's power stones ran out. Bass quickly grabbed the metal tube flying in the cabin, jumped it back into place, and then put the screws on as well. Because it was fine, it did a good job even without hands, but there was still a little bit of steam slipping into the cabin.

But it gave Buzz enough breathing time to bang his body against the window so it could see completely!

...

Pretty!

The huge blue slime, with legs called the ocean, covers almost the entire world! It must have eaten the other continents! Goo has turned into a large chunk of sand surrounded by seawater, and Jelly is amazed at the perfect circle of the world.

Slime can be seen on the mythical island of Atlantis between its home and the edge of another huge continent. It also notes other miracles: islands floating in the sky, anchored to the ground by beans; trees taller than mountains; giants sleeping at the bottom of the sea; There's even a smaller black moon orbiting the Earth, obscured by dark clouds!

After a rapid ascent, the spacecraft slows down into space. Buzz could finally gaze at the stars, these flickering, maddening lights floating in the darkness.

Congratulations! As the first slime to go into space, you earned ten levels in the prestigious [Astronaut] class! You've earned the [Stars], [Blue Ozone], [Space], [V-Galactic], and [Eldridge Exploration] class perks!

+600 hp, +50 sp, +8 st

, +10 vit, +7 ski, +6 agi, +10 i

t, +1 cha, +8 lack。

[Shooting Star]: You only take half of the damage of [Physical]; This reduction takes effect before your Nature or Magic Resistance decomposes. You will gain advanced proficiency in piloting any space vehicle.

[Blue Ozone]: You can survive in a vacuum, just like in your hometown. You no longer need to breathe, you gain [Fire] and [Frost] Resistances.

[SpaceZ]: Technology, 40 SP. You can accelerate your body and turn yourself into a deadly projectile, but you can't stop yourself after launching. When stopped, you recover one-third of your total HP.

[V-Galactic]: You can see clearly in the dark and teleport to any planet, natural satellite or asteroid you have visited; You will be teleported to the place where you first landed forever.

[Magic Probe]: Spell, half of your SP. You can summon cosmic forces to summon a magic probe (artificial/magical) with health equal to the SP you sacrificed. This creature obeys your commands, but also serves as a beacon for the ancient elves.

Warning: You have reached the level 30 threshold. You will no longer be able to take new levels until you find a [crown].

Jelly ignores the notification and is mesmerized by the beauty in front of her.

Then, the sword rocket shook a little, as if it had hit something.

Bus's eyes glanced towards the edge of the window, and a monster appeared.

The creature was unlike anything Buzz had ever seen in this circular world: it was a pink, fungal crustacean with antennae on its head. Although it has bat-like wings, it spends most of its time hanging on the surface of the ship due to the myriad pairs of appendages wriggling underneath its body. Then it looked through the window, its alien mind telepathic with young Bass.

"Look at that!" The creature spoke to itself in the Rarehan language, the language that Buzz learned to communicate with the Lunarians. "An immigrant!"

"Moon Sword Rocket!" Buzz jumped back into the cabin as he argued inwardly, surprised at how much he could make a three-word sentence. Then it remembered that its intelligence had grown by 10 points!" Imperial Peace Money!"

"Don't lie to me, I know people like you!" You're a dirty carbon-based alien who has broken into our space! You pretend to be innocent, but if I don't pay attention, you will harass our squid and blow the trumpet on our asteroid!"

"There is no sound in the air!" Bass points out that there can't be any music in space because it doesn't have an atmosphere.

"I'm just trying to say, if you carbon creatures are good at everything, why do you need heterosexual partners to reproduce?" Instead of holding the face of a lower being, let it carry your eggs?" The guy peeked through the tempered glass and spotted the red button. "What is this, some kind of carbon egg bag?"

Panicked, Bass realized that the mission was under threat. "Don't touch the button!"

The weird alien screamed back to him, unleashing a wave of pure psychic energy that shattered the glass and slammed Buzz into the wall. "Brain jammer!

The creature attacked Buzz through their telepathy, invading the young slimy mind with a terrifying extragalactic evil magic. The great, forgotten god has tentacles, mouths and eyes!

of the eyes......

Eye treasures!

Bas immediately pounced on one of the horrified eyes......

And ate it!

[The madness is gone!]

The illusion is shattered, and Buzz returns to reality; That's chewing alien heads.

"That filthy foreigner bit me!" The alien grumbled, managing to push Buzz away from its face. The only remaining oxygen in the cabin, combined with gravity, is running out. The slime successfully landed on the wall and then used its momentum to lunge at the intruder.

"Eye-catching is delicious!" Buzz roared like a lion and then tried to slam the enemy again.

No harm!

But the larger alien beast swept Buzz aside and tried to invade the cabin. The enemy approaches the button with one of the attachments of the button and threatens to end the mission.

The thought of his country's defeat spurned the young clingy warrior spirit. Buzz jumped on the damaged pipe and knocked it out; It then molds its own slimy body, redirecting the concentrated steam at the aliens. The beast screamed in pain as the jelly spewed hot gas at its tentacles.

Bass then closes the pipe with its body, allowing the pressure to build up and reach the boiling point.

"Empire!"

The spewing steam threw the young slime at his enemies like cannonballs, slamming them out of the cabin. Buzz kept bouncing back into the cabin, shattering some gears, while the Intruder flew through space, being pulled away by the sword rocket.

Even without gravity, the young astronaut managed to glue himself to the wall of the spacecraft, peek through the broken window, and with its own eyes.

It's almost as beautiful as it thinks; Even up close, it doesn't seem to look like silver, but more like a dull gray. Slime noticed a city with black spires and a lake of toxic tar sprawling across the surface, which outsiders mistook for specks. The tentacles reached out from the crater where the dark side of the moon began, writhing wildly, spreading the purple clouds to the light side.

In short, it's a perfect colony!

Unsurprisingly, however, there was an atmosphere in Mumuen; This means a serious crash.

To make matters worse, the aliens have penetrated the coating! Bass had to protect the cabin, otherwise entering the hatch could damage the buttons!

Buzz straightened up, covering the hole in the window, and glued himself to the ship's metal as he entered Moon's atmosphere. The ship was on fire, burning the surface of the jelly skin with slime.

You've taken heavy [Fire] damage!

Warning: You've lost a quarter of your HP.

The pain was unbearable, but Buzz wouldn't let go. As long as the shuttle is alive, no flames will enter it!

Warn you that your HP is below half!

No matter what happened, Buzz closed his eyes and clung to the ship with all his last strength. It must live, land on the moon and look up to its homeland with patriotic pride!

Health matters!

As the sword rocket crashed on the surface of the planet Moon, the thought of its master waiting for its return flashed through its young mind. The plane shook, and the fire was extinguished by a gray sandstorm until the plane slowed down.

When Buzz finally opened his eyes, the ship had broken in half, but the cabin and buttons were intact. Two white beasts with tentacles stared at the young slime from the gray shore of the tarmac.

By the time Buzz landed on the sand, it had recovered from its burns, and it thought: what a small jump for a slime.

But for the Empire, it's a huge leap!

You're in the Outlands! Characteristics: [Low gravity], [Cold atmosphere], [Hallucinatory terrain], [Nocturnal activity].

The stats of the [Abomination], [Alien], [Hexel] and [Insect] types will be increased by one level, while the effects of [Frost], [Darkness], [Gravity], [Mind], [Evil] and [Hexel] will be enhanced. The effects of [Moon] and [Madness] will be greatly enhanced.

People with the Luna-related god-type class or those with the "Luna-claimed" skill are immune to all negative effects of the energy field and gain +5 on all checkpoints.

"This survived? The first squid asked in the language of Thunder Khan.

"You owe me twenty thousand shells," the other animal replied to its complaining companion. "I'm Saul Gaza, the chosen slime. Welcome to Moo!"

“Moooooo

!”

You overcame many odds to become the first carbon-based creature to reach the moon in Overall, and you won the [Heroic Crest].

Buzz glanced up and saw a rainbow of shining treasures descending from the sky. Slime sees it, but the young adventurer is disappointed when he glances at it.

Not enough swordsmanship.

The astronaut decided to dedicate the treasure as a souvenir to Ekcalida, and then jumped back into the wreckage of the sword rocket to fulfill his patriotic duty.

The mission is not over yet.

Buzz jumped up and smashed the big red button.

When the cracks in space opened, Van Kerl could barely contain his joy. The whole crowd became silent, their hearts occupied by religious silence. Finally, after a minute of agony, a white squid and jellyfish carry a strange C

Est walked out the door.

Seafood looked at the Minions, waved his tentacles at Manlin Victor, and addressed the audience. "We are here for peace, children!" The squid speaks in the original language of its kind. "Our Father's will has been fulfilled!"

Manlin Victor's zealous retinue let out cries of joy and relief, even though they may not understand their language.

"Suck my tentacles!" The squid added, and the believers shouted with joy as before. The thing made a sound, and Van Kel thought it was a sigh. "Love your flock, they say ......"

"Is there air on your moon?" Manlin Victor asked, more excited than any time Winkel had ever seen. "I don't have it on top."

"Ah, your gametes do need oxygen to survive," said the squid, "and we have an atmosphere where you can survive." But don't eat these foods unless you want a third leg. ”

"Then I'll come first!" Manlin Victor immediately walked through the gate.

"Finally, a new world without dragons, but full of quests and adventures!" Van Kerr was delighted, and he stepped through the portal himself.

Just waiting for his servant to come out, his skin losing all its color, his expression torn between panic and shock. "Your Majesty, no! He pleaded with his master. "Don't cross the river!"

What's wrong? Why?" I want to see the moon with my own eyes, minion. ”

"Your Majesty, if you ...... If you see over there...... You'll never come back!"

Oh? Is the moon made of gold? Winkel immediately jumped through the portal, controlled by greed.

He slowly landed on the other side, his claws sunken into a gray desert. The sky was darkened like the most terrible darkness, more terrifying than the blue sun above him. A terrible smell filled the air. Winkel felt an overwhelming fear, and his instincts told him that he had stepped into a place where dragons shouldn't have set foot in.

Why? Why is his dragon's survival instinct overdrive? What could threaten him? A bug biting his ankle? He looked down at the ground.

Ground......

When Winkel realized that something had sunk into his leg, his voice choked in his throat.

Lead

Lead is everywhere!

Winkel looked around frantically and saw that he was surrounded by a whole mountain of cursed metal. A terrible, crazy revelation struck his mind, and an ancient cosmic truth exploded in his naïve mind.

Moon......

The moon is made of lead!

Vitality check failed!

Winkel felt a sharp pain in his chest, right in his heart. For the first time in his long life, the dragon struggled to breathe. "Minions...... Minions ......"

The emperor fell on the lead bar and was on the verge of death.

In that dark day, the Whisperers all but lost their beloved ruler. The kind-hearted Emperor Winkel, who had defeated countless enemies, fell in a stroke; His kind heart was shattered by the terrible truth of the universe.

Only the good intentions of Viktor Vizier and the efforts of his loyal servants saved the emperor from death. They took the dragon to the only place that could save him: his treasure. They poured gold and precious stones on him for hours, until at last the dragon's heart beat again. A minute late, the Gollum loses its beloved owner.

"Minions ......" was the first thing the good emperor said when he woke up.

"What's the matter, Your Majesty?" The handsome Victor asked his beloved master, his voice full of concern.

"The moon can't sustain the life of dragons...... The good emperor lamented. His dream of completing a space mission was shattered, forever.

Because we often look up to the sky and hope to get gold.

But sometimes, it's just lead.