Episode 132: Lu Xiaofeng digging earthworms!
There are countless strange people in the world, but if you want to say the most bizarre, there is no one with four eyebrows Lu Xiaofeng!
He has been in the rivers and lakes since he was thirteen years old, and it has been almost twenty years now, and in the past twenty years, he has encountered many strange people and how many strange conspiracies he has encountered!
Every strange person, every strange thing can be in the most lively teahouse in the capital, and it can't be finished for three days and three nights, and the excitement and bizarre are needless to say.
It is no exaggeration to say that Lu Xiaofeng's life is full of excitement and bizarreness.
However, even if all the bizarre events and all the strange things he has experienced are added up, I am afraid that there is no more bizarre and weird thing than the one thing he is doing now.
As we all know, Lu Xiaofeng is a person who likes to make friends, his friends are all-encompassing, he can sit and talk with contemporary celebrities, and he can also call him a brother and a pawn with a peddler, so there may be people on the rivers and lakes who are better at making friends than him, but there are never too many such people.
Those who are familiar with Lu Xiaofeng know that he sometimes looks lazy and sloppy, but he is definitely a person who loves cleanliness, but now Lu Xiaofeng, not to mention ordinary people in the rivers and lakes, I am afraid that even if his best friend Hua Manlou is coming, Ximen Blowing Snow may not be able to recognize it.
His whole person is like soaking in the stinky ditch for half a month, and rolling in the mud for half a month, not only is there a puddle of stinky mud hanging on his body, but his body exudes a fishy smell that is not flattering, just because he is now doing the most bizarre and weird thing in his life.
He was digging earthworms in a pile of stinking mud.
This is a bet between him and the king of stealing kings, Sikong picks stars, the two compete somersaults, if he wins, Sikong picks stars after seeing him, he has to kowtow and call his father-in-law, and if Sikong picks stars wins, don't want him to kowtow, just dig earthworms!
It's a pity that this time Sikong won the star!
Last time in Taishan, Lu Xiaofeng won the heel fight, and Sikong picked up the stars without saying a word and bet on it. Fifty jars of old wine were given to him without any discount, so he couldn't afford to pay this time.
One heel, one earthworm, Sikong picks stars and wins five hundred and sixty-eight heels, he has to dig five hundred and sixty-eight earthworms!
This is not an easy thing, Lu Xiaofeng's unparalleled spirit finger may be able to clamp any sharp blade in the world, but unfortunately, the earthworm is not a knife, nor a sword, nor is it any other sharp blade.
"Two hundred and thirty-four!"
Grabbing another earthworm and counting it, he stuffed it into the stinky cloth bag behind him, and just as he was about to bury his head in the dry again, two slight footsteps suddenly sounded in his ears.
Lu Xiaofeng didn't care, but the footsteps were clearly coming towards him, and when they reached his ears, they were less than ten zhang away from him, which made him couldn't help but be surprised.
You must know that although there are countless masters in the world, there are not many people who can quietly enter ten zhang in front of Lu Xiaofeng, I never thought that I would meet two at once today, what a hell!
At that moment, he hurriedly raised his eyes to look in the direction where the footsteps came from, who would have thought that he couldn't help but be stunned at this sight.
He has seen countless beauties in his life, but the one in front of him still makes him stunned, but he is not an ordinary person after all, he will come back to his senses in a blink of an eye, no way, he can't help but return to his senses, because he is afraid that the person next to the beauty will stab him!
There are not many knives in this world that can make Lu Xiaofeng afraid, but the first one is definitely the one in front of him.
Stand alone in the world, catch a knife in the wind!
The person who came was none other than Ding Xiu and Lianxing couple, and when he saw Lu Xiaofeng, he immediately greeted with a smile: "Brother Lu, hello!" ”
"I'm not good!"
Lu Xiaofeng stood up straight, no matter what, he was always unwilling to fall in front of this person, especially now, there was a big beauty that he had never seen before.
Helpless, he also knew that his current situation was not good, so he had to sigh and say: "No matter who digs earthworms for a few days, he will never be good, especially now that he has met you again......."
Ding Xiu said curiously: "Brother Lu doesn't seem to want to see me?" ”
"Isn't that weird, because every time I see you, nothing good happens."
Lu Xiaofeng replied angrily: "Do you remember when we first met last year, the old case of the Jinpeng Dynasty, I lost even a finger to Lingxi!" ”
"Rest assured, this time is definitely different from the last time."
Ding Xiu said with a smile: "Because the two of us just came from Woyun Tower. ”
Woyun Building is the first building in Huzhou, and the chef of the owner of Woyun Building is known as the Gongqing. The craftsmanship of cooking is unique in the world, and it is said that even the gods have to move their hearts when they taste it.
Lu Xiaofeng is friends with the owner of Woyun Tower. I have to go to Huzhou at least three times a year, just to taste the wine and food of Woyunlou.
However, what made him linger the most was the zongzi in Woyun Tower, and it was for this reason that in the past seven years, he spent the Dragon Boat Festival in Woyun Tower every year.
"You didn't go to the Dragon Boat Festival this year, the owner of Woyun Mansion is very concerned about you, knowing that I know you, and when you leave, you have to bring you a bag of zongzi."
As Ding Xiu spoke, he took out an oiled paper package from the bag behind his back and handed it to Lu Xiaofeng.
"Couple?!"
But Lu Xiaofeng obviously focused in the wrong direction: "I haven't seen you for a year, and you are actually married?" Sure enough, after getting Yan Tieshan and Huo Xiu's family property and becoming a rich man, this person is different, but I'm even more curious, how did you find me? ”
Ding Xiu smiled: "According to common sense, the world is so big, it is not easy to find a prodigal son like Brother Lu, but fortunately, I found another person." ”
Lu Xiaofeng asked curiously, "Who did you find?" These days, even I don't know where I am. ”
"But the guy who won you must know you're here."
Ding Xiu said neatly: "So I made a bet with him, if he can steal the jade pendant from my wife's waist, I will do one thing for him, if he can't steal it, he has to tell me Lu Xiaofeng's whereabouts." ”
This person, of course, is the king of stealing kings, and he picks up stars.
Lu Xiaofeng was already smiling bitterly, "I can't imagine that this old monkey thief will not change, and now he is even so gambling." ”
"Brother Lu's words are wrong."
Ding Xiu said with a smile: "It's not a bad thing to gamble sometimes, otherwise how could we see you digging earthworms." ”
Lu Xiaofeng stiffened his face, "Digging earthworms is not good-looking." ”
"Of course, if ordinary people dig earthworms, it is not good-looking, but Lu Xiaofeng digging earthworms is extremely good-looking!"
Ding Xiu sighed and said, "Don't hide it, our husband and wife arrived yesterday. ”
"Yesterday?!"
When Lu Xiaofeng heard this, he couldn't help but be stunned: "And then you two just look at the earthworms I have been digging for a day?!" ”
"Not bad."
Seeing Ding Xiu admit without hesitation, Lu Xiaofeng couldn't help but smile bitterly: "Why didn't I see before, you would be such a boring person?" ”
"Alas........."
Ding Xiu sighed and said, "I don't want to do this either, just because I'm thinking about how to convince Brother Lu after we meet, and I can't help but delay some time." ”
When Lu Xiaofeng heard this, he didn't say a word, he turned around and was about to leave, but before he could take a step, there was an extra person in front of him, a woman who looked like a fairy.
Lian Xing smiled: "Why is Lu Gongzi in a hurry to leave? ”
Lu Xiaofeng smiled bitterly: "If you don't go, you can't go, there are not many things in this world that can make the two of you embarrassed, I have a hunch that this will definitely be a big trouble!" ”
"It's really a big trouble, but Brother Lu, you have to do me this favor."
Ding Xiu walked over and said in an unprecedentedly serious tone: "Brother Lu should know what I and Boss Zhu are doing during this time, and the reason why I came today is because the 800,000 taels of silver I sent to Taizhou were robbed. ”
Lu Xiaofeng couldn't help but be surprised: "Who is it, who dares to rob Brother Ding's dart?!" ”
Ding Xiu said: "Of course, the robber is the Jiangyang thief. ”
Lu Xiaofeng added: "I think he is definitely not an ordinary Jiangyang thief. ”
"Not bad."
Ding Xiu nodded and said: "This thief is indeed not ordinary, he not only knows how to embroider, but also very good at embroidering blind people, during this time, he has embroidered more than 100 blind people, embroidered countless gold and silver treasures, but these are not important, the important thing is that the 800,000 taels of silver I sent to Taizhou were used to build ordnance for General Qi and exterminate the Japanese invaders." ”
Hearing this, Lu Xiaofeng was silent for a while, and then sighed and said: "I have often heard that this is a major matter to protect the family and defend the country, it seems that I have to help with this favor.........
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